No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 31 Divorce

Two cups of bamboo leaf green drink from green to colorless.

Luo Yao didn't know what Qin Ren and the wild woman talked about in the living room, but after the chat, Qin Ren officially announced that Yu Yourong, a girl from the snake tribe who cultivated immortals, would stay at home temporarily.

"Hmph, why stay temporarily, just refuse to leave..."

"Meow…"

For this, a certain Pixiu, who had been mentally prepared for a long time, teamed up with the local aborigines and expressed their dissatisfaction to Qin Ren to a certain extent.

The main expressions are, crazily eating small dried fish, and not letting Qin Ren hug him when he sleeps at night.

The former is easier to suppress. Qin Ren emptied the box that usually contained small dried fish, put it in a plastic bag and hid it, and Tuantuan put his claws into the box as usual, and after checking that the amount of the fish was zero, he was shocked. He took the initiative to flatter and beg for sex, and exchanged his body for the freedom of Xiaoyugan.

The latter is more troublesome. The air conditioner at home has been broken and has not been repaired. This summer, Qin Ren has relied on Luoyao to cool down and avoid the heat. As a result, this guy keeps pushing and pedaling at night, just to keep Qin Ren from touching her.

"This seat needs a cooling-off period."

After reading a certain piece of news, she said this, and after a short cooling-off period of only about 15 minutes, she took an A4 letter with some words written crookedly, and placed it on the coffee table with a "slap":
"Qin Ren, sign."

"Do you know what a signature is?"

Sitting on the sofa, Qin Ren picked up the paper while serving tea:

"What is this..."

"divorce agreement."

"puff--"

Qin Ren sprayed the paper with a sip of tea at that time, Luo Yao glanced at it in disgust, turned around and went back to write a new copy, but Qin Ren grabbed his little hand:

"This unlucky child is going day by day... Who are you going to leave with?
"With you."

"Divorce requires marriage first. When did I marry you?"

Luo Yao looked at the sky and blinked. It turned out that she had to get married first, and this was never shown on TV...

"Then you marry me now, and we will leave again. After the divorce is over, you will never hug me for the rest of your life, and you will be able to hug me."

Qin Ren glanced at JK who was standing on the balcony thinking about snake life, turned around and pulled the silly little thing into his arms, pinching her little face:

"Although she is a snake, her body temperature is the same as that of a normal person. She is not cool at all. Why should I hug her?"

"Oh."

Luo Yao said "Oh" expressionlessly.

So Qin Ren is only interested in her body? It seems that this kind of person is called a scumbag on earth.

Being gently hugged by a scumbag man will make the little girl feel at ease, Luo Yao's mood calmed down, and she didn't mention the divorce, Qin Ren continued to explain to her:

"It's a temporary stay. During the temporary stay, she will find her master. Her master has treasures that can be exchanged for money. When the time comes, she will leave and choose another blessed place to take root."

"Then what if she has the cheek to rely on you..." Luo Yao was a little worried.

"You were not thick-skinned when you relied on me?" Qin Ren scratched her nose with a smile.

"This seat is different."

Luo Yao didn't know exactly what was different. In short, Luo Yao could rely on Qin Ren, but others could not.

No reason.

Youdao is the day of June, the face of the little girl.

After sitting on Qin Ren's lap for a while, Luo Yao's mood eased a little.

"Qin Ren..."

She glanced at Yu Yourong on the balcony, put her slender arms around Qin Ren's neck, and said softly:

"Can you coax me for a while..."

"How to coax?"

"Just... a compliment."

The little girl was a little shy, staring at the floor erratically:

"For example, I've been washing the dishes for you all the time, I'm not picky when I eat, and I let you hug me when I sleep... In short, I'm very obedient, or something..."

"Ha ha ha ha…"

Qin Ren couldn't hold back his laughter.

"Do not laugh!"

Luo Yao blushed furiously. Didn't anyone tell Qin Ren that spirit beasts need to be coaxed like this when their mood is about to improve?
"You're fine not to coax, but you're not allowed to laugh! If you laugh again, I'll... continue to divorce you!"

"Okay, leave as soon as you leave, and separate after leaving, I will live with the fish comfortably."

"?"

Luo Yao was taken aback:
"What about this seat?"

"You can find another place to find a way. By the way, you can ask Tang Bobo next door if he will take you in."

After Luo Yao listened, she stared in embarrassment for a while, and then rubbed the divorce agreement she wrote into the trash can.

"Not leaving?"

"Ah."

She gave a muffled "hmm":
"Wait until it's over."

"Fuck off."

Qin Ren wanted to laugh again, and tapped her smooth forehead:
"Aren't you ashamed to marry and get divorced like others before your kid's hair grows?"

"..."

Luo Yao was not shy at first, but she didn't expect to need long hair to get married. She blushed immediately, lowered her head, and sat in Qin Ren's arms, wagging her fingers carelessly, and stopped talking.

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"How is it? Is it fresh?"

After sending Pixiu back to the room, Qin Ren came to the side of the JK girl on the balcony.

"Very different."

Yu Yourong looked at the sky:

"I miss Master."

"Understand, the more unfamiliar the environment, the more eager for the company of familiar people."

Qin Ren comforted her:
"Don't worry, since the spiritual consciousness in the Zongmen Token is stable, and your master is good at swordsmanship, it is not so easy to be in danger in our land. As I said just now, I will contact some old friends I met before exorcising demons. , help you find out the whereabouts of your master."

Yu Yourong nodded slightly when she heard the words, glanced at Qin Ren's side face from the corner of her eye, and said hesitantly:

"You took me in and helped me find my master. How should I thank you?"

"you are welcome."

But it's not all thanks, Qin Ren's eyes lit up and he coughed twice:

"Cough... If you have to feel sorry for Miss Yu, can you show some more... the talents of the snake clan?"

talent?

Yu Yourong tilted his head, and the ponytail behind his head followed suit.

"For example, your tongue is very powerful in my opinion, is there anything else?"

It's no wonder that Qin Ren was curious. Although he had encountered many strange things when exorcising demons, after all, the demon descendants were not the ancestors of the demons they used to be. I've never seen a human being.

"I see."

Student Yu Yourong didn't hesitate to hear the words, grabbed the hem of the school uniform with both hands and lifted it lightly, revealing a slender waist like a willow.

This is the authentic snake waist.

There is no trace of fat, and the skin is white and delicate. In the middle and upper part of the shallow two groins, there is a small navel inlaid between the flat lower abdomen, and a little below the navel, there is a shiny silver nail-sized sticker. .

"This is..." Qin Ren narrowed his eyes, "Scales?"

"Well, the Nilin of the Snake Clan will appear for the Snake Clan monks above the Nascent Soul Stage."

Qin Ren exclaimed that it was miraculous, he had only heard that the dragon had reverse scales before, but now seeing it on Yu Yourong, he deeply felt that their so-called "queen of the gods" was not in vain.

"This thing, if someone touches it, you will go crazy?"

"Fat...fat..."

Yu Yourong lowered his head and pinched his stomach, does it mean to grow meat?

"It's just angry, angry, unhappy, explosive."

Yu Yourong understood the meaning of the first two words, and shook his head:
"Nilin is a scale that grows upside down, it's just a sign of cultivation, it's useless."

"Is that so..."

Qin Ren moved his fingers eagerly when he heard that he was so affectionate:

"Can I touch it?"

Yu Yourong hesitated, and wondered why he hesitated.

This kind of hesitation was a kind of instinct that had never happened before, but it seemed to come from the subconscious. Yu Yourong didn't know why it happened, but he agreed to the "benefactor"'s request.

So, Qin Ren stretched out his finger, pressed it on the silver scale under Yu Yourong's navel, and slid it lightly. It felt wonderful to the touch, cool, not as hard as imagined, but a texture similar to latex flexibility.

He touched it twice, then poked lightly for a while, and then suddenly realized that it would be impolite to touch for too long, his old face suddenly became hot, and he raised his head to say sorry, but was surprised to find that student Yu Yourong seemed to be in a bad state .

Although the girl in front of her is still holding up her clothes, her fingertips are dangling a little weakly, her pretty face is covered with a pink halo like the first bloom of a peach blossom, soft as autumn water, her slender eyebrows are frowning anxiously, and her two cheeks are delicate and moist. His lips opened and closed like a fish's mouth, exhaling a slightly heavy breath...

"No... no more..."

"..."

Qin Ren was in Sparta at the time.

Damn it, it's useless to say Nilin...

No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like it's useless, does it?

Fortunately, this strange state didn't last long. After Qin Ren didn't touch Nilin, Yu Yourong quickly returned to normal.

After asking, she didn't know why, she said that she was bumped into when she was taking a shower with her master and younger sisters, but that was not the case, Qin Ren could only attribute it to some kind of acclimatization.

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In the morning, after lunch, Qin Ren was not in a hurry to buy daily necessities for Yu Yourong like when Luo Yao came, but was going to go out first.

"Luo Yao, I have something to do in the afternoon and I have to go out for about an hour. You can take her around first."

Luo Yao found Yu Yourong who was standing on the balcony and was stupid again:
"You, Xiaoyu, come with me."

"Little Fish" looked at her for a while, then asked a question he didn't want to do:

"Pixiu, when did you...become a guardian spirit beast?"

"If you want to call me Luo Yao, or Lord Shangxian, if you enter the Qin family's door, you must follow the rules of the Qin family, understand?"

"Understood…"

Luo Yao didn't want to answer Yu Yourong's question, and took Yu Yourong out of the house with a feeling of a boss leading a younger brother.

Qin Ren changed his clothes and was about to go out a few minutes later, but he heard another knock on the door.

"Tsk, I told you not to forget the key..."

He babbled to the door, and when he opened it, he found that Luo Yao was not in front of him, but a familiar face who winked playfully at him.

"Brother-in-law~ miss me~?"

(End of this chapter)