No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 273
At half past six the next morning, Qin Ren's bedroom.

"and then?"

"Then...then you made a big fuss, sister Su Yu next door called the police, and the police came to crack down on pornography, and it was even on the news..."

On the phone, although what his sister Gu Qing said was tactful enough, Qin Ren couldn't help but yawn and complain:

"So Qing'er, you called me early in the morning just to say that you had a dream last night, that your younger brother was having a banking party at home, didn't you..."

"I didn't... oh, what money... Qin Ren! Slap your mouth!"

"Clap clap."

"Bah three more times!"

"Bah bah bah."

What a good and obedient brother, Qin Ren was so moved that he shed tears, yawning one after another.

"I'm just afraid that you'll make a mistake...Although I didn't go back for only one weekend, my eyelids have been twitching recently, and I always feel that something happened..."

"Uh... a lot of things actually happened."

Qin Ren became a little more sober:
"But it's all a good thing. It's definitely not what you think. It's the police who are arresting me... Sister, don't worry, study hard."

"Qin Ren, please pay attention to your wording. I don't think so."

The elder sister's serious voice was clear and cold, and Qin Ren thought it was really nice, like a personal secretary full of knowledge.

"Haven't you heard a common saying that dreams are always opposite?"

"so?"

"So, since I dreamed that you were at home... Playing with fish is tolerant of their girls' feelings, it means that in reality, you are likely to be played by them the other way around!"

Thinking of his important younger brother being toyed with by a group of alien creatures, Gu Qing's scalp tingled a little.

Similarly, Qin Ren was numb, and expressed his eye-opening to his sister Qingqi's thoughts.

……

"Sister, what do you mean...the one who opened the silver party in your dream was actually to accommodate them? And your dear brother, I am just a toy on the silver party?"

"Qin Ren, you... did it on purpose! Don't say that... that nasty word again!"

My sister was angry, and based on experience, Qin Ren could still imagine her face blushing while she was angry.

Qin Ren couldn't help smiling warmly.

Hey, sister, cute sister, hey...

"Qing'er, if you want to say this, there is a common saying that says that you think about it every day and dream at night. Sis, if you say something unfilial, someone from Qin thinks that it is your heart that is dirty."

"You...you are the one with a dirty heart!"

It was indeed an unfilial younger brother, there was a slight stomping sound from Gu Qing's side.

"It was."

Qin Ren was not moved by the relationship between the two, and insisted on criticizing his sister:
"A highly educated and intelligent little beauty, what's on her head every day..."

"... "

"Hey?"

"..."

There was a moment of silence on the phone.

There's no way, any older sister in the world is praised as a little beauty by her younger brother, of course she has to press her lips and secretly be happy in her heart for a while.

When the joy was over, Gu Qing burst into laughter:
"Hehe, what kind of little beauty am I... I can't stand you alone at home with a bunch of big beauties..."

"That's a bad word."

Qin Ren categorically denied it, and looked at Pixiu who was eating his hand in his dream:

"There are not all big beauties in the family, but there are also little beauties, the ones who are younger than you."

"Oh, there is also medium, right? Large, medium and small, there is always one that suits you, right?"

"It doesn't make sense."

Qin Ren stretched, and played with Pixiu's round toes:
"There can be many beauties, big, medium and small, but there is always only one favorite sister."

"..."

The phone was quiet again.

"You... go back to sleep, I'm going to wash up too..."

"Huh? Hang up?"

"Um...bye..."

beep-

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In 117, Building F, Jiaotong University dormitory building, Gu Qing, who was sitting at the table in pajamas, put down his mobile phone and was in a daze. Roommate Wang Li threw something from the opposite bed onto Lu Qing's desk, which shocked Gu Qing greatly.

"ah!"

"Yeah~"

Wang Li lay unkempt on the side of the bed, looking at her roommate jokingly:

"If you're so timid, how can you control your younger brother in the future? How can you control your sisters-in-law?"

"Eh?"

Lu Qing was taken aback, then his pink cheeks puffed up like a puffer fish:

"What is that group!"

"It's those distant relatives who you mentioned before staying at your house. Didn't they say that everyone is very beautiful? Your brother is so handsome, you must want them all~"

"Shut up, tell you nonsense, come down for me!"

"you come up."

"you come down!"

"you come up."

……

The two staged a scene in which Drifting Monk Bajie shouted at Liusha River.

In the end, probably because of his small chest, his vital capacity was also small. Lu Qing was defeated, and he picked up the object that Wang Li had dropped just now in a frenzy, and was about to throw it back up, but after seeing clearly what it was, There was another scream of "Yah", and it was thrown directly into the trash can.

"Qingqing, can you stop being surprised in the early morning?"

Wang Li covered her ears, but her eyes were still looking at Lu Qing teasingly.

Lu Qing grabbed two balls of paper from his hand and threw them towards his roommate:

"Nonsense, you see what you throw!"

"Chewing gum."

"..."

Lu Qing's face was dark, Wang Li stuck out her tongue:
"Oh, Ann, I accidentally bought too many condoms when I went to see my boyfriend yesterday, and I happened to have an extra one for you, I will use it with your brother when I go home next week~"

"Wang Li, please be more reserved."

"Please, my boyfriend and I met each other's parents, and we'll get married right after graduation."

Wang Li had a face of indifference, but also a face of happiness:

"We are childhood sweethearts, how many of our childhood sweethearts are getting married now? How many of them are marrying for the first time? So, the new house he bought is directly written in my name~ I can't wait to get married soon The graduate is a child, but still reserved..."

"All right, all right, I'm not interested in showing off elsewhere."

There is one thing to say, Wang Li's love life is indeed worthy of the envy of many people, but Lu Qing's situation is obviously quite special.

get married...

Words that feel so far away...

"Hello."

Seeing that her roommate was in a daze again, Wang Li waved the phone in her hand:

"Give me back that condom first, my boyfriend just invited me to watch a talk show tonight."

"Hehe, sow..."

"Tch, just keep your mouth poisonous. You will only be able to taste the happiness of being a woman in the years of the monkey."

"..."

Gu Qing picked up the "chewing gum" in the trash can, and then forced a fake smile at Wang Li, putting it in his pocket.

"Gu Qing! It's a good thing to ruin me, isn't it!"

"Go and buy it yourself."

Lu Qing put on the earphones and started to study early, and ignored her.

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On the other side, Longhu District, Qin's family.

"Don't move."

"Hehe~"

"Hey your head."

At the dining table, Qin Ren tied Luo Yao's hair, and the sound of two snakes talking came from the kitchen.

"How is it? Does it still hurt?"

"It's not really painful, it's just a little sore... It's okay, I'm used to it."

"Okay... By the way, every time Tuantuan steps on milk, why does he only look for you?"

"..."

Regarding Master Yu's question, Little Snake was silent, and Qin Ren outside the kitchen was also silent.

……

It turns out that the little fox at home will step on the milk while Yourong is asleep...

Stepping on milk was originally a cat's Oedipus performance, an instinct of kittens, but for pet cats, stepping on milk is no longer just a simple physiological expression, but has gradually become a pastime demand, a kind of enjoy.

Although Tuantuan is Nine-Tails, it is obvious that he has always shown the same set of habits as Maomao.

And many people who don’t have milk at home raise cats. Cats usually step on the same soft places as arms, arms, and stomach. This is also called stepping on milk. It’s just a kind of play and relaxation. important.

In Qin Ren's family, there used to be only Qin Ren and his sister, and they also belonged to a "dairy-free family", so Tuantuan would step on Qin Ren's arms or arms with a small jiojio.

But now, with Xiao Snake at home, a very "tolerant" girl, Tuantuan naturally has a better choice.

But if you step on it, you have to step on it, and Qin Ren still has to criticize Tuantuan.

"Tuantuan, come here."

He rushed Luo Yao to wash her face, and yelled at the sofa.

"Meow?"

Who has the heart to be cruel to Mao Mao?

Spreading out a piece of cat cake on the sofa, Tuantuan, who was thinking about the cat's life, moved his ears, turned over, shook his furry buttocks, and jumped into Qin Ren's arms with enchanting steps.

"Meow?"

"Don't have a fever, be serious."

"Meow…"

Tuantuan's beautiful big ears drooped, and Qin Ren pointed to her pink nose:
"Remember, you are big, but Ling'er is not much smaller than her. You can't feel it if you don't think about it carefully... uh...you can't feel it if you try it carefully, so it's okay to step on the milk, but you have to step on a bowl of milk, you know ?"

"Meow."

"Also, pay attention to the scale. Yourong is complaining about being sore. How long have you been stepping on it? I can't help it. Change the place, for example... the place below the waist. It should be quite comfortable to step on, understand?"

Tuantuan thought for a while, then looked back at himself, then nodded:

"Meow~"

Understood, step on you next time.

"Climb for Grandpa!"

"Meow?"

Qin Ren slapped her fox's ass, and Tuantuan immediately groaned in aggrieved manner. Qin Ren had no choice but to soften his heart for another second, and touched the back of her neck:
"Anyway, what I mean is that it's very hard for You Rong to cook and do housework every day. It's not good for you to step on one place all the time and make them feel uncomfortable. So you can step on the other side after a while... um... Of course, in this regard However, Linger is slightly better than You Rong, like a full moon... But Linger works hard every day, you still can't catch her alone, and treat her equally, in short, two people rotate in two places Step on it, do you understand."

"clear…"

"?!"

Did Tuan Tuan talk?
Good guy, it's hard to change...

Qin Ren was shocked at first, then his heart tightened, and he slowly turned towards the two unanimous voices behind him.

"You... Yourong, Linger..."

Qin Ren sneered:

"Where did you... start listening?"

"Start with a bowl of milk..."

"..."

It seems that I have heard a lot, and I have heard what should be heard and what should not be heard.

Two snakes folded their arms in front of their chests, holding their bulging skirts, one was holding a rice spoon, the other was holding chopsticks, and the two beautiful faces with their own styles were blushing angrily at Qin Qin. Benevolence.

"Then what, the rice...is ready?"

"Well, it's not for you."

……

Qin Ren thought it was a joke at first, but he didn't expect that he just found a carton of milk and drank it while the rest of the family finished their meal.

Well, I can only say that I am used to doing whatever I want, but I didn't expect the snakes to come for real.

"Then... Yourong, Linger, Yao, I'm going to work."

"Remember to bring a pack of Miao Crispy Corners to me at night, I want the original taste~"

The snakes ignored Qin Ren, only Yaoyao enthusiastically waved her little hand, and then closed the door for Qin Ren.

Qin Ren had no choice but to walk to the elevator "lonely". While waiting for the elevator, think about what to buy downstairs in the company later, or... Today, the mother-in-law Tong Lu cooked for herself again?Then it can be eaten early for breakfast...

"Ok?"

While thinking wildly, Qin Ren felt a light kick on his heel, and when he turned his head, the little snake stuffed two Daliyuan buns into his hand with a blank expression.

"Hey, Yourong..." Qin Ren grinned.

"Okay, let's eat quickly, we'll talk about sweet words tonight..."

The little snake wrinkled his nose, snorted, and ran back quietly, leaving Qin Ren alone at the elevator door, "face the wall and think about the past", opened a small bread and began to eat, while eating, he said to himself with emotion:
"You have to be tolerant, it really hurts... oh!"

Suddenly, his lower back was pinched, Qin Ren let out a strange cry from the pain, and when he turned around, he was stunned, and the big snake came.

"Baby?"

"Treasure your head."

Big Snake spat at him with a reddish face:

"As long as others will, will I not hurt others?"

"No, no, you will too, baby, you are too good at it."

"Oh, I'm too lazy to listen to your hypocrisy..."

Yu Ling'er stretched out her hands behind her back, and stuffed two chocolates into Qin Ren's pocket:
"Here, I secretly got it from Luo Yao, eat it before riding, otherwise I won't have the strength."

"Baby, seriously, you really..."

Ding--

When the elevator arrived, Yu Ling'er pushed Qin Ren in:
"Go to your class and lie to me with these words when you come back at night..."

……

On the elevator, Qin Ren felt for the bread and chocolates in his pocket, and discovered for the first time that even if he didn't eat breakfast, he could still have a warm sense of happiness in the cold weather...

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(End of this chapter)