No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 339 The Three of Us

(It is suspected that there will be another sheep, and there may not be tomorrow...)
Rongcheng always does not like snow.

In my impression, every time it snows, it will be a hot search.

Many people in Rongcheng, on a particularly cold night in winter, have fantasized that when they get up together the next morning, they can see the world covered in silver and snowflakes flying all over the sky from the balcony.

Gu Qing, the older sister of the Qin family, thought the same way last night.

Especially when she opened her eyes sleepily, looked over the two undulating mountains of Yu Yourong's classmate beside her, and saw something white and flamboyant drifting by in the haze outside the window, she immediately wrapped herself in a fluffy pajamas and got up up.

……

The little snake sleeping on the left of Gu Qing, and the big snake sleeping on the right, during the weekend when he and his master and apprentice slept together, every time Gu Qing in the middle woke up, the first breath of air would always be accompanied by bursts of fragrant frankincense. It would always make Lu Qing somewhat displeased, so even in winter, her movements would be extra quick when she got up.

I slipped directly from the head of the bed to the end of the bed, put on my fur slippers, buttoned up my pajamas and hood, put my hands into my sleeves, shrunk my neck, and then went to the balcony to see if it was snowing outside.

However, there is no snow, and the white things floating outside are closer to frost, or sleet, which does not make the climate.

However, there were other strange things on the balcony, which still caused my sister to stop for a long time.

"Qin Ren!"

When the sound of his younger brother getting up and washing came from the room, Gu Qing shouted:
"Qin Ren—!"

"?"

Qin Ren was busy brushing his teeth, when he heard Gu Qing's voice, he rinsed his cup, and trotted to the balcony with only a single shirt on:

"Come here...what's the matter, sister?"

……

Last night, I didn't know what happened to the vampire princess, she was very emotional, and the taste left in Qin Ren's mouth was also very sweet.

So when he woke up early this morning, Master Shangxian, who asked for a good morning kiss as usual, immediately noticed that there was a very obvious [bad feminine taste] in Qin Ren's mouth.

That's the kind of smell that will make a man fascinated, like the new and dislike the old, and make Qin Ren throw away the old Pixiu and find a new one.

As a result, Qin Ren was immediately kicked out of bed by the jealous little girl. He didn't have time to put on his clothes, so he had to wash up first to express his basic apology.

……

"Where are your clothes?"

"Ham, it's a long story..."

Qin Ren rubbed his arms and looked at his sister wrapped in a full set of plush pajamas with interest:

"Isn't this the Pikachu pajamas you had before? How did you put them on?"

"is it not OK?"

Gu Qing stared, of course Yu Yourong agreed to her wearing this, what's your brother's opinion?Is it only allowed to be worn by his girlfriends, not his only sister?
"Okay... tell me, what's the matter?"

"Here, these..."

Gu Qing put aside the layers of clothes on the balcony, and pointed to a few conspicuous blue and white items in a row of underwear:
"Why are there so many masks at home? Has any of you caught a cold?"

"Uh... this, it seems... um..."

Qin Ren raised his chin and blinked his eyes quickly.

"And I see a few of them are broken, as if they were pecked by a bird..."

Lu Qing's tone was somewhat accusatory, he paused, then lowered his voice again:

"Masks are things like one-time use and thrown away. How can they be washed and hung up for a second time? If Yourong doesn't know about this, then it's understandable, what about you? You don't want to tell her? "

"Yes, yes...Qing'er, you are right in reminding me."

Qin Ren reflected deeply, and raised his hand to pull the mask on the hanger, but his sister slapped it open:
"Don't be perfunctory! This is very important! You don't pay attention to these things at all, and then it's fine if you have a fever and cough, and then you infect the rest of the family, and you will regret it at that time! Do you know?"

"I know I know..."

Qin Ren took off a few masks as if he knew the seriousness of the crime:

"I'm going to throw it all away, and I'll share this knowledge with Yourong later."

……

Having said that, in fact, Qin Ren is naturally reluctant to part with these treasures made by the ingenious little snake. When he sniffs them quietly, it seems that these things are easier to retain various fragrances than ordinary underwear and panties. , even the smell alone reminded Qin Ren of some wonderful nights...

If you just throw it away so casually, I'm really sorry for the hard work of Little Snake, and I have to do it again next time I want to use it...

……

Just as Qin Ren was pondering these things in the bathroom with his mask on, he didn't know that a beautiful figure had already floated behind him.

"elder brother…?"

"!"

Qin Ren turned his head, looked at the mask in his hand, and then at the little snake with big eyes blinking at the door, and grinned awkwardly:
"Yourong, what, the situation is like this..."

……

After a simple explanation, Yu Yourong understood the ins and outs, and nodded calmly:

"So that's it. I thought brother Qin was doing something perverted again."

"..."

What he said...was too calm, as if he often did perverted things, and the little snake was used to it.

"But even if you throw this thing away, it doesn't matter."

Little Snake washed his face, he became more sober, and a little rosy appeared on his little face:
"It's still very fast to make another one, and... I also discovered a new thing recently, brother, when you have time, you can... Taste it..."

"Available! Available anytime!"

That's a good thing, with such a successful precedent as a mask, Qin Ren has to say that Little Snake's "new invention" is also very much looking forward to, and Little Snake's eyes flashed suddenly:
"Yeah, let's make an appointment, bro, just the night before your business trip, we..."

"The villain!"

Before the words were finished, another snake came straight here from the door of Gu Qing's bedroom with small steps. It pursed its red lips, frowned slightly, and its pink cheeks were puffy. The placket was pinched:
"I knew you were going to cheat!"

"I just came here to wash my face, what cheating?"

"Come on! Rock, paper, scissors!"

"That's a conspiracy, and there is no rule for the only one..."

"Heh! So you just play dirty, right?"

Yu Ling'er put aside Yu Yourong and was too lazy to talk nonsense with the evildoers, so she raised her pretty face and looked directly at Qin Ren:

"Qin Ren, when are you on a business trip next week?"

"Probably Thursday."

"That's just right, I'm on Wednesday... I'm having my period that day, why don't you stay with me at night..."

"what?"

Yu Yourong was directly shocked by Master's thick skin:
"Monthly matter? It has been hundreds of years since you killed the red dragon?"

Yu Ling'er also immediately realized that her reason was too outrageous, and her face turned red:
"For... I accidentally recovered as a teacher, can't I..."

"Heh, the cheeky and stealthy cat..."

"Cunning traitor!"

……

The master and apprentice began to quarrel after a long absence. Although Qin Ren didn't know the cause and effect, he could roughly understand the feeling that the two snakes wanted to let him accompany them before he went on a business trip.

Therefore, in line with the principle of boundless love and a bowl of water should be level, Qin Ren rubbed his hands and cleared his throat, and made a suggestion to the two girlfriends that "everyone is really good":

"Ling'er, You Rong, in fact, when you are sleeping with Qing'er, you should be able to feel it too. It's her bed, it's actually quite big..."

"..."

"..."

"Cough... so in my opinion, or on Wednesday night, the three of us... just..."

"Pooh!"

"Bad guy! Big bad guy!"

boom!
The door of the bathroom was closed neatly by two different hands. Hearing the snakes walking away, Qin Ren could only hold his sore nose and groan inwardly.

Alas, dreams are good, but we still need to work hard...

(End of this chapter)