No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 316 [9999999.99Mbs]

"Qin...ren..."

"I'm here..."

"Oh…"

In the middle of the night, little Pixiu hugged Qin Ren's arm tightly and talked in his sleep. He didn't know what he had dreamed of, but he had to hear his promise before he settled down at ease. , before continuing to sleep soundly.

"You are very kind to her."

Su Lili, who had become smaller in her arms, had just finished digesting food with Chuxiong, and she said this out of the blue, but Qin Ren didn't hear any sour taste, it was obviously sincere emotion.

"Although I am an ordinary and inconspicuous person, because of my background, I have been very family-friendly since I was a child."

Qin Ren stroked the slippery skin of Vampire Ji's back with his right hand, with a slight smile on the corner of his mouth:
"When a person takes care of his family, he naturally wants to treat his family better."

"Tch, do you want to say including me..."

Su Lili twisted her body, expressing her disdain in a low voice:

"I am not your family, you are the first hug, the servant, and I am the master."

"Good host."

"Ah."

"Owner."

"Ok?"

"Kiss one."

"..."

……

In the end, I actually kissed three times. After all, girls don’t have a sage period, and they always re-enter the state very quickly, so when they kissed the third one, Su Lili was dizzy and almost turned into a little bitch again. The status of servants has been exchanged.

……

"Come on, get up a little bit."

"Don't... I have no strength, I don't want to move..."

"Hey, it's such a big area, if you don't wipe it clean, Luo Yao will definitely say that I wet the bed tomorrow."

"Say it, it's none of my business..."

"Okay, then I'll tell Tuantuan that you actually wet the bed."

"Wang!"

……

After everything was settled, Su Lili, who was already exhausted, still kept her eyelids open, and quietly snuggled into Qin Ren's arms, with her arms hanging around his neck, her red pupils were shining brightly in the dark night, very beautiful .

"Qin Ren..."

"Hey."

"Let's watch TV together this weekend..."

"Okay, as long as you persist in living during the day, you can watch it with you for as long as you want."

"Um…"

In an instant, there seemed to be some shiny things in the red pupils. At this point, Su Lili's soft eyelashes gradually closed, and her even breathing gently blew in Qin Ren's ears, like a lullaby, soon made Qin Ren fall into a deep sleep. go.

In the quiet night, warm warmth flows in the small room. In the end, there seems to be only a small sound that only the moon can hear, like a dream, like a small shooting star, slipping quietly from this quiet night. Pass.

"…like you…"

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The next day.

"what--"

Although he slept late last night, Qin Ren got up early the next day, sat down at the table while yawning, and started to do something very important.

"You are tolerant, Linger."

"Ok?"

The red date cake made by Yourong yesterday was steaming in the pot. On the balcony, Little Snake and his master were doing morning exercises together. When they heard Qin Ren's voice, both master and apprentice turned their heads at the same time.

"I heard that you researched the new mobile phone all night yesterday. How is your research going?"

"I'm okay, Master is an idiot, so just... oh!?"

Halfway through the conversation, Big Snake covered the mouth of the villain in time, blinked his almond eyes, and looked at Qin Ren in the distance:
"I... I'll understand everything right away, Qin Ren, don't listen to her nonsense."

"It's okay if you don't understand, I'm just going to help you take a look, okay?"

"Uh-huh!"

Big Snake was very happy when he heard that, he happily got up from the yoga mat with his hips, swayed and ran to Gu Qing's bedroom at a fast pace, then carefully took out a white object and handed it to Qin Ren.

"handkerchief?"

Qin Ren weighed the white handkerchief in his hand, opened it, and there was a layer of toilet paper, and then opened it to find her new mobile phone, which was the same brand as Qin Ren's, Meizu, the latest model, or maybe the last One, Meizu 18.

"Hahaha, why is it like making zongzi?"

Qin Ren hugged his girlfriend over with a smile, Big Snake sat on his knees in embarrassment, looking around wildly:

"You are not allowed to laugh... This is very precious, of course you must take good care of it."

"Then according to what you said, I should also find a big handkerchief to wrap you up?"

"I'm different, you just know the gibberish..."

Yu Ling'er is not a mobile phone, so where can Qin Ren keep her when he wraps her up?But she knew exactly what the boyfriend meant, and she felt comfortable listening to it.

"Let me help you with the settings. Let's start with the brightness. You see, you can directly adjust it by pulling it down here..."

……

Qin Ren told Yu Linger about the basics, and he was gentle and gentle. The little snake looked at it for a while and then brought her own phone, so Qin Ren decided to do it together.

……

"The last and most important point is to uninstall the pre-installed junk software."

In fact, in Qin Ren's impression, there are far less pre-installed software on mobile phones now than before, and they can basically be easily uninstalled. Thinking back a long time ago, if you want to uninstall all kinds of pre-installed software, you must perform root operations, and it is not as simple as it is now It can be rooted, and it needs to be connected to a computer to operate, which is very troublesome. Many people who don’t understand can only find mobile phone repairers, and they are easily cheated of tens of dollars.

It’s much better now, and the systems of many major manufacturers can uninstall pre-installed software with one click.

"Let me see..."

Qin Ren flicked through the two phones:
"Weibo, Tieba, Xiaohongshu, Douban...all of these are uninstalled."

"Oh, I know that."

The talented girl Yu Yourong raised her hand to try to earn praise:

"Is this called rogue software?"

"Uh...no, but they're more harmful than malware."

The snakes usually don't use much software. After uninstalling, Qin Ren simply downloaded Taobao, Alipay, WeChat and other necessary apps for installation, and did not install the others.

But just these, Yu Ling'er still thinks it's a bit too much.

"Qin Ren."

She held the phone, bit her lower lip, and looked at her boyfriend in a low voice:

"Is there any software that will surely connect you if I call you? I'll just install that."

"…fool…"

These words were really stupid enough. The stupid Qin Ren's heart softened, and he hugged her soft body for a long time without letting go.

"Just make a normal call. Sometimes, my phone may be in arrears, sometimes there may be no signal, and sometimes I am too busy to hear the phone ring, or I am in a meeting..."

Qin Ren would not blindly make such a foolish big snake a promise of "I will pick you up at any time", that is a very perfunctory behavior, such a person can have a girlfriend, but he is not worthy of having two girlfriends.

So Qin Ren told Yu Ling'er all the unexpected situations that he could think of for the time being in detail, and then said that except for these situations, he would definitely answer the phone calls she made.

"Really?"

"it is true."

The one who answered Yu Linger was Yu Yourong beside him.

To be honest, she was a little moved by the unintentional love shown by this "stealing cat" master for her brother, plus her willingness to use her salary to buy herself a mobile phone...

Anyway, generally speaking, Xiao Snake is willing to be more patient and gentle with Master.

At least today.

"Huh? Brother, what is this software?"

"what?"

Finally, after everything was done, the little snake suddenly discovered something. Qin Ren went over and frowned.

On the two new phones of the snakes, there was a dark square icon at some point, which looked like an app, but it had no name. Just when Qin Ren wanted to study it, the icon disappeared again.

"Tsk, maybe it's a bug or a system update..."

Qin Ren didn't find a clue, so he just let it go. Anyway, it's normal for electronic products to convulse occasionally.

At the same time, Tuantuan near the balcony arched his body, staring at the robot vacuum that he hadn't played with for a long time in the corner of the TV cabinet.

"Meow…"

The sweeping robot did not respond when it was plugged into the charging pile, and no one knew what Tuantuan was wary of.

At this time, no one in the entire Qin family has discovered that the download speed of the wifi network at home is at an unbelievable value that even the network cable should no longer bear:
【9999999.99Mb/s】

"Guji...?"

……

(End of this chapter)