No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 163 Brother, What Are You Doing?

Good weekend, wonderful weekend, croaking weekend.

Although there are not many options for working as a worker on weekends, it is already very cool to have.

Qin Ren is very happy now.

On the tea table was a bottle of plum wine of Meijian brand, a pile of fish skin peanuts, and a few sticks of crispy fragrant rice. The movie "The White-headed Detective", the ancestor of Wulitou, was playing on the TV.

"Hey Hey Hey……"

Qin Ren was lying sideways on the sofa, watching and giggling, feeling very uncomfortable, drinking a little wine, eating a little peanut, stroking a kitten, rubbing his breasts...

Ok?
Strange things got mixed in, Qin Ren's face darkened, he lowered his head, and looked angrily at a little girl who crawled on him:
"what?"

"Ding Leng (Qin Ren)~"

Luo Yao turned on the hamster mode, her two cheeks were stuffed with fancy snacks, and she made a vague request:
"No... uneven..."

"What?"

Gollum—

The incoherent Luo Yao swallowed the snacks in her mouth, and spoke incoherently again loudly:

"This seat needs to see the unevenness!"

Qin Ren showed the expression of the subway old man's mobile phone.jpg and pondered for a while before realizing that this guy said "Bu Jingyun".

"I'll watch it tomorrow, today the TV is mine."

Qin Ren took a sip of plum wine and let out a leisurely hiss:
"Watching TV is such a beautiful thing? But since you came, it has been occupied by you and Tuantuan. Why don't you let me enjoy it today?"

"But you obviously like playing games more, so you don't watch them!"

"..."

Master Spirit Beast is not a fool, and he told the truth with one word.

Qin Ren couldn't refute it. Times have indeed changed. When I was a child, I wanted to put my face on the TV. Even if I don't like playing games very much now, my interest in TV is still not as good as that of computers and mobile phones.

In the past, when Qin Ren was alone at home, the only function of turning on the TV was to use it as a bgm, to give the family a "home" feeling, and to feel less lonely.

"Yao..."

However, a man's excuses are like small dimples on a girl's chest, there are always squeezes. For example, Qin Ren immediately thought of one:
"...As the saying goes, one moment is another moment, and you know that now the spirit..."

"Cough! Cough-cough-cough!"

Yu Ling'er, who was always concentrating in front of the computer, coughed dryly and stomped his feet at this moment. He took off the earphones and turned his head. He glanced slightly in the direction of Yu Yourong, who was playing with his mobile phone on the dining table, and then turned around. Blushing, he gave Qin Ren an annoyed look.

"Ah...that..."

Yes, I agreed that I would only be called "Ling'er" in private, so I almost broke the precept.

Qin Ren gritted his teeth to express his apology, then continued to change his words and said to Luo Yao:
"...Yao, you also know that now Master Yu loves playing games more than me. This is his only hobby. I can't win people's love, right?"

"The suzerain plays games, Xiaoyu plays mobile phones, Gu Qing... and Gu Qing, who eats that in the bedroom all day... what... fine..."

"Food for the soul."

"Yes! Anyway, there is nothing left in this seat."

There is no other way, the little girl is like this, a mere weekend, but it is a very long day for her, and when she is bored, she will be depressed and will make a fuss.

"I said, don't you also have a mobile phone?" Qin Ren casually picked up a peanut and put it in his mouth.

"That's too small."

Luo Yao "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" opened her mouth and snatched the peanuts into her mouth:

"The small ones can no longer satisfy me."

"..."

Qin Ren had dark lines on his face, but when he thought about it carefully, it was like he couldn't stand 4P after he got used to watching 1080K screens. Luo Yao got used to watching dramas on big screens, and after adapting for too long, she might not be able to go back.

"Huh? Wait a minute."

There is a saying that people think about things when they see things, Qin Ren stared at Pi Xiu's small chest for a while, and suddenly remembered something:
"What about the tablet?"

"Tablets...um...tablets are fine too."

Ever since she got a mobile phone, Luo Yao used TV to watch dramas, and used her mobile phone to fight landlords. She hadn't used a tablet for a long time. Now that she thought about it, she immediately ran to the bedroom.

"Found it~"

After flipping through for a while, Luo Yao returned to the living room with the old tablet in her hands, happily kicked off her little slippers, and sat down on the sofa.

"Oh hooah~"

Qin Ren's expression twisted strangely at that moment.

"What's wrong with you?" Luo Yao tilted her head.

"nothing…"

"Oh."

"Don't! Don't!"

"?"

"...you...don't move, then...sit in another place..."

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Pixiu has a special physique, not only a human air conditioner in summer, but also a wireless power bank itself.

The tablet computer, which has not been used for a long time, has long run out of battery, but Luo Yao took a handful of it in his hand, and the tablet still automatically started to charge slowly.

"Qin Ren, Qin Ren."

"what happened again…"

"Can't see it."

"Ah? No, I have a member."

Qin Ren frowned, took a look at the tablet, and was very embarrassed to scold her at that time.

Nima, TV membership and mobile device membership are not the same...

"Shabi loves Qiyi..."

"Sharp pen training..."

"Shabi Youku..."

"The evil pen Chen Rui..."

Qin Ren checked the mainstream video platforms one by one, and then cursed in his heart one by one for such platforms that were not common to TV members.

There was no way, Qin Ren thought about it, and was about to give up the TV to this guy, so he rubbed his neck, tapped his back, squeezed his shoulders, took a deep breath and prepared to get up.

What he didn't notice was that Pixiu's clear eyes were looking at him thoughtfully while he was knocking on his back and squeezing his shoulders.

"Come on, show you the unevenness."

"No."

"?"

Qin Ren was surprised. Just as he got up from the sofa, two small hands pushed his chest and pushed him back.

"I don't want to read it."

"then you…?"

"I'll go to Tang Bobo. Their house also has a TV, and her mother doesn't watch TV."

After the little girl finished speaking, she put on her little slippers again, and turned her head while walking towards the door, her little face was slightly flushed and hummed:

"The weekend's... the weekend's TV for you..."

"Yo?"

Qin Ren was startled, then smiled gently:
"Yaoyao, you...huh?"

Luo Yao grabbed the little skirt and threw it at Qin Ren's face:

"Thank you, thank you, I will tell you after you have had enough rest..."

After saying this, the little girl ran out of the house in a hurry.

And Qin Ren was naturally relieved.

Is this the sense of accomplishment of cultivating gameplay...

"Humph!"

boom--!
"?"

The world is really impermanent. Qin Ren was just about to lie back on the sofa to enjoy a cozy weekend, when there was a small sound behind him, and he sat up in shock, and looked suspiciously at Yu Linger in front of the computer:
"What's wrong Ling..."

"cough!"

"oh oh."

It's really troublesome, calling "Linger" and sneaking around...

But Qin Ren still had to take care of Master Yu's thoughts, after all, Master Yu had a thin skin.

So, under Master Yu's annoyed reminder, Qin Ren pulled a bench and moved to sit next to Master Yu, and carefully approached her pretty face:
"Linger..."

"you…!"

The warm and gentle air blew onto Yu Ling'er's face and soft ears, immediately turning pink. Yu Ling'er gritted her teeth, and raised her jade hand to pinch Qin Ren's waist, suppressing the pain. Shyly and angrily annoyed him:

"You...what are you doing! Let her..."

Yu Ling'er turned her head to look at the apprentice in the restaurant who was concentrating on looking at her phone, and then turned her head and continued to stare at Qin Ren:
"...Rong'er is still here!"

"nonsense."

Qin Ren was not blind, so he poked Yu Ling'er's soft palm with his finger:
"That's why I was very quiet."

"Oh, you... you're going to be bad!"

Master Yu blushed, his palms were itchy, his heart was also itchy, but at the same time he felt inexplicable melancholy, a touch of melancholy, all in all mixed feelings.

"Let's get down to business, Ling'er, what happened to you just now?" Qin Ren put on a serious expression.

"It's nothing." Yu Ling'er looked at the screen guiltily, "It's just that when I used the mouse, I used some strength."

"Oh…"

Qin Ren nodded frequently:

"You can't beat others in the game, so you throw the mouse in anger?"

"No, huh..."

Being hit by the bad guys, Yu Ling'er turned her face away in aggrieved and stubborn way.

"As for it."

Qin Ren gently held her beautiful chin, and turned his face around again:

"If you can't fight, let's not fight, let's continue to fight man-machine, how about it?"

"not so good."

Yu Ling'er was a little frustrated, looking at the black and white on the screen dejectedly:
"Obviously I've played Super Mario very well...Qin Ren, am I not suitable for games like "League of Legends"..."

"Yes."

Qin Ren nodded seriously.

"Qin Ren, you are bad."

Yu Ling'er also seriously punched his shoulder with a fist.

Qin Ren dodged this time. He stretched out his big hand to wrap around her small fist, separated her beautiful fingers one by one, and placed them on the mouse again:
"The reason why we human beings have grown up on the earth so far is because we know how to make use of our strengths and avoid weaknesses. Just like Yourong is good at physical training and you are good at sword training, everyone is not necessarily good at the same direction in all aspects... In this way, I There are a few other games here, try it out..."

While muttering, Qin Ren opened Steam.

"Are these games?"

Yu Ling'er's eyes sparkled, and she looked at the densely packed rows of foreign letters on the left side of the interface in disbelief.

"Yes, they are all already bought."

"Bought it? There are so many, it's expensive, right?"

"It's very expensive. Many of them are the ones that haven't played for a long time. If you buy them, you will eat ashes. They will consume impulsively and buy them because of injustice."

Yu Ling'er doesn't know what the meaning of grievances is, but it feels like a bad word, so her beautiful eyes slanted:
"Are you scolding yourself?"

"No, no, I'm not a wronged species."

Qin Ren smiled:
"I'm very clever. This account belongs to someone named Zhou Chi. He's an old man. It just so happens that he's responsible for buying the game, and we're responsible for playing it."

"Then I want to try this."

Yu Linger immediately fell in love with the top one:
"What is this?"

"This, this is a new game, commonly known as "Old Head Ring", it's about adventure."

"Adventure, is it similar to Super Mario?"

"Yes, almost."

Qin Ren nodded. As an old player born in the 90s who entered the pit of red and white machines, he is now not interested in many popular 3A masterpieces. This is a disease called "electronic atrophy", which cannot be cured. The only medicine is a time machine.

So for the newly released "Old Man Ring", Qin Ren only enthusiastically downloaded 3% of it in 99 minutes, and because he disliked it taking up the speed of the Internet, he suspended the download and didn't care about it anymore.

Now that Yu Ling'er wanted to play, Qin Ren restarted the download, and the installation was completed soon.

"It's more convenient to use the handle."

"Okay, I'll get it."

"Hey, wait a minute, it's not Xiaobawang's handle, it's this one."

Qin Ren took out a big treasure with [XBOX] printed on it, and Yu Linger looked at it flickeringly.

"You hold it like this."

"so?"

"Well, then this one is moving."

"Hey...Wait...Qin Ren, I can't do it, this one runs so fast."

"It's okay, take your time, this, then this..."

Yu Linger held the controller with both hands, and Qin Ren held Yu Linger's hands, teaching her the most basic operations. Unexpectedly, Yu Linger was quite interested in this kind of hardcore action-adventure games. very serious.

……

"Sword! Qin Ren Qin Ren! My sword!"

"It's okay, it's okay, that's it."

"Hey! Don't you remind me that you have a bow and arrow!"

"Hey, forget it."

"You definitely did it on purpose! Hate..."

……

Qin Ren was the teacher, and Yu Linger was the student. Both of them were very devoted, until a cold voice suddenly sounded beside them:
"Brother, what are you doing?"

"!"

"!!!"

(End of this chapter)