No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 243 Where is the bug?
[What kind of experience is it to have a snake girl as your girlfriend? 】

Qin Ren couldn't answer this question.

Because at present, it seems that he should have two snake girls as girlfriends.

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At 0 o'clock in the middle of the night, the rain gradually became lighter, like silk.

There are very few pedestrians on the street, and occasionally a few here and there, some holding umbrellas, or bowing their heads, walking in a hurry. They don't know, and they don't bother to pay attention to a pair of young men and women who are huddled together by the side of the road. .

"..."

"..."

The chilly air was chilly and lingering, and when he noticed that the reverse scale on Yu Yourong's belly was starting to heat up, Qin Ren suddenly realized that the clothes of the two of them hadn't even had time to get wet, everything just happened like this up.

【...Do you want me to watch you...】

【...Isn't it good enough to have the capacity to do it...】

【...Yourong has always liked you earlier than her...】

Although the matter seemed to be going smoothly, the words of the little snake still lingered in his mind, which made Qin Ren somewhat uneasy.

After all, when he kissed Yu Yourong, her tears were still on those two lips...

Maybe it's the unique physique of the snake clan, not slightly salty, but slightly sweet, just like Luoyao's.

The unique smell of the tears of a snake girl seemed to remind Qin Ren of Yu Yourong's mood just now, so that Qin Ren couldn't indulge himself like he usually kissed Yu Yourong.

But in contrast to Qin Ren, Yu Yourong, who was the "victim" tonight, not only cheered up and actively responded to Qin Ren's kiss, but also acted like a cat.

……

For this situation, Qin Ren regarded it as Yu Yourong's extra thirst for love after his emotional outburst, which was not incomprehensible.

However, Qin Ren soon discovered that his boyfriend, who had just taken office, didn't seem to be able to satisfy this little snake's desire.

……

"Tolerance...?"

There was a trace of extraordinarily coldness on his face, Qin Ren stopped savoring the fragrance, and took a look apart from the little snake, and found that there were two very fresh and still warm water on the slightly flushed little face trace.

Qin Ren was stunned.

This...wasn't it all good just now?

Qin Ren didn't think it was joy, tears of joy, and he was a little at a loss for a while.

Tsk...

First, because of his girlfriend, he made another girlfriend cry.

Now I thought I would coax her back, but in the end I cried my girlfriend again.

Ugh…

What is this called...

……

It had only just begun, and the cruel reality had already made Qin Ren feel sad, and began to envy those who only had one girlfriend, or even no girlfriend.

"elder brother…"

When Qin Ren was thinking wildly, it was the little snake who wiped his cheek first, and called him with a sob.

"Hey, I'm here."

Yu Yourong's classmate Xiao Snake's obedient appearance made Qin Ren feel anxious, stroking her delicate shoulders:

"It's okay, cry, cry for a while...not only cry, but also say, for example, scold me or something."

Hearing this, Little Snake stopped with her slightly shrugged shoulders, raised her head, and blinked:
"Actually... Yourong has already scolded you in her heart, can she scold others now?"

"Hey, do others mean...?" Qin Renming asked knowingly.

"Her." Little Snake's eyes were determined.

Qin Ren wisely stopped asking "Who is she", so as not to say "fox spirit" from Xiao Snake's mouth again.

"Yourong, just blame me for everything, she...is your master, I hope you don't..."

"You protected her again..."

Before the words fell, Little Snake's eyes became watery again:
"Brother, even if Yourong agrees to be your girlfriend, do you still want to protect her?"

"No, no, the conscience of heaven and earth! If you have to say who I am protecting, then I must say, I will protect both of you, master and apprentice."

Qin Ren is not a person who is biased, so he puts the facts and makes sense:
"Yourong, you and Ling'er have been like mother and daughter for thousands of years, and you are the most familiar people with each other. I believe you will definitely not have any unreasonable negativity towards Master because of this kind of thing. Emotional, right?"

Qin Ren was calling on the little snake to return to rationality. A sensible girl like Yu Yourong actually didn't know this.

"Yu Ling'er will always be my master."

It's not that Little Snake is confused, it's just that the relationship between a master and a disciple is one thing, and it's another thing for a master to rob a disciple's man:

"But starting from today, she is also a vixen. It is the misfortune of the master, so I let me worship under the vixen master."

"..."

If Qin Ren remembered correctly, the vixen should belong to the Hehuan sect, right?

Good guy, after these words, the master is not only expelled from the sect by the disciple in disguise, but even directly expelled from the snake registration, becoming a group of the same kind...

But there is one thing to say, You Rong is really sensible.

Thousands of years of feelings, the apprentice is to the master, just like a daughter is to a mother, no matter how you say it, it is indeed difficult to rise to the level of "hatred". As long as Qin Ren is relieved of this, then everything else will be a small problem in the future. It's all easy to say.

"Then... everything that should be said actually makes sense."

Qin Ren tentatively said:
"Shall we stop crying?"

"want."

"..."

Little Snake really understands the truth. Everything is clearly divided. She glanced at Qin Ren and said softly:

"I cry because... you kissed me..."

"?"

Is it really the one who cried herself alive?
Obviously this girl is still taking the initiative...

Qin Ren just wanted to say it's not possible, but saw the wet light in the eyes of the little snake again:
"You and Master... Have you kissed many times like this?"

"..."

This question is fatal, Qin Ren uncomfortably pulled a dry wry smile:
"Okay... why did I suddenly think of this kind of question..."

"Because you just..."

Little Snake was still sobbing, but considering what he was about to say, he blushed a bit in response to the situation:
"...you just now... when you ate my tou, it smelled like roses..."

"..."

Roses smell like fish spirits.

No wonder.

After all, Qin Ren was met by Yu Yourong when he was getting bored with the big snake.

It is a very common thing in life to have the taste of a big girlfriend in your mouth, and then be tasted by a little girlfriend.

"I'm sorry, Yourong, then... let's not kiss today, let's go home, don't cry, don't be sad, take a shower and sleep, and you will recover tomorrow, how about it?"

Qin Ren lowered his voice:

"Look, Ling'er is still waiting over there. She doesn't dare to come over, she's afraid of adding fuel to the flames, and she's actually also worried about your failure. She keeps looking over there, and her neck is about to break."

"Well, stop crying."

Little Snake nodded obediently at first, his eyes flickered twice in the direction Qin Ren said, and then shook his head disobediently:

"But...you still have to kiss..."

Not only to kiss, not only to end your first kiss, but also to kiss well, the kind that is better than some people's kisses.

……

So, holding a certain belief, Little Snake wiped his eye sockets, and his gaze returned to his usual calmness. Then, he stretched out his arms and put them around Qin Ren's neck, his pretty face became slightly hot, Kiss him again decisively.

"~!"

This time, Little Snake worked as hard as usual.

"Please don't...then who...is still watching...wait, let's change the place...uh huh!~"

Qin Ren's vague reminder seemed to have only the opposite effect.

In the breathless intimacy, Qin Ren's arm was grasped more and more tightly by the little snake, and finally almost completely lost the ability to resist, and his tall body could only be manipulated by the girl.

It was also in this situation that Qin Ren realized for the first time that Little Snake is really cultivating himself...

However, just when the two of them were at their best, Qin Ren noticed that a figure suddenly fell crookedly in a certain direction that he had been focusing on from the corner of his eye.

"Linger... Linger!"

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Longhu District, Qin's family.

The clock stopped at 12:[-] in the morning, the house was very quiet, Pixiu was urged to sleep by Qin Ren who had just returned not long ago with a serious face, a certain little bitch continued to lie in the den silently despite her stomach barking Observe the situation.

"Uh... um..."

On the sofa bed, Yu Ling'er, who had her eyelids closed, was in a sleepy state. Occasionally, she could not convey any useful information by talking in her sleep, but it would only make Qin Renning, who was standing beside her, worried.

"You Rong, is this... really all right?"

"Um…"

Like her brother, Yu Yourong didn't bother to take a bath and change clothes, and stayed with Qin Ren beside the fainted master.

Although she also had a worried look on her face, she was far less nervous than Qin Ren, with one hand resting on the fish spirit's reverse scales, as if feeling the pulse to confirm something.

"..."

After a while, Qin Ren felt a little relieved when he saw the little snake's brows and eyes relaxed, and quickly asked:

"How about it?"

"Well, it's really all right."

Yu Yourong paused:

"It's just a cold, that is, a cold."

"Feeling... a cold?"

At that time, Qin Ren leaned back tactically, supported his forehead and shook his head again and again:
"Wait a minute...a cold? You Rong, are you sure?"

"determine."

"But... you snake people don't catch cold, don't you catch a cold?"

Yu Yourong was startled when he heard the words, and frowns slightly:

"Who said that?"

"Ling'er."

Qin Ren will not remember this wrongly. Since the mid-autumn festival, Qin Ren has worried many times about her catching a cold because of Teacher Da She'er's sneeze, but every time Yu Ling'er swears Snakes don't catch colds or anything like that.

But now that she fell down suddenly, Yu Yourong, who was also a member of the snake tribe, gave the result that Yu Ling'er had a cold, which made Qin Ren a little confused.

"What you heard is that the master made a mistake on her own."

The little snake is still reliable, and he explained calmly:

"It's not that snakes don't catch colds, it's that cultivators rely on the spiritual power to protect their bodies so they don't catch colds. Master, she has practiced for thousands of years. I'm afraid she has forgotten about it. In the days when there was no Foundation Establishment, because of my frailty, I had minor illnesses and pains from time to time, the typical one was catching a cold and not having a fever, but I would be unconscious and talk nonsense, and Master, she..."

As he spoke, Yu Yourong's speech slowed down, and he looked at Yu Ling'er on the sofa bed with complicated expressions in his eyes, and continued after a moment of pondering:
"...every time I get sick, the master will pick the fairy grass and cook the elixir with her own hands. She is afraid that I won't be able to drink it, and I will go to the kitchen of the outer disciples to steal some rough rock sugar back...Of course, idiot Master always steals some food on the way, but there is not much left when he comes back. In the end, he still has to pinch his nose to drink the soup, and then the next day..."

……

The two of them were sitting by the sofa, with Qin Ren half-embracing Little Snake, listening quietly to her narration of trivial past events, while listening, he also noticed the softer look in her eyes, and couldn't help but feel Some warmth comes out.

As for Yu Yourong, after talking about "The Past in the Clouds" for a while, her complicated mood calmed down a lot all night, and she stared fixedly at Yu Linger's grunting and uncomfortable expression for a while, and finally sighed softly, He leaned over and helped her tuck the quilt.

"Rong...er..."

Coincidentally, Yu Yourong's name was murmured in random sleep, Yu Yourong's hands froze, and his eyes were slightly absent-minded.

"no, do not want…"

Did Master Stupid have a nightmare...

Yu Yourong turned her head and glanced at Qin Ren, who smiled back at her.

So the little snake raised his arm, held Master's hand, and pressed it lightly.

"Well…"

It seems to be aware of it, and Big Snake has also calmed down.

But it didn't last long, and soon he frowned again and started dreaming:

"Rong'er...don't...kiss him again..."

"..."

The air seemed to be quiet for a second. Qin Ren, who was at the side, chose to look at the scenery, not daring to speak indiscriminately, while classmate Yu Yourong's face darkened at that moment.

I don't know how many times I have kissed the man who robbed the apprentice, and now the apprentice is not allowed to kiss him back?

Ah…

It really is Master Fox Spirit...

……

Just like that, the idiot master who had softened Xiao Snake's heart just now turned back into a vixen master again.

Seeing that Yu Yourong grabbed her hand and threw it away, Qin Ren looked like he didn't want to care about her anymore, so he couldn't help asking:

"Well... you are tolerant, so how can I treat the snake clan's cold? Western medicine should not be used, right? For traditional Chinese medicine, I am afraid that it will be too different from the Wan Yao Continent..."

Yu Yourong saw that Qin Ren was still worried about the vixen, although it was reasonable, but it was inevitable that he would not look good, and replied expressionlessly:

"Snake people don't need to treat a cold, just sleep well."

"..."

The corners of Qin Ren's mouth twitched. Is this the snake version of "drink more hot water"?

"but."

Yu Yourong thought about it, and then added:
"This sleep must be enough."

"Enough sleep? How long is enough?"

"Twelve o'clock."

That's 24 hours, Qin Ren breathed a sigh of relief, luckily it wasn't hibernation.

"And during these twelve hours, you must also sleep well, specifically, that is... the deep sleep on Earth."

"Ah this..."

Hearing this, Qin Ren became a little restless.

Deep sleep is a part of sleep, also known as "golden sleep", which only accounts for 25% of the entire sleep time. If a person sleeps 8 hours a day, deep sleep only accounts for about 2 hours.

And if you want to complete 24 hours of deep sleep, wouldn't it normally take several days?
Qin Ren thought to himself that it's troublesome, among other things, work has just finished the National Day holiday, so Yu Ling'er can't ask the convenience store for a few more days off...

Ok?
Just as Qin Ren was worrying, a lump of black fur balls in front of the TV cabinet came into view, causing Qin Ren to slap his thigh immediately.

Yup!There is Su Lili's sleeping magic!
Qin Ren played tail with Su Lili beside his sister or Luo Yao every night, all thanks to this magic, this is not deep sleep, what is?
Ok…

Speaking of which, Su Lili is an enemy known as the Heavenly Demon and Blood Demon in the Ten Thousand Monsters Continent. If she helps Yu Linger this small favor this time, is it an opportunity to turn the enemy into a friend...

……

While thinking wildly about the future, Qin Ren got up straight away and carried Yu Ling'er into his sister's bedroom.

With the special circumstances and the fact that Gu Qing has a very harmonious relationship with other people now, Qin Ren believed that she would no longer care about girls other than herself sleeping in her bed.

Little Snake also followed. Seeing Qin Ren hugging Master Wen Rourou to bed, and then gently folding the quilt, he suddenly felt sore in his heart.

"Brother, a comfortable bed can improve sleep, but even so, it will take several days."

"No, I'm confident that it only takes 24 hours for Ling'er to wake up."

Qin Ren made a vow, and then asked Yu Yourong to take a bath first, and then took off his coat, anyway, he only had a T-shirt, just change it out.

(End of this chapter)