No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 170 The Sister-in-Law Who Can’t Lift Herself (3500 Roots)

Today, the morning of the Qin family is a little different.

Of course, it wasn't a big deal. In an ordinary small family like Qin Ren's, the trivial things in daily life might add a little color to the next morning.

But what was more surprising this morning was that classmate Yu Yourong got up late very rarely.

……

As a monk, getting up on time is something that has become a conditioned reflex for thousands of years.

Even if Yu Ling'er plays games now and goes to bed later, she can still get up on time for morning exercises the next day, at worst, she will go back to sleep after breakfast for a while.

But today, after Qin Ren finished dressing and washing, and also helped Luo Yao get dressed and washed, Yu Yourong just sat up from the sofa.

……

"...ah...brother, good morning..."

The hazy sky shone lightly on the delicate and fair shoulders of the young girl who had just woken up, and Yu Yourong's greeting was a bit vague, because the tip of Fenfen's tongue was picking up a hair tie.

She was holding the hair behind her head with her hands and was about to tie it into a ponytail. The light fluff on the back of her swan-like neck was cute and cute, and it should have revealed a kind of purity, but the nightdress she was wearing really made people's blood surge. .

The semi-transparent tulle is only adorned with a little cotton as a base at the key points, and it is not just a deliberate design or something. The mask on the heart is pushed up a little bit, so the two rabbit sisters squeeze me and squeeze you , as if struggling to come out from below, presenting a soft and waxy two-and-a-half ball.

"Yes...cough...your tolerance..."

Qin Ren blinked his eyelids at that moment, he couldn't speak, he couldn't walk, he just stood in the aisle and stuttered.

……

It is true that as a former exorcist + social animal, Qin Ren is also well-informed.

Logically speaking, even if the snake girl at this time is like a fairy or a succubus, he will not look like a pig brother.

However, by coincidence, after being kissed on the mouth by an old hag yesterday, Qin Ren had a long-lost dream at night.

It is inconvenient to elaborate on the specific content of the dream, but it is the kind that Gu Qing often does.

It's just that the object of the dream has changed from "brother" to a creature that fits Qin Ren's xp.

……

All in all, because of the influence of this dream, coupled with the hot blood that is unique to men who get up early, Qin Ren has such a silly face at this time.

"elder brother…"

"Hey... hey!"

"..."

Of course, classmate Yu Yourong also saw the clues from his brother's reaction, he quickly regained consciousness, nodded and looked at his charming half body sitting up from the quilt.

Well…

If you blush now, is it too late?

It seemed so, Yu Yourong didn't bother to be shy anymore, she just needed to cover up the little joy in her eyes, grabbed the quilt to cover it up, and said in a low voice:
"Brother, I overslept, you sleep a little longer, I'll cook right away."

"Oh, no, no, I'll come, you can get dressed and wash up."

Qin Rencai was reluctant to use the little snake as a maid. After breakfast, Qin Ren rolled up his sleeves and went into the kitchen. He moved swiftly. He didn't notice the other snake on the balcony that had been watching secretly for a while, and immediately followed come over.

……

Whoa-!
boom--!
Qin Ren set the frying pan on with his front foot, and heard the kitchen door being opened and closed with his back foot.

"Didn't you say, I'll do it, you go quickly... eh? Linger?"

Qin Ren tilted his head as he spoke, only to find that the person who came was not a small snake but a big snake.

……

Big Snake's clothes today are pretty nice. The upper body is a thick white bat shirt, and the lower body is a light gray half-length skirt that reaches to the middle of the calf. It is gentle and bright, and it has the kind of little femininity at home.

good looking.

So lovely.

One thing to say, Qin Ren felt that if Yu Linger paired this outfit with a pair of stockings today, it would be absolutely perfect.

And according to the color of stockings, the styles presented also have their own advantages.

For example, if it is flesh-colored, it will go directly to Su Yu's style.

The virtuous and beautiful wife is dressed in a fresh and virtuous dress, only the legs wrapped in silk stockings are soft and tender. The vagueness and mystery that are looming are often the most attractive, as if implying that the real infinite scenery hidden under the clothes is waiting to be revealed by you. If you can be matched with a little bitter look that is easy to be bullied, I believe that few normal men can withstand it;
And if it is black stockings, it will add a lot of seductive little enchantment, reminiscent of the young single divorced mother on TV.

Just imagine, on a cold night that has been lonely for a long time, she put the child to sleep, went back to the bedroom, took a glass of wine, sipped a drink while admiring herself in front of the mirror, and when she was slightly drunk, she looked at her pretty face in the mirror. Staring at the blush for a long time, some old and charming thoughts lingered in my heart, and the water in my eyes gradually became brighter. I stretched out my hand and slowly lifted the usually reserved half-length skirt to an extremely indulgent position, revealing the faintly visible under the black pantyhose. No one has seen it for a long time, the wine red T-shaped lace cloth...

……

Depend on!wrong.

Where did this come to mind?

People's thoughts are really amazing. Qin Ren himself admired himself for being able to think of Yu Ling'er in front of him to the late-night stories in "Friends" magazine when he was a child.

Tsk...

Could it be that staying with my sister-in-law for a long time every day has also infected her thinking power...

……

"7 seconds."

"?"

Yu Ling'er in front of him suddenly spoke, and Qin Ren came back to his senses:

"what?"

"You were in a daze for 7 seconds..."

Yu Linger looked at him sullenly:
"Qin Ren, what bad things are you thinking about?"

"It's not a bad thing."

Qin Ren waved the spatula in his hand:

"I just think... um... Linger, your clothes are pretty good."

"Don't bark so proficiently, can you?"

Yu Ling'er stared at him, and while staring, she tiptoed timidly.

"Okay, you have the final say, I won't call in the future."

"I…"

Yu Ling'er was inexplicably anxious at the time:
"...No, who told you not to bark? I just let you...let you..."

In a hurry, seeing the curve of Qin Ren's mouth gradually raised, Yu Ling'er immediately understood that he was teasing her, her face flushed slightly, she clenched her fist and punched it down, but Qin Ren avoided it by covering her left shoulder.

"Every time I hit this side, can I change the direction?"

"can."

Changing and changing, Yu Ling'er thumped his right shoulder, and squinted at him after beating:
"Let me ask you, what did you say to Rong'er in the living room just now?"

"Damn, you came here just to find out about this?"

Yu Ling'er had just finished his morning exercise on the balcony, when he greeted Yu Yourong just now, Master Yu undoubtedly saw him.

"I said Linger."

Qin Ren casually pulled a piece of kitchen paper and wiped the fine layer of sweat from the morning exercise on the tip of Yu Ling'er's nose:
"Why do you seem to be in charge of Rong'er's every move now? Everyone's disciple grows and beats more and more, and the master lets go more and more. Why do you turn it around and control more and more strictly?"

"I... Am I not for Rong'er's safety?"

Yu Ling'er impatiently perfunctory, and then directly muttered his own guess:
"...Anyway, I saw you, a bad guy, staring at Ronger early in the morning, hmph, what's so interesting..."

Mingming's nightdress is the same style as Master's, that is, one black and one white are different in color. Didn't Qin Ren see Yu Linger's on the balcony that night?
Wasn't his reaction normal at the time?How come seeing Rong'er wearing the same one today is the same virtue?

Well what does that mean…

"In short, you are a bad person. In order to prevent you from having any unreasonable thoughts about Rong'er, I... I am a master... naturally I have to... pay more attention..."

The further back, Yu Ling'er's voice became softer, as if she was a little guilty.

However, Qin Ren believed in her, and believed that the master's desire to protect the apprentice was not fake, it was a very pure feeling.

"Don't worry, you don't have to think too much about these things. Just now, we were just exchanging casual greetings. I just want to ask, is it okay for her to go to bed late yesterday? Why did she wake up so late today? "

"do not know."

Yu Linger shook his head:
"She went to bed earlier than me yesterday, and she might have been woken up by mosquitoes later, as if she got up once."

"Is that so..."

……

Is this really true?
I don't know, anyway, later at the dinner table, Qin Ren asked me again, and Yu Yourong also gave a perfunctory answer, probably because the master's butt was too big, and she didn't get enough quilts because of the crowding, and so on.

It is conceivable that with such a statement, the master and the apprentice will definitely have to argue a few more words.

And Qin Ren accidentally caught a glimpse of abnormal redness on one of Yu Yourong's fingers during the process.

"Forgiving."

Qin Ren put down his chopsticks, narrowed his eyes and said in doubt:

"What did you do with your finger? It looks like... a little swollen?"

"Eh?"

When Yu Yourong heard the words, a trace of panic flashed in his eyes, and he squeezed and shrank his hands:
"This is... a mosquito bite."

"Bit your finger?"

Qin Ren was surprised. Based on experience, mosquitoes rarely bite fingers, right?

But looking back carefully, in fact, Qin Ren himself was bitten by mosquitoes in even more outrageous places, and Qin Ren almost went to the Andrology Hospital at that time. Since then, Qin Ren has never slept naked again.

Huh?
Speaking of blood-sucking mosquitoes are female mosquitoes...

The place where I was sucked by a female mosquito, isn't it a bit... astringent?
……

Qin Ren's mind began to fly again, so much so that he still remembered it when he arrived at the company.

Sometimes men can always find inexplicable points of interest in some strange topics, and Qin Ren is no exception. As soon as he arrived at the company, he found Zhou Chi and shared the [female mosquito incident].

After Zhou Chi listened with great interest, he clicked his tongue, and immediately patted Qin Ren's shoulder earnestly:

"Brother Ren, you should do some furry."

"roll!"

"Others are fine too. It's better than mosquitoes. By the way, I happened to see a book about Plants vs. Zombies recently..."

"climb!"

Qin Ren ignored him and returned to his work station, just as Xiao Chengzi, who was on leave yesterday, also arrived.

"Engineer."

Qin Ren held his head up to say hello. To his surprise, Cheng Siyu didn't respond positively like "Morning Qin Gong~" as usual, but let out a listless "Mm", and then sat down at the work station, hugging his arms, The little head slumped on the table.

Qin Renxin said that she didn't sleep like the little snake at home, okay?

After a question, Cheng Siyu replied sullenly:
"It's not that I didn't sleep well, it's... Anyway, I just can't lift my spirits, I feel like I haven't eaten enough..."

"You didn't have breakfast?"

"I ate it. I have half a cup more milk than usual, but I don't know why. It's like I didn't eat it... Maybe it's a psychological effect."

Even so, as soon as he talked to his brother-in-law, Cheng Siyu couldn't help cheering up a little bit, and slowly told him about the puppy he picked up yesterday:
"Qin Gong, do you know that Lily finally woke up last night. She really didn't have any illnesses before, and she just fell asleep. Tsk tsk, I really have seen such a sleeping dog."

"I said earlier that she is a lazy dog."

"Also, I found that there are many special things about Lily. She doesn't eat dog food, meat, or even vegetables. After waking up, I heard her stomach growl, but what is she doing I don’t even eat, and guess what happened in the end?”

"Don't give a shit."

"In the end, she actually went to the kitchen to find a carrot by herself, and she gnawed it hard!"

"..."

Dogs who love carrots…

outrageous.

Coincidentally, the theme of fishing at work today has not yet been decided, so I might as well use it to chat with my sister-in-law about this little bitch named "Lily".

(End of this chapter)