No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 300 The small bag on the top of the head
"Hey hey hey~"

"Cheng Siyu, you are not ordered to chat with me again, are you?"

"Hmph, brother-in-law, what do you mean...then if you don't want to talk to me, just say so now, and I'll just hang up..."

"Tsk, what are you talking about?"

Qin Ren frowned:

"If you hang up or not, hurry up and pooh three times."

"Hee hee, brother-in-law, when did you believe in such things?"

"Hurry up, be obedient, don't be joking..."

"Bah bah bah."

Xiao Chengzi poohed three times. Listening to Qin Ren, he somehow felt a bit like a kitten spitting milk...

But a girl as cute as her is cute in everything she does. Qin Ren could imagine her slightly sticking out her little tongue through the screen, and his mind flickered, and he suddenly missed her a little during this leisurely weekend. up.

To be reasonable, Qin Ren would take the initiative to miss his sister-in-law, which is a rare thing, or even never happened.

Combined with many things that have happened recently, Qin Ren has to admit that after he retired from the profession of exorcist, his state of mind has really changed more and more...

"what?"

Suddenly, a loud voice from the receiver caught Qin Ren's attention:

"Are you outside right now?"

"Ah... well, I'm in the doctor..."

"?"

"I'm... at the gate of No. [-] Middle School, passing by. There are many students, hehe..."

"Hey, what are you, No. [-] Middle School? Where are there so many students on Saturday?"

Qin Ren stopped what he was doing, put Pixiu's little feet aside, sat up straight, and lowered his voice slightly:
"Cheng Siyu, what are you doing in the hospital again?"

"Oh, it's nothing..."

Cheng Siyu was a little frustrated, even though he was full of reactions, he still found out.

From becoming a vampire at the beginning, to having a headache and asking for leave to see a doctor, Cheng Siyu really doesn't want her brother-in-law to worry about herself anymore, although...

Although I really like the way he is worried about me, I like this kind of care that only my sister could enjoy before...

But it's too selfish to patronize her own feelings, so if possible, she still hopes that her brother-in-law will not know about her going to the hospital.

"First of all, brother-in-law, I am not sick or uncomfortable."

Now that he already knew, Xiao Chengzi still had to confess:
"I'm just here for a review today."

"Recheck?"

"Hmm, didn't I just have a headache before, I went to check and found nothing, and then you said that I hit the head of the bed in a dream at night."

"That's what you said yourself, I'm just reminding you."

"I know, I know. In short, the doctor asked me to go see it later. I didn't plan to go, but today I am free, so I still came."

……

Although the fact that my sister-in-law had a headache was not a big deal, Qin Ren still had an impression. After all, after that incident, my sister-in-law had a long tail.

"Then did your head hurt again today?"

"No, that's right...Although it doesn't hurt, it seems that it was knocked down while dreaming again, and it feels like a small bag."

As she said that, there was a rustling sound from the phone. It should be that Xiao Chengzi was touching the small bag.

"Yes, there are indeed, one on the left and one on the right, and it's different from last time, it doesn't hurt at all when you press it."

"That…"

Qin Ren paused:
"what did the doctor say?"

"The doctor's sister just checked me, and it was determined that it was edema or that I hit the bed again. Anyway, everything is normal."

"..."

This is the second time, Qin Ren felt like laughing when he heard the word "bump into the bed", and couldn't help thinking that one day Xiao Chengzi suddenly woke up from beside him, and then he groaned stupidly. Said, brother-in-law, I bumped my head.

Tsk tsk, this picture, just thinking about it, makes people laugh...

Ok?
No no no.

God damn it woke up from beside me...

This imagining seems a little inappropriate. Qin Ren called out his guilt in his heart, abandoned his wild thoughts, and continued to ask:

"Is it gone now?"

"No... But the two small bags are covered by the hair, so it should be hard to see. Wait for brother-in-law Ha, I'll give you a photo."

Ding-dong-

The photo was sent, Qin Ren glanced at it, and choked on a mouthful of tea.

"Cough, cough, cough!"

Qin Ren looked around guiltily, and frantically zoomed out the full-screen photo.

"What's the matter, brother-in-law~?"

"..."

This guy is definitely asking the question knowingly. He said he was looking at the small bag on his head, but it turned out to be a complete overlooking angle. The sister-in-law in the photo is obviously holding her mobile phone high, and a baseball jacket is loosely slung on her shoulders, revealing the inside A gray sports vest.

What is looser than the jacket is the neckline of this vest, which is wide open, hanging very low, and with a high angle...

……

For a moment, Qin Ren felt like a hungry giant panda, climbing on the top of a tall tree, looking down at the two pure white spring bamboo shoots on the ground, especially the tenderest tip of the bamboo shoots looming, which made him even more excited. He was so excited that he almost fell headfirst and hugged and gnawed.

……

"Hello? Hey, hey? Brother-in-law~?"

"Cough! Cheng Siyu, can you take a good picture? Let you take a picture of your forehead. Why don't you go to the bathroom to take pictures?"

"It's a private activity for girls to take pictures, what's wrong with going to the bathroom?"

Cheng Siyu said, her honest tone suddenly changed, and she could hear her playfulness like a little fox through the phone:

"Anyway, I took a good picture, brother-in-law... did you take a good look~?"

"I... I can't see it... Cough, my network is not good, so I didn't see it clearly."

Qin Ren said perfunctorily, while long-pressing the screen and clicking twice randomly:

"Then what, send another picture and take a clearer picture."

"Hmm, do you still want to see the small bag?"

"nonsense…"

Qin Ren muttered, then realized something, and immediately added:
"Slap on the head!"

"Oh, I should have said it earlier... I'll take another shot..."

"..."

on purpose!Absolutely on purpose!
Although Qin Ren was used to being teased by his sister-in-law since he was a child, it seems that this kind of thing is going too far today.

Lu Shuren once said: "Sister-in-law or something, you probably can't get used to it."

So Qin Ren silently planned to take revenge with her tail when she went to work on Monday...

Ding-dong-

A new photo was sent, this time the small bag is on the head, Cheng Siyu tried his best to remove the hair there, Qin Ren couldn't see clearly, he could only judge from her fingers, the small bag was not on the forehead, but on both sides of the top of the head , about where the top of the ear faces.

"It's right here, one on each side. It's bumpy, but it doesn't hurt anymore."

"It might really be edema."

"Anyway, there's nothing worth worrying about. I've had my brain checked, and the CT is still there. I'm pretty healthy."

"Well, it's fine."

……

No matter what, Qin Ren silently prayed in his heart not to appear a third time in the future. The first two times could be said to be due to edema or hitting the head of the bed in a dream, but it would not be funny if there was a third time. Qin Ren must be worried that the hospital couldn't find anything.

After that, I chatted casually with my sister-in-law for a while, and it was getting late. Two or three beautiful figures came and went in the kitchen, and the sound of pots and pans began to sound.

Tang Bobo was also taken home by Su Yu, and Luo Yao was left alone, still lying on the sofa poking the tablet, her two slender calves wrapped in pure white pantyhose cocked left and right. Swinging unsteadily in mid-air, a light blue long-sleeved shirt on his body just covered his small buttocks, Qin Ren tilted his head intentionally or unintentionally...

"..."

Okay, another small bag...

I saw too many small bags today, Qin Ren shook his head to divert his attention, and reached out to press down her restless delicate little feet:
"Stop playing, go wash your hands and prepare to eat."

"It's still early, wait until I'm fishing for the moon in the sea."

Sea fishing?

Qin Ren was taken aback for a moment, and leaned over to take a look, amused:

"When did you know how to play mahjong?"

"This seat learns things quickly."

"Then what is this?"

Qin Ren pointed his finger at the [Housekeeping] button that lit up in the lower right corner of the screen, Pixiu suddenly became a little annoyed, his face flushed, and he ate Qin Ren's finger with one bite.

"All right, all right, keep playing, you can't afford to provoke me..."

It was indeed a while before the meal was ready, so Qin Ren still picked up the remote control and continued to enjoy classic old movies, but after watching for a while, suddenly a puff of black smoke rose up beside him without warning, which startled Qin Ren:
"Li...Lily?"

"Why, can't I show up..."

The red-eyed little loli in a black bikini squatted aside with her knees hugged, squinted at Qin Ren, and leaned lightly towards his arm with her boneless body, then pulled a small blanket beside her and covered it On two people.

"Enough sleep, let's watch TV for a while."

Just like the night before, since that time, the warm feeling of two people watching TV together like this has actually been lingering in Su Lili's mind. Until now, it feels that the atmosphere is very good in all aspects. Everyone I knew knew each other, and I just didn't meet Gu Qing face to face. The time and place were right, so Su Lili decided to take the initiative to reminisce about the feelings of that day.

"What are you looking at?"

"Movie, Alien vs. Predator."

"Does it look good?"

"It's nice, but maybe a little scary."

"cut…"

Su Lili dismisses the "terror" in the mouth of humans, after all, the blood race itself is also "terror" in the mouth of humans.

So she quietly started to watch with Qin Ren. Qin Ren didn't have any objections, but because of the sudden incident, she slowly turned her head to look at Luo Yao on the left in embarrassment.

It just so happened that Luo Yao had already sat up, holding the tablet with both hands, staring at Qin Ren's direction expressionlessly.

To be precise, it was staring at Su Lili.

(End of this chapter)