No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 262 Hey Me (Happy Mid-Autumn Festival~)

Since ancient times, there have been many ways to heal the wounded, cure the sick, save the dying and heal the wounded, among which there are not only serious ones, but also heretical and sorcerous folk remedies.

Fire therapy, hydrotherapy, magnetic therapy, chemotherapy, radium therapy, stone therapy…

If I really want to list them carefully, I'm afraid I won't even recognize the word [treatment].

But even though there are so many, Qin Ren has never heard of [congee therapy]

The little bitch at home is injured, and needs to drink porridge to get better?

Qin Ren couldn't understand, let alone Su Lili's strange expression at this time.

Generally speaking, this expression only appears when playing with her tail...

But having said that, if a bowl of porridge is really enough to save her, then [porridge therapy] must be the best way compared to some sword spirits, or my own method of doing it as a last resort.

……

"What porridge?"

Qin Ren rolled up his sleeves. Cooking porridge was a basic skill for him. Ever since he learned how to cook when he was a child, he had fed his sister porridge a lot.

"You... don't be busy, sit down first."

Su Lili held his cuff weakly:

"Some... things must... be told clearly..."

"Oh, that's true."

Qin Ren frowned again. Even if he was drinking porridge to heal his injuries, he knew that this must not be some ordinary porridge.

Preserved eggs, lean meat, coriander beef, yam fish fillets...

It is unlikely that these things will be used to make a bowl of life-saving porridge. Qin Ren is already mentally prepared to hear "dragon liver and phoenix gall" and "heavenly root and earth marrow" from Su Lili.

However, Su Lili didn't seem to be in a hurry to talk about porridge, but started the origin of [porridge therapy].

"...I also said that this was originally the method of their Celestial Clan...Secondly, this method is...an ancient method..."

"Ancient method?"

Ancient Celestial Clan…

Qin Ren pondered for a while, and he was right, after all, blood races appeared on the earth more than 200 years ago.

In the same way, the Celestial Clan, that is, the love demon in the mouth of the snakes, and the succubus on the earth, also had a wide range of legends at that time.

The so-called "ancient method of the Tianzu" means that as early as 200 years ago, the Tianzu had been using the [congee therapy] technique.

"That is to say."

Qin Ren had an epiphany very witty:

"[Porridge Therapy] is actually a kind of Western medicine?"

"..."

The little vampire girl stared at Qin Ren speechlessly for a while, and finally decided to ignore him, and continued:
"...The people of the blood world have not only stayed in the place called [Europe] on your earth, but also have footprints in other places in the world... Especially the Celestial Clan, they are born to love to play, and they always run around. , also left aliases such as [Snow Girl]... and the term 'porridge' came from a folk story 200 years ago..."

After talking for a long time, the weak Su Lili coughed immediately, and then continued after a while:

"...200 years ago, in the north today, in a place called Yecheng, a member of the Tian clan was seriously injured in the mountains, and was picked up by a strong hunting guy... After she woke up, the guy saw her life She was so beautiful and moving, and she fell in love with her heart, so she made a request to the people of the heavenly clan, saying that as long as she agreed to grow old with him, he would pay all the price to save her life... The heavenly clan agreed after hearing the words, and then at her request , the Orion boy fed her...a bowl of porridge..."

Qin Ren was so attentive to the story that he didn't notice that Vampire Princess' face was getting hot again.

"...After eating the porridge, although the life of the Celestial Clan was saved, the Orion died shortly after she left... When the nearby villagers found him, they saw him who was young and strong, The corpse has white hair, white beard, and bent limbs. It turned out to be a dead body, and on his bed, there was a broken bowl with half a mouthful of porridge left..."

……

Su Lili finished the story slowly. Although it sounded like an ordinary anecdote, which may have been lost even in today's Yecheng, Lili said that in the blood world, this story was widely circulated.

In addition to various coincidences, the biggest reason is that the Celestial Clan at that time gave the bowl of life-saving porridge a rather charming name.

"what name?"

"...It's called... Yunchang Porridge..."

"Yunchang Porridge..."

Qin Ren narrowed his eyes and touched his chin:

"Clouds can generally refer to white fungus, or mother-of-pearl..."

"..."

What a mess, the Vampire Princess was ashamed and anxious when she heard it, and even suspected that the bastard did it on purpose.

"You...you are not from Rongcheng anymore! You Rongcheng used to...wasn't it from Shu...Shu, Yun Chang, you...you still don't understand!"

"Huh? Guan Yunchang? Guan Yu?"

Qin Ren really didn't think about a bowl of porridge in this way, and after Su Lili's various oblique reminders, he began to count the allusions related to Yun Chang in the Three Kingdoms.

It wasn't until the mention of [Yun Chang accidentally lost Jingzhou] that Su Lili pressed Qin Ren's wrist with her white and cool little hand.

"That's... that's... this..." Her little head was buried very low, and she could only see the hot pink in her hair from her little ears.

"this?"

Human thinking will be affected by the environment. Qin Ren's thinking direction was wrong before, but now with such obvious hints, his eyes will soon become wider and wider.

Yunchang Porridge…

Yun Chang accidentally lost Jingzhou...

Jingzhou...Jing porridge...fine...

???

"Well, Lily..."

Good guy, Qin Ren's heart was beating fast, his throat was slightly dry, and he swallowed:

"You... the porridge you're talking about, could it be... um—!"

I don't know where the blood-sucking princess got her strength at this moment. Although her head was still drooping, she covered Qin Ren's mouth with both hands. After a long time, she slowly raised her red face and her childish voice Because she was too shy, she trembled a little:

"So... so I said it was the method of the Celestial Clan... I didn't come up with it! I... I don't want to use this method either! Yes... In short, Qin Ren, do you understand!"

"Woooo! (Understood!)"

Qin Ren nodded with a serious face.

Life was at stake, although the "porridge" that saved his life was very nasty, but Qin Ren quickly calmed down.

Hmm... well, it's actually not very peaceful...

To be reasonable, feeding porridge or something... Which man can be calm about this kind of thing?

Especially looking at the vampire girl's cute doll-like face, especially the soft little mouth, the delicate lips like candy...

At the thought of feeding porridge to such a cute little vampire princess, Qin Ren inevitably felt a sense of guilt. The so-called human nature is evil at first, and the more sinful, the more uncontrollably Qin Ren's mind fluttered.

Fortunately, this "crime" was entrusted with the sacred and just mission of "saving one life is better than building a seven-level pagoda". In this way, Qin Ren's inner anxiety can be directly reduced to zero.

Hehe, what kind of shit guilt...

If you must bear that kind of thing in order to save Su Lili from disappearing, then bear it!

If, as a qualified First Embrace, you must bear that kind of thing, then bear it!
……

"Lily..."

So, after struggling to overcome the psychological barrier, Qin Ren gently held down the two small hands covering his mouth, then leaned over and kissed her soft and thin lips.

It's not out of distracting thoughts, just to arouse her emotions a little bit, and help her let go of some obstacles in her heart just like myself.

"Qin Ren... Qin... Ren..."

Sure enough, after the deep kiss, most of the embarrassment on Vampire Princess's face faded, replaced by the drunken blush that is typical of girls after being emotional.

"...Qin Ren..."

"…feed me…"

……

(End of this chapter)