No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 326 Big Radish

"Yo? Is it okay for you to wake up?"

A beautiful shadow flashed in silently at the door of the kitchen, causing Qin Ren inside to be pleasantly surprised. He shook off the drops of water on his hands, wanting to stick to his little girlfriend who had suffered from menstruation.

"How's your body? Is your good friend gone...huh?"

However, as soon as he raised his arm, Yu Yourong's water snake waist easily twisted, and he dodged quickly. He immediately took over the pots and pans, and started washing and chopping vegetables beside him as if he was about to help the kitchen.

dong dong dong...

"Uh…"

Seeing that the little snake didn't speak, with no joy or sadness on his face, Qin Ren could only hesitantly remind her:
"That...Yourong, the vegetables are all in the pot, so there's no need to cut them up."

Boom boom boom!
Ok?It seems that the strength is stronger?
Did you hear me wrong...

Qin Ren picked out his ears, and said in a more gentle tone:
"You Rong, today we eat radish stewed mutton, you cut potatoes, we don't need..."

Boom!
The kitchen knife stopped.

Yu Yourong looked at the potatoes on the cutting board, took them into the basin beside him to soak, then picked out a white radish from the basket, held it with his hand, and estimated the size.

"..."

Then he put the radish back again, picked a bigger one, and immediately raised the knife and dropped it.

Boom boom boom!
Brush brush!
A big white radish was quickly formed into pieces under the icy knife technique, and Qin Ren's heart was chilled somewhere when he saw it.

"You Rong, could it be... are you angry?"

Boom boom boom!
The little snake is indeed angry, but the little snake doesn't say anything, the little snake will only cut the hateful carrot mercilessly.

……

But in this way, Qin Ren also guessed the general idea of ​​the matter, knowing that Yu Yourong probably knew what happened last night, so he scratched his head helplessly, and simply gave her a bear hug from behind, and forcibly grabbed her wrist with his right hand.

"Let go." The little snake struggled.

"Don't let it go."

Qin Ren directly cheated:

"You Rong, if you want to cut it, cut me up, don't get angry with the carrot."

The words came suddenly, the little snake didn't hold back, and laughed out loud "puchi", and then forcibly put up a small face, which was far less oppressive than before.

"You protect the radish so much, is the radish your girlfriend?"

"No, no, no, I just think that the life of a radish is also a life. A radish is for eating. How can you bully it?"

"What about when it bullies me?"

Tsk, it doesn't seem right.

Are you talking about carrots...

Little Snake's mind was stuck for a moment, feeling weird, but immediately thought of another similarity between Carrot and Qin Ren.

"The bigger the radish, the more careless it is, brother, you are just like it!"

No matter how big the radish is, it's useless, it should have been cut up, and the little snake scolded him clearly, but after scolding himself, he felt aggrieved, picked up the kitchen knife and started thumping again.

……

Although Qin Ren's "favorite" is not a day or two, but for a snake with a normal mentality, after waking up, he finds that the relationship between his boyfriend and his master has suddenly improved, and it is still as tall as himself , how can I not feel awkward?How can you not be wronged?

Even the necklace with falling scales, the more Xiao Snake looked at it, the more she felt that Master's necklace looked better than her own.

"Ugh…"

Qin Ren sighed softly. Of course he understood what little snake was thinking, but what else could he do?

I have already spent my love, so I can't suddenly stop my love now, right?
At the beginning, I said I wanted to be bothered, but suddenly I didn’t want to. Isn’t this also a kind of flirtatiousness?

Fortunately, Qin Ren was enlightened. From the very beginning, he decided to be dedicated to both girlfriends, and no matter if they quarreled or had conflicts in the middle, he had to insist on leveling the bowl of water. What about a more metaphysical single-mindedness?
……

"Forgiving."

Qin Ren hugged the little snake again from behind, and Yu Yourong also put down the kitchen knife, her little face turned aggrievedly:
"Are you going to say sorry..."

"Do not."

Qin Ren shook his head:

"Ling'er is my girlfriend, we are right and proper, just like me and you at the beginning, what's wrong? If I apologize to you because of this, then don't I still have to give up because of me and you? Linger also apologizes?"

"Don't go around these things, anyway... anyway, you are very playful!"

Why doesn't the little snake understand these principles?
Speaking of which, I used to teach my father's housework before, isn't it just for today's result?But who knows that not long after the teaching, the "opportunity" that the master had been eagerly waiting for not long ago came, and the little snake was confused, and he didn't know how to deal with himself.

Originally, according to her prediction, Master had to wait at least another ten or a half years, so it wouldn't be too late to talk about the opportunity, right?

The results of it?
When I close and open my eyes, my elder brother becomes a master, and the master becomes a teacher's wife!

It's just...

Depressed to death as a snake!

As we all know, when a girlfriend is wronged and depressed, most likely it will be reflected in her attitude towards her boyfriend.

"Go away, go to the teacher... go to the Sneaky Cat and continue to do legitimate things!"

As Yu Yourong said, he reached out to grab the big carrot again. Qin Ren couldn't laugh or cry, pressed down her little hand, and asked her a question:
"Yourong, do you want to know how Linger and I started last night?"

"???"

Yu Yourong was shocked by her boyfriend's boldness. This thick-skinned person was either too thick-skinned, or he was trying to annoy her on purpose!
But after thinking about it, don't talk about it, she really wants to know about this issue.

Moreover, he can take the initiative to confess the matter between himself and his girlfriend to another girlfriend. From a long-term perspective, it is worthy of recognition...

So after being shocked and annoyed quickly, Yu Yourong's pupils slowly changed from a vertical line to an ellipse, slightly annoyed at him:
"You said."

"Actually, as soon as I came back last night, I found Linger on the balcony..."

……

Qin Ren narrated what happened yesterday, and Yu Yourong gradually became a little dazed as she listened. On the one hand, she was from the past, so she could imagine the atmosphere at that time, mixed with nostalgia and envy at the same time.

This is like many women on earth, even though they have been married and had children with their beloved for many years, they still like to watch idol dramas. The purpose is to relive the beauty of their first love. But you can feel other people's first love emotions thousands of times from thousands of TV dramas.

More importantly, on the other hand, Xiao Snake, like Qin Ren, felt sorry for the efforts made by the idiot master for some idiot purposes, including taking care of family affairs so well these days, which made him feel similar. The little snake who was going through the process resonated more or less, and finally after listening to the words one after another, the initial small lumps in his heart were unknowingly solved a lot.

"But brother, you are still a big carrot!"

"Yes, yes, I am a carrot..."

Qin Ren didn't take this seriously. Anyway, from the dark color between his brows and eyes, he could tell that Xiao Snake's mood had improved, so what was being a carrot?

"Well, you have the capacity, let's eat first, the food and everything are ready."

"Hmph, take it yourself."

"Okay, okay, then go and sit down first, and call someone or something."

Qin Ren approached her ear with a playful smile, pretending to be mysterious:

"I'll quietly put an extra piece of mutton in your bowl later, don't tell Linger..."

"..."

Bribed, but it seems not bribed.

Eccentric, but it seems not eccentric.

He has mastered the skill of Duan Shui, so it can only be said that Master is right to call him a bad guy.

"Eh?"

However, as he took a step out of the kitchen door, the little snake remembered something again, and his little face couldn't help but sink again.

"elder brother…"

"Hey!"

"So you and her yesterday...were you by my side..."

"..."

Qin Ren rubbed his hands in embarrassment, complaining secretly in his heart, it seems that dinner will be delayed again...

(End of this chapter)