No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 21 The girl fights the monster with her bare hands
When I returned to the community, the time was 6:[-] pm, an hour later than expected.

It's not because Qin Ren is not good at time management, but he doesn't know why, every time he drinks coffee with Cheng Siyu, he feels that time passes faster than usual.

It's that kind, after staying together, I don't know what to talk about, and when I was about to argue again, I found that, bang, an hour or two has passed.

In this regard, Xiaochengzi is the exact opposite of Chengzi, her older sister Cheng Siyun.

When Qin Ren was with Cheng Siyun before, he always felt that time passed very slowly.

It's not that the days are slow like years, but the slowness in the clouds.

When dating, after meeting for half an hour, the mood will be extremely relaxed and joyful as if trapped in a cloud. Once you hold hands, it seems that you can not let go for a whole day.

……

In general, if you want to use an analogy, Qin Ren felt that when he was with Cheng Siyu, it was like eating spicy crayfish.

A plate full of 2 catties of shrimp, only half a catty of meat after peeling, you know it’s not worth it in a certain sense, but it’s very enjoyable, even if you peel off a bunch of shells, you still want to take another bite. I still want to eat after the next meal.

And when dating Cheng Siyun, it's like eating Wangzai qq candy.

A small bag, big and exciting. In summer, when reading at the table, there is such a bag next to it. After turning a few pages, you can take a sip. , but will reluctantly bite between the teeth, and move the tip of the tongue until it melts away, still not enough, and quickly continue with the next one.

A brief summary is:
The orange has a long and chewy aftertaste.

Small oranges are spicy and hot to relieve dry addiction.

"Eh? No, why is it all eaten..."

It was only when Qin Ren got into the elevator that he realized that his analogy was a little strange. The words "cannibal" were written all over it. He must have been influenced by a certain Pixiu.

……

"I am back."

"Meow~"

After returning home and entering the house, Qin Ren didn't see Pixiu "Qin Ren Qin Ren" running over. He only jumped into his arms from the porch and rubbed his soft and furry buttocks against his arm.

Qin Ren rubbed her well a few times, and Tuantuan was also very helpful. He narrowed his eyes and made a snoring sound in his throat. Not long after, he kicked his hind legs and fell limply to the ground together with his tail.

"Oh yes, Luo Yao is next door."

After petting the cat for a long time, Qin Ren remembered this belatedly, so he straightened his clothes, shook the cat's fur, and came to the door of the neighbor's house, ready to "pick the child home".

"call…"

Qin Ren was about to knock on the door, feeling a little nervous.

After all, it is the first time to knock on the neighbor's door, and it is also the first time to contact this neighbor.

But there is always a first time in everything. Luo Yao made friends with Tang Bobo, and today I went to play at other people's houses. There will be a long time to come. Although I don't like to socialize, as an adult, this step must be taken to go.

So, Qin Ren grinned and stretched the muscles around his mouth so as not to be too stiff when he smiled later, then raised his hand and was about to knock on the door.

boom--!
"Goodbye Bobo, goodbye Aunt Su...Eh? What..."

A familiar murmur sounded, and when Luo Yao opened the door from the neighbor's house, she felt a strange resistance. After closing the door, she realized that there was a lump of fresh Qin Ren squatting on the ground behind the door, looking aggrieved, and from time to time Also squirm twice.

"Qin Ren, you are back~"

Luo Yao was pleasantly surprised and curious:

"Why are you squatting on the ground?"

Qin Ren stood up with tears in his eyes, clutching his sore nose and not wanting to say anything.

The door of the neighbor's house happened to open outwards, what can I say other than bad luck...

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After the two of them entered the room, Luo Yao unexpectedly didn't cry out that she was hungry, and only after inquiring did she know that she had already eaten at Bobo's house.

"Is it tasty?"

"Unappetizing."

This guy was very straightforward, and he didn't mean to give face to his good friend at all, and then looked at Qin Ren full of expectation:

"Qin Ren, can you cook another delicious meal for me?"

"not good."

"But I'm hungry..."

"You are hungry, not hungry."

It doesn't matter if you don't eat, then play.

Playing is the third thing Shangxian-sama is good at besides eating and sleeping.

"Qin Ren, Qin Ren."

"Say."

"I want to see Altman Teddy."

"?"

Qin Ren thought about it for a while, and then slowly froze:
"What the hell?"

"Altman Teddy."

Luo Yao repeated it loudly. She watched it at Bobo's house for a while today, but she didn't finish it. She wanted to watch it after she got home, and it would be more enjoyable to watch it on the big screen.

Luo Yao took out the remote control from the crack of the sofa. Currently, she can only write by hand but not type. She can only use voice search on the set-top box, but she has never used it before. Qin Ren only used it once, and it took a long time to fiddle with it. Commanded to the remote control:

"TV TV, I want to watch Altman Teddy."

"..."

This time, not only Qin Ren was speechless, but also the set-top box was dumbfounded. It took a long time to display:

【Sorry, please say it again】

"waste."

Master Spirit Beast was angry, and was very dissatisfied with the performance of the set-top box. Bai Nennen stomped his little feet on the sofa angrily, and turned to the microphone on the remote control again:

"Ty-de-o-t-man!"

She paused every word, but this time she found the correct search method by mistake. After a while, three results were displayed on the screen.

One is Ultraman Taro.

One is Ultraman Tiga.

One is the animal world.

"Qin Ren, who is it that turns red for a while and blue for a while?"

Qin Ren was already shocked by the extremely advanced AI recognition of his set-top box, and pointed at Di Jia blankly.

Luo Yao just clicked on it, opened an episode at random, nestled into Qin Ren's arms and watched it with relish.

"Qin Ren, are there really monsters on your earth?"

"No."

"Oh... what about Ultraman?"

"nor."

Luo Yao was a little disappointed, but it wasn't the disappointment of an ordinary child, because Qin Ren obviously heard a "grunt" swallowing his saliva.

"..."

So when this guy sees anything new, he always thinks about whether he can eat it...

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In the era of big data, Qin Ren has long experienced the ability of smartphones to collect user information. Once before, he chatted with Yun Wanhe about an oven, but when he got home that night, he saw a certain treasure pushing him a message that he had never seen before. Searched online for "great value oven recommendations".

Right now, Qin Ren suspects that Station B has done something similar.

Because just a few minutes after Luo Yao asked him a few questions about monsters, he saw a video on the homepage of Station B:
[Real shot!Girls fight monsters with bare hands! 】

The real shot was indeed real, not only because the cover of the video was a black and white surveillance camera, but also because the black, person-sized unknown creature on the cover made Qin Ren very familiar.

"Fuck! Isn't this a dog egg?"

After several identifications, Qin Ren was delighted.

The so-called "monster" in this surveillance video was the vampire he met when he was buying milk tea for Luo Yao not long ago.

Qin Ren was able to confirm that it was Goudan because Goudan was the only one among all the vampires he had seen who could walk upright.

Well-developed muscles, a bulky head, and two forearms that are thicker than the hind legs...

Qin Ren clicked on the video, and really thought it was funny that Goudan walked upright, just like the big dog in "Tom and Jerry".

And the content of the whole video is actually rather watery. To put it bluntly, Goudan bumped into a girl while he was wandering around on a construction site at night.

Of course, the picture is very blurry, I can't see what the girl looks like, she vaguely looks like she is wearing a school uniform, presumably she is a student.

Then the two sides met their eyes, Goudan seemed to be a little flustered, because vampires have very keen hearing, generally speaking, when walking in the city, they can avoid humans flexibly, but I don’t know why they can’t dodge in the video The girl, so it waved its hand and threw a lot of sand at the girl.

According to Qin Ren's years of exorcism experience, this behavior is similar to that of a skunk farting when it meets someone.

And then, the camera was covered by flying dust. At most, the girl could clearly see that the girl raised her leg, which meant she was running away.

At this point, the video ends.

Qin Ren was dull.

Things like demons being recorded by human electronic signals, in fact, happen every now and then, but the public relations team of the Plane Management Bureau is the kind that can crush [-] traffic star studios, and in unavoidable situations Pretty tough measures will be taken.

Sure enough, when Qin Ren finished watching the video and clicked back, the video was gone.

Soon, it can be called the speed of light.

But Qin Ren felt that the faster speed of light in reality should be the speed at which Party A turned his face.

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"What? You changed leaders? The plan was redone?"

Early on Monday morning, Qin Ren received a call from Party A at the company, and his whole body went numb.

(End of this chapter)