No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 233 Dao Companion
What is life?
Life is smoke and gas.

In the kitchen, pots, pans, and pans are ping-pong, and outside the kitchen, Gu Qing is sitting at the dining table with bowls and chopsticks. In the living room, Pixiu is lazily lying on the sofa watching TV, scratching his soft bear from time to time. In the cold weather, he looked extremely lazy, and he looked like a dead house uncle.

"Yaoyao, it's time to eat."

"Yaoyao is here~"

It wasn't until the first dish of cold and marinated dried tofu was served that Pixiu became lively again.

"Hey, don't you wash your hands?" Lu Qing gently held her.

"This seat is clean and fragrant. Didn't Qin Ren tell you?" Luo Yao didn't care, but she looked a little complacent.

"Yes, but he also said that if Luo Yao secretly doesn't wash her hands because of these things, she won't like her next time, won't hug her, and won't sleep with her."

"..."

Gu Qing's benevolent look made Lord Shangxian raise his handsome chin at that time:
"Gu Qing, are you coaxing me to be Tang Bobo?"

"No." Gu Qing refused to admit it.

"Qin Ren never said such a thing."

Luo Yao firmly pierced Gu Qing, then picked up the chopsticks, stared at the dried tofu on the plate for two seconds, and finally put down the chopsticks again.

"Don't treat me as a child, and don't treat Qin Ren as your little brother."

Luo Yao's pair of white silk feet were close together, her toes curled up slightly solemnly, a little bit of cat's claw-like pink was revealed from the toe of her socks, and she looked at Gu Qing expressionlessly:

"This seat and Qin Ren are both mature adults, so no matter what, it is impossible for Qin Ren to dislike me, hug me, or sleep with me because of washing his hands, Gu Qing, do you understand? ?”

Lu Qing was amused by the serious little girl, and nodded earnestly while suppressing a smile:
"Well, I understand."

"As long as you know…"

After Luo Yao finished speaking, she slid off the chair with her hips twisted, and went to the bathroom.

"where are you going?"

"Do you tube."

Lord Shangxian's humming sound came from afar, and immediately there was a rush of water.

……

"Here we come, charcoal-grilled tenderloin."

Here, Qin Ren brought out the second dish from the kitchen. My sister looked at the dark plate and clicked her tongue:

"Tsk tsk, carbon is good carbon, what about tenderloin?"

"Oh, I don't cook very often now, and it's normal to overturn the car occasionally... Where's Luo Yao? I heard her voice just now, where did I go without eating?"

"Oh, I told her to wash her hands."

"you?"

Qin Ren was surprised:
"Usually if she doesn't wash her hands, I'm the only one who can shout. How did you do that?"

"Hehe, I'm your sister, how can you do what I can't?"

Gu Qing pretended to be closed, with a small face held high and frightened.

"Okay, you are amazing."

Qin Ren kissed her shy little face, patted her waist and hurried to the kitchen:

"Let's serve the meal."

"Don't you need to pack the lunch box?"

"No need, Ling...cough...Master Yu will be on vacation at noon."

……

Indeed, not long after noon, Qin Ren's cell phone rang at the dining table. Gu Qing picked it up for him and took a look. It had the words [Convenience Store] written on it. It was undoubtedly Yu Linger calling from the landline of the convenience store. , and Gu Qing connected directly.

"Hey?"

"Hello... eh...?"

On the other end of the phone, the voice that was soft and faltering at first stopped in an instant, and then turned into astonishment:

"You... who are you?"

"It's me, Master Yu, Gu Qing."

"oh oh."

On the other end of the phone, Yu Ling'er suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.

……

This is understandable, a certain snake is the first time to like a man, and it is also the first time to be liked by a man, and it is the first time to have a very intimate interaction with him, and is in the process of learning to love.

And this process is novel and sensitive to Snake.

Therefore, when a woman's voice suddenly came out of the mobile phone of her sweetheart, Yu Ling'er suddenly thought of the description in some "love information" she found on the Internet. Xin'er involuntarily brought up the part of the story together.

……

"Well... Gu Qing, can you break the phone... to Qin Ren?"

"Uh... well."

Lu Qing couldn't think of something that Yu Linger had to tell his younger brother directly, and she couldn't let her relay it, so he was stunned for a moment, then took the phone into the kitchen and handed it to Qin Ren.

"Hey?"

"..."

The kitchen was too noisy, and Qin Ren couldn't hear clearly when he took the phone, so he asked his sister to hold the spoon for him temporarily, and then ran to the balcony:
"Hey?"

"Qin Ren, it's me..."

A familiar soft voice came, and Qin Ren said happily:

"Ling'er, are you off work?"

"Well, I just want to tell you that I'm off work, but it seems to be raining again, so I'll go home later."

"Hey, are you stupid, are you?"

It was indeed raining heavily outside again, but Qin Ren was a little funny at Big Snake's stupidity. He wanted to remind her to just borrow one from the many umbrellas in the convenience store, but after thinking about it, he told her to One sentence:
"Okay then, just wait obediently."

After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone, and Yu Linger on the other end changed his uniform from the convenience store first, and then sat obediently at the window table, watching the raindrops outside, observing what they were doing Time to get smaller.

"what?"

It just so happened that at this time, the colleague who had come to change shifts put on his uniform, went to the counter and saw Yu Linger sitting at the table in a daze, and couldn't help talking:

"Sister Linger, you haven't left yet, are you waiting for your boyfriend to pick you up?"

"Eh? He... didn't..."

Yu Linger was startled:
"No, I just take a break, take a break before leaving..."

She casually made up a perfunctory excuse, but when she came back to her senses, there was inevitably a trace of loneliness in her beautiful eyes.

Yup…

he…

Why would you rather let her wait than say anything about coming to pick her up...

……

For Yu Linger, her first love, after being reminded by her colleagues, she inevitably felt a little lost in her heart for a moment, but this entanglement only lasted for a few seconds and quickly dissipated.

It's so short from the convenience store to home, there's really no need to pick her up specially...

During the Mid-Autumn Festival, Qin Ren may also be busy at home, after all, there are other girls at home...

Even if he's not busy, Qin Ren usually works hard, so it's only natural that he wants to rest and relax at home during the holidays...

What's more, I'm not a child. Qin Ren praised himself for being mature, brave and capable a few days ago. It's just a rain or something...

……

Sitting in front of the window, Yu Ling'er waited while mentally listing ten thousand reasons for Qin Renluo not to pick her up.

Although each one is so reasonable, but I don't know why, the more reasons you list, the more unstable Yu Ling'er's will is, the rain outside doesn't seem to be getting smaller, but it seems to be hitting her heart The lake, gently, like the wind wrinkling, there are shallow ripples that only a little girl with love can understand...

"Humph…"

As a result, all kinds of complicated thoughts finally merged into a faint hum, which can be regarded as venting cautiously.

Immediately afterwards, Yu Ling'er patted on the shoulder.

"Come on, go home."

Yu Ling'er turned her head and got up, saw a familiar face smiling at her, her eyes flashed some sparkling things instantly, her heart surged with the sweetness that only comes after a faint love, her lips raised and closed uncontrollably live:
"Come and pick me up..."

"Huh? Or else?"

Qin Ren looked around, and whispered to her ear mysteriously:

"If I don't pick you up, I'll pick up your colleague?"

"Bah! How dare you..."

In terms of jealousy, it seems that all women who fall in love can learn from each other without a teacher. Yu Linger also did well. She punched him in the chest, and then followed him out of the convenience store. He walked home together side by side.

But Qin Ren wouldn't walk side by side with her. He didn't take two steps, holding an umbrella with one hand, and wrapping her little hand with the other, with his fingers intertwined tightly with hers.

"Hey..."

Even in rainy days, Yu Ling'er can still feel the instant heat rising from her ears and face.

"What? Don't want to?"

"..."

Of course, there is no reluctance, but I always feel that there are people watching around. In order to get rid of this illusion, Yu Ling'er also muttered indiscriminately:

"Didn't you say that I'll come back when the rain subsides...why aren't you at home to help Yourong?"

"It's not too late."

"But I don't think it's necessary for you to come down specially, am I... so troublesome..."

"Hahaha, what are you talking about?"

Qin Ren became happy when he heard this:

"Girlfriends are creatures that should cause troubles for boyfriends, and boyfriends also like to make troubles for girlfriends. Although they complain occasionally, when they really lose this trouble, most of them often Will be sorely missed.”

"Girl...Girlfriend..."

Feeling that Yu Ling'er's figure was a bit stagnant, Qin Ren stopped and took a look. The big snake's complexion was flushed, and she had a pretty face tucked into her collar from the nose down. Her eyelashes trembled slightly, and her beautiful eyes watered. Looking at him barkingly:
"Qin Ren, I... Am I your girlfriend..."

"Well, of course."

Qin Ren grinned, turned around and hugged her gently:
"I like you and want to be your boyfriend. You agree, so you are my girlfriend."

"In other words...we are Taoist couples..."

"Ah."

"Just like you and Cheng Siyun..."

"..."

Although there was a sense of which pot should not be opened, Qin Ren still nodded affirmatively:

"Ah."

"Qin Ren..."

A pair of small hands on his chest slowly pushed himself away. Qin Ren lowered his head and saw Yu Ling'er's passionate eyes and slightly parted bright red lips:
"I want you to kiss me..."

"Ah."

……

(End of this chapter)