No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 269 Hey Hey Hey?little almond~
The bathroom door, which was concealed, released fragrant water vapor. Yingying Yanyan's figure was reflected on the glass of the bathroom door, and the chirping voices of several girls gradually became clear.

"Rong'er, have you figured out the answer yet?"

"No, I haven't read the whole "Journey to the West", but Yaoyao has read it twice."

"Hmph~ No one knows Journey to the West better than me~"

"Luo Yao, then don't be fooled. Who in "Journey to the West" doesn't need to take a bath?"

"Tang Monk."

"Why... why?"

"Because all the monsters caught him, the first thing they did was to strip Tang Monk and wash him clean. He should be the cleanest in the Buddhist scriptures team along the way, and he doesn't need to take a bath."

……

The three girls, big and small, were chatting about some irrelevant leisure time, and they also changed into their nightgowns. Yu Linger, who was walking in the front, just poked her head from the entrance of the aisle, and was surprised to find Qin Qin who was smiling awkwardly at her on the sofa. Ren, and the lazy little demon in Qin Ren's arms.

"?"

"..."

Half of the little demon's head was buried in the socket of Qin Ren's shoulder, with only one eye exposed. The moment he saw Yu Ling'er, the corners of his lips curled up slightly.

In fact, Su Lili didn't have any malicious intentions, she just wanted to express peace and friendship, and probably wanted to say "this is the situation".

But she is a demon after all, this little expression is different in Yu Ling'er's eyes.

……

Yo?just came...

It's nothing else, let me borrow your boyfriend for a while...

Not long after, I stayed with him for as long as you guys washed...

……

Never underestimate the brain power of a woman in love. If there were no lessons learned from the past, Yu Ling'er might have drawn her sword out of its sheath.

It's just that today is different from the past. In the eyes of the two snakes, besides the demon, Su Lili now has a more important identity in their hearts, that is, their boyfriend's "savior".

"Why are you blocking this seat?"

Women with big butts love to show off, and Pixiu beats Yu Yourong's perfect buttocks with his small fists in dissatisfaction.

"Master?" The little snake also saw the situation in the living room now, so she stopped in front of Pixiu.

"go…"

The master gave her a wink, and the little snake understood, and led Pixiu to the bedroom.

"What are you doing, little fish?"

"Blow your hair."

"Today I want Qin Ren to blow my hair. He...he hasn't blown my hair for a long time..."

Pixiu's gradually diminishing murmurs made the little snake's eyes soften, and he secretly scolded someone for being a big pig, and then gently stroked Pixiu's head:
"Yaoyao, actually... the suzerain and I have important matters to discuss with him right now. I'm sorry, can you come to him tomorrow? If he dares to say that he is not free tomorrow, Master and I will pinch him together, okay? ?”

"not good…"

Pixiu thought for a while, then shook his head:
"I want to twist together too."

"Yeah, I'll call you when the time comes."

……

Speaking of this, the spirit beast was also driven into the bedroom obediently. Girls with long hair can be troublesome to blow, especially with such fine hair as Pixiu, no one is willing to blow it with the hottest wind, Yu Yourong After blowing for a while, stop, and encourage little Pixiu to blow the rest by himself.

Yu Yourong closed the door and came to the living room, just in time for Master and Little Heavenly Demon to enter into a verbal battle.

"Can't you change the word?!"

"A caterpillar is a caterpillar, why change it?"

"Oh! Forget it, it's understandable, you demons only have this little intelligence..."

"What a low-level aggressive general."

Su Lili snorted, raised one leg and put it on Qin Ren's:

"Okay, I'll call you another name... Sneaky Cat."

"you!"

This is really which pot does not open and which pot to lift, Yu Linger stomped her feet, then turned her head, glared at Yu Yourong, and gritted her silver teeth:

"Sinister...!"

"I can't predict this kind of thing..."

At this moment and at that moment, Xiao Snake never thought that the enemy would snatch his whip and torture Master.

But at this moment, the master and the apprentice are a united front, and Xiao Snake still sticks out his chest in a very loyal way:
"Su Lili, get your indecent legs off my boyfriend."

Yu Linger tugged at the corner of her skirt:

"It's our...our...boyfriend..."

"..."

Yu Yourong gave Master a silent look in her heart, while Su Lili casually put the other one on it, her legs were bent on Qin Ren's thighs, and her two white, tender and slender legs dangled like swinging on a swing.

"Two little fools, if you don't know how to quarrel, don't quarrel. My first hug and I didn't provoke you by watching TV here. I just want to remind you to gradually adapt to this situation in the future."

Yu Yourong's face sank:
"Master, she said you are stupid."

Yu Ling'er was so angry that he grabbed the gangster's arm angrily:

"It's us! We are stupid!"

It doesn't matter if you are stupid, one thing is one thing, Yu Ling'er looked at Qin Ren who had been sitting on the sofa watching the show, with the words Harmless to humans and animals written all over his face:
"Qin Ren, what does she mean?"

"Don't get me wrong, Lily actually..."

Qin Ren didn't beat around the bush today. He wanted to get up and walk over, but the vampire princess's legs caught him and wouldn't let go. Qin Ren had no choice but to sit back in embarrassment, and laughed twice under the sharp eyes of the two snakes. Afterwards, he said:
"... Lily has never become a little bitch on her own will... uh... the little black dragon, Rong Linger, you all know that the earth has no aura now, so Lily can only maintain that state most of the time, but if she can , of course she also tries her best to be like us, like you, to live the life that an ordinary girl should have on earth..."

When Qin Ren said these words, he felt that a small hand under the blanket was secretly pinching his fingers tighter and tighter. Qin Ren paused, then scratched her little palm in response, and continued. :
"...Ling'er, You Rong, now that you have met, some grievances brought from other worlds have been eliminated a lot, and you should be able to see that she is a kind and good child... Hiss! I mean... kind-hearted In this case, can she, Su Lili, Windsor Alexandracula Lilith, and not the little bitch Lily be officially regarded as a member of the family from now on?"

The room was quiet for a short while. Su Lili closed her eyes lightly, and continued to lie in Qin Ren's arms seemingly indifferently, but Qin Ren could clearly feel her nervousness from the little hands that held her fingers.

……

Yes, even though on the surface she pretends to be indifferent to the caterpillars, but in fact, the little vampire princess doesn't want to be recognized by them, and then go smoothly Why not just integrate into this family as a blood clan?
At least such a thing, in the blood world where I have lived for so long, I dare not even think about it...

……

As for Yu Ling'er and Yu Yourong, the two snakes whispered to each other, Qin Ren didn't know what kind of opinions they were exchanging, anyway, they just rolled their eyes at him halfway through.

"Why...then why is she acting like this all of a sudden, acting like she's about to make trouble...huh..."

In the end, it was Yu Ling'er who came over first, with jade hands folded in front of her belly, glanced at Su Lili, and said cautiously:
"A member of the family... When I made you breakfast that day, didn't I already recognize it..."

"Linger..."

Qin Ren grinned when he heard the words, and quickly shook the little vampire in his arms:
"Hey, did you hear that? Tsk, what's the twist, do you hear that?"

"Oh, don't mess with me...I...I heard..."

Su Lili arched in her arms again, and Qin Ren realized that the little guy's face was blushing at this time, so he was shy.

Um!That's right!
Right now, the most gratifying person in the family is Qin Renwubiao, but the happy time is always short-lived. In the warm atmosphere, the little snake suddenly raised a hand.

"Huh? What's the matter, Yourong?"

"I have a question."

"what is the problem?"

"Tianmo likes to suck blood in the Wan Yao Continent. There is no spiritual energy on the earth, so she has been living by sucking her brother's blood all this time? Just like... um..."

Little Snake thought of the blood-enriching ingredients prepared for his brother from time to time, and inevitably felt a little distressed, and his soft eyebrows slightly frowned:
"Just like a mosquito, isn't it?"

"Ah this..."

The agreed-upon little stupid mouth doesn't seem to be stupid, the description of mosquito is really sharp enough...

Qin Ren was sighing, and the vampire girl suddenly raised her head. Even before the pink halo on her face had completely faded away, a new layer of reddish anger had appeared on her face:
"Mosquito...mosquito...well, hairless caterpillar! Say that again?"

Qin Ren's seemingly innocuous response to this sentence aroused the stress of both snakes. The master and apprentice joined their legs almost at the same time, and said in unison angrily:
"Who are you calling a hairless caterpillar!"

Well, although Qin Ren didn't quite understand it, it was clear that the "hairless caterpillar" seemed to be more mocking than the "caterpillar", and it successfully angered the two snakes.

"Qin Ren, where is the mosquito coil!"

"I'll buy insecticide tomorrow."

"Heh... do you have money?"

"No, but I can find Chuxiong... Oh, that is, your boyfriend."

"As expected of a real vampire!"

"Tch, I was originally..."

……

The girls started fighting again, but as long as it was Wendou, Qin Ren didn't bother to care about it. After all, even Wendou was better than TV shows. Qin Ren sat on the sofa and continued "Humans and animals are harmless", happily Ha ha to watch the play.

In the beginning, they were just talking nonsense to each other, but then they gradually started to fight, and a lot of stuff that even Qin Ren hadn't heard of came out.

What "no caterpillars, naked, not shy to slide down the tree"...

What "mosquitoes are big, big mosquitoes, stir fry three on a plate"...

All in all it's exciting.

It's just that, at the very moment when it was exciting, Qin Ren's cell phone rang.

Taking it out and looking at it, the harmless smile on Qin Ren's face froze instantly.

WeChat voice call.

【orange】

broken…

Qin Ren blinked vigorously and checked the time. It was only 12 o'clock, and Cheng Siyun's call obviously came earlier.

Under normal circumstances, Qin Ren would start chatting with Cheng Siyun and Yun Wanhe on wechat after Luo Yao fell asleep and Lily had dinner, that is, after 12:[-], around one o'clock.

This occasional advance, and it was still a voice call, but it ended up in a big fight among the girls at home. Qin Ren could only scratch his head, planning to hang up and call back later.

However, Youdao made a mistake in his busy schedule.

Just like when playing a game, you know you have to do some operations, but when your brain is activated, you have to reverse the operation.

Qin Ren was like this at the moment.

Obviously, sliding to the left is to hang up, and sliding to the right is to connect. Qin Ren wanted to hang up, but with a movement of his little hand, he slid to the right.

"Depend on!"

Qin Ren's reaction was not slow either. According to his understanding of the freezing situation of his mobile phone, he knew that there was still about 0.7 seconds before the two sides could communicate with each other, so he quickly pressed his thumb.

beep--

Pressed the speakerphone button.

In Qin Ren's mind at this time, the famous dynamic picture of a group of people holding their foreheads and patting their heads immediately appeared...

Immediately afterwards, a sweet and soft voice like a silver bell came from the speaker of the mobile phone:

"Hey, hello? My dear little Xingren~ do you miss me~"

(End of this chapter)