No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 220 The Letter M in the Bathroom
"I am back."

Qin Ren wandered around carrying the lunch box, and when he arrived home, Yu Yourong, who hadn't finished eating at the dinner table, stood up in surprise:

"so fast?"

"Well, your master is very busy, eat something casually and rush to work."

"Is that so..."

Yu Yourong nodded, took the lunch box and put it in the kitchen.

"Actually... I know Master is busy, brother, you shouldn't have sent meals here..."

Yu Yourong returned to the table, blinked, and then muttered something like this, but before Qin Ren responded, the older sister immediately nodded in agreement:
"I agree. Originally, Master Yu had all kinds of discounted lunch boxes to eat at the convenience store. You delivered the meal at noon, and then you were alone in the small dark room... I don’t know what kind of relationship you think you have... Haha , I don’t feel very good anyway... Hiss! Qin Ren, hit me!"

"Who told you to talk nonsense."

"Ha ha!"

Lu Qing covered his forehead and sneered, glaring at his stinky brother who was neither big nor young.

On the other hand, the stinky brother doesn't care, he just hits it, anyway, it doesn't hurt when he hits it with chopsticks.

"What is a small black room for lonely men and widows? The daylight is bright and the world is bright, and the living room is bright..."

"And then? Is that why you hit your sister?"

……

It's actually okay to beat my sister. To be honest, as long as the two sides are willing, Gu Qing can let someone beat him in private, but if he is beaten in front of other people like this, Gu Qing will inevitably feel uncomfortable. Sorry, feel ashamed.

"Brother hits sister, it's the next crime!"

"That's it?"

Qin Ren sat down and shook the chopsticks in his hand:

"Is this considered a crime?"

"Why not?"

Gu Qing looked at Yu Yourong angrily:
"Yourong, do you think he is considered a criminal?"

……

Between the two girls, once the relationship gradually improves, they will start to form cliques in all aspects and form small gangs, so Lu Qing is more looking forward to Yu Yourong's united front with her.

"Not counting."

However, classmate Yu Yourong didn't seem to be interested in this, and looked at the bowl with neither joy nor sorrow, not only failing to meet Gu Qing's expectations, but also faintly siding with his brother:
"well played."

"Eh…?"

"I also often hit the master, if I care about it, I will be punished, it is not counted as a lower crime."

Yu Yourong showed his own words, then nodded slightly, digging the rice in the bowl:
"What's more... Sister Qing'er is indeed talking nonsense. Brother, he just brought a meal to the master, and then we have a meal together. What kind of lonely man and widow... It's very ugly. Brother and master have always treated each other like guests. It sounds really dirty. The suspicion of innocence..."

"..."

When Lu Qing heard this, he understood that the girl really cared about Master's reputation.

but…

Do you want to remind her that the word "respect each other as guests" is used for husband and wife...

Forget it.

Lu Qing didn't care about this anymore, and after glaring at his younger brother for the last time, he waved his small fist and opened his mouth. From the shape of her mouth, Qin Ren could tell that it was something like "I'll settle the score with you slowly at night".

"Qin Ren...Qin Ren~..."

At this time, Pixiu on the side finally couldn't bear it any longer, looked up at him, her eyelashes fluttering, her beautiful eyes widened, her tender little feet wrapped in white pantyhose stepped on his calf, round and round A few toes pressed down on his knee coquettishly, and every time he pressed, a few plum blossom-like lovely pinks appeared in the stretched white silk, plump and tender, making people want to take a bite.

"what?"

Qin Ren was vigilant, thinking that this guy had some outrageous demands, he pinched her two ice cream-like feet with a big hand, pinched and scratched:
"Say something straight."

The little girl was tickled and giggled, like a little hen, she stretched out her hand while laughing:
"Qin Ren, return the chopsticks to me..."

"oh oh."

Thinking why, Qin Ren took a look at the chopsticks he was using to hit his sister just now, wiped them, and gave them back to her. Pixiu's eyes lit up immediately, and he continued to go into cooking mode. There were two dog bowls in front of him, One was for white rice, and the other was for homemade rice bowls, which made Qin Ren's eyebrows twitch.

"I said, has your appetite increased recently..."

"Hah~ I am growing my body... Hah~"

long body...

Qin Ren narrowed his eyes and observed, as if there were some signs.

Thinking back when Xiao He just showed her sharp horns, Dragonfly shook her head when she saw it. Now... it should be at the level where Dragonfly can stand on its head.

Of course, Qin Ren wasn't sure, he had to measure it with his own hands when he was free.

Speaking of which, for a creature like Luo Yao who can easily live for hundreds of thousands of years, how far will the body grow before it stops?

This innocuous question, Qin Ren thought about it for a while, and didn't think about it again until Su Lili came to eat that night.

……

"Pfft——~..."

In the middle of the night, Su Lili, who was full from drinking, knelt on Qin Ren, touched her belly and licked her lips, looked at Gu Qing who was falling asleep in front of her, and then looked around the "new bedroom", folded her arms and hummed hum:

"The bed partner of running water, Lilith of iron."

"You seem very proud."

Qin Ren smiled and rubbed her tail.

"That's not so."

Su Lili glared at him, and hid behind her tail that had been comfortably flung outside:
"You are my first hug, you should have given me iron-clad loyalty, understand?"

"Yes Master."

Qin Ren smiled even more happily, then leaned against the head of the bed and waved:
"By the way, master, I have a question to ask you."

"what…"

Su Lili glanced at his gesture of waving, then mumbled and crouched down, curled up into Qin Ren's arms, leaned sideways on his strong chest, and half-closed her wine-red eyes as if sleeping comfortably. stand up:

"Tell me, I should be able to enlighten you based on my experience..."

"Dialing is not counted, it's just curiosity, so I asked."

Qin Ren rubbed the tip of his nose against her smelling long hair, and said quietly:
"Lily, how old are you this year?"

Su Lili raised her eyelids:
"Why are you asking this all of a sudden?"

"Curious, besides, what kind of first hug is a first hug who doesn't know the owner?"

After a moment of silence, Su Lili said:
"According to the standard of one year on the earth, I'm smaller than Yu Linger." Qin Ren calculated that Yu Linger was a thousand-year-old snake spirit, and there were many things smaller than her.

"Compared to You Rong?"

"It's also... smaller than her."

"Oh?"

Qin Renqi said:

"Then you are at most older than Luo Yao?"

"..."

Su Lili didn't speak, her eyes were looking around, Qin Ren was gradually surprised:

"Luo Yao is only around three hundred years old, you're not younger than her, are you?"

"Don't worry about it! Anyway, I'm bigger than Su Yu!"

"Su... Yu?"

Qin Ren was taken aback. Why did this little bitch suddenly mention the wife next door?
"You can be considered panic-stricken, what is the comparison between a dignified blood race and a human being?"

Although he was surprised that Su Lili's real age was not as good as Paixiu's, but judging by her appearance, Qin Ren didn't ask about her exact age, but just asked the question that was on his mind during the day.

"For existences like your blood clan and You Rong Yaoyao who have the same longevity as the sky, how far will the body change grow before it stops?"

"To what extent?"

Su Lili digested the question carefully before she understood Qin Ren's meaning. She gave an example:
"It's almost enough to grow up to Yu Ling'er. Anyway, aging is meaningless to people in the Blood Realm and Ten Thousand Monsters Continent."

"I see…"

Qin Ren couldn't help but start imagining Pixiu's appearance at Yu Ling'er's age. After thinking about it, he felt a little urgent to urinate, so he went out and went straight to the bathroom.

On the way, he did not forget to take a look at Yu Linger on the sofa bed.

She was obviously exhausted today, and went to bed after returning from get off work in the afternoon. It is said that tomorrow will be even busier, and there will be no one to take over at night, and she may even have to live in the store.

"..."

Qin Ren covered Yu Ling'er with a quilt in distress, and at the same time noticed that Yu Yourong was not there.

She didn't sneak around with her little secret tonight, because Qin Ren had already seen the light in the bathroom, it was probably a little snake.

"Ok?"

However, after walking over, Qin Ren who was waiting outside found something strange.

Under the dim light, a blurry figure could be seen in the bathroom through the frosted glass. This was not surprising at first, but at this moment, Qin Ren discovered that the shape of the figure in the bathroom was a bit strange, as if... someone was sitting On the toilet, but the feet seem to be raised, showing a... a...

Shape of capital M letter.

"Hmm~"

At the same time, a suppressed muffled hum suddenly sounded, and then there was a very subtle gurgling sound, like the sound of glue stirring, and then, a small round black figure the size of a ping-pong ball emerged from the letter M. The bottom slides out, accompanied by the sound of falling water.

"..."

At this moment, Qin Ren guessed something.

In all likelihood, the little snake's menstrual period has advanced, and she is laying eggs in it...

(End of this chapter)