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Chapter 187 The Fox and the Cat
Chapter 187 The Fox and the Cat
What is the name of the fox?
Have you ever remembered that there was a song called "The-Fox" that brainwashed the world, and its popularity was no less than that of "Gangnam Style" earlier.
Of course, for Qin Ren, who is in his twenties, these memories are likely to be tears of the times.
However, the Divine Comedy of "The-Fox" was basically Qin Ren's only impression of the fox's cry. It was weird and weird.
As for actual fox calls...
Qin Ren didn't know about it, and he didn't watch the video. He only remembered that the description in some texts was "嘤嘤嘤".
The fox chirped.
What about Tuantuan?
"..."
Qin Ren thought about it. In a sense, Tuantuan's barking was also buzzing. After all, she liked to act like a baby, and girls who loved to act like a baby were always prone to making buzzing sounds on various occasions.
Or crying, or complaining, or during foreplay, etc...
Huh?No, it should be a cat now.
A kitten, cute and cute, the kind that occasionally has no head.
The cat in the family is still young, so at most it can only complain in Qin Ren's arms, and the area where kittens are not suitable has not yet been involved, but Qin Ren is not unacceptable if she insists on saying that she sounds like a fox when she sings.
But most of the time, she is indeed "meow meow".
"That's why I also thought it was quite strange at the time. A good fox insists on meowing like a cat..."
After three days of not being on the roof tiles, and not suppressing Su Lili for 3 minutes, Su Lili's eyes flickered mischievously again:
"Qin Ren, don't tell me you have some hobbies, so you turned a good fox into a cat?"
"Is this bullshit you're talking about a human being able to come up with?"
"I'm not human..."
Although Su Lili just raised her mouth, Qin Ren still imagined that scene in his mind.
……
With a big villain's lewd smile on his face, he swung his whip and said to the trembling little fox, "From today onwards, you are no longer a fox, but only know meow meow, and your mind is filled with dried fish. It's a kitten, Jie Jie Jie..."
……
Is this reasonable?
Isn't that weird?
Qin Ren felt that it was strange for Su Lili to think of such a thing. He shook his head, and then compared the appearance of the little fox in his memory with that of the cat from the perspective of appearance.
Ok…
After all, Tuantuan looks more like a puppet. Apart from his pretty round face, he also looks like a fox in many ways.
slightly pointed ears...
big fluffy tail...
The flannel-like body...
In fact, including the small round face, Qin Ren used to participate in club activities and went to the animal shelter when he was in college, and saw a little white fox with a round face.
So in summary, the only big difference between Tuantuan and a fox may be the eyes.
Tuantuan's eyes are watery, big and beautiful like sapphires.
And foxes have almost no eyes... oh, not counting, Tibetan foxes have no eyes, ordinary little foxes have peach blossom eyes.
……
Qin Ren didn't specialize in studying small animals. It was useless for him to figure out whether Tuantuan was a fox or a cat. In contrast, he might as well trust Su Lili first, and then ask Tuantuan himself tomorrow.
"Have you already sucked me tonight?" Qin Ren looked at the white-haired Su Lili.
"Well... halfway through, you'll wake up..."
"If I don't let you suck, will you still make me dizzy and continue?"
"Yes, it just so happens that there is still a little bit of magic power."
Su Lili was very straightforward, and Qin Ren was also very straightforward. After looking at her for a while, he put his big arms around her back.
"?"
The roughness and strength of the man's palms were full of charming texture. Su Lili's back felt hot, and she felt that her waist was also going to be weak. Her eyes were blurred, and she looked at Qin Ren nervously.
"bring it on."
Qin Ren hugged her and lay down again, patted her smooth and delicate back:
"Sleep after smoking."
"Oh…"
Su Lili reminded in a low voice:
"It might hurt a little if it doesn't make you dizzy."
"I'm not afraid of the pain, I'm afraid of getting dizzy."
"Really?"
"nonsense."
Qin Ren took a deep breath:
"People's greatest fear is the unknown. If I find out that you are doing something to me quietly again, and then give me amnesia after finishing it, I will..."
"So what?"
Su Lili snorted coldly:
"You don't want me? Impossible, I said, you are my first hug, as long as I want, I can come back and rely on you at any time."
"No, I just spank your ass, pinch your face and so on."
As for dealing with little girls, Luo Yao has the same style, and Qin Ren has a lot of experience.
But Su Lili obviously didn't think of herself as a little girl:
"Same as my clothes, my current body is just that the magic power is not enough to condense. Hehe, if you are completely body, you still have to call me sister."
Su Lili stood up to the two white jade balls with soft and sticky mouths, and raised her hand to point at the sleeping Pixiu:
"You should save your tricks to deal with this kind of bud."
"Is she a tender bud?"
Qin Ren hummed strangely:
"So how old are you?"
"secret."
A strange uneasiness flashed across Su Lili's eyes, and it was fleeting.
"Is it over two hundred years old?"
"That's not it."
Qin Ren laughed:
"Then I'm afraid you have to call this tender bud sister."
"what?"
Su Lili was surprised, and then found out that Luo Yao was also from the Wan Yao Continent, an old witch.
"I'll just say..."
Su Lili looked thoughtful:
"No wonder the police on Earth didn't catch you..."
"..."
Qin Ren's face darkened at that time, he raised his palm high, and then lowered it high again.
"Hey!?"
"What's your name? You want to sing."
"You...you are bold!"
Su Lili's cheeks were red, and she clutched her cute buttocks in disbelief.
Originally, the snow-greasy two petals were not covered, but being photographed directly like this, the shame of skin-to-skin contact can be described as extremely real:
"You...do you know! As the first hug, you should be called the master! You dare to spank the master's ass!"
Qin Ren tugged at her collar:
"Think about it again, who is the master between us?"
Under the night, the words "Mr. Qin's little bitch" glowed with a faint moonlight.
"..."
Su Lili glared at Qin Ren, and then she didn't bother to bother with him about such boring things. She opened her mouth and bit Qin Ren's neck.
"Hiss..." Qin Ren gritted his teeth, frowned, and patted her again.
"Well~..."
After a soft snort, Su Lili became more and more involved in revenge, hissing, her soft lips moaning, Qin Ren felt a cool and itchy neck, accompanied by a wonderful pain Feeling numb, you can clearly imagine the direction of blood flow in your body.
"How long...how long..."
"Humph…"
There was no reply, only a cold snort of disdain.
After half a minute.
"Not...enough..."
In a vague way, Qin Ren didn't know how many times he asked, until he couldn't bear the growing drowsiness and drowsiness, so he casually pulled a small blanket by the pillow and put it on Su Lili, and then fell asleep.
After another half a minute, Su Lili, who was finally full, raised her head.
"..."
Qin Ren fell asleep, and the room was quiet. The vampire girl's figure looked extraordinarily small in the darkness. Wiping off the blood from her mouth, she looked at the blanket on her body, and there was no movement for a while, until a certain Pixiu groaned and chirped. After yelling something strange in his sleep like "Qin Ren don't want it", he turned over and nestled on the other side beside Qin Ren, tugging at the blanket and closing his eyes.
--------
The next day, Qin ren woke up twice.
The first time was at five o'clock. Qin Ren was woken up by rustling noises. After struggling to half-open one eye, he vaguely saw a graceful and delicate little girl facing the mirror in the bedroom , holding half of the white flowers in each hand, pouted high up in front of the mirror, as if very dissatisfied with the five red finger marks on it, and complained all kinds of curses.
Waking up for the second time is officially waking up.
"Meow!? Meow!"
Through Luo Yao's gossip, Tuantuan heard that the new little bitch actually slept next to Qin Ren last night, so he started all kinds of hair-raising in the early morning and scratched the sofa frantically.
Qin Ren naturally coaxed him in all kinds of ways, from washing up to eating breakfast, and after he was almost coaxed, he asked Tuantuan a question seriously:
"Tuantuan, are you a fox or a cat?"
"Meow?"
Tuantuan tilted her head strangely. At first, Qin Ren thought that she didn't know what she meant, but after repeated communication, he realized that Tuantuan actually meant:
Is there a difference between a fox and a cat?
(End of this chapter)
What is the name of the fox?
Have you ever remembered that there was a song called "The-Fox" that brainwashed the world, and its popularity was no less than that of "Gangnam Style" earlier.
Of course, for Qin Ren, who is in his twenties, these memories are likely to be tears of the times.
However, the Divine Comedy of "The-Fox" was basically Qin Ren's only impression of the fox's cry. It was weird and weird.
As for actual fox calls...
Qin Ren didn't know about it, and he didn't watch the video. He only remembered that the description in some texts was "嘤嘤嘤".
The fox chirped.
What about Tuantuan?
"..."
Qin Ren thought about it. In a sense, Tuantuan's barking was also buzzing. After all, she liked to act like a baby, and girls who loved to act like a baby were always prone to making buzzing sounds on various occasions.
Or crying, or complaining, or during foreplay, etc...
Huh?No, it should be a cat now.
A kitten, cute and cute, the kind that occasionally has no head.
The cat in the family is still young, so at most it can only complain in Qin Ren's arms, and the area where kittens are not suitable has not yet been involved, but Qin Ren is not unacceptable if she insists on saying that she sounds like a fox when she sings.
But most of the time, she is indeed "meow meow".
"That's why I also thought it was quite strange at the time. A good fox insists on meowing like a cat..."
After three days of not being on the roof tiles, and not suppressing Su Lili for 3 minutes, Su Lili's eyes flickered mischievously again:
"Qin Ren, don't tell me you have some hobbies, so you turned a good fox into a cat?"
"Is this bullshit you're talking about a human being able to come up with?"
"I'm not human..."
Although Su Lili just raised her mouth, Qin Ren still imagined that scene in his mind.
……
With a big villain's lewd smile on his face, he swung his whip and said to the trembling little fox, "From today onwards, you are no longer a fox, but only know meow meow, and your mind is filled with dried fish. It's a kitten, Jie Jie Jie..."
……
Is this reasonable?
Isn't that weird?
Qin Ren felt that it was strange for Su Lili to think of such a thing. He shook his head, and then compared the appearance of the little fox in his memory with that of the cat from the perspective of appearance.
Ok…
After all, Tuantuan looks more like a puppet. Apart from his pretty round face, he also looks like a fox in many ways.
slightly pointed ears...
big fluffy tail...
The flannel-like body...
In fact, including the small round face, Qin Ren used to participate in club activities and went to the animal shelter when he was in college, and saw a little white fox with a round face.
So in summary, the only big difference between Tuantuan and a fox may be the eyes.
Tuantuan's eyes are watery, big and beautiful like sapphires.
And foxes have almost no eyes... oh, not counting, Tibetan foxes have no eyes, ordinary little foxes have peach blossom eyes.
……
Qin Ren didn't specialize in studying small animals. It was useless for him to figure out whether Tuantuan was a fox or a cat. In contrast, he might as well trust Su Lili first, and then ask Tuantuan himself tomorrow.
"Have you already sucked me tonight?" Qin Ren looked at the white-haired Su Lili.
"Well... halfway through, you'll wake up..."
"If I don't let you suck, will you still make me dizzy and continue?"
"Yes, it just so happens that there is still a little bit of magic power."
Su Lili was very straightforward, and Qin Ren was also very straightforward. After looking at her for a while, he put his big arms around her back.
"?"
The roughness and strength of the man's palms were full of charming texture. Su Lili's back felt hot, and she felt that her waist was also going to be weak. Her eyes were blurred, and she looked at Qin Ren nervously.
"bring it on."
Qin Ren hugged her and lay down again, patted her smooth and delicate back:
"Sleep after smoking."
"Oh…"
Su Lili reminded in a low voice:
"It might hurt a little if it doesn't make you dizzy."
"I'm not afraid of the pain, I'm afraid of getting dizzy."
"Really?"
"nonsense."
Qin Ren took a deep breath:
"People's greatest fear is the unknown. If I find out that you are doing something to me quietly again, and then give me amnesia after finishing it, I will..."
"So what?"
Su Lili snorted coldly:
"You don't want me? Impossible, I said, you are my first hug, as long as I want, I can come back and rely on you at any time."
"No, I just spank your ass, pinch your face and so on."
As for dealing with little girls, Luo Yao has the same style, and Qin Ren has a lot of experience.
But Su Lili obviously didn't think of herself as a little girl:
"Same as my clothes, my current body is just that the magic power is not enough to condense. Hehe, if you are completely body, you still have to call me sister."
Su Lili stood up to the two white jade balls with soft and sticky mouths, and raised her hand to point at the sleeping Pixiu:
"You should save your tricks to deal with this kind of bud."
"Is she a tender bud?"
Qin Ren hummed strangely:
"So how old are you?"
"secret."
A strange uneasiness flashed across Su Lili's eyes, and it was fleeting.
"Is it over two hundred years old?"
"That's not it."
Qin Ren laughed:
"Then I'm afraid you have to call this tender bud sister."
"what?"
Su Lili was surprised, and then found out that Luo Yao was also from the Wan Yao Continent, an old witch.
"I'll just say..."
Su Lili looked thoughtful:
"No wonder the police on Earth didn't catch you..."
"..."
Qin Ren's face darkened at that time, he raised his palm high, and then lowered it high again.
"Hey!?"
"What's your name? You want to sing."
"You...you are bold!"
Su Lili's cheeks were red, and she clutched her cute buttocks in disbelief.
Originally, the snow-greasy two petals were not covered, but being photographed directly like this, the shame of skin-to-skin contact can be described as extremely real:
"You...do you know! As the first hug, you should be called the master! You dare to spank the master's ass!"
Qin Ren tugged at her collar:
"Think about it again, who is the master between us?"
Under the night, the words "Mr. Qin's little bitch" glowed with a faint moonlight.
"..."
Su Lili glared at Qin Ren, and then she didn't bother to bother with him about such boring things. She opened her mouth and bit Qin Ren's neck.
"Hiss..." Qin Ren gritted his teeth, frowned, and patted her again.
"Well~..."
After a soft snort, Su Lili became more and more involved in revenge, hissing, her soft lips moaning, Qin Ren felt a cool and itchy neck, accompanied by a wonderful pain Feeling numb, you can clearly imagine the direction of blood flow in your body.
"How long...how long..."
"Humph…"
There was no reply, only a cold snort of disdain.
After half a minute.
"Not...enough..."
In a vague way, Qin Ren didn't know how many times he asked, until he couldn't bear the growing drowsiness and drowsiness, so he casually pulled a small blanket by the pillow and put it on Su Lili, and then fell asleep.
After another half a minute, Su Lili, who was finally full, raised her head.
"..."
Qin Ren fell asleep, and the room was quiet. The vampire girl's figure looked extraordinarily small in the darkness. Wiping off the blood from her mouth, she looked at the blanket on her body, and there was no movement for a while, until a certain Pixiu groaned and chirped. After yelling something strange in his sleep like "Qin Ren don't want it", he turned over and nestled on the other side beside Qin Ren, tugging at the blanket and closing his eyes.
--------
The next day, Qin ren woke up twice.
The first time was at five o'clock. Qin Ren was woken up by rustling noises. After struggling to half-open one eye, he vaguely saw a graceful and delicate little girl facing the mirror in the bedroom , holding half of the white flowers in each hand, pouted high up in front of the mirror, as if very dissatisfied with the five red finger marks on it, and complained all kinds of curses.
Waking up for the second time is officially waking up.
"Meow!? Meow!"
Through Luo Yao's gossip, Tuantuan heard that the new little bitch actually slept next to Qin Ren last night, so he started all kinds of hair-raising in the early morning and scratched the sofa frantically.
Qin Ren naturally coaxed him in all kinds of ways, from washing up to eating breakfast, and after he was almost coaxed, he asked Tuantuan a question seriously:
"Tuantuan, are you a fox or a cat?"
"Meow?"
Tuantuan tilted her head strangely. At first, Qin Ren thought that she didn't know what she meant, but after repeated communication, he realized that Tuantuan actually meant:
Is there a difference between a fox and a cat?
(End of this chapter)
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