No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 382 The aftermath of cheating (small update)

When you think of bifurcated corners, what is the first thing that comes to mind?
Qin Ren had already thought of it immediately, but his sister-in-law hadn't recovered for a while.

"Is my horn... forked?"

"Yes, you can touch it carefully. It is not obvious at present. Your horn may grow longer."

"Huh? Will it be longer?"

Cheng Siyu frowned:

"Then what if the hat can't cover it anymore? Wouldn't it be like Chopper in One Piece, with two horns poking out of the hat?"

"Don't say it, it's really possible."

Qin Ren reminded her:
"Siyu, think again, what kind of species is Chopper?"

"Species?"

Little Orange blinked:

"It seems...a silly roe deer."

"..."

Qin Ren held back his smile, and pinched his sister-in-law's soft face:

"Then the horn on your head is the horn of a silly roe deer."

"Eh? No, no, no..."

The sister-in-law understood now, and waved her hands again and again:
"A roe deer and a small deer are two different things. If the horns on my head were forked, they would be deer antlers!"

"Yes, that's what I guessed too."

Qin Ren rubbed his chin. Not only did my sister-in-law grow antlers, but most of them were deer antlers.

……

All in all, no matter whether my sister-in-law had horns or deer horns, Qin Ren had to go back and consult Su Lili to confirm what was going on with her situation.

Of course, at this moment, Qin Ren also had his own guesses in his heart, but there was no need to tell Xiao Chengzi before confirming it, lest she bluff and lose concentration when working overtime later.

"Brother-in-law, don't you really want to eat at night? Is sister Rong strict with you?"

"I still think she is not strict enough."

Qin Ren smiled:
"It's me who wants to go home early to accompany her. Today is Christmas, so I want to eat and drink tonight."

"Yeah~ You too, brother-in-law, eat well and sleep well at night~"

"..."

This little sister...

There is never a gatekeeper on her mouth. When talking to her, I often have the urge to block her little mouth...

"Then I'm going back."

Qin Ren was about to leave the tea room with a wave of his hand, but Xiao Chengzi quickly pulled him back, then pulled his collar down, and took out a wet wipe from his pocket.

"Why?" Qin Ren bowed his waist a little puzzled.

"stupid."

Xiao Chengzi rolled his eyes at him, turned up his collar, revealing a bright red lipstick mark on it.

"If you don't dispose of Sister Yun's lipstick, you still want to sleep well at night?"

Clumsy...I don't know how to check such a basic trace.

Now he still has Xiao Chengzi to help, what about in the future?

In the future, when my sister comes back, if he cheats on...another girl...the other girl will also be immersed in happiness in a daze by then, who will help him check these things?

"There are also things like long hair. Remember to check them every time and don't take them home. A woman's heart is very delicate. You don't want to make sister Yourong angry and jealous at every turn, do you?"

Cheng Siyu muttered, and usually used wet wipes to clean up the lipstick marks on his brother-in-law's collar.

Qin Ren didn't know whether to describe such a sister-in-law as "one in a million" or "strange"...

"Forget it, that's all at most, go back and change one and wash it as soon as possible."

The wet wipes used by Xiaochengzi contain alcohol, and the effect of scrubbing the lipstick is pretty good. It can't be cleaned thoroughly, but the problem should not be serious.

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"I am back."

"Qin Ren Qin Ren~"

At 7:[-] in the afternoon, when other people in the company department were eating barbecue, Qin Ren, a good man from the Gu family, had already returned home from get off work.

"It's so early, brother?"

The surprised little snake greeted him, and after taking off his coat and tie, he went straight to put on his apron.

"I thought you wouldn't come back until after 8 o'clock at least, so I fried the crispy meat in advance."

"No, no, since I'm back early and I'm not very tired today, I'll fry it up."

Qin Ren rolled up his sleeves and took over classmate Yu Yourong's job. Little Snake didn't refuse, and took Luo Yao to the bedroom. After a while, when the crispy meat was fried, they just came out of the bedroom.

"Brother, look."

"Oh?"

Qin Ren took a look, it turned out that Pixiu was taken by Yu Yourong and dressed up as a "little Christmas girl". She was wearing a small red cotton dress with a circle of white fur dotted around the skirt, sleeves and collar. There is also a red pointed hat with a white ball. If you stand in the snow at this time, you will definitely look like an elf.

"Well, broad love."

Qin Ren gave a thumbs up, and Lord Shangxian spun around proudly. Then, when he saw the crispy meat on the table, little stars appeared in his eyes, and he rushed over to eat it.

Qin Ren, on the other hand, had a smirk, rubbed his hands and hugged the little snake:

"Hey, You Rong..."

"how?"

"You just bought Santa's clothes for Luo Yao, what about your own?"

"No."

"Uh... Where's Linger's?"

"nor."

"..."

Qin Ren expressed his disappointment, and the little snake poked his ear dumbfounded:

"Brother, you are getting more and more perverted."

"Is this also called perversion?"

Qin Ren disagrees, cosplay is obviously the most basic game between lovers.

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After dinner at night, Yu Ling'er brought Luo Yao three packs of free potato chips from the convenience store.

Working in a convenience store has this advantage. Sometimes you can always bring something with you for various reasons. It is said that the store itself has a certain amount, which is used for various accidental losses, expired food, etc. It's a kind of benefit.

"Shabu-shabu in copper pot sesame sauce, spicy butter pot, and octopus balls."

"What the hell..."

The three packs of potato chips brought by Yu Linger are all the latest flavors of Lay’s. It seems that Lay’s has released new flavors frequently over the years. Some are limited to regions and some are limited to seasons. These flavors may not be available in some big supermarkets. Yes, but convenience stores like Family Mart that have in-depth cooperation with them are often the fastest to put on the shelves.

"Don't give it all to her, lest you get spoiled, Luo Yao, you pick a taste."

To choose, of course, you have to choose the most delicious flavor. Luo Yao first opened all three bags of potato chips, and then chose the meat-boiled one.

Qin Ren saw that there was nothing he could do. Now that they were all opened, he divided a bag between Yu Linger who played games and Yu Yourong who went shopping on Taobao, and left another bag for himself and Su Lili.

……

"This is octopus ball flavor, how about it?"

"Generally, you know I'm not very fond of the smell of human food."

[Watching TV with Qin Ren] is Su Lili's favorite entertainment, followed by [Watching TV].

Tonight, although the vampire girl who was a "woman" for the first time was snuggled up in her arms and watching TV as usual, Qin Ren didn't know if it was a psychological effect, but she always felt that her soft body exuded some special charm.

"abnormal…"

Sensing Chu Huong's gaze, Vampire Ji stared at the screen without turning her head:

"Don't watch TV, why are you spying on me..."

"What is peeping? Is there something I want to ask you?"

"what's up?"

"It's about Cheng Siyu, she has horns."

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I feel unwell today, I didn’t want to change it at first, so I’d better check the meaning and understand it.

(End of this chapter)