No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 399

"Oh, it feels so good to be home~"

"Cut, is that right? I think you'd rather miss leaving..."

Back home after the annual meeting, little virtuous wife Yu Yourong was humming a little tune and busy in the kitchen. Qin Ren wanted to help, but was ordered by Su Lili to immediately watch TV with her for 2 hours.

Looking at the vampire girl with an indifferent face, Qin Ren didn't know how much she missed him. Although it was only two days, she was definitely no less than the other girls in the family.

"Li."

"..."

The vampire Ji Youyou, who was wrapped in a blanket at the beginning, raised her head and looked sideways, and the thick-skinned person in between had a look of affection:
"I miss you."

"go…"

Su Lili originally wanted to say "Go to hell", but when she thought about what happened in Suicheng not long ago, her eyes flickered, and she changed her words silently:

"Fuck you bastard."

"You don't believe it?"

"You can believe it."

Su Lili didn't bother to watch this big liar's first embrace, she spoke perfunctorily, and tugged at the little cotton socks that Yu Yourong bought her newly on her feet.

Different from the white that other girls in the family are used to wearing, Xiaoshere is very considerate and chose a pure black sock according to Su Lili's style. Black ribbon with a small bow.

"What is trustworthy?"

"You don't even have to believe it."

"..."

Sliding her fingertips over the seam of the toe of the sock, it was so delicate, Su Lili praised secretly, her finger gently poked the seam of her toes through the cotton sock.

"If you want me to believe it, just tell me exactly what you miss about me."

"Uh...tail."

"Eh?"

Su Lili originally thought that this scumbag would definitely think about everything, but he didn't expect that he was thinking seriously.

In fact, for the blood race, there is a little happiness second only to the tail that can be remembered by people, that is, the tail is praised by others.

So, the blood-sucking girl who originally planned to give a cold face to the proud first hug after returning home, after all, couldn't help but feel a little warm in her ears:

"Last year...why did you suddenly miss my tail..."

"Damn, it's not Siyu..."

"..."

"Uh... it wasn't intentional, we were soaking in the hot springs..."

"what are you saying."

Su Lili arched under the blanket, then sat in Qin Ren's arms face to face expressionlessly, staring at him with her small face up:
"Are you saying that when you were in the hot spring, you played with the tails of people other than your master to your heart's content, and felt very happy and very happy?"

"No, no, that's not what I mean..."

"Then what do you mean?"

Soft little hands wrapped around Qin Ren's neck:

"Me or her, who has the better tail?"

"Li, if I remember correctly, you have asked me this question more than once or twice, right?"

"Ah."

Su Lili nodded:

"So? Who's better?"

"..."

After a moment of silence, Qin Ren held her little butt and smiled faintly:
"Of course it's your favor."

"Really?"

"real."

After all, Qin Ren, the sister-in-law's tail, hadn't played much at all. She made a fuss in the hot spring and blamed her with double standards. Of course, it is the best hostess.

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"Qin Ren—!"

"Ah? What's the matter?"

After lunch, Qin Ren was dozing off on the sofa, reviewing Yun Wanhe's bikini in his dream, but was suddenly awakened by a long-sounding call, sat up and turned his head to see that the big snake in front of the computer was looking at him with grievances , with puckered lips and sparkling almond eyes, those who didn't know thought that Qin Ren was sleepwalking and bullying her.

"What's wrong baby."

Qin Ren moved a chair and sat down, Big Snake leaned on his arm, and pointed to the computer screen to complain:

"They hit me!"

"Who? Who hit you?"

Qin Ren rolled up his sleeves and took a look, a little surprised:

"Baby, are you starting to play Smash Bros.?"

"Ah."

Big Snake nodded:

"Ranking is so troublesome. You have to wait for a long time to choose and ban people. Matching is the same. It's tiring if you can't win a game. It's better to play this and keep fighting."

"Damn, then you've said it all, this mode is to fight all the time, how can you do it without being beaten?"

"But...but they are just too much!"

After hearing this, Yu Ling'er stomped her feet impatiently, and immediately felt aggrieved again. Qin Ren took a closer look and saw something wet swirling in the eye sockets of the Sovereign.

To use a current stalk, it is about to drop a small pearl.

what's the situation?As for such an exaggeration?

Qin Ren had seen Yu Linger's stone man before being killed 0-20 by the assistant Lacus, but he just held his hands in his hands and was dejected, muttering that there was something dirty in the keyboard, that the mouse was broken by Luo Yao's Coke, etc. How could you be so wronged by playing Smash Bros. today?

After investigation, Qin Ren found that Yu Linger's grievances were understandable.

Yu Ling'er was randomly assigned to Noxus. He is a tough and violent hero with short legs and is easy to be kited. Although there are many skills and equipment that can allow him to use his strengths and avoid weaknesses in this area, but On the opposite side of Yu Linger in this round, there is a wind girl, a Lulu, and a Morgana.

Anyone who is familiar with "League of Legends" knows that when a player encounters these three things at the same time, the experience can only be described as torture.

"Qin Ren, look... it blows me as soon as I pass by it, it fixes me as soon as I pull it, it blows me away as soon as I chop it... woo..."

In fact, let alone Yu Ling'er, Qin Ren played for her for a few minutes, and his blood pressure was already up. A melee fighter without displacement was like a living plaything in front of three strong control mages.

But compared to this, Qin Ren felt that there was one thing that was really "excessive".

"They actually showed their signs!"

Qin Ren tapped the keyboard and took a deep breath:

"Bullying people and showing signs, shouldn't this be dealt with severely?"

"Yeah! That's it!"

Big Snake opened his lips as he spoke, his long cloves fluttered lightly, and spit out a gleaming silver fairy sword from his mouth, which turned into the size of a dagger and held it in his hand, then looked at his boyfriend with a pure face full of hope :
"Qin Ren, do you have a way to find them?"

"Put away your sword first."

Qin Ren's scalp was numb at the time. Is this guy planning to poke someone along the network cable to death...

However, although Qin Ren also said that he wanted to deal with it severely, there was really nothing he could do. After biting the bullet and fighting with the opponent for a while, Qin Ren even became very red and warm, which was extremely rare.

His face turned red and blue like water, but he was really helpless. He saw that such a fierce character was being teased and molested by the three little girls opposite him. The most important thing was to freeze him in place and then All kinds of taunts, Qin Ren himself laughed angrily in the end, and even his teammates couldn't help but say "hahaha" instead of sarcasm.

After all, everyone can see that this is purely hero restraint, which is really helpless. From this perspective, this promise hand actually harmonizes the game environment.

"husband…"

Youdao is clear to the onlookers. After watching her boyfriend fight for a while, Yu Linger felt much less upset. She shook his arm and persuaded:

"...Why don't we vote, forget it."

"Well... one last wave."

Qin Ren didn't block the other party's expression, feeling that it was self-deception. If he didn't beat the other party up voluntarily and didn't want to show his brand, it would be meaningless.

So a new round of being molested began again.

Neither Qin Ren nor Yu Linger noticed that on the tea table at this time, a pair of small peas-like eyes in a certain bathtub were sticking to the wall of the tank, watching them quietly, and quietly observing Yu Linger. And Qin Ren's face.

"Guji..."

I don't know what slime honey juice thought of, or maybe her little brain, which is as transparent as her body, couldn't think of anything. After relying on some instincts to perform a certain biological charge reaction, Qin Ren's newly installed computer , the part of slime's body that was used as water-cooling fluid suddenly flashed a slight fluorescence, as if a group of microorganisms had been activated in a scientific experiment, and then, the sweeping robot in the corner of the living room moved silently by itself. up.

"Meow?"

The little fox lying on the coffee table and licking its fur was startled suddenly, and as usual vigilantly frowned slightly, and then watched the robot move to the outside of the balcony by itself, turning around in place as if after adjusting a certain position, it stayed in the The location of the tile that was illuminated by the mysterious infrared light the night before.

……

"what?"

After about three seconds like this, Qin Ren and Yu Linger in front of the computer were stunned at the same time.

"What do you mean? Substitution?"

In the game, the trio of the wind girl Lulu Morgana on the opposite side suddenly began to change their operations, and all the skills that had obviously hit Nuo's hands were all empty as if they were reverse predictions, and continued until the end of the wave, making Qin Ren successfully took a triple kill, sounding the horn of a comeback.

"Qin Ren, what are they...?"

"I don't know, maybe it was careless, baby, you can call again."

Yu Ling'er was worried at first, but after taking over, the opponent's performance was still "stable", all the skills were scattered like headless chickens, and the sign was no longer displayed, so much so that he stopped to masturbate with Nuo at the end. Yu Ling'er took this opportunity to directly get a quadruple kill, and finally stood at the gate of the opposite spring frantically flashing his cards and won the game.

"Cool!"

Qin Ren was hooked:

"It's cool to come back! Baby, you shouldn't push the crystal, you should show a few more signs!"

"But I..."

Big Snake bit his lower lip lightly, a little dazed:

"But I didn't show the sign...it seems to come out by itself..."

Regardless of whether she wins or loses, Yu Ling'er has never had the habit of showing her cards. Qin Ren guessed that she must have clicked randomly just now, so she didn't say it out, so as not to hurt her.

It's just that he vaguely remembers that there is also a frequency limit for the flashing sign. Just now, Yu Ling'er seems to have been pressing and pressing for more than half a minute. Is this... a bug...?
(End of this chapter)