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Chapter 360 Perfect Love
Chapter 360 Perfect Love
(For Chinese New Year and physical reasons, the latest update may be unstable, and it should return to normal after the third day of junior high school)
Suicheng, Langyilang Inn, room 520.
"Hey…"
"You bastard, why don't you go after her..."
Qin Ren looked at the floor, twitched the corners of his mouth, raised a hand, and his fingertips hooked weakly around her wrist around his neck.
"Did you hear it then, that you kept calling me an asshole last night and brought her into ruin..."
"You're an asshole in the first place, do you want to beat him up now?"
Su Lili closed her eyelids slightly, turned her face and rubbed against his back:
"So, now that she's running away again, can you still chase her..."
Qin Ren turned his head and looked at the corner of the room where the luggage was placed. Next to his big suitcase, there was a smaller suitcase leaning against it.
"That's it, wait for her to come back."
He sighed softly, turned around and embraced the vampire princess, and fell on the bed with her:
"Li, sleep with me for a while..."
"..."
Su Lili arched silently in his arms, first confirmed the tracking magic hanging on Yun Wanhe's body, and then slowly closed her eyes.
……
Ten minutes ago, Yun Wanhe "run away from home" for the second time.
But this time, according to her statement, she just went out alone and wanted to be quiet.
"Sister Yun..."
"You are not allowed to follow!"
"Uh…"
"Don't even ask who Jing Jing is!"
After finishing speaking, Yun Wanhe left with her small bag on her shoulders.
Five minutes later, Qin Ren called her, and after hearing a series of nice scolding voices of "Bastard bastard..." from inside, he hung up the phone with confidence, which meant that she was indeed not running away this time, but I really want to be alone.
Qin Ren expressed his understanding of this. After all, so many things happened in just one night, and...
and…
"Li."
"Ah."
"Did I...Did I tell her that I wanted to be her lover...Hiss!"
"Yes, you said it, now shut up and go to sleep..."
------
"A chirp!"
On the bustling street, Yun Wanhe was wrapped in a windbreaker and rubbed her nose. The place where the tears flowed and was quickly dried by the cold wind was extraordinarily cool. She took out a tissue and wiped it well. Unknowingly, He looked at himself in the small mirror for a long time.
[I am willing to be Sister Yun's lover until the day Sister Yun is willing to give me a title, okay? 】
"..."
oh my god...so messy...
feel…
My heart won't beat...
I can't even walk...
Why did things develop to this point...
I don't know how many deep breaths I've taken, the cold air inhaled into my lungs made Yun Wanhe feel a little uncomfortable, but at this moment she still felt unreal as if she was dreaming.
She remembered that at the beginning, she was on a business trip with her favorite junior...
Then luckily, I didn't find a suitable hotel, then I was lucky enough to live in the same room with him, and finally I was lucky enough to sleep on the same bed...
To be reasonable, there should be some wonderful and unforgettable romantic stories that Xiao Hemiao can remember for a lifetime.
Unexpectedly, the following story developed into an accident.
Although it can also be remembered for a lifetime and unforgettable, it is not romantic at all.
The young and handsome man she had been secretly fond of had another side she couldn't understand, and more importantly, he had so many girlfriends!
This kind of person should be pointed at the nose and scolded by the heroine in the TV series, and then angrily exposes his scumbag nature of treating older women as playthings, and finally leaves in despair.
but…
But Xiao Qin...
That hateful, damn bastard Xiao Qin...how did he confess his love to himself even more, and even said that he would be... his lover! …
Based on her limited experience, Yun Wanhe couldn't think of such a development even if she tried her best. After pacing the street for a long time to digest this fact, the real problem was in front of her.
That is, what should she do next?
"About the fact that the junior I like suddenly confessed to me and wanted to be my lover", Yun Wanhe felt that at least she couldn't find similar experience on the Internet, so she turned around and turned to after noon on the street, entangled The minister decided to turn on his cell phone and made a call.
beep--
beep--
"Hey, Boob..."
"Ah! Miao Miao~!"
There was a burst of excited exclamation on the phone, it was a female voice, although it was harsh but still pleasant to hear:
"Damn! You actually called me!"
"Otherwise, I have WeChat now, why call you if I have nothing to do..."
"Oh? It means you have something to do today? What's the matter? Ah, did you finally find a man! Ah! You're not going to get married, are you?"
"Oh, don't make trouble! I... have something very serious to talk to you..."
"Serious? That's boring, don't talk."
"Boob!"
"Hee hee~ Unless it's about men~"
"..."
Yun Wanhe squeaked, thinking of the appearance of a certain bastard junior in her mind, although she knew she shouldn't, she still blushed in disbelief:
"Yes... it has a little... relationship with men..."
"Wow~!"
The voice on the other side was visibly excited:
"The iron tree is really blooming! Tsk tsk, it feels like it was back in our dormitory back then... Tell me more!"
"Why don't you tell me, I'm...in Suicheng..."
"what?"
--------
Half an hour later, just one street away from the Langyilang Inn, there was the Wind Chime Bar.
It was noon, and there were not many customers in this small bar. Above the small dance floor, the MV of Tan Weiwei's "If there is an afterlife" was played repeatedly on the slightly perfunctory old screen.
In front of the bar, a tall woman in brown waves was sitting on a high stool. With exquisite and mature makeup, a fur coat with a fur collar and high-heeled boots, she showed a typical to almost stereotyped image of a mature urban woman. But because of his good appearance, temperament and figure, he showed a very eye-catching look and feel.
Compared with her, the other woman sitting next to her is much more restrained, but the simple dress highlights a more advanced beauty through her graceful figure, that is, the light is too dim, otherwise the picture looks like The not-so-good plain makeup is definitely better than the refined makeup of the person next to her.
"A glass of Long Island, thank you~"
Da Bo waved skillfully at the bartender, then turned to look beside him:
"What about you, Miao Miao?"
"I…"
Yun Wanhe looked around:
"It's noon, I don't really want to drink..."
"ok~"
The big wave waved again:
"Half draft of dark beer."
"..."
Yun Wanhe was a little helpless, but she was used to seeing her expression, she was used to this college roommate and bad friend.
Soon, the wine was served. The bartender in this bar was a female bartender in men's clothing. Her hair was dyed the cherry color that was popular in the past few years, and she wore a long low ponytail. She was both beautiful and handsome, which made Yun Wan He Du took a second look.
"How about it?"
After the bartender walked away, the wavy woman Yun Wanhe called [Boob] on the phone took a sip of her wine and touched Yun Wanhe's shoulder with her shoulder:
"Is it nice?"
"Huh?" Yun Wanhe blinked, "What looks good?"
"This bartender sister. Hey, don't look at her who looks taciturn, but in fact she has a lot of personality. This outfit is like a character in a manga named Shaqima. She has the same hair color..."
"Okay, okay, your mouth is endless again..."
Yun Wanhe was not in the mood to chat with her at all, looked around again, grabbed her bag and stood up:
"Forget it, let's change places, I'm not used to this kind of place."
"Hey, hey, don't."
Bubu quickly grabbed her:
"My silly Miao Miao, what is 'this kind of place'? Don't worry, this place is clean, it's very clean, and..."
Bubu approached her ear mysteriously:
"The audience of this bar is generally girls~"
"?"
This sentence "all girls", Yun Wanhe pondered for a long time, and finally understood the deep meaning behind Bubu's various winks, and after glancing at the beautiful and handsome female bartender for a while, Shocked:
"Boob, so you are..."
"Tsk, what is it?"
Bubu gave her a blank look:
"First of all, I like men. Secondly, this place is also open to straight women, so I brought you here. Since we are talking about men, of course we have to go to a place where there are no men. Men are not there. Do women only talk about women?"
Seems to make sense...
Yun Wanhe sat back down again, took a sip of beer, and was questioned by gossip-filled eyes before telling Qin Ren's story.
……
"Young man? Sister and brother love? Or your subordinate?"
"Shh-!"
"Oh my god... are you still the Miaomiao I know? This is too exciting~!"
……
Yun Wanhe briefly introduced Qin Ren to Bubu, but she didn't tell about the things that happened last night, including the weird woman, he has a girlfriend, etc., but directly jumped to the "lover" thing.
"Boob, he...he said that, what should I do?"
"Well…"
Bubu sipped half a slice of lemon, and stretched out his hand with great interest:
"Where's the photo?"
"What picture?"
"A picture of your little wolf dog."
"Bah! It's just a little wolf dog, he...he just..."
"Oh, come on, everyone is so loyal. I would rather be your lover than not have a title. What is it if it is not a little wolf dog? I heard from your description that he is not like a little milk dog. He is a young and handsome loyal dog. Boyfriend, tsk tsk..."
Bubu took Yun Wanhe's arm:
"Miao Miao, you hide your secrets and know how to play. The loyal dog under the young age is a hit this year."
"Ah…"
Loyal dog?The kind who is loyal to three girlfriends at the same time...
Yun Wanhe slandered in her heart, and couldn't help muttering:
"It's still hot, whoever wants it..."
"Woooo!"
Bubu swallowed the wine while raising his hand:
"I want it, I want it! I just like the little wolf dog!"
"..."
Yun Wanhe subconsciously cast a cold and stern look, and Bubu immediately laughed:
"Hee hee~ I'm just kidding, seeing how you protect the food, oops, it seems that we Miao Miao really fell in love with a man this time... So where's the photo?"
"I'm here to ask a serious question, why do you keep asking for his photo..."
"Nonsense, I need to know whether he is handsome or not."
Boob stretched out two fingers:
"If you're not handsome, you can either reject him directly, or hang on to him all the time; if you're handsome, you can just take him down and accept this lover. Anyway, you're single, is there any difference between your lover's boyfriend and your husband? Huh? By the way, since he confessed his love to you, why didn't he just say he's your boyfriend, but wants to be your lover instead?"
"Don't worry about this, there is a reason anyway..."
"Ah? Miao Miao, you don't know how to step on two boats, do you?"
"how is this possible!"
"oh oh."
Bubu nodded thoughtfully:
"Understood, that means he is on two boats."
"..."
Yun Wanhe's heart skipped a beat, she deliberately skipped the information, but she just guessed it out.
And seeing Bubu's confident and indifferent look, Yun Wanhe lost the desire to deny it for a while, silently drank a big mouthful of beer, and Bubu's expression became serious:
"Miao Miao, I want to ask you a question first."
"what is the problem?"
"Do you really like that little Qin?"
"Um…"
Yun Wanhe nodded, she couldn't deny it.
"Then let me ask again, do you think it's true that he likes you?"
"I...don't know, I didn't know before, but now...according to some circumstances, I feel that he should...also like me..."
"Okay, let's assume that he really likes you, then if you rate a man's liking for you, how much do you think Miao Miao is satisfied with?"
"Eh…?"
Yun Wanhe was taken aback for a moment, and after thinking for a while, just opened her mouth, Bubu continued the words on her own:
"Let me guess, it should be full marks?"
"..."
"Everyone wants perfect love, it's normal, then I'll ask you again."
Bubu took off the lemon slice from the cup, and slowly stuffed it between Yun Wanhe's lips:
"A love that gives you 10 points out of 10, and a love that gives you 100 points out of 50, which one do you choose?"
(End of this chapter)
(For Chinese New Year and physical reasons, the latest update may be unstable, and it should return to normal after the third day of junior high school)
Suicheng, Langyilang Inn, room 520.
"Hey…"
"You bastard, why don't you go after her..."
Qin Ren looked at the floor, twitched the corners of his mouth, raised a hand, and his fingertips hooked weakly around her wrist around his neck.
"Did you hear it then, that you kept calling me an asshole last night and brought her into ruin..."
"You're an asshole in the first place, do you want to beat him up now?"
Su Lili closed her eyelids slightly, turned her face and rubbed against his back:
"So, now that she's running away again, can you still chase her..."
Qin Ren turned his head and looked at the corner of the room where the luggage was placed. Next to his big suitcase, there was a smaller suitcase leaning against it.
"That's it, wait for her to come back."
He sighed softly, turned around and embraced the vampire princess, and fell on the bed with her:
"Li, sleep with me for a while..."
"..."
Su Lili arched silently in his arms, first confirmed the tracking magic hanging on Yun Wanhe's body, and then slowly closed her eyes.
……
Ten minutes ago, Yun Wanhe "run away from home" for the second time.
But this time, according to her statement, she just went out alone and wanted to be quiet.
"Sister Yun..."
"You are not allowed to follow!"
"Uh…"
"Don't even ask who Jing Jing is!"
After finishing speaking, Yun Wanhe left with her small bag on her shoulders.
Five minutes later, Qin Ren called her, and after hearing a series of nice scolding voices of "Bastard bastard..." from inside, he hung up the phone with confidence, which meant that she was indeed not running away this time, but I really want to be alone.
Qin Ren expressed his understanding of this. After all, so many things happened in just one night, and...
and…
"Li."
"Ah."
"Did I...Did I tell her that I wanted to be her lover...Hiss!"
"Yes, you said it, now shut up and go to sleep..."
------
"A chirp!"
On the bustling street, Yun Wanhe was wrapped in a windbreaker and rubbed her nose. The place where the tears flowed and was quickly dried by the cold wind was extraordinarily cool. She took out a tissue and wiped it well. Unknowingly, He looked at himself in the small mirror for a long time.
[I am willing to be Sister Yun's lover until the day Sister Yun is willing to give me a title, okay? 】
"..."
oh my god...so messy...
feel…
My heart won't beat...
I can't even walk...
Why did things develop to this point...
I don't know how many deep breaths I've taken, the cold air inhaled into my lungs made Yun Wanhe feel a little uncomfortable, but at this moment she still felt unreal as if she was dreaming.
She remembered that at the beginning, she was on a business trip with her favorite junior...
Then luckily, I didn't find a suitable hotel, then I was lucky enough to live in the same room with him, and finally I was lucky enough to sleep on the same bed...
To be reasonable, there should be some wonderful and unforgettable romantic stories that Xiao Hemiao can remember for a lifetime.
Unexpectedly, the following story developed into an accident.
Although it can also be remembered for a lifetime and unforgettable, it is not romantic at all.
The young and handsome man she had been secretly fond of had another side she couldn't understand, and more importantly, he had so many girlfriends!
This kind of person should be pointed at the nose and scolded by the heroine in the TV series, and then angrily exposes his scumbag nature of treating older women as playthings, and finally leaves in despair.
but…
But Xiao Qin...
That hateful, damn bastard Xiao Qin...how did he confess his love to himself even more, and even said that he would be... his lover! …
Based on her limited experience, Yun Wanhe couldn't think of such a development even if she tried her best. After pacing the street for a long time to digest this fact, the real problem was in front of her.
That is, what should she do next?
"About the fact that the junior I like suddenly confessed to me and wanted to be my lover", Yun Wanhe felt that at least she couldn't find similar experience on the Internet, so she turned around and turned to after noon on the street, entangled The minister decided to turn on his cell phone and made a call.
beep--
beep--
"Hey, Boob..."
"Ah! Miao Miao~!"
There was a burst of excited exclamation on the phone, it was a female voice, although it was harsh but still pleasant to hear:
"Damn! You actually called me!"
"Otherwise, I have WeChat now, why call you if I have nothing to do..."
"Oh? It means you have something to do today? What's the matter? Ah, did you finally find a man! Ah! You're not going to get married, are you?"
"Oh, don't make trouble! I... have something very serious to talk to you..."
"Serious? That's boring, don't talk."
"Boob!"
"Hee hee~ Unless it's about men~"
"..."
Yun Wanhe squeaked, thinking of the appearance of a certain bastard junior in her mind, although she knew she shouldn't, she still blushed in disbelief:
"Yes... it has a little... relationship with men..."
"Wow~!"
The voice on the other side was visibly excited:
"The iron tree is really blooming! Tsk tsk, it feels like it was back in our dormitory back then... Tell me more!"
"Why don't you tell me, I'm...in Suicheng..."
"what?"
--------
Half an hour later, just one street away from the Langyilang Inn, there was the Wind Chime Bar.
It was noon, and there were not many customers in this small bar. Above the small dance floor, the MV of Tan Weiwei's "If there is an afterlife" was played repeatedly on the slightly perfunctory old screen.
In front of the bar, a tall woman in brown waves was sitting on a high stool. With exquisite and mature makeup, a fur coat with a fur collar and high-heeled boots, she showed a typical to almost stereotyped image of a mature urban woman. But because of his good appearance, temperament and figure, he showed a very eye-catching look and feel.
Compared with her, the other woman sitting next to her is much more restrained, but the simple dress highlights a more advanced beauty through her graceful figure, that is, the light is too dim, otherwise the picture looks like The not-so-good plain makeup is definitely better than the refined makeup of the person next to her.
"A glass of Long Island, thank you~"
Da Bo waved skillfully at the bartender, then turned to look beside him:
"What about you, Miao Miao?"
"I…"
Yun Wanhe looked around:
"It's noon, I don't really want to drink..."
"ok~"
The big wave waved again:
"Half draft of dark beer."
"..."
Yun Wanhe was a little helpless, but she was used to seeing her expression, she was used to this college roommate and bad friend.
Soon, the wine was served. The bartender in this bar was a female bartender in men's clothing. Her hair was dyed the cherry color that was popular in the past few years, and she wore a long low ponytail. She was both beautiful and handsome, which made Yun Wan He Du took a second look.
"How about it?"
After the bartender walked away, the wavy woman Yun Wanhe called [Boob] on the phone took a sip of her wine and touched Yun Wanhe's shoulder with her shoulder:
"Is it nice?"
"Huh?" Yun Wanhe blinked, "What looks good?"
"This bartender sister. Hey, don't look at her who looks taciturn, but in fact she has a lot of personality. This outfit is like a character in a manga named Shaqima. She has the same hair color..."
"Okay, okay, your mouth is endless again..."
Yun Wanhe was not in the mood to chat with her at all, looked around again, grabbed her bag and stood up:
"Forget it, let's change places, I'm not used to this kind of place."
"Hey, hey, don't."
Bubu quickly grabbed her:
"My silly Miao Miao, what is 'this kind of place'? Don't worry, this place is clean, it's very clean, and..."
Bubu approached her ear mysteriously:
"The audience of this bar is generally girls~"
"?"
This sentence "all girls", Yun Wanhe pondered for a long time, and finally understood the deep meaning behind Bubu's various winks, and after glancing at the beautiful and handsome female bartender for a while, Shocked:
"Boob, so you are..."
"Tsk, what is it?"
Bubu gave her a blank look:
"First of all, I like men. Secondly, this place is also open to straight women, so I brought you here. Since we are talking about men, of course we have to go to a place where there are no men. Men are not there. Do women only talk about women?"
Seems to make sense...
Yun Wanhe sat back down again, took a sip of beer, and was questioned by gossip-filled eyes before telling Qin Ren's story.
……
"Young man? Sister and brother love? Or your subordinate?"
"Shh-!"
"Oh my god... are you still the Miaomiao I know? This is too exciting~!"
……
Yun Wanhe briefly introduced Qin Ren to Bubu, but she didn't tell about the things that happened last night, including the weird woman, he has a girlfriend, etc., but directly jumped to the "lover" thing.
"Boob, he...he said that, what should I do?"
"Well…"
Bubu sipped half a slice of lemon, and stretched out his hand with great interest:
"Where's the photo?"
"What picture?"
"A picture of your little wolf dog."
"Bah! It's just a little wolf dog, he...he just..."
"Oh, come on, everyone is so loyal. I would rather be your lover than not have a title. What is it if it is not a little wolf dog? I heard from your description that he is not like a little milk dog. He is a young and handsome loyal dog. Boyfriend, tsk tsk..."
Bubu took Yun Wanhe's arm:
"Miao Miao, you hide your secrets and know how to play. The loyal dog under the young age is a hit this year."
"Ah…"
Loyal dog?The kind who is loyal to three girlfriends at the same time...
Yun Wanhe slandered in her heart, and couldn't help muttering:
"It's still hot, whoever wants it..."
"Woooo!"
Bubu swallowed the wine while raising his hand:
"I want it, I want it! I just like the little wolf dog!"
"..."
Yun Wanhe subconsciously cast a cold and stern look, and Bubu immediately laughed:
"Hee hee~ I'm just kidding, seeing how you protect the food, oops, it seems that we Miao Miao really fell in love with a man this time... So where's the photo?"
"I'm here to ask a serious question, why do you keep asking for his photo..."
"Nonsense, I need to know whether he is handsome or not."
Boob stretched out two fingers:
"If you're not handsome, you can either reject him directly, or hang on to him all the time; if you're handsome, you can just take him down and accept this lover. Anyway, you're single, is there any difference between your lover's boyfriend and your husband? Huh? By the way, since he confessed his love to you, why didn't he just say he's your boyfriend, but wants to be your lover instead?"
"Don't worry about this, there is a reason anyway..."
"Ah? Miao Miao, you don't know how to step on two boats, do you?"
"how is this possible!"
"oh oh."
Bubu nodded thoughtfully:
"Understood, that means he is on two boats."
"..."
Yun Wanhe's heart skipped a beat, she deliberately skipped the information, but she just guessed it out.
And seeing Bubu's confident and indifferent look, Yun Wanhe lost the desire to deny it for a while, silently drank a big mouthful of beer, and Bubu's expression became serious:
"Miao Miao, I want to ask you a question first."
"what is the problem?"
"Do you really like that little Qin?"
"Um…"
Yun Wanhe nodded, she couldn't deny it.
"Then let me ask again, do you think it's true that he likes you?"
"I...don't know, I didn't know before, but now...according to some circumstances, I feel that he should...also like me..."
"Okay, let's assume that he really likes you, then if you rate a man's liking for you, how much do you think Miao Miao is satisfied with?"
"Eh…?"
Yun Wanhe was taken aback for a moment, and after thinking for a while, just opened her mouth, Bubu continued the words on her own:
"Let me guess, it should be full marks?"
"..."
"Everyone wants perfect love, it's normal, then I'll ask you again."
Bubu took off the lemon slice from the cup, and slowly stuffed it between Yun Wanhe's lips:
"A love that gives you 10 points out of 10, and a love that gives you 100 points out of 50, which one do you choose?"
(End of this chapter)
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