No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 292 The Strange Su Yu
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In the past, Qin Ren always thought that the tip of the tail was the most sensitive part of the blood clan's tail.

But in fact, as the most sensitive organ, the blood clan's tail itself is like a shy little creature, full of various little secrets to be explored.

Naturally, only Tail and her master know these little secrets.

Until one day, the owner has a first hug he likes, and he likes it so much that he is willing to hand over the little secrets of the tail, then the tail can only reveal itself bit by bit according to the owner's wishes.

……

"Is the middle...better than the tip?"

"Shut up, don't ask questions! You...just play by yourself..."

"No! I, Qin, am not such a selfish person!"

"What, that sounds nice... Eh?...Wait! Don't be in the middle with Jianjian...Hey~..."

……

There are still many places worth exploring in the little secret of the tail, and Su Lili herself doesn't know when and in what way she will be grasped by Chu Huong little by little in the future.

It might take a little longer if he groped by himself, but if he suddenly said something like "favorite girl" to himself in the future, then Su Lili couldn't guarantee that she would be like this again tonight, and couldn't bear it. Don't tell him more little secrets about his tail...

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In the early morning of the next day, when Qin Ren was groping and scratching in his dream, the muffled groan of the person next to his pillow made him slowly open his eyes.

"Morning, Qing'er..."

"Qin Ren, what dream did you have?"

Qin Ren was a little busy looking at his sister's two willow eyebrows which were frowning shyly, wondering how her sister knew that she was dreaming, but there was the same feeling of cotton balls in the palm of her hand as in the dream.

"oh oh!"

Qin Ren grinned and withdrew his big hand:

"Sorry, I was scratching my tail in my dream, and I was talking about trying to catch it for a long time, but I couldn't catch it. Hey...it turns out that Qing Erni didn't grow."

"nonsense."

Gu Qing is a human being, and not those female elves brought home by his younger brother. How could he have a long tail for no reason?

"The little oranges will grow."

Qin Ren suddenly yawned and said, his sister was taken aback for a moment:
"Cheng Siyu? When?"

"Not long ago, didn't she also become a vampire, and then she drank magic blood recently, and she... But she still adapts quite quickly, and her tail is not at all inconsistent, very cute."

"Ha ha."

With the hair tie in her lips, Lu Qing sneered intriguingly while brushing the hair on the back of her head:
"Have you checked?"

"Damn, what is checked or not, checked or not..."

Qin Ren rolled his eyes and yawned falsely:

"She just told me that day, and then I took a look at it for her...Of course, I didn't look at the base of the tail, just the outside part, so I said it's cute."

"Ha ha."

My sister was noncommittal, still hehe.

Anyway, my younger brother is already a scumbag, and Lu Qing doesn't want to find out what kind of tricks a scumbag brother and his sister-in-law will have when they get along in the same company every day. Happening.

Tsk... isn't it a little sick...?
Lu Qing reflected on himself in his heart, and then denied it at the speed of light.

Not really, hum!This is justified revenge!

Thinking back to the years when Cheng Siyun and Qin Ren fooled around when he was a child, now Gu Qing only hopes to let Cheng Siyun feel the emotions he has experienced, intact or even worse.

"correct."

After finishing her hair, my sister suddenly thought of something, and turned her face towards Qin Ren strangely:

"After I fell asleep yesterday, did you and Su Lili..."

"Have."

Qin Ren nodded:

"She wants to eat, so she will come to eat after you or Luo Yao fall asleep every night."

"..."

After hearing this, Gu Qing was silent for a moment, his little nose shrugged, and then he popped out another sentence:
"She... only sucked your blood?"

"Uh-huh."

Qin Ren nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, so Gu Qing didn't say anything.

strangeness…

Then why would she ask for a hint of the obvious other girl's hormones...

Could it be that when the vampires suck blood, they emit hormones...

"Also, I said why it's been a long time since I slept at home on weekends. Did Su Lili cast a spell on me?"

"Yes, but don't worry, her drowsiness magic doesn't have any side effects on the body. On the contrary, just like what you experienced, it can seriously improve the quality of sleep, which is better than the melatonin you take."

Qin Ren still needs to make this point clear to his sister. After all, most people will definitely reject the fact that he was passively enchanted by magic. If his sister doesn't like it, Qin Ren will definitely have a good time with Su Lili Negotiate, do her ideological work, or at worst, change places for dinner when sleeping with Gu Qing in the future.

But what Qin Ren didn't expect was that not only was my sister not so disgusted with this matter, but after thinking for a while, her eyes sparkled seriously:
"Qin Ren, can Su Lili teach me this magic?"

Lu Qing is still a graduate student, and she is an excellent and serious graduate student. She is not the kind of bastard who goes to the laboratory in the morning and goes back to the dormitory to sleep at noon, so high-quality sleep is indeed one of her daily needs.

It's just that Qin Ren can only say that the magic of the blood world can only be used by the two major races of the blood world.

"Oh, okay…"

Lu Qing felt a little regretful, and then remembered the hormonal breath of Su Lili he had smelled.

"Qin Ren."

The keen elder sister thought of some details, and before he got dressed and got up, he solemnly instructed him:
"You must remember that before you allow them to sleep in my room tomorrow, I have to change and wash my things, do you hear me?"

"I heard it, I heard it, and I can't forget it."

"Also, in that wastebasket...inside..."

"Ok?"

Lu Qing suddenly blushed inexplicably, and immediately waved his hand:

"Forget it, I'll handle that myself..."

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After Qin Ren got up, Pixiu was already washing up in the bathroom, but when he saw Qin Ren, he immediately jumped off the small bench, waved the little dinosaur toothbrush in his hand, and opened his mouth, a ring of foam around his mouth splashed Qin Ren face:
"Qin Ren Qin Ren~ brush your teeth~"

"If I didn't come in, wouldn't you just brush it yourself..."

"But here you are."

Lord Shangxian is a spirit beast that lives in the present moment. For such a spirit beast, there are not so many ifs in life.

"Open your mouth." Qin Ren took the toothbrush, the seemingly helpless expression in his eyes was actually more of a faint pampering.

"Ah—~" Luo Yao showed two rows of neat little white teeth.

shhhhhh...

Although it doesn't matter if you brush your teeth by yourself or ask others to help, and it's even more convenient to do it yourself, Qin Ren still finds that the little girl at home seems to like to help her brush her teeth by herself, every time Qin Ren brushes her teeth Sometimes, Luo Yao would enjoy squinting her eyes, her face would be ruddy and powdery, and sometimes she would even hum.

"Well~..."

Like now.

"I say."

So Qin Ren couldn't help but ask:

"Brush your teeth, why are you moaning?"

"Because...it's very...comfortable..."

Luo Yao answered vaguely. As Qin Ren fiddled with the toothbrush in various angles, her hands gradually clenched her nightdress...

"..."

Qin Ren's throat moved when he saw it. If he thought about it carefully, the soft bristles, the girl's clean teeth, the delicate clove...

Not to mention, brushing a girl's teeth seems to be... quite a feeling...

"Okay, okay, wash your face and do it yourself."

Qin Ren felt that he seemed to have opened the door to some new world, so he stopped brushing her after a few perfunctory steps. He went to the kitchen to pour a cup of hot water while she was washing her face, only to find a well-dressed Yu Linger at the door Wearing shoes.

"Baby, do you have an early shift today?"

"Well, it's going to be off at noon."

When Big Snake heard the name "baby", he still had to look around before responding. Although he was a little shy for a while, he was much used to it compared to the beginning. It will also feel sweet.

"Where's Rong'er?" Qin Ren walked over and kissed Big Sheer on the forehead.

"She went grocery shopping."

"Oh? It's so early today?"

"Fortunately, she just went out."

Hearing that the little snake had just left the house, Qin Ren thought that since he had also woken up, he might as well catch up with her and go shopping with her.

So Qin Ren put on his clothes in three steps, brushed his teeth, applied clean water to his face and washed his face, and then hurried to the vegetable market, calculating the speed of the little snake in his heart, and ended up I saw her at the door of the vegetable market.

In fact, you are not the only one, there is a mature wife standing opposite the young married woman, it is Su Yu next door.

The two wives, one big and one small, were talking and laughing. Qin Ren didn't want to disturb them all the way, so he just wanted to get closer silently and say hello.

However, unexpectedly, Qin Ren squeezed through the crowded crowd in the vegetable market, and as soon as he got to the position where he could vaguely hear their conversation, he heard a faint sentence from Su Yu's red lips:
"Yeah, so you're still a couple?"

"..."

Qin Ren's smile that was about to say hello suddenly froze on his face.

It's bad, it must have been the little snake's slip of the tongue, wouldn't it be embarrassing for the brother and sister identities that have been created to the outside world before?

But Qin Ren reacted very quickly, and it happened that taking this opportunity to confess directly was the best way to deal with it, so he came out from the side with a smile, one arm naturally wrapped around Yu Yourong's, and at the same time raised the other. He waved at Su Yu with one hand:
"Sister Su, what a coincidence."

"what…"

It's a bit strange, Su Yu doesn't seem to have the embarrassment that Qin Ren imagined, there is no questioning look of "Didn't you say you were brother and sister before? Why are you now a couple again?" Instead, she showed her signs normally sexual smile:

"Qin Ren, are you here too?"

"Well, there are too many people, you didn't hear me when I greeted you, I just eavesdropped on you for a while, haha..."

Qin Ren laughed, but the little snake gave him a somewhat embarrassed look.

Obviously, she also knew that she accidentally exposed her and Qin Ren's real identities when chatting with Sister Su, and she didn't know how to deal with it, but Qin Ren suddenly appeared.

"Sister Su, I'm sorry, I've misunderstood you before. Yourong and I were not real brothers and sisters, but we were usually called brothers and sisters. In fact, we are just boyfriends and girlfriends... Damn, I thought You knew it all along, but when you happened to eavesdrop, you realized it was a joke..."

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Qin Ren's handling method was actually very straightforward. He deliberately understated the matter, mixed the truth with the false, and turned the "deliberate concealment" into the direction of "misunderstanding". , Su Yu's gaze gradually became suspicious:

"Qin Ren, You Rong, so you... aren't real brothers and sisters?"

"No, uh..."

Qin Ren replied, but immediately noticed a trace of incongruity in Su Yu's words:
"Sister Su, if we are a couple, then naturally we won't be brothers and sisters. Is there... a problem?"

"Eh?"

Su Yu froze for a moment, and then smiled stiffly in obvious panic:
"Ah, yes, no... no problem, just... that's it, on the earth...cough cough...bad! I was confused, indeed, relatives can't be lovers, I really didn't sleep well last night, my brain reacted It's a bit slow..."

"..."

Kinship cannot be a couple...

Why is the taste of these words so weird, a tone like a textbook, shouldn't it be common sense?

(End of this chapter)