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Chapter 217 The Difficult Sweeping Robot
"Qin Ren, I'm afraid..."

"Tsk, this is a sweeping robot, it's a household appliance, are you afraid of household appliances?"

"I don't care, I'm just afraid..."

"..."

A certain spirit beast was like a caterpillar. It crawled into Qin Ren's arms with its arms folded and hummed for a while. Although he knew that it was most likely deliberately flirty and wanted to get bored with him, Qin Ren didn't bother to point it out. After scratching the soles of her feet with soft white cotton socks, which made her giggle, he threw her on the sofa, got up and continued to observe the status of the robot vacuum cleaner.

The robot is now activated and slowly wandering around the living room, near the TV cabinet.

Unlike ordinary sweeping robots, this robot did not have voice prompts such as "start cleaning", and its performance after turning on was not as "smart" as Qin Ren expected.

how to say…

Anyway, for ordinary sweeping robots, the first step is to run away from home and use the laser, camera, and other sensors on the body to plan maps and routes.

But with the one in Qin Ren's hand, it seemed that he had no such plan.

Of course, she was also moving.

The way it moves, I always feel a little "intelligent", always stop and go, as if some parts are not flexible.

Or... Looking at it from another perspective, rather than saying that she is sensing obstacles and planning the map, she is more like a new pet, like cats and dogs like Lily, who is vigilantly looking at and planning the map. Familiarize yourself with your surroundings.

"You don't look very smart..."

Seeing this, Qin Ren scratched his hair in disappointment, squatted down, and wanted to find a switch to turn her off, but he couldn't find the switch after searching for a long time for this complete mechanical shell that couldn't even find a screw cap.

Lift it up and look at the base. Qin Ren was even more shocked to find that, not to mention switches, there was not even a battery compartment or even a wheel axle!

It’s fine if you can’t see the battery compartment. What if it’s a non-removable design?

But without wheels, you can still run on the ground, which is simply unscientific...

"Huh? Is this a wheel..."

Suddenly, Qin Ren found a slight bulge along the base. This bulge is also integrated with the main unit without any gaps, but the material is obviously another kind of silicone or something. It feels... It's very skin-friendly, flamboyant, and fun, and the bulge is still vibrating when you lift it up to look at it, but Qin Renyi doesn't vibrate anymore when you touch it.

Touch it a little more, and it's shaking again.

Ok…

So this is not the "feet" that replaces the role of the wheel...

With such an inexplicable magical part, Qin Ren could only have this guess.

One thing to say, the jiojio of the sweeping robot is quite comfortable to hold, but Qin Ren found that there was no trace of stain on the jiojio after running on the ground twice, which made Qin Ren deeply puzzled.

No matter what, the sweeping robot is still a machine. She can't have the mysterious physique of "slender feet and clean dust" like a certain spirit beast, right?
Qin Ren didn't quite understand this point, and it could only be attributed to Yu Yourong's housework was too good and the floor was too clean.

"The key is where is the switch..."

Qin Ren struggled for a long time and still couldn't figure out the problem. After all, it was unintentional to activate her, and it was after he messed around near the charging port...

Huh?
Yes.

Try the charging port again?
……

This is the same as when the TV broke down when he was a child, and he took a picture without finding the reason. Qin Ren tried to rub his hands around the charging port again.

"Brother, what is this?"

At this time, Yu Yourong came out of the kitchen after washing the dishes. She had heard her brother ping-pong-pong outside for a long time, but she didn't expect to see a strange thing that she had never seen before.

"This seems to be called a sweeping robot."

Yu Linger in front of the computer interjected while the game was loading. She has already cleared the old man ring. She is currently playing "Red Dead Redemption 2" and has just finished Chapter 1. Her hobby is riding a horse to see the scenery everywhere. .

"Sweeping robot…"

Yu Yourong must have heard of this name somewhere, but this was the first time she had seen it with her own eyes. She bent down to look curiously, and couldn't understand why Qin Ren kept touching the charging port.

"Hey, you'll have to wait." Qin Ren was still very optimistic, "When I've finished training this thing, you can have fun secretly."

"Give it to me?"

"Well, well, anyway, with her, you can relax a lot."

That's what I said, but the premise is that Qin Ren can really tune this weird sweeping robot well.

At present, it seems that this is very difficult.

With the concept of "returning the same way", Qin Ren fumbled around the charging port of the robot for about half a minute. The pink light strip on her body was still on. Hit by mistake for the second time.

"What a piece of crap!"

Qin Ren was finally annoyed, and impatiently moved around the charging port with the last trace of his temper. Of course, his movements were much rougher, and the result was that the cleaning fluid dripped out more and more, not to mention sticky, but still warm. It was warm and hot, and I don't know if it was because of the proximity to the battery. Anyway, it dripped all over Qin Ren's hands, and even dripped a big puddle on the floor.

Although the cleaning fluid smelled good and was translucent and colorless, it still had to be cleaned after all. Qin Ren was so annoyed that he couldn't help but pat the broken machine.

Snapped!
"?"

Not to mention, this shot, the robot seems to have reacted a little bit, and the pink light circle on its body flickered.

Qin Ren thought to himself, is it really the same as the old TV?So I took another shot, and after a "snap", I grabbed the charging port and was "ravaged" again.

"Trash! Useless things!"

Just like this, I patted and fumbled at the charging port, but I didn’t know if I patted the original crack. Ten seconds later, a large stream of cleaning fluid flowed from the charging port like a child peeing. The position of the sweeping robot was shot out, and the floor instantly became wet as if a giant snail had crawled over it, and the body of the sweeping robot also trembled obviously, and then the surrounding pink light strips slowly went out.

Apparently, the robot vacuum finally shut down.

"Maybe it's broken..."

Qin Ren frowned, looking at the robot vacuum that was slumped on the ground and the mess she had made, he reasonably began to wonder if it was really still usable.

After all, after going through an unconventional startup and an unconventional shutdown, it was difficult for Qin Ren to be sure about the state of the robot, so he could only plan to put it there and continue researching it tomorrow.

"Oh, let's drag the floor first."

Qin Ren looked at the big puddle of mucus on the ground, and reluctantly went to get a mop, and was surprised to find a translucent light blue jelly-like thing wriggling on the floor, where it passed, exactly Clean up all the cleaning fluid from the robot.

"Honey juice!?"

Qin Ren was both surprised and delighted. He looked at the fish tank, and there were indeed about half of the slimes in it. When Qin Ren called her name, the remaining half of the tank immediately blinked with two small peas-like eyes. Blink, and beep twice happily.

"Gee~ Goo~"

"Okay honey juice, do you still have this hand?"

Qin Ren stretched his palm along the wall of the tank slowly and shook it, which was equivalent to comforting her. The honey juice changed from light blue to light pink on the spot, but the other half who ran out of the tank was still doing its best on the floor. Doing cleaning work.

According to Qin Ren's observation and communication with Honey, the reason why slime suddenly does housework is purely because this guy seems to have a very strong interest in robot cleaning fluid. I like to "eat" these cleaning solutions, so that I rarely run halfway out of the fish tank.

Cleansing liquid that can make monsters like it...

At this point, Qin Ren not only guessed, but could this sweeping robot be some kind of monster?

He lifted his collar, glanced at the cross-shaped stigmata on his collarbone, and denied this conjecture, but he still felt that this robot vacuum cleaner might be unusual, and it was very likely that he had contact with some kind of monster, such as The owner of the previous generation was a monster, so her cleaning fluid made Honey so interested.

Of course, this was just speculation, and Qin Ren couldn't think of a more reasonable explanation for the time being.

It can't be that this sweeping robot is also a "devil ancestor" creature from another world like the snake and Pixiu at home, right?
……

When this absurd idea came to Qin Ren's mind, it reminded him of the "Transformers" series of movies, where the older King Kong came to the earth and turned into a classic car, so he became interested temporarily and prepared to Watch a movie at home after a long absence on the eve of the holiday, and have fun.

"You Rong, shall we watch a movie together?"

"Ah, I...you look first, I'm trying on clothes, wait a while."

Yu Yourong's voice came from Gu Qing's room, Little Snake would not lie, Qin Ren actually didn't believe that she was trying on clothes at night, she must still be busy with her "little secret", Qin Ren is very gentle, The man commonly known as "Asahi" naturally wouldn't expose her, turned his head and called Pixiu loudly:
"Yao—"

"Come here~"

After a snap, a pair of caterpillar slippers soon appeared at the entrance of the aisle.

"Looking for me... hiccup... why~"

Qin Ren was on vacation, and Luo Yao's joy was second only to Qin Ren's. Standing there with a small body holding a big bottle of Coke, she looked at Qin Ren expectantly, hoping for something interesting.

"Movies tonight, Transformers marathon."

"Okay~"

You can drink unlimited coke while watching a movie. Luo Yao leaned over, kicked off her little slippers, and just as she pounced on Qin Ren, Qin Ren stretched out two strong arms to catch her armpits on both sides and intercept her in midair.

"Don't be busy, go to the next door and call Bobo to watch."

"Qin Ren, what do you mean! You are a big eater... Oh, it hurts!"

……

In the end, Luo Yao went away in a hurry, and when she came back, besides Tang Bobo, she also brought a box, which contained the mooncakes sent by Su Yu.

Tsk tsk, what a kind and gentle wife, so nice...

"Bobo, remember to thank your mother for me when you go back."

"It's okay, just thank me."

Tang Bobo patted his chest, Qin Ren smiled and said nothing, turned on his phone and checked the order on the Ele.me app.

"Tomorrow at 8 o'clock..."

There are many shops on Ele.me where reservations can be made. Qin Ren himself ordered a batch of freshly made mooncakes in one shop, and they will deliver them tomorrow.

And this mid-autumn festival was probably the busiest that Qin Ren had ever experienced in his life.

In the previous Mid-Autumn Festival, it was always him and his sister. Now, looking at Luo Yao and Yu Linger at home, and even Tang Bobo and Su Yu next door, Qin Ren couldn't help but feel a sense of fulfillment and happiness. During the movie, I was in such a happy mood that I didn't realize for a long time that the big snake behind me had actually fallen asleep in front of the computer.

Tired so early...

Qin Ren turned down the volume of the TV. Seeing that two girls, one big and one small, were still watching with gusto, he couldn't turn it off immediately. He just quietly took a blanket and put it on Yu Ling'er, and then took her off. headphones on the head.

"Well…"

The small wings of her nose fluttered slightly, and when she looked closer, Qin Ren noticed that her hair was a little messy, at least not as carefully combed as before going to work, the hem of her clothes was also a little wrinkled, and there was even a spot on her snow-white neck A drop of ink on it.

This is my first part-time job, it must not be easy...

Seeing her sleeping soundly, Qin Ren's heart softened slightly. He slowly lowered his head and kissed Yu Ling'er's forehead. The corners of his mouth twitched, and he went to wash up after muttering "Thanks for your hard work".

Of course, thanks to Qin Ren's quick movements, he didn't notice that beautiful ear that quickly turned red like fire. It's a pity that the tiredness accumulated by a certain snake these days was also disturbed by his own pounding heartbeat. After going halfway there, I had to lie down on the computer desk for half an hour before I finally fell asleep...

(End of this chapter)