No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 295 Sister's "Chewing Gum"
"I feel like I haven't eaten shrimp for a while, bro, how about steaming some for lunch?"

"Okay, but Yourong, I have a question."

"what?"

"Aren't you afraid of creatures with many legs, spiders and crabs...then why aren't you afraid of shrimp?"

"?"

Hearing that the spider and crab were already preparing to cover their ears, Little Snake was startled suddenly:
"Do shrimp...have legs?"

"Tsk, nonsense, what's under his body?"

"Then... aren't those beards..."

The shocked student Yu Yourong's pupils stood up, and he hugged Qin Ren's arm:
"Brother...those are its feet?"

"..."

Qin Ren stared at his watery-eyed little girlfriend, pondered for a moment, then shook his head vigorously:
"no!"

"Eh?"

The little snake was a little confused:
"In the end...isn't it?"

"No, of course not, it's a mustache, I just said it's a foot, just to tease you."

"Stop teasing me in the future!"

The girlfriend began to thump angrily:
"Brother, you are indeed just as the master said, you are a bad person!"

"Well, if it's bad, it's bad, hahaha..."

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In the end, after shopping in the vegetable market, I didn’t find any prawns, but I bought a bag of river prawns. The biggest one was no bigger than Qin Ren’s thumb. It’s impossible to steam this kind of prawns. Let’s make soup, but it’s not as good as the smaller dried shrimps. , but stir-fry a plate with dried chili segments over high heat, it is really crispy and delicious, and it goes with wine and rice.

So Yu Yourong fried a large plate at noon, and also bought a few crucian carps that were as wide as a palm. They originally planned to cook them dry, but Qin Ren stopped them.

"Qing'er, she can't eat this."

"Miss Qing'er? Why?"

"Crucian carp has many spines, Qing'er can't spit spines, like grass carp or crucian carp, every time they spit out a spine, they can spit out two taels of fish meat."

"Shut up! Go away!"

Hearing his younger brother slandering himself in front of his girlfriend, Gu Qing, who has ears and eyesight, immediately ended his observation of the sleeping puppy, stood up from the kennel, hurried to the kitchen door, and sent his younger brother away:
"You, go to the balcony to water, and then feed the ball."

"You don't need to feed Tuantuan, she knows how to eat fish better than you."

"Ha ha."

Gu Qing took a look at him, then closed the kitchen door and got busy with Yu Yourong, preparing to cook crucian carp soup.

……

In Rongcheng, or across the country, there are three most common ways to cook crucian carp, grilled crucian carp, cold crucian carp, and crucian carp soup.

The first two are common in restaurants, and the third is a very common practice.

Crucian carp has many small thorns, and the meat is easy to rot. After taking two or three small crucian carp to make a pot of fresh soup, many people choose to throw away the rotten fish meat directly. In Fox's family, the leftover fish is their exclusive feast.

Yu Yourong cooks crucian carp soup with Qin Renjiao's first-hand secret.

The so-called secret is naturally not the well-known "fry the fish before cooking". Qin Ren's secret is that after the crucian carp soup is cooked, no salt is added, and only a little monosodium glutamate is added. Perfect, and it can still obviously remove the fishy smell and enhance the freshness.

With such a secret, the crucian carp soup cooked by Xiao Snake is naturally as popular as the stir-fried small river prawns. Even Yu Linger, who has always had a small appetite like his apprentice, even drank two small bowls of fish soup after returning from get off work.

What is more surprising is that Paixiu, who devours the world and devours the earth on weekdays, seems interested in the delicious fish soup.

"What? You're still picky eaters?" Qin Ren looked suspiciously at the tall pile of rice in Luoyao's dog bowl.

"Tang Bobo said that picky eating is every child's right." Luo Yao took two mouthfuls of rice to reveal her little face covered by the pile of rice.

"Oh, you're a kid again?"

"Do you have an opinion?"

Whether Luo Yao is a child or not depends on Luo Yao's needs. This is nothing new. Hasn't Qin Ren remembered it after so long?Does he still care about Yaoyao, does he still like Yaoyao the most?
But after Qin Ren's questioning, Luo Yao still picked up the small spoon and drank a couple of sips, then put down the spoon and shook her head again and again:

"No, still no."

"What doesn't work?"

"Fish soup or something... It's always easy to think of bath water for small fish and big fish."

"..."

Pixiu murmured a random thought, which directly silenced the four people on the table, and Master Shangxian unconsciously took the opportunity to show off the small half plate of river prawns.

……

After eating, Qin Ren patted the cat, dog, and Qing'er, and after spending time with the little snake and the big snake, he always felt a bit muddled. In the end, he couldn't help but envy Zhou Chi who was still working overtime at the company today, so he made a phone call to harass him. Zhou Chi spent the last leisurely afternoon of the weekend with a playful smile amidst bursts of swearing.

It seemed to be a peaceful Sunday, but at night, moths suddenly appeared again.

……

"what happened?"

"Huh? It's nothing... It seems that there is something..."

It was already time for the Vampire Princess to finish her dinner and get ready to fall asleep. Before turning off the lights, Su Lili, who was nestled in Qin Ren's arms, suddenly frowned:
"It seems that there is something...a little pain..."

"Broken?"

Qin Ren's eyes slowly moved down:

"The magic ring?"

"Oh, not that one!"

The blood-sucking princess blushed, lowered her heart and put her legs together again, wanting to hug the bastard for the first time, but a little... a little reluctant to let go of the arms around his neck, so she had to let it go.

"Hey, don't turn off the lights yet, I'm asking you."

"what?"

"It's about your sister-in-law's long tail. Why did you tell me tonight?"

"Ham, it's not a big deal, it just happened to be remembered tonight... Anyway, it's okay to hide it from you on purpose, it's just a long tail, it's normal for you blood race, why did I deliberately hide it from you? Is there a motive?"

"Tch, who knows..."

Su Lili muttered and stopped talking. After a while, she raised her little feet slightly, curled her toes like toffee, and poked Qin Ren's thigh:
"Then let me ask you another question..."

"Ask."

"It's...that's..."

Su Lili suddenly twitched, squeaked for a long time before whispering:
"Her tail... compared to mine, how...how is it..."

"How about it?"

Qin Ren didn't quite understand:
"How about what?"

"Oh, it's..."

Su Lili's ears gradually became as red as her eyes:
"Her tail...does it look good..."

"It's pretty."

"..."

Feeling that Su Lili, who was hugging her arms back and forth, suddenly stopped moving, Qin Ren suddenly came to his senses:
"But! Compared with yours, your tail is more beautiful."

"cut…"

Seeing Qin Ren interacting with so many girls every day, Su Lili herself has learned a lot, and didn't believe his nonsense for the first time:

"When you are in front of her, you will say that she looks better, right?"

"No no no..."

Qin Ren shook his head, refusing to answer the question directly, but said:

"I promise, Siyu won't ask me whose tail looks better."

"..."

Even if he can fool you, the vampire girl will not pursue this anymore, and continue to ask:

"Then the tip of her tail, is it soft..."

"Uh…"

To be honest, Qin Ren didn't know how to answer this question.

Just imagine, if it was his girlfriend who asked him if a certain woman had a big heart, then Qin Ren would definitely answer decisively, no.

But the tail... Where is the standard of good or bad?
Is the tip of the tail soft or something... For the aesthetics of the blood race, is it better to have a soft tail or a harder tail?

Qin Ren really didn't understand, so he could only answer based on his feeling:
"Soft, but your tail is softer."

"..."

Fortunately, seeing Su Lili's tail lifted slightly, it should be the correct answer.

"Then, is her tail long?"

"Long, but yours is longer!"

"Is it uniform in thickness?"

"Even, but yours is more even!"

"Is it smooth?"

"Smooth, but yours is smoother!"

……

Qin Ren gradually mastered the technique, and Su Lili's tail gradually rose from a slight lift at the beginning, and finally waved in the air without any concealment.

"Then...the last question..."

Su Lili suddenly thought of a question on a whim. Her hot face was buried on Qin Ren's shoulder, and her heart beat faster:
"Her tail is so...is it fun..."

"Not fun."

The vampire girl had to muster up a little courage to ask this question, but Qin Ren answered the most straightforward one:
"I haven't played with her tail at all, so, Lily, yours is the most…"

"I know, I know! You...you don't need to say it."

Su Lili blocked Qin Ren's mouth in fear that she would ask such a strange question, but she also got a very satisfactory answer.

"Turn off the lights."

"Ah."

However, as soon as the lights were turned off, Su Lili let out another sigh.

"What's wrong?"

Qin Ren turned off the light again, and saw Su Lili shrinking her neck:

"Sure enough, there is still something itchy on the back of my neck."

Behind Su Lili's neck were her sleeping sister and her pillow. Under the pillow was a pair of pants that my sister just replaced today and forgot to put in the laundry basket. So even though Qin Ren couldn't see clearly, he still guessed reasonably:

"Did some button on your trousers scratch you?"

"It's pants, but not the buttons...it looks like something in the bag..."

Su Lili tried her best to turn her neck to check the situation, but her hands still refused to let go of Qin Ren's neck. Something came out of his trouser pocket.

"Uh huh, huh huh huh? (Qin Ren, what is this?)"

"..."

Qin Ren looked at Su Lili's clear and pure eyes, and the small square tablet with the word [0.01] dangling between her tender lips, and his mood fell into complicated ups and downs.

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(End of this chapter)