No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 33
Qin Ren rode for about four and ten minutes, until his crotch hurt, and finally came to a secluded old street.

The street is not wide, and it is difficult to see a section of intact curbstone on both sides. The yellow-green wave-patterned floor tiles laid on the sidewalk are still the style of the last century.

House of flies.

Hardware Accessories.

Department store wholesale.

These three types of shops are almost the three must-haves in the old streets. Qin Ren walked through them one by one with his pocket in his hand, and then stopped in front of a "Yaomei Noodle Restaurant".

Although it was written about a noodle shop, there was only a small door for one person to enter and exit on the closed roller shutter, and there was still a blue curtain hanging on the door that was used in arcade halls when I was a child. It was not for business at all.

At least not like serious business.

If it is placed in some third- and fourth-tier counties, such strange facades usually belong to the local red-light districts, and there are often corresponding supporting formats on the left and right.

Like a barber shop that doesn't cut hair.

Such as massage parlors for deep massages.

But in fact, Qin Ren is not a person who will go to that kind of place, and the existence of this "Yaomei Noodle Restaurant" is also unique.

He lifted the curtain of the small door, stepped in and took two steps, and then the stigmata of the cross on his collarbone suddenly flashed a blood-red light, and then, the whole person "squeaked" and disappeared on the spot.

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When he reappeared, Qin Ren was already in a place similar to Jay Chou's magic shop in "Now You See Me 2".

……

Birdseye wood floors.

Marble screen.

Antique table case.

In the fairly spacious space, faint red candles flickered, a little incense rose, and some strange objects were placed on rows of Duobao Pavilions.

In front of a hollowed-out mahogany screen in the farthest distance, there is a counter similar to that in an ancient inn. A woman on the counter is flipping a book in her hand. Although she is extremely hot, she looks like a chicken.

It's literally chicken.

That is, the head of a chicken, the body of a chicken head, looks a bit like the chicken aunt in "Three Thousand Questions of Naughty Blue Cat" when I was a child.

Including the figure is also like.

It was only after getting acquainted with this demon that Qin Ren discovered that the chicken aunt in Naughty Blue Cat had always been convex and backward, which fit the title of a certain novel by Mr. Mo Yan.

Although I didn't feel much when I watched it when I was a child, but now, I will definitely be reported by my parents for sex and then taken off the shelf.

"A Cui." Qin Ren walked to the counter and knocked on the counter.

"Exorcist, long time no see." The chicken-headed woman named A Cui opened her pale golden beak, her voice was lazy, and there was a hint of enchantment in her high-pitched voice.

"It's been a while, I'm retired after all."

Qin Ren talked about Xian Tian'er, then looked at a small fish tank on the counter with a strange face, knocked on it, and startled a strange fish the size of a palm inside:
"Why is this fish only half grown, what about the other half?"

"Release."

"?"

Half raised, half released.

Okay, the local demons can always produce some new varieties.

"Don't talk about what you haven't talked about, just cut to the chase, what do you want from me?"

"Hey, it's okay, you have a lot of demons in this little black shop, so I want you to help me say hello to the demons in Quanrong City, and find someone for me."

"Looking for someone? Who?"

"I have a friend who got lost after getting on the bus. I don't know where she is, I only know that she is still alive. Then she came out of the mountains. She is very innocent and doesn't understand anything..."

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In this way, Qin Ren arranged the situation of Master Yu Yourong randomly, and when he came out of "Yaomei Noodle Restaurant" again, things had been arranged smoothly.

"Hey, it's no wonder that those retired cadres who violated discipline should be arrested. It's really easy to judge the influence..."

Qin Ren seemed to be genuinely emotional, but also seemed to have connections with him as a retired exorcist in Versailles.

But no matter what, the reputation he gained from exorcising demons for four years is still useful. After entrusting this matter, he hummed a little tune to do the second thing: buy a mobile phone for Luo Yao.

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After the hangover incident, Qin Ren realized the importance of mobile phones.

He was going to sell Luoyao's tablet and replace it with a more cost-effective mobile phone. For the sake of convenience and speed, he didn't wait for the online delivery, and went directly to the offline stores of major brands to look around.

The first thing I went to was a Xiaomi flagship store. The staff enthusiastically introduced the latest 11pro, and then got stuck with a vicious bug while showing the functions, and died on the spot. In the end, I could only watch Qin Ren pouted and left in embarrassment.

Then Qin Ren went to vivo again. She never changed the vivo that she gave to her sister before. It is still in service now. Qin Ren also loves the house and Wu Di has some feelings for vivo. After going to the store to experience it, the price is not very high, and the sales are old. Qin Ren gave up on telling him about taking pictures.

In the end, Qin Ren planned to buy Luo Yao a Meizu of the same brand that he owns.

For the model, buy the old 16s.

However, since there was only one official Meizu store in Rongcheng, and there were only a few of the last ones in stock, Qin Ren ran back and forth for dozens of kilometers before returning to the community with his new phone.

"1800... The discount for old users is 1300... Tsk, it's still a bit painful, but if you sell the current tablet, it's not unacceptable..."

So after returning home, Qin Ren first hung up the tablet on Xianyu, and then gave Luo Yao the new phone.

"Qin Ren, you're so kind~" Luo Yao was bouncing around in the room, her cheeks were flushed, it was obviously a human air conditioner, but she was so excited that she was sweating.

"What are you excited about? There is an extra function of calling, and the screen is still small."

"Just call~"

Luo Yao lay on the sofa with her little butt pouted, and made a call as Qin Ren taught. Two seconds later, Qin Ren's cell phone rang successfully.

"Qin Ren, Qin Ren."

Luo Yao held the phone carefully, with little stars in her eyes:

"Could it be that in the future, you work overtime and it's late, this seat can also use it to hear your voice?"

Qin Ren was startled when he heard the words. Seeing the sweet smile full of expectation on the corner of the girl's mouth, his heart warmed up quietly. After pondering for a moment, he rubbed her head:

"Say it first, don't make random phone calls during working hours."

"Mmmmm~"

Pixiu nodded happily, and then Yu Yourong's voice came from the dining table:
"Qin Ren, can you use your spiritual sense to transmit sound with a mobile phone?"

"Yes, but the premise is that the other party also has a mobile phone and knows the other party's mobile phone number."

Qin Ren knew that Yu Yourong wanted to find his master through his mobile phone, but it was a pity that he didn't have that condition now.

"Are you reading?" Qin Ren noticed that Yu Yourong was sitting upright at the dining table. There was a notebook on the table. With the blue and white school uniform on his body, he looked like a real high school girl.

And judging by her serious appearance, at least she must be a study committee member or something, very similar to Gu Qing in high school.

"It's not a book, it's a note."

"Notes? Let me see."

Qin Ren took it over and took a look. Yu Yourong's handwriting was still very delicate. Although some "Chinese characters" unique to the Wan Yao Continent were mixed in, he could basically make out some general content.

"Fenfen sausage? What is Fenfen?" Qin Ren raised his brows. Why does it sound so disgusting?
"It's... the one outside..."

Yu Yourong made random gestures, but just like her painting skills, she was very stiff and dull, and nothing came out of the gestures:
"It's edible, the kind of stick cooked in oil."

"stick?"

"Hmm... stick."

Swords, guns, swords, halberds, axes, axes, hooks and forks, sticks are slender, sticks are short and thick, Yu Yourong thought for a while, grilled sausage should be considered a stick.

"Luo Yao said that the glutinous rice stick is delicious, and there is another kind of stick, which is meat... eh?!"

Yu Yourong's mouth was suddenly covered by Qin Ren:
"Okay, I get it. It's sausage after all, right? But that word doesn't read. I'll give you a dictionary. You can learn as you go."

Seeing that she had worked so hard to make several pages of notes, Qin Ren couldn't bear to let her abandon this set of unreliable textbooks, so he could only use the dictionary to engage in evil "revisionism".

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