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Chapter 337 A Wonderful Accident

[Wu~! 】

"Ah, I'm dead again!"

"It's okay, baby, I'll teach you..."

In the evening, Yu Linger was playing "Jelly Bean Man" on her new computer. Now that she has two computers, she can finally play games with her boyfriend.

However, soon, this high interest was gradually wiped out because of Big Snake's clumsy technique.

It was just the simplest first level, and the character controlled by Yu Ling'er was bounced away by various mechanisms many times. After seeing it, Qin Ren immediately put down his character who was almost at the end and came over to teach her.

"Look, you do this first, then count one, two, three, and then do this again, do you understand?"

Yu Linger pouted slightly:
"It looks so difficult."

"It's not difficult, it's not difficult, a smart person will be able to read it once."

Yu Linger's small mouth pouted even higher, and ten light-white slender fingers squeezed on a space bar, pressing and pressing in frustration:
"But I've watched it twice."

"Uh...it's like this, smart people can read it once, and especially smart people need to read it twice."

"..."

Or say that her boyfriend is a bad person, and he would come out as soon as he opened his mouth when he said something fallacious, but he would not hate it after hearing it, but would be sweet and happy in his heart.

No wonder people on Earth like to fall in love, it’s so nice...

I knew that I would listen to Ronger when I was in Wan Yao Continent. If I practice harder every day, I can ascend earlier, and then I can fall in love with bad guys earlier. She and the bad guys even have little snakes...

Ah, are you thinking too far?

Snake accidentally thought of something awkward again, Yu Ling'er rubbed her pretty hot face, looked at the screen again, and found that her chances had been used up, and Qin Ren's character was being taken over by another The man kicked hard, and couldn't help pulling Qin Ren's clothes and exclaiming:
"Hurry up! Husband...Qin Ren, hurry up! He..."

"It's too late, the time is up."

"what……"

Yu Ling'er became depressed with a sad face.

On the other hand, Qin Ren's face was full of red, and he looked more satisfied than winning.

"It's silly to lose."

Yu Ling'er pulled his ear, Qin Ren smiled and hugged her waist:
"If I lose, I can hear you call my husband twice more. I can't wait to lose."

"Bah, I was...wrong..."

"???"

Wrong husband?

This is not a trivial matter, Qin Ren let go of Yu Ling'er without saying a word, pretending to keep a straight face, even if Yu Ling'er knew that he did it on purpose, her heart still softened subconsciously, and hurriedly pulled him back :
"Hey, don't...I..."

"..."

"I take it back, I didn't call it wrong, can't it?"

"If you shouted it wrong, you shouted it wrong. It's hard to get over the water, so go find the right husband."

"Tsk!"

This bad thing!And the more he talked, the more he acted!Yu Ling'er was annoyed and ashamed, but she really couldn't see his pretentious expression, so she could only move the chair to his side, and grabbed his collar with two jade hands and pulled it slightly, whispering in a whisper. He whispered in his ear:

"I... called the wrong one. I wanted to call you... good husband... here it is..."

"?!"

Ok?
There is also an unexpected harvest. The step that Da Sheer found for himself made Qin Ren very unexpected. His brows and eyes were full of uncontrollable joy, his ears were so weak, and his mouth was still not satisfied:

"Really? I don't believe you if you don't shout twice."

"..."

Yu Ling'er was angry and funny, bit his ear, and as if she was going to fight it out immediately, she blushed and softly hummed twice next to his ear:

"Okay... Good husband, dear husband... Is this okay?"

"Okay! It's too good!"

Qin Ren grinned as if the villain had succeeded in his tricks. With a backhand hug, he gnawed on his big girlfriend's fragrant face several times.

The main reason is that Luo Yao is in the house at this moment, and Gu Qing and Yu Yourong are also packing up in Gu Qing's bedroom, otherwise, the two of them wouldn't be able to be so unscrupulous.

"Baby, you are also my good wife, dear wife~"

"I know, I know, it's very disgusting... let me go first."

"Huh? Dislike your husband?"

"Rong'er and Gu Qing are in the bedroom, come out later... Huh?"

"what happened?"

"No, I just suddenly discovered that there seems to be some smell on the earphone cable..."

"Cough, is there... is there?"

"Um…"

Yu Ling'er, who looked suspicious, continued to sniff with his small nose, while Qin Ren brushed it away with his palm.

"It should be the smell of plastic. If you smell it too much, it will hurt your body. Don't worry about it."

After talking, Qin Ren stood up and slipped to his sister's bedroom.

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When an off-duty social animal stays at home, it will either be as quiet as a dead pig, or move like a street runner.

Qin Ren strolled from the living room to his sister's bedroom, and as soon as he entered the door, he saw in front of the desk that his sister wearing glasses and classmate Yu Yourong were sitting side by side, and they were both writing furiously.

"You two students work so hard, what are you learning?"

"Street slipper" Qin Ren strolled behind the two of them, and then learned that her sister was actually asking Xiao Snake to copy her homework for her.

"Sister, why have you become a bad student!"

"Shut up and go away."

Gu Qing didn't bother to talk to him, as a good student who has grown up, those things can be copied, and those things are better done by herself, she is much clearer than the idiot brother.

Qin Ren was sitting by the bed. To be honest, under the quiet and warm light, watching the two female students sitting at the table studying hard, this scene actually had a pure and beautiful taste.

Two upright backs, one tall and one low, neat ponytails, one is long and the other is short, like two good students sitting at the same table, one of them is the study committee member, the other is the monitor, evoked It reminded Qin Ren of fond memories of his student days.

Of course, strictly speaking, Yu Yourong was more like a high school student, while her sister was a serious college student.

However, looking at it from other aspects and angles, Qin Ren feels that the little snake is actually a real "big" student, and her sister looks like a high school student in the background... um... even a junior high school student...

"Two students, do you need the love of a tutor to teach you?"

"No need, step back, perverted teacher."

"Ok."

Qin Ren was about to retreat, but before he left, his sister called to stop him.

"Wait...You Rong, why don't we have some supper before continuing?"

"Uh-huh."

After hearing this, Yu Yourong got up:
"Sister Qing'er, I'll do what you want to eat."

"Hey, sit down...you silly girl."

Gu Qing grabbed the little snake and raised his chin towards Qin Ren'ang:
"Sauerkraut vermicelli soup, two servings, mine is spicy."

"receive."

Street runner Qin Ren was busy, he gestured ok, and immediately slipped into the kitchen to start working.

……

Qin Ren's version of sauerkraut vermicelli soup can indeed be used as a stomach-warming supper on a winter night.

Chopped sauerkraut is first fried in lard until fragrant, and then added with minced ginger. It just so happens that the family has a broth made from pork bone these two days. Qin Ren poured some broth, and took two small pieces from the bone to carry Crispy boneless meat cooked with sautéed sauerkraut.

Bring to a boil and turn to medium-low heat. When you see a thin layer of small oily flowers floating in the pot, the meaty aroma of pork bones and sauerkraut will come up from the hot pot.

At this time, throw a small handful of vermicelli down and blanch it until it is soft, add some salt and white pepper to taste, add a few drops of sesame oil to enhance the fragrance, first put out a bowl for Yu Yourong, and use the bowl for the one my sister wants to eat spicy. There are a few chopped wild peppers on the pad, and the hot bone broth is brewed, and a pungent but not choking hot and sour taste is stimulated just right, just smelling it makes people move their index fingers.

Sprinkle a handful of chopped green onion or coriander at the end, and it's done.

……

A small bowl of sauerkraut vermicelli soup, silky vermicelli and crisp sauerkraut, wrapped in hot soup and some deboned meat in the mouth, and then slightly blowing away the dots of oil on the surface, take a sip and melt the barrel Fragrant hot soup…

In the Qin family, if you can drink such a bowl on a winter night, you will definitely be happy for a whole night.

"Qin Ren, I still want it!"

After eating in one go, Gu Qingqing asked for a refill. Although Yu Yourong was not too embarrassed, his big eyes blinked expectantly.

"No, supper is just supper, no matter how delicious it is, don't overeat. Go on, don't make it too late, I'll go to bed first."

After Qin Ren finished speaking, he went back to his bedroom.

Of course, when passing the living room on the way, I didn't forget to hug Linger Baobao's good wife for a while.

When I returned to the bedroom with the warm lingering fragrance in my palm, I heard a childish and familiar voice in my ears.

"Bobo?"

At first, Qin Ren thought that Luo Yao had brought the next-door kid home again, but it turned out that Luo Yao was making video calls with her.

"Yaoyao, look at this~"

"Um…"

"And this, Yaoyao~"

"Um…"

"It's kind of dark here, Yaoyao, can you see it?"

Tang Bobo wandered around his home very actively, the camera kept switching between the front and his little round face.

On the other hand, Luoyao, the tablet was propped motionless beside her right face, she was lying on the head of the bed, concentrating on playing mini games on her mobile phone, her slender calves were raised in the air, and her two white silk feet were rubbing against each other, Making a rustling sound, leisurely and lazy, let Tang Bobo in the tablet jump around alive and well.

This scene was very similar to when Qin Ren was at home alone, even if he only played on his mobile phone in the bedroom, he still had to turn on the TV in the living room.

Not for any reason, probably just for fun, for the feeling of companionship.

At this time, Pixiu is similar, there is a noisy and stupid kid next to his ear to provide bgm, and it will be extra comfortable to play with his mobile phone by himself.

"Ah, Qin Ren Qin Ren~"

But it was different when there was Qin Ren. Luo Yao stretched out her small arms and leaned towards him, already wanting to hang up the video.

"You say you, people video with you, you don't even bother to watch it?"

Qin Ren picked her up and kissed her, then put her down, the little girl jumped up on the bed:
"I watched it, but I didn't watch it for too long."

"Then let's see it later."

"They have been to their house so many times, and there is nothing to see."

"..."

This is true, the two should be familiar with each other's home, but the adults on both sides, because it is impossible to run around like children, on the contrary, they don't know much about each other's home. When they are guests, at most they just see each other Pass by the dining room and kitchen.

"Qin Ren."

"what."

"hug me."

"Just hugged."

"I have to take off my clothes and hug me."

"..."

After so long, Qin Ren's mouth still twitches at the occasional wording of this little thing.

swish...

rustling...

"Take off."

"And mine."

"..."

swish...

rustling...

It is obviously a normal part of removing armor before going to bed, why does it feel weird when it comes out of her little mouth...

In short, Qin Ren took off everything that needed to be taken off, folded Luoyao's white and blue winter cotton skirt and put it beside the pillow, got into bed first, and then put Pixiu into his arms.

She continued to play with her phone, and Qin Ren picked up the tablet and started to accompany the kid next door.

"Bobo."

"Uncle Qin Ren~"

"..."

What a brand new name...

Forget it, let's just bite the bullet and agree, Qin Ren waved his hand to greet her:
"It's so late and you're still awake?"

"Mom won't sleep and I won't sleep."

"That's not okay. Are you supposed to go to school next year? Then you have to get up on time and go to bed on time every day."

"Ugh…"

The kid in the video put his hips on his hips and sighed:

"Let's talk about this later..."

"..."

Qin Ren was amused, but it could be seen that Tang Bobo was indeed in good spirits and not sleepy. No wonder he was running around the room with a camera.

"Bobo, where's your mother? Are you watching TV?"

"Mommy mommy…"

The camera shakes from side to side.

"You wait, I will take you to my mother."

Tang Bobo walked briskly, the camera in her hand presented a pseudo-documentary feel, after half a minute of bumps, a hazy white light appeared on the screen.

"Mom~"

"Hey…"

There is Su Yu's voice, but it seems that the focus of the camera is not right, and there is nothing but a white light.

"Uncle Qin Ren is looking for you~"

"Eh?"

After a cry of surprise, the camera finally fluctuated again. It seemed that the problem was caused by the camera being too close. After Tang Bobo zoomed out a little bit, it seemed that a flawless full moon slowly appeared from the screen. rising.

Later, a gully seemed to appear in the middle of the full moon...

Further on, it seems that the ravine divides the original full moon into two ellipses. The originally dazzling and pure white can gradually see the soft warm jade color...

When the frame was finally frozen, Qin Ren's entire face froze.

On the screen is a beautiful woman who just came out of the bath, sitting on a small stool in the bathroom, with her back to the door of the bathroom, she seems to be wiping off skin cream, under the cover of white light and mist, her plump figure like a gourd is just a back view It's enough to make people's blood boil.

Obviously, the first full moon was rising from that little stool...

At this time, Su Yu, who turned her head in astonishment because of her daughter's words "Uncle Qin is looking for you", just happened to stare at Qin Ren through the camera in a daze.

"Eh…?"

When he realized what had happened, that already pretty face turned blood red little by little in front of Qin Ren's eyes. Qing Lian, because she looked back and turned slightly sideways, she seemed to be able to see the softness in front of her body that was not completely covered by her arms...

In just a short moment, the unique charm and coquettishness of a woman of this age bloomed because of this look back. That kind of shock and shyness, amorous and resentful style and charm made Qin Ren He completely forgot that he should close his eyes immediately.

"Su...Sister Su! Isn't that right..."

slap~
In the end, when Qin Ren finally remembered to close his eyes and apologize, the screen was hung up after a burst of tumbling.

A few seconds later, there was a familiar cry from next door.

……

It was night, and the crying next door lasted for a long time.

And Qin Ren also didn't fall asleep for a long time.

The reason for this was that apart from the impact of the wonderful accident, there was another issue that Qin Ren was concerned about.

Because at the last moment, Su Yu should have stood up and rushed towards the camera. Qin Ren seemed to catch a little bit of the "flowers on mother's belly" that Tang Bobo once mentioned at that moment.

Although it was just a glimpse and the light was poor, at least it can be confirmed that the Huahua that Tang Bobo said really exists.

Qin Ren was not interested in other people's past, hobbies, or anything else.

After he lay down, the more he thought about it, the more he felt that the part of the pattern on that "Hua Hua" was a bit like the cross-shaped stigmata on his collarbone...

(End of this chapter)