No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 195 and her daily life (big update)

The moon and stars are rare.

It was night, the air was good, and people slept soundly.

In the bedroom, Qin Ren in his dream didn't know that the vampire princess next to him was full of distracting thoughts, and he closed his eyes for a long time.

In the living room, Yu Yourong, who was breathing evenly, also didn't know that the master beside him had bright black eyes, the bottom of which was like a mirror-like lake, filled with inexplicable melancholy.

This night, Yu Ling'er could not fall asleep after all.

In the thousand years of her life, Yu Ling'er suffered from insomnia for the first time except in seclusion.

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the next day.

"Qin Ren, Qin Ren."

"Say."

"One of my socks is missing, it's the one I just bought, the strawberry sock."

"Oh."

"Did you steal it?"

"Correct."

"Is that so...it feels so perverted."

"If you blush again, I'll slap your butt as red."

...

At the breakfast table, facing the spirit beast's usual mustache, Qin Ren took a bad attitude.

"Open your mouth."

"Ah--"

Luo Yao dangled her two calves, opened her mouth wide, and her two rows of small teeth gleamed white. It reminded Qin Ren of the magic ad for Naaisi Yayale children's nutritional toothpaste, and he really wanted to hit it twice.

"It's like a dog's teeth..."

"You are the dog tooth."

Luo Yao protested dissatisfiedly, how could spirit beasts be confused with beasts, but after thinking for a while, she tilted her head again:
"Are your dog's teeth white?"

"of course."

Qin Ren nodded, and then planned to call Lili over to speak out, but found that the little bitch ignored him.

The reason is very simple. Early in the morning, the two things were pulling their hair out in front of the TV cabinet again.

"Ang Woo!!"

"Meow!!"

Early in the morning, cats, cats and dogs rolled together, Yu Yourong had already put down the half-eaten small bowl, and went to refurbish the sticky hair roller in the cabinet.

"Why are we fighting again?" Qin Ren still pretended to care, so as not to feel left out.

"It's not like Tuantuan, and he's enclosing land in Lily's nest again..." Yu Yourong replied.

"round and round--"

"Meow…"

The slightly reproachful tone made Tuantuan instantly look aggrieved, he stopped pulling his hair, left Lily behind, and while running, kicked her snow-white belly with his hind legs, and then swung his big tail Pidianer jumped onto Qin Ren's lap and began to act like a baby.

Arch the back of the neck first, and use the big furry scarf that is unique to the puppet to act as a poop-shoveling officer.

"Meow~meow~"

Then he began to complain, "What's wrong with a certain little bitch, she's a weak cat, she's bullied to death" and that kind of thing.

"Are you a weak cat?"

Qin Ren sneered, and pinched her little furry buttocks:

"You are a fox. A fox is different from a cat. A fox is not weak."

Anyway, when exorcising demons, Qin Ren met a fox and a half fairy once, with a fox face and a human body, a pale triangular face standing in the woods in the evening, not only panicked, but also the ability to control people's minds was placed on the monster Li is also the strongest category, which once made Qin Ren very difficult, and finally he had to sell his appearance to subdue him.

Alas, it's all bitter tears, don't mention it.

Qin Ren shook his head, the past is going with the wind, the little fox Tuantuan in front of him is not the same as that kind of fox and half fairy, he can't help but be cute and has no head, let alone control people's hearts, he can't control himself, humans and animals are harmless It is a small ball that can only be squeezed and rounded by human beings.

Tuantuan now more or less understands that cats and foxes are different things. He raised his small face and pawed the back of Qin Ren's hand hesitantly and in despair:

"Meow meow?"

"Hey, baby, you think too much."

Qin Ren smiled and touched her ear:

"How could I not like you because you are a fox and not a cat? Tuantuan will always be the cutest girl in our family, the most likable girl."

"Meow~!"

Tuantuan loved hearing these words, and lowered his head shyly, rubbing his little nose against Qin Ren's wrist, motioning for him to say a few more words.

But Qin Ren couldn't speak anymore. As soon as he said "the cutest girl in the family" just now, several keen eyes were cast on him.

Yu Yourong, Luo Yao...

There are even fish spirits.

There is even Su Lili.

There's even bubbling slime juice.

"It's just...haha...for example."

He glanced around secretly, then laughed and pretended to be talking to himself, lowered his head to scoop millet porridge and continued to feed Pixiu.

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At noon, Qianhe Architectural Design Company.

The company's air conditioner is still off, but the occasional wind outside the tall building can always catch people off guard.

"Hey Zhou Chi, get me some hot water."

"It's not Sister Sun, you are so close to the water dispenser..."

"Oh, I'm cold, I don't want to move, hurry up!"

"Fuck, go by yourself, I'm busy."

"Busy fart! Playing games is also called busy?"

"Oh, woman, you don't understand."

The one-year-old Zhou Chi has the taste of the idiot son of a landlord's family. Facing the call of his sister Sun, he ignores the calls and concentrates on operating Lu Ban on his mobile phone, making Qin Ren call out that the sun is coming out of the west.

"You actually know how to play with pesticides?"

Qin Ren held a teacup and sipped comfortably, and patted Zhou Chi on the back teasingly:
"I remember you used to scold all kinds of games when you saw this game. When did Zhao'an go?"

"Oh, this moment and that moment, a man can bend and stretch."

Although Zhou Chi spoke eloquently, it was obviously just a perfunctory rhetoric. He didn't put down his phone until the word "Failure" lit up in red in the game, stretched his waist, and winked at Qin Ren meaningfully:
"Actually, I'm just playing too, hehe, mainly with a school girl, she insists on letting me play together, hehe..."

"Oh--"

Qin Ren showed an expression of understanding. Although he had always been indifferent to the negotiation between men and women on the Internet and thought it was stupid, it was a consensual thing, and it was good if it could bring happiness to people.

"But then again."

Zhou Chi picked his nostrils, and seemed to be serious with emotion:

"As for the game despise chain, my previous understanding is completely different from my current understanding."

"Huh? How do you say it?"

"Well, it probably has something to do with age and experience."

Zhou Chichou shamelessly put on the look of an old master, and was about to rub his goatee with his hands behind his back:

"Now I have seen through a lot of things. When I was playing League one day ago, I saw my teammates scolding the glory of the king in the small theater of the chat box. I suddenly felt that this situation was very familiar."

"familiar?"

"Yeah, don't you think so?"

Zhou Chi's hand:
"Anyway, I still remember the time when "League of Legends" first came out, like some games today, the whole Internet scolded, scolded plagiarists, scolded players' quality, homeless ratings were getting low stars every day, and some people taught Card bugs play 0.5 stars, including myself."

Zhou Chi is not shy:

"Calling a game to become zzzq in the game circle, this phenomenon is not unique now, but has existed for a long time. The dota players in those days looked at lol, in fact, it is the same as today's lol looks at "Glory of the King". However, times have changed, How about today lol?"

Zhou Chi explained the facts and reasoned, and Qin Ren recalled it, as if it was true.

At that time, the most "superior people" in the game circle were stand-alone and Blizzard players, followed by domestic online game players, and the "lower people" were lol players.

[Simple man-machine game without denying] was one of the most classic online comments that could be heard at that time, and such comments can still be seen today, but the target is no longer League of Legends, It's another batch of new "human servant" games.

To use an inappropriate analogy, the League of Legends is like a daughter-in-law who has been scolded by her mother-in-law, and when the daughter-in-law becomes a mother-in-law, it also starts to scold its own daughter-in-law.

At that moment, at this moment.

"To give some more examples, what was the word-of-mouth reputation of "Cross Fire"? A must-have spicy chicken game for elementary school students? But now? It has become a classic of childhood memories."

Zhou Chi also mentioned some IPs such as "Moore Manor" and "Sell". Although Qin Ren has no contact with them, he has heard of them. They are all things that were once scoffed at by the mainstream. They are standard equipment for elementary school students, but now As time passed and the elementary school students grew up, all these things became their precious memories.

In addition to games, the same is true for film and television animation.

When "Pleasant Goat" was the most popular, it was ridiculed by many old folks and expressed anger at the situation that domestic animation was monopolized by small animal images, but now it has also become a childhood classic of a generation.

Similar situations include "Golden Armored Warrior", "Happy Superman", "Guobao Special Attack" and so on.

How many people once scolded, how many people nostalgia now.

"A long time ago, the generation born in the 80s was ridiculed for being defeated. Later, the generation born in the 80s also ridiculed the generation born in the 90s, and then the generation born in the 90s mocked the generation born in 00. This is actually the same reason..."

The old god Zhou Chi sighed on the ground:

"Now I finally understand that times are like beaches, and people living in times are like waves. Waves beat after wave, bringing in new sand and taking away old sand, and evaluating sand is a matter of life." Boring enough and a waste of emotion and energy."

"stop."

Qin Ren gestured:
"Master Chi, I have realized it. Is there any way to not pretend?"

"Have."

Master Chi nodded slowly:
"To put it bluntly, I don't care anymore and I don't participate in the scolding wars in the game circle anymore. I still play games that can relax me, even if they are web games. Compared with arguing about a game with a kid, I value it." It is more meaningful to focus on drawing pictures to make money."

"I think it's most meaningful for you to fetch me a glass of water."

"???"

Zhou Chi's sudden interruption caused Zhou Chi to turn around, only to see Sister Sun, who was slumped on the desk, holding out her water glass with a look of anticipation.

"Sister Sun, can you be more lazy?"

"Oh, you're young. Sister Sun, I have a sore back, a sore back, and cramps in my legs. It may hurt my muscles and bones every time I drink water. One hundred days, one hundred days, a hundred days. Can you finish the picture by yourself?"

"..."

Zhou Chi cursed secretly in his heart, "Squeeze my mother". He didn't want to spoil his sister, otherwise it would be easy to have a second time, so he turned around to ask Qin Ren for help, but found that Qin Ren's clothes were just hanging out from the back door. Disappeared, and a pair of small black high heels disappeared with him.

"Zhou Chi, where's Qin Ren?"

At this time, Minister Yun Wanhe came over with a lunch box.

Zhou Chi touched his chin:
"Oh, he just went out, and I'm looking for him too."

"Going out to eat? You're not with him?"

"We haven't ordered food yet. I don't know why he went out. He seems to be with Cheng Gong."

"Cheng Gong..."

Yun Wanhe was taken aback, and after a while, she gave a soft "oh", returned to her seat, opened the lunch box that had just been heated, stared at the steamed egg with simmered dumplings that she accidentally made inside for a while, and finally took it by herself picked up the spoon.

Forget it, it’s the first time I’ve made it anyway, and it’s not tasty…

She thought, and slowly put a spoonful into her mouth.

The simmered seeds are bitter, and the eggs have a fishy smell, which is really not good.

So Yun Wanhe felt a little lucky.

Fortunately, no one else could eat it.

Fortunately.

……

At the same time, in the locked pantry.

Qin Ren leaned his back against the wall, staring at Cheng Siyu, who had a flushed face and erratic eyes, feeling a little complicated.

"Want it?"

"Um…"

After two simple conversations, Qin Ren loosened his tie, unbuttoned his coat and shirt, and Cheng Siyu raised his hands, slowly wrapped his arms around his brother-in-law's neck, and buried his head on his shoulders and neck.

"..."

"..."

"…Well…"

"..."

Qin Ren no longer knew what he was doing, he just hugged her deeply in his arms, as if he was doing a very natural thing.

And after the lips parted, the two of them returned to the office without anything happening, and seeing Xiao Chengzi's sweet smile as always, Qin Ren understood that from now on, such things would indeed become a natural daily routine up...

(End of this chapter)