No one knows monsters better than me

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"Qin Ren, Qin Ren..."

"Woo... little Pixiu..."

"..."

On Saturday morning, Gu Qing was originally awakened by the aroma of black sesame soy milk in the living room, but after pushing someone beside him, his drowsy little head became a little more awake.

"...Small fragrant and soft...hehe..."

"..."

This trotter!It's so delicious to have a perverted dream!

Obviously the two of you were so caring last night, but in the end...

Lu Qing's lips parted slightly, he raised his fingertips to touch it lightly, his mouth was slightly filled with cloves, a burst of embarrassment filled his heart with a touch of sweetness, and immediately turned into a cloud of powder that floated across his cheeks , and then disappeared quickly, looking at Qin Ren with a stretched face, his exquisite eyebrows and eyes quickly returned to their former coolness:

"Pig head! Get up!"

The ears were twisted into the shape of death, Qin Ren immediately sat up with grinning teeth, and subconsciously looked around after seeing Gu Qing, then wiped the corners of his mouth vigilantly:

"What's wrong ma'am?"

"Sister, sister!"

"?"

What is this saying?Sister you sister?Is it sister or sister?Big and small oranges fit together, right?
A mess of things flashed through his mind, and Qin Ren's knee was kicked by Gu Qing again:
"Still not getting up? Do you want to stay in the dream forever?"

Dream…

After Qin Ren's tactics, he looked up suddenly:

"Oh! Yes, I dreamed..."

"Luo Yao, right?"

"Uh…"

It seems that he not only talked in his sleep, but also spoke more specifically, blocking back what Qin Ren was about to make up.

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Alas, since a certain spirit beast infected him with sleep talking, Qin Ren felt that it was not very convenient for him to sleep with other girls, even though compared with Luo Yao, Qin Ren's sleep talk was rare and only occasionally Say it once, but this occasional, I can't stand it. Now there are more and more girls around me who want to sleep together.

In the beginning, I only slept with Gu Qing on weekends, but now I have to sleep with Xiao Snake every time I convert the magic blood.Qin Ren is a man with vision, so if he looks into the future, he will definitely sleep with Big Snake and Cheng Zi who has returned home...

The so-called embankment of a thousand miles is destroyed by an ant nest, and three thousand weak waters are destroyed by a scoop.

From now on, as the frequency of sleeping with the girls increased, and the staff became complicated, Qin Ren's occasional sleep conversations would cause all kinds of troubles.

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Of course, it's all for later. After all, Qin Ren has nothing to do about this kind of thing, so he can only take one step at a time.

As for now, since my sister guessed from her sleep that it was related to Luo Yao, Qin Ren admitted with a smile:

"I didn't sleep well, I dreamed of Luo Yao for some reason."

"What did you dream about her?"

"That's nothing, it's just nonsense, as usual."

"Pooh!"

Gu Qing gave Qin Ren a white look, and then imitated his appearance in the dream just now:
"Little Pixiu...hehe...huh, Qin Ren really has you, is he getting more and more perverted?"

"How can I? It's because your imitation is too perverted, okay..."

Qin Ren couldn't hold back his old face: ...

"And the little Pixiu I'm talking about...I dreamed about Luo Yao's spirit beast form."

"Spirit beast form?"

"Well, I think about it every day and dream at night. I have never seen Luoyao's body before, so I imagined a bunch of little Pixiu's bodies in a dream, surrounded by me on a piece of green grass. Beep..."

Qin Ren made gestures, not to mention, and aroused his sister's interest.

"Ehhhh..."

Her eyes lit up, she wrapped her thin cotton nightgown with a quilt, and moved to Qin Ren's side:

"Then the little Pixiu you dreamed about, what does it look like?"

"Um…"

"Don't say you don't remember."

"Hush... don't talk, let me think about it."

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Generally speaking, people have the clearest memory of their dreams when they just wake up, and the more lucid they are after waking up, the faster they forget their dreams. The dizzy feeling of the previous moment, squinting, hands dancing in the air like zombies.

"Yeah...you...what are you doing!..."

"?"

Something seemed to slip over her finger, like a branch of fragrant plum trembling slightly, Gu Qing's face became hot, and before Qin Ren's eyes opened, he spat at him tenderly:

"Let you think about the appearance of Pixiu, are you trying to touch an elephant?"

"Oh, I'm not thinking about it, sister, don't be surprised."

What kind of blind man touches an elephant... Qin Ren can be sure that the touch of his fingertips just now is definitely not an elephant, even if it is, it is not an elephant with rough skin and thick flesh, it should be a soft and soft little white elephant...

"Oh! I remember!"

Thinking of the little white elephant, Qin Ren's narrowed eyes suddenly opened:
"Those little Pixiu in my dream are like lumps of dough, or snowballs, or dandelions, but they are as big as balls, fluffy, fragrant, rolling around me. ..."

"what…"

The elder sister's eyes sparkled when she heard it, and she felt that the little Pixiu in the younger brother's dream looked very cute.

Uh... no wonder he said something about the little fragrant soft...

"and then?"

"Then...um...then the group of little Pixiu started to be like mad dogs released from a hungry cage. They started to eat whatever they saw, butterflies and bees, and then they ate up all the grass under our feet..."

"..."

The original cute dream seems to have suddenly become crazy...or...reasonable?

"In the end? They won't eat you, will they?"

Thinking of the potentially bloody scene, my sister frowned slightly.

"That's not it."

Qin Ren shook his head:
"They're all a bunch of little Pixiu, so they grow up and become Luoyao after eating."

"Ah? Then you are not more dangerous?"

"No, no, if you become Luo Yao, you will have wisdom, so they didn't eat me, they treated me...very good...um..."

In the subsequent dream, Qin Ren excused that he had forgotten, but in fact, it was the most impressive part of the dream.

It's just that Qin Ren couldn't confess because of his face.

After all, no matter how thick-skinned Qin Ren was, he was too embarrassed to tell his sister about dreaming of a group of beautiful little girls playing with his feet. …

What's more, the gameplay in the dream is still so rich...

What kind of cotton socks, stockings, foot socks, stockings, short socks, pantyhose, bare feet boat socks and fishnet socks... In the dream, besides all kinds of exquisite accessories to decorate those soft and tender little feet, the specific way to play It's also fancy, including Qin Ren's subconsciously favorite "stepping on a sewing machine" or something...

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It's a pity that the fantasy in the dream is a fantasy after all.

It wasn't that Qin Ren felt sorry, but that his sister Gu Qing felt sorry.

It would be nice if Luoyao's real body could be seen in reality, and it was as cute as his younger brother's dream. Wouldn't it be more healing to move that kind of soft and sticky little furball from another world?Fresher?

However, this can only be thought about. The Lord Shangxian at home has said a long time ago that a 321-year-old Pixiu is as big as several buses, not to mention that there is not enough aura on the earth to make Luoyao change. Once the main body, even if it is transformed, the house will explode.

"what?"

However, Gu Qing suddenly thought that although he and Qin Ren had never seen Luo Yao's real body, the two snakes had. Why don't you ask them?
So, during breakfast, Gu Qing directly asked this question.

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"The main body..."

Yu Ling'er and Yu Yourong's master and apprentice raised their chins slightly at the same time and thought for a while, before they were ready to speak, the sound of someone knocking on the dog bowl was heard next to them.

"You are not allowed to talk about big fish and small fish, and you are not allowed to ask Gu Qing."

"As for what, why are you so mysterious... Open your mouth, ah."

"Ah--"

Qin Ren fed a big mouthful of mashed potatoes to temporarily cover the little girl's mouth, and then joined the topic.

"In terms of Yaoyao's body, I remember that she has horns anyway. I remember complaining about her when she first arrived, saying that after she transformed into a human form, the beautiful horns on her head disappeared."

"Ah? So Pixiu has horns..."

Lu Qing was a little surprised, the first feature he knew in reality seemed to be quite different from what Qin Ren imagined in his dream.

But soon, Qin Ren's statement was denied by the little snake, and then deciphered the truth:

"Pixiu has horns, but it takes a certain amount of self-cultivation to grow horns. When Yaoyao was in Liuyun Sect, she just liked to install a pair of fake horns made of bamboo shoots for herself."

"Little fish! I told you not to..."

"Hey, open your mouth, ah."

"Ah--"

Qin Ren fed another siu mai, and then motioned for You Rong to continue talking.

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"Pixiu is a spirit beast, and spirit beasts are rare in the Ten Thousand Monsters Continent. For example, no one has ever seen Yaoyao's biological parents. Therefore, some records about Pixiu are mostly found in ancient books..."

It's been a long time since I brought up something from another world, Xiao Snake said it seriously, and my sister Gu Qing also listened very seriously.

"...There is a cloud in ancient books, the male is called Pixiu, the first has two horns, which is called to ward off evil spirits; the female is called pixiu, and the forehead has a single horn, which is called Tianlu."

Speaking of this, Yu Ling'er suddenly tugged on her apprentice's sleeve to interrupt her, and then gave Qin Ren a look.

Qin Ren understood, and picked up two more shrimp dumplings, two shiitake mushroom buns, and one siu mai from the plate, and put them into Luo Yao's dog bowl. …

Then, taking advantage of Pixiu's face being filled with happiness, Yu Ling'er beckoned, put the other people's heads together, and continued the disciple's words in a low voice:

"Luoyao has been in Liuyunzong for a while, and she misses her parents very much... No, only those who have met their parents are eligible to miss her. She can only say that it is... fantasy... Anyway, after learning that her parents have horns on their heads Afterwards, she made herself a top of the forehead every day, but..."

Yu Linger suddenly hesitated to speak, Qin Ren and Gu Qing both frowned and asked in unison:

"but what?"

"But at that time, there were a few ignorant young outer disciples in the sect."

The little snake took the words and sighed softly:
"According to human standards, it is the kind of doll who is five or six years old, similar to Tang Bobo. At that time, after seeing two 'strange things' suddenly appeared on Yaoyao's head, he... used some spells he had just learned to bully her. She... or just took advantage of Yaoyao's sleep, and hit her with a stone... from above her..."

Snapped!
The already suppressed punch finally hit the table in a moderate manner. Qin Ren pursed his mouth tightly and did not say anything, but the others could all see distress and anger in his eyes.

It's just that the matter is over and it happened in another world, so what can I do? The elder sister, who was also distressed and angry, looked at her younger brother's side face, and could only quietly reach out and squeeze Qin Ren's wrist for a little comfort.

"However, it's a good thing. Later, the master just came back from the kitchen to steal some snacks. He happened to meet those outer disciples who bullied Yaoyao. At that time, he just slapped his palms."

"Yeah!" Yu Linger also nodded, "I was lucky at the time, because I was afraid of being caught by Rong'er and spanking, so I was very careful when I walked and didn't make any noise, otherwise I wouldn't have caught those bad guys!"

"..."

Although both master and apprentice spoke seriously, Qin Ren's eyelids twitched when he heard some intriguing details.

But Qin Ren was more concerned about the fate of those disciples than complaining.

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"I think... it's a bit light to hit the palm of your hand, if I'm sure it won't stop."

This is the end of Qin Ren's words. After all, I don't know much about other people's world, sect, or rules. If I arbitrarily follow some conventional moral values, I will go over old accounts and question my girlfriend's decision as the suzerain , It is true that there is some God's perspective.

This point can be regarded as the experience Qin Ren learned when he was an exorcist. As the saying goes, "Exorcism is not about fighting and killing, but exorcism is about the world."

Gu Qing also agreed with his younger brother's words.

She also felt that the palm of her hand was a little light, because according to her understanding, when Luo Yao was still a mount, Yu Ling'er had always been very good to her, so if Gu Qing replaced Yu Ling'er, it would definitely not just take those few It's fine if a disciple hits the palm of his hand.

It's just that she also has the same concerns as her brother, so she didn't express her opinion.

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However, to the surprise of both siblings, when Qin Ren said that Yu Linger's punishment for "slapping the palm" was too light, Little Snake was the first to object:

"Brother, Sister Qing'er, you don't know that Liuyunzong's palm-slapping is not the kind of palm-slapping on Earth."...

"?"

The siblings were puzzled, and Yu Linger also helped explain:

"The so-called slapping the palm is to hit the hand first and the heart second. The thug is to make people not commit crimes again, and the heart is to make people reflect."

"Correct."

Yu Yourong made a gesture:
"Specifically, it is to use a dragon-scale whip left by the ancestor of the snake clan to beat his hands and chest until he hits the ground."

"Wait...wait a while!"

Qin Ren stared:
"Falling... landing? What landing?"

"Wait for someone to land."

The little snake blinked her clear and pure eyes:

"Because the palms are beaten by hanging up. When the rope tied to the hand is broken and the person falls to the ground, the punishment is over."

"..."

This shit is called playing the palm?
After listening to the explanation of the two snakes, the throats of the siblings moved slightly, and they suddenly felt that the "too light" they thought before was really...

"Then... with this style of play, are those outer disciples just... disabled?"

"No, the Dragon Scale Whip is a magic weapon left by our ancestors. If you hit outsiders, your skin will be torn apart, but hitting snakes will not hurt the flesh. Even if the rope is broken, it will only double the corresponding pain. return."

"..."

Qin Renxin said, good guy, for inventing this kind of magic weapon, the ancestor of the snake tribe probably has some special hobbies...

Thinking of this, Qin Ren looked at Yu Ling'er thoughtfully:
"Linger."

"Ok?"

"Is palm hitting very common in Liuyunzong?"

"Generally, anyway, if a disciple makes a big mistake, he will be beaten on the palm. This is also the rule I set after I became the suzerain. The purpose is to rectify the unhealthy trends in the sect, such as bullying Yaoyao!"

The suzerain said righteously, but Qin Ren couldn't figure it out:

"That is to say, you are the only one who beats others in the sect, and no one else beats you?"

Yu Ling'er's beautiful eyes looked away guiltily:

"That's natural. I'm the master of a sect. Even if I make a big mistake occasionally, who will hit my palm..."

"Ah…"

"Sin... Sinister! What are you doing?"

"It's nothing, I just remembered happy things."

"..."

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Some things, everything goes without saying.

Qin Ren more or less figured it out.

No wonder I always bully Baby Linger, and Baby Linger always looks like he likes being bullied... It seems that tracing the root cause may be due to Yourong...

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"Then what, are we off topic?"

At this time, Gu Qing interjected and whispered:

"So what is Yaoyao's body like?"

"First of all, she has no horns."

"Hmm, then what?"

"Then it's a little fluffy, a little chubby, and the fur is white, the kind of white..."

Little Snake narrated while reminiscing, but when it came to fur color, Yu Linger shook her head to remind her:
"Rong'er, have you forgotten, Yaoyao is not pure white."

"Oh yes, to be precise, she's mostly white, but the eyes and... woo? woo!  …"

Yu Yourong raised his hands to make circles, put them on his eyes just now and wanted to continue talking, but Pixiu on the other side had already cleaned up the dog bowl and drank a large glass of Coke, and noticed the The other people were discussing the topic, so he jumped off the chair and ran over dutifully, stretching out his hands and covering Yu Yourong's mouth. …

"If you talk about this again, I will ignore all of you again."

"impossible."

Qin Ren lifted her into his arms and laughed at her:

"Just ignore it? You can't do it."

Seems to be true, Pai Yao thought about it, then changed his words:

"Then I will never talk to anyone other than Qin Ren."

"..."

This time it was Qin Ren's turn to think about it, and then he didn't dare to laugh at her, so he curled his lips at Big Snake and his sister:

"Then treat this as the second unsolved mystery in the family. It's also quite interesting. We won't pursue the specifics. Maybe the truth will surface naturally one day? How about it?"

The first unsolved mystery is also related to Luo Yao. Qin Ren has never had the opportunity to break open the rumors that Pixiu can only swallow to prove the truth. He can only be a "Schrödinger". It became "Schrödinger's cat".

Now there is a second unsolved mystery, which is Luo Yao's body.

Lu Qing looked at the lovely Lord Spirit Beast in his younger brother's arms, and finally nodded with some regret:
"It's okay, Luo Yao really doesn't want to mention it."

Since the siblings didn't care anymore, the big and small snakes naturally laughed it off, and continued to eat and chat as they should, and the Qin family's ordinary weekend began again.

The only thing that was different was that when Tang Bobo came to play in the afternoon, Qin Ren looked at Luo Yao who was having a great time serving tea and water, and those outer disciples who were bullying Luo Yao and who were the same age as Tang Bobo flashed through his mind , suddenly understood why Luo Yao always "repelled" this five or six-year-old little girl in words, and at the same time understood why Luo Yao would be friends with her.

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"Ouch!"

"what happened?"

"It's okay, the hot water is scalding your hands~"

"Show me."

"Don't be afraid, Yaoyao, watch me show you a dragon sucking water."

"Stupid...give me your hand."

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Lord Shangxian pinched the stupid child's little hand with his little hand, puffing his cheeks and whistling. Qin Ren sat at the computer desk and watched this scene silently, with a faint smile on his lips.

Tang Bobo, thank you.

Yao, congratulations.