No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 389
In the evening, Longhu Community.

"I am back."

"Qin Ren Qin Ren~"

Qin Ren, who came back from working overtime on Saturday, picked up Pixiu, who was thumping into his arms, and rubbed her cheeks with her very well.

Soft glutinous rice dumplings, so comfortable.

Qin Ren was so comfortable that he didn't even bother to kiss her anymore, so he thought it would be good.

I have to say, no matter how many times, whenever I come back from work and hug such a fragrant, soft and beautiful thing, I can relieve a lot of physical and mental fatigue.

……

"Qin Ren, do you know something happened today?"

"What happened?"

At dinner, Qin Ren enjoyed Xiao Snake's mouth-peeled shrimp after a long absence, but he was a little surprised to hear his sister say this:
"Our family is in a peaceful and prosperous world, what can happen?"

"Oh, you are happy in the company, of course you don't know."

As soon as these words came out, Big Snake couldn't bear it anymore, bit his chopsticks and frowned softly:

"Gu Qing, don't say that, Qin Ren has worked hard in the company, how can he be happy..."

"..."

Hearing what his girlfriend said, Qin Ren felt so troubled.

Although hard work is indeed hard work, being happy...isn't really happy, it's mainly to accompany the leader to be happy, as for my sister-in-law, it's all normal feeding...

However, knowing the son is Mo Ruo's mother, and knowing the younger brother is Mo Ruo's sister, Gu Qing saw that the little snake was protecting her husband, but he didn't expect that the big snake is also a virtue, so he couldn't help but hit her forehead with the head of chopsticks on the spot, exposing his brother's true face:
"You, don't even think about it. Qin Ren's department is full of yin and yang, and besides him is his sister-in-law and her beautiful boss. Hmph, it might be more nourishing to work on weekends..."

As Gu Qing said, he wrinkled his nose and looked at his younger brother teasingly. The younger brother could only keep eating shrimp to cover up his embarrassment.

"This seat thinks what Gu Qing said makes sense."

At this time, even Pai Yao, who was buried in cooking, raised his hand:

"Actually, from the day Qin Ren came back from a business trip, he has an obvious smell of a wild woman."

"?!"

"!?"

The big and small snakes were shocked at the time:

"Yaoyao, really?"

"Ah."

Luo Yao wiped her oily mouth with her small hand, and then wiped it on Qin Ren's clothes:
"What I'm talking about is obvious. If you count the smells of every woman, Qin Ren is now the Queen of Ten Thousand Queens."

"elder brother…?!"

Yu Yourong stretched out his long tongue and rolled it back the shrimp that Qin Ren was about to put into his mouth.

"Bad man!"

Yu Ling'er also took back a piece of yam she just picked up for her boyfriend, and threw it into Luoyao's bowl.

"No, as the saying goes, if you don't believe in Yao, you don't pass it on. Don't just listen to this guy's one-sided words."

Qin Ren gave Luo Yao a wry smile, but it doesn't matter, Master Shangxian doesn't care about these things now. Ever since she became Qin Ren's favorite girl, she has understood what it means to be a "wild woman with flowing water, Luo Yao who is beaten with iron" ".

"After all, I've been on a business trip with Sister Yun for so long, even if nothing happened, wouldn't I still smell something?...Okay, okay, so what, Qing'er."

Qin Ren looked at his sister obsequiously, and winked for a while to signal her to stop carrying any pot:

"Just now Ling'er said something happened today, what's the matter?"

"Humph…"

Gu Qing slightly annoyed the scumbag brother:

"It's Su Lili. She quarreled with sister Su next door today."

"what?"

Qin Ren looked sideways to his right, the vampire whose presence at the dinner table has always been infinitely close to 0:
"Li?"

"Tsk... it's all settled, let's eat your meal."

"..."

Su Lili's appetite for human food is directly proportional to her presence at the dinner table, and it also approaches zero infinitely.

In front of Su Lili is the smallest bowl in the family. There is always a green onion or ginger in the bowl. This is to tell others that there is still food in the bowl when she is too lazy to move her chopsticks, and don’t want others to pick it up for her.

"So what happened? How did it work?"

"It's just that I met Su Yu once before, and then I had a misunderstanding. Until today, I went to her house to talk for an afternoon, and now it's all right."

"You actually met Sister Su."

Qin Ren thought for a while:
"I thought I was the first human being you met on Earth."

"Oh?"

Su Lili raised her chin with her little hand:
"Qin Ren, are you so possessive? Do you eat this kind of jealousy?"

"What a mess..."

Qin Ren was speechless:

"What do you think of me? I'm sick and delicate, right?"

"cut…"

The vampire concubine curled her lips, her petite body leaned forward, and whispered to him:

"Even if you are a woman, you must always be possessive of me."

"Why..."

"Because I am your master, and you are my first embrace. We are in a relationship of possessing each other...Now tell me quickly that you want to possess me."

"..."

"Can you tell me?"

"What about eating..."

The vampire concubine whispered to herself as if no one was there, but Qin Ren could clearly feel that there were at least three gazes on his face from the table at this moment, which was extremely irritating.

"Tell me you..."

"Oh, I said, I said, you first... take your feet away... don't rub them..."

"Oh."

Su Lili stopped her sneaky little feet under the table, and Qin Ren whispered "I want to possess you" in her ear perfunctorily. After speaking, seeing the vampire girl's satisfied smile, she always felt that she might be a genius someday. Will develop into sickly...

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On the next Sunday, Qin Ren went to work overtime again.

In broad daylight, the girls at home don't have to worry about being bored.

Su Lili and Yu Yourong not only fell in love with watching "Hurricane" recently, but also watched the latest version of "Three-Body Problem".

Although both of them are from another world, Yu Yourong is a genius girl, and because Su Lili studied magic, she can keep up with this kind of science fiction works in terms of logical thinking and so on.

The combined content of more than 20 episodes of the two TV series has been updated, which is enough for the two of them who don't use double speed to watch for several days.

……

And ever since the TV was occupied by more and more human women at home, Tuantuan had resigned herself to giving up the sovereignty of the remote control long ago. After all, for her, just basking in the sun seemed to never be enough.

Especially on weekends, when there are the most people in the family, Tuantuan especially likes to plead for the sun on the balcony with his furry little buttocks, while using the voices in the living room as background music. It is really indescribably comfortable.

Occasionally, if you are sleepy from the sun, you can still stir the slime juice.

Of course, now Honey seems to be getting more and more used to Tuantuan's "aggression", and there is not as much movement as before.

In other words, no matter whether Tuantuan messed with her or not, she seemed to be less and less active than before.

In contrast, honey juice goes to the corner every day to eat the cleaning fluid leaked by the robot vacuum cleaner, and it is becoming more and more punctual and regular.

……

On Yu Ling'er's side, she had to go to work as usual on Sunday morning, while Tang Bobo followed Luo Yao to her convenience store to buy a large pack of various snacks and Coke.

"Sister boss, how much is it?"

Tang Bobo put his hands on the counter and looked at Yu Linger who was working.

"Stupid, she is not the boss, she is the boss' tool."

"What is a tool man?"

"It is a person who makes money for the boss but has no money himself."

Luo Yao, who sees through the phenomenon, waved the payment code in her hand:

"Big fish, pay the bill... eh!"

"No knot."

Yu Ling'er tapped Luo Yao's forehead lightly with the scanner:

"This month, all my coupons are for you to buy snacks."

"I have money, are these expensive?"

"Well, almost fifty."

"?"

It was indeed a huge sum of money, Master Shangxian put away his payment code, frowned with slender eyebrows, and first sneaked to see how much money was left in his wallet.

Qin Ren had to give her a certain amount of pocket money every week, and Luo Yao usually saved it up for two or three weeks before buying the delicious food that she usually couldn't part with.

It doesn't matter if you look at it right now, there are just 49 yuan left.

"Big fish, big fish, do you have a dollar? Lend it to me."

"Okay, but..."

Yu Ling'er looked around, bent down and whispered to Luo Yao's ear:

"...You have to tell me, did Qin Ren talk in his sleep when he was sleeping at night?"

Luo Yao frowned:

"You often sleep with him too, you don't know."

"I…"

Big Snake's apricot eyes blinked indiscriminately, and her pretty face blushed slightly:
"...When I slept with him...I usually fainted until the back...Ah no, I fell asleep, so I don't know..."

"Well, sometimes he says it, sometimes he doesn't."

"Then did he mention...whose name in his sleep talk?"

"Yes, I have."

Luo Yao nodded expressionlessly:

"Luoyao, or Yaoyao."

"Tsk, besides you?"

"Qing'er, Gu Qing."

"anything else!"

"And Linger, baby or something."

"Really?!"

Yu Linger's eyes lit up, Luo Yao still nodded expressionlessly, then stretched out her hand:

"Can you lend me a dollar?"

"Yeah, well, I'm going to treat you and Bobo today."

……

Afterwards, under Tang Bobo's questioning, Luo Yao admitted that Qin Ren had never called Yu Ling'er in his sleep, even if he had called Luo Yao, he hadn't heard it.

"Women on Earth are so superficial. Just tell her that a man has dreamed about it, and she will buy you delicious food. Do you understand Tang Bobo?"

"Understood!"

The studious Tang Bobo's big eyes sparkled, and as soon as he got home, he ran up to Su Yu excitedly:

"Mom! Brother Qin Ren dreamed of you~"

"Eh?"

Su Yu, who had just finished meeting with her sister, suddenly heard this bizarre news, and her heart was extremely complicated. She squatted down and grabbed Tang Bobo's small shoulders:

"Bobo, you...are you serious?"

Tang Bobo thought about a lot of delicious food and nodded:

"Well, he still called your name in the dream..."

"He... when did he dream of me..."

"At once…"

The witty Tang Bobo originally wanted to talk about yesterday, but yesterday was too close to today, and he felt that it was easy to reveal his secrets, so he decided to tell the time a little farther away:

"... just... the day before yesterday!"

"The day before yesterday..."

Su Yu's heart skipped a beat:
"...You mean, your elder brother Qin Ren called my name in a dream the night before yesterday?"

"Um…"

"Exactly? How late is the night?"

"About...two or three o'clock..."

Tang Bobo felt that there was something wrong with his mother's eyes, and he was afraid that she was about to reveal her secrets, so she had to slip away quickly, so she stretched out her hands:

"Mom, I want to buy snacks."

"Huh? Oh..."

Su Yu with a dull expression absent-mindedly took out 20 yuan to Tang Bobo. Tang Bobo's admiration for Luo Yao increased to a higher level, and then he went out, leaving Su Yu alone Sitting blankly on the sofa, seemingly without joy or sorrow, his heart beat faster and faster inexplicably.

Because she clearly remembered that at two or three o'clock the night before yesterday, her "old problem" was in full swing, which also meant that Qin Ren didn't sleep at all at that time, but was talking to her girlfriend What…

"That is to say, he was clearly there...but he said my name?"

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"Qing'er."

"what…"

"Why do you miss me so much today?"

"Narcissism! Who misses you..."

That night, instead of sleeping with the snakes, Gu Qing drove Luo Yao over, and he slept with Qin Ren on the weekend after a long absence.

"Qing'er, let me tell you a secret."

"What secret?"

"Actually, Luo Yao really wants to sleep with you, why don't I switch with Luo Yao... Oh, it hurts!"

"Hmph! Pig's head!"

There are sisters by his pillow, and this scumbag is still trying to get along with his girlfriends, which shows how unrestrained Qin Ren is usually!
"Qin Ren, let me ask you, what are you doing every night when you're not working overtime?"

"..."

What are you busy with?
Qin Ren inexplicably thought of Zhou Chi's homophonic stalk, and muttered:

"It's nothing...just work-study program..."

"What?"

The elder sister thinks that her younger brother is talking nonsense again, but she doesn't know that Qin Ren's intention is not 【Work-study program】

(End of this chapter)