No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 248 Snake Love Movie

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It was around 11 o'clock in the morning, and Yu Yourong's master and apprentice were still sleeping soundly in Gu Qing's bedroom. Qin Ren went to check on them from time to time, and the two snakes were still sleeping soundly.

But steadfastness does not mean honesty.

……

Although the radio waves between the master and the apprentice did not match, Qin Ren still watched for a while.

Men, in addition to watching women fight, they also love to watch women posting.

Especially when the two women are his girlfriends, it's easier for Qin Ren, who is a boyfriend, to see her with enthusiasm and enjoy it.

Of course, after they all wake up, what will happen between the three of them is another matter...

"Hope everything is peaceful."

Qin Ren sighed, not thinking about the bad things that might happen in the future, after making a good quilt for the two girlfriends, he came to the computer, opened the game after a long time, and prepared to call Zhou Chi to play some heroes alliance.

After all, today is his birthday. He suffered so many crimes last night, so he should make up for himself today.

"Hello? Brother Chi?"

"What's the matter, Brother Ren?"

"It's nothing, it's been a long time since I started hacking, let's start it? Let's go down, I will assist, try Xinying..."

"Brother Ren, are you sick?"

"?"

Before Qin Ren could finish his cheerful words, Zhou Chi interrupted him roughly:
"Call me specifically to ask me to play games with you? I thought Party A scolded me for coming."

"Party A... oh oh!"

Qin Ren was stunned, and then he chuckled:
"I'm sorry, alas, I'm so happy to be on vacation, I forgot that you are still at work, hehehe..."

"Hey big head! Climb!"

beep-

A phone call helped my good brother raise his blood pressure. Qin Ren looked at the update package of the game again. It would take at least an hour to install it. In an instant, he lost the idea of ​​playing alone. He thought about going to 4399 to play Magic Tower or Kuangbian The child recalled his childhood, only to find that his system and browser no longer support Flash.

"Damn it, when did it happen?"

Qin Ren felt the ruthlessness of the years. Although the website recommended a few browsers that could still use Flash, Qin Ren didn't want to install those rogue software just to play a small game on a whim.

After all this back and forth, when he opened Steam, Qin Ren almost completely lost his desire to play games.

The e-yang committee of social animals often comes so unexpectedly.

Think about those who play games every day, such as college students, who only rely on one game to be high all day long, from midnight to early morning.

That is the romance of a man and the purest happiness.

On the other hand, a waste of the e-yang committee like myself can only give up one wonderful game after another under the excuse that "it's not fun", and finally finds fun with his girlfriend helplessly and furiously.

Even though it's from midnight to early morning...

"Ugh!"

Qin Ren was very sad, and remembered the 6-hour fierce battle last night, so after thinking about it, he had a flash of inspiration and thought of an entertainment that could be both educational and entertaining.

……

【Dang, Dangdang, Dangdang, Dangdang——】

[Spring is here, and it’s time for animals to breed again...]

After the familiar music full of memories, Zhao Zhongxiang's magnetic voice began to sound in the earphones, and Qin Ren began to concentrate on watching "Animal World".

After all, he learned the knowledge of "12 Hours of Snakes and Snakes" in "Animal World", so he specifically found a program about snakes to watch. It was pretty good-looking in the first place, and it was always in line with Qin Ren's taste; secondly, Qin Ren might be able to learn more about the two girlfriends he just made.

……

"Animal World" can become a classic program popular among countless men, women and children, so it is of a certain level. Qin Ren pressed the noise reduction button of the Sony mx4 earphones and immersed himself in the world of various snakes. About ten minutes later, there was a knock on the door without realizing it.

dong dong dong-

"Who?"

In the end, I have to trouble Mr. Shangxian who is lying on the sofa and playing backgammon.

bang bang bang-

"Hey..."

Shaking her little butt, she stood up old-fashionedly with her waist supported, raised her foot to kick the chessboard, and then walked towards the door amidst "meow meow" protests.

squeak-

"Yao Yao~"

"Oh, you."

In front of Tang Bobo next door, Luo Yao can always change into a cold and cold mode in Qin Ren's view.

The reason is probably that the little guy has been unable to show his noble temperament as a spirit beast in front of Qin Ren, so his obsession has not disappeared, and he will subconsciously seek compensation from Tang Bobo.

"What are you doing here?"

Pixiu lifts up her skirt, takes out her phone and checks the time:

"Are you ready to have dinner again?"

"I do not have…"

Tang Bobo first denied it, then secretly glanced into the kitchen while waving his little hands, and after a while, he admitted:
"My mother sent me here."

"Su Yu finally doesn't want you anymore?"

"No, mom is just too sleepy, very sleepy, the kind that will die if you don't sleep, so let me come to you...to you...to rub..."

It seems that after talking for a long time, the result is still a meal, but it is just a meal according to the order, Tang Bobo is a little embarrassed.

But Luo Yao wouldn't drive her away, so Tang Bobo came in, saw Qin Ren playing on the computer, and happily stretched out his two little arms, wanting to hug her to say hello, but was caught by Luo Yao It was blocked on the grounds that "a man and a woman are incompatible with each other".

"It's almost 12 o'clock and you're still sleeping. Does your mother have a cold too?"

"No."

"Then did she steal the cow last night?"

"nor."

Tang Bobo climbed onto the sofa with Luo Yao, and joined her in the battle with Tuantuan, and "three-player backgammon" was casually invented in this way.

"Oh, that's stealing a man."

Luo Yao's language was not surprising, and she could talk nonsense without Qin Ren pulling her face.

In contrast, Tang Bobo's knowledge is so broad:
"What is stealing a man?"

"literal meaning."

Luo Yao made sense, raised a finger and waved it, and gave the stupid Tang Bobo a popular science:

"Watch more TV and you will know. On TV, any pretty woman of your mother's age who is alone with a child will basically go out to steal men at night, especially those who like to steal from the next door."

"what…"

Tang Bobo glanced at Qin Ren guiltily:
"But what about after stealing it? What's the use?"

"do not know."

Luo Yao held her two long ponytails with both hands and shook them:
"Anyway, they usually return it the next day. If they don't return it, they should have eaten the man they stole."

"how come!"

Excited and worried, Tang Bobo stood up clenched his fists, but he couldn't stand firmly, he staggered and sat back on the sofa:
"My mother doesn't know how to eat people, Yaoyao, you are lying to me again, I am older than before, and I won't be fooled anymore!"

"Humph…"

Luo Yao snorted disdainfully, and placed two white stones on the chessboard:
"If you really grow up, you should know that there is a saying about a woman of your mother's age called like a wolf like a tiger."

"Wolf...tiger?"

"Yes, it is to describe how..."

"I don't want to! Woohoo..."

Tang Bobo couldn't take it anymore, and ran home with tears in his eyes, trying to question his mother about the truth about stealing a man.

However, just after running two steps, she bumped into a Xiangxiang's soft body, raised her sad face and saw that it was Yu Yourong rubbing her sleepy eyes.

"Bobo, what's the matter..."

Little Snake's gentle and soft voice was a little hoarse. He hadn't changed his clothes just after getting up, and he was still wearing a nightgown. When he squatted down, the light skirt fluttered and covered Tang Bobo's little head.

"Sister Xiaoyu, woo woo woo..."

Tang Bobo had a place to be coquettish, wiping a few small tears, and got out of Yu Yourong's skirt:

"My mother... mother..."

"Eh? Sister Su...what's the matter? Bobo, please speak carefully."

"Wuuu...my mother stole a man last night..."

"..."

Hearing the news, Xiao Snake's expression was not to mention how wonderful. Finally, he caught Pixiu and confronted him, and only then did he know the cause and effect.

Of course, Xiao Snake, who knows very little about erotic matters, will not become an expert in matters between men and women just because of the mere [-] hours last night.

Therefore, regarding the matter of "stealing a man", Yu Yourong still didn't know how to explain it to such a big kid. He could only tell Tang Bobo that Su Yu was neither a wolf nor a tiger, and he didn't eat anyone, so Tang Bobo could rest assured. a lot.

"But Bobo, remember when you go back, don't tell your mother to steal a man, or you will be spanked again."

"oh oh…"

Tang Bobo covered himself, then asked curiously:
"Sister Xiaoyu, even if you don't have to eat it, is it still a bad thing to steal a man?"

"Of course."

Classmate Yu Yourong smiled softly, and then he didn't know who he thought of, his eyes changed a few times.

"Stealing men... especially stealing other men's men... I hate it the most..."

After muttering these words in a low voice, Yu Yourong shifted her gentle gaze to the figure in front of the computer desk.

Qin Ren...

No, it's my boyfriend Qin Ren~

elder brother…

No, it's brother love~

Some beautiful pictures of memories gradually began to clear up in Little Snake's mind. Yu Yourong looked at the beautiful lace on her nightgown, and then didn't plan to change it first. Seeing Qin Ren wearing headphones, he looked so Concentrating, leaning towards her with a reddish face, she slowly hugged the boyfriend she liked so much from behind with her arms.

"elder brother…"

"!"

Startled, Qin Ren turned his head to the side, and then it was the little snake's turn to be startled.

"Eh…"

She looked at Qin Ren with a flustered face, then at the two intertwined boa constrictors on the screen, and at the pile of round eggs next to her, her little face turned red immediately, and she looked at Qin Ren with anger and annoyance. Pull it up and block it in front of the computer:

"Brother, we just...why did you watch this kind of thing again so early in the morning..."

"..."

Qin Ren's mouth twitched at that moment.

God damn "this kind of thing"...

Snake love movie, right...

(End of this chapter)