No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 406 Tong Lu's Small Garden
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Long-awaited, New Year's Day is here.

"Qin Ren Qin Ren, what year is it?"

"What year?"

"Don't you all pay attention to this on Earth?"

Early in the morning, Luo Yao obediently leaned against the TV wall with a toothbrush in her mouth to let Qin Ren check her body, while she counted on her fingers:
"I know that your earth has twelve years, and there are mice, cats, cows..."

"What the hell...that's the Chinese zodiac. There are no cats in the Chinese zodiac."

"Meow?!"

Tuantuan on the ground raised his head to express his astonishment, and made Qin Ren amused:
"You meow, you are a fox!"

"Meow…?"

Tuantuan tilted his head, is there a fox in the Chinese zodiac?

"nor."

"Meow?!"

Tuantuan was shocked again and expressed disappointment.

"Qin Ren Qin Ren, where is Pixiu? Is it a zodiac sign?"

"Why do you forget a hundred thousand after reading it? Nope."

So Luo Yao was shocked and disappointed together with Tuantuan.

Frustrated, the flannel ball grabbed the small dried fish, and the bitter fish entered the throat, tons of tons——

The unreconciled spirit beast opened the refrigerator, and a bottle of happiness fell into his throat, tons of tons——

"New Year's Day is a public year, not a lunar year. It's different. There is no such thing as a Chinese zodiac."

"Lunar calendar, solar calendar, lunar calendar..."

The little girl hiccupped, a little groggy:

"Why do you have so many calendars?"

"The Gregorian calendar is the solar calendar, which is the Gregorian calendar, and the lunar calendar is our traditional calendar, also called the lunar calendar."

"Oh, so the belief in the lunar calendar has the zodiac."

"Yes, but..."

Qin Ren thought for a while and ordered:
"...Now, try to talk about Lunar New Year instead of Lunar New Year."

"why?"

"Because our New Year is being targeted by bad guys and it is easy to be stolen."

"Why do people still steal things like this..."

Pixiu murmured and wondered, are the thieves on earth already poor and delirious?

"Spiritual lack is also poverty. As long as you are poor, you will have the motivation to steal."

"In Liuyunzong, anyone who steals secret exercises will have their tongue cut off."

"No way, the thief who stole the New Year has a background."

"Background? Is it a big school?"

Pixiu thought of those great sects on the Wan Yao Continent.

"Well, traditional culture is an important source of our cohesion. There are some big sects on the earth who don't have traditional culture and want to break up the cohesion of others. I wish there would be more thieves like this. Things are mixed together. In their cognitive guidance, ninjas can belong to us, dragons can belong to the East, and Hanfu can also belong to thieves. The cultural habits of different countries in the East can be unified into the category of [Asian]. Try this Disperse the cohesion of the country, and the country that has lost its cohesion will naturally be more easily controlled by itself."

Qin Ren muttered unhurriedly for a long time, Luo Yao blinked his eyes and listened for a long time, and finally spit out two words as expected:
"don't know."

"Normal, don't mention you, these things are actually the plots of those bad ones written in black and white in the book, most people can still understand... Well, they have grown taller as expected."

"Really?"

After Qin Ren checked his body, Lord Shangxian jumped up and down, his eyes lit up with little stars:
"How much longer?"

"One centimeter."

"Only one centimeter!"

"No way. Generally speaking, other little girls are growing their bodies at this stage, but you are different."

"Why is this seat different?"

Luo Yao reluctantly touched her little soft poached egg, and then came to her senses belatedly:

"...Could it be that I don't usually eat enough!"

"fart."

Qin Ren pinched her little face mercilessly:

"The food you eat alone is more than three little girls. You grow up slowly, mainly because the other little girls are underage, but you are an adult."

Luo Yao thought about it, and it seems that she is also, according to the rules of the earth, she is a legal little girl, and she can do many things that other little girls cannot do.

Of course, most of these things were related to Qin Ren.

"So you are different from other little girls. It is not time to grow your body. Even if you are, it is probably slower than human little girls."

"Ugh…"

After hearing this, the little thing sighed. If this continues, I don't know how long it will take to be like the women at home... Anyway, I am still someone's favorite girl. When will I be more worthy of the name? …

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"How about this one?"

"It seems...too plain."

"Vegetarian? I just don't want to wear too much."

"That can't be so casual..."

After lunch, in Gu Qing's bedroom, her sister, who studied until late last night, was still sleeping in, while Xiao Snake was picking out attire for her boyfriend in front of the floor-to-ceiling mirror.

"Just this woolen windbreaker, light gray, just right for a scarf."

"Um…"

Qin Ren looked at himself in the mirror. He seldom wears a windbreaker. He took out the only one in his closet and tried it on, but he didn't expect it to be pretty good.

"Hey, as expected of a scarf from Yourong, it can go with anything."

Qin Ren embraced the little good wife and gave a little chatter, and casually offered her courtesy, the little snake smiled lightly and lightly annoyed him:
"What's more, I went to see my girlfriend's mother-in-law, but I even had to have another girlfriend take care of my clothes..."

"Uh…"

Although what he said was an understatement, Qin Ren still couldn't hold back his old face, and smiled bitterly:
"...Actually, it's not a mother-in-law, but a possible future mother-in-law."

"Probability 99.9%, isn't it?"

Little Snake let out a soft sigh, quite emotionally:
"Speaking of it, out of emotion and reason, you should have had a mother-in-law before Madam Tong..."

"Another one?"

Qin Ren didn't react for a while:
"Who?"

The little snake looked at him quietly:
"My master."

"..."

Not to mention, the big and small snakes have been in love with their mother and daughter for thousands of years. If it weren't for all kinds of erroneous karma, maybe now Qin Ren would really have to call Yu Linger "mother-in-law", and it turned out...

"As a result... who knows the result, you were deceived..."

The little snake blushed as she said that, recalling the various shameful actions the master and apprentice had made between the couch and this villain these days, she gave Qin Ren a somewhat embarrassing look.

Qin Ren, on the other hand, had a cheeky face, and acted like he was not ashamed but proud:

"Yourong, no matter what, I'll just treat you two well in the future."

"..."

The words are good words, why do they sound weird...

I always feel that according to this atmosphere, the next moment, the little snake should look at Qin Ren tearfully and call out "Dad"...

Gee.

That's not okay, father and daughter or something...

It seems that it is no longer the category of shame...

"Okay, that's it."

After choosing the clothes, the little snake gently patted Qin Ren's whole body, appreciating her boyfriend with satisfaction:
"For shoes, wear your mid-cut black Martin boots."

"It's ok, Yourong, your clothes are pretty good now, who did you learn from?"

"Of course it's Miss Su."

"Oh, no wonder..."

Qin Ren has always approved of the clothes of the wife next door.

……

After going out, Qin Ren went to the supermarket first as usual to see what good souvenirs are available. It doesn't matter if you are expensive or not, it is still the first principle not to buy miscellaneous brands. After Qin Ren looked around, it turns out that milk is the most classic.

Qin Ren bought a piece of pure milk. First of all, he ruled out certain cows and certain profits. Everyone understands the reasons. Both Guangming and Huaxi are fine. Qin Ren bought a piece of Guangming pure milk. After leaving the supermarket, he walked all the way to Chengzimen's home I picked some more fruits, and finally knocked on the door of my father-in-law and mother-in-law.

dong dong dong-

squeak-

"Hee hee, come~?"

As expected, the first thing that caught my eye was my sister-in-law's playful face.

"Come in~ Yo, why buy so much?"

"Tsk, don't be careless..."

Qin Ren slapped off his sister-in-law's left hand:
"...This is for parents, what's the matter with you?"

"Oh, it's all the same."

Xiao Chengzi was actually wearing a goose yellow apron with a cat pattern on it, with a rare ball head behind her head, and a small spoon in her right hand, a standard cute little cook, which made Qin Ren feel angry. He couldn't help but look at her more:

"Are you cooking?"

"I'm learning, helping my mother to do it, and learning by the way."

"Have you had lunch so late?"

"Well, my father is not at home on a business trip these days, and my mother and I eat more casually, so the time is casual together."

"Is that so..."

After all, sister-in-law's staple food is brother-in-law's blood. Qin Ren expressed his understanding. After putting the milk and fruit on the coffee table, he rubbed his hands and couldn't help looking around:
"So what about Madam Tong?"

"What Mrs. Tong is called Mom!"

"..."

"The noodles boiled in the pot, my mother taught me when to put them down and when to add water, and then told me to watch it myself. She is in the bedroom right now."

As soon as the words fell, a gentle voice really came from a certain room:
"Xiao Yu, is that Qin Ren?"

"Mmm, mom, my brother-in-law is here to see you~"

"Oh, Qin Ren, come in."

?

Come in?

where to go

Qin Ren was still in a daze, but Xiao Chengzi had already pushed his butt in the direction of a certain room:
"Go, go, it's rare that dad is not at home on New Year's Day today, isn't it easy for you? Go and have a good chat with mom."

While talking, Qin Ren had already half-pushed and came to a door, and his sister-in-law skipped to the kitchen. Qin Ren was still hesitating at the door to enter the mother-in-law's room so carelessly, but Tong Lu's voice rang again in the room stand up:
"Qin Ren?"

"Hey... hey! Auntie!"

"Come in, it's unlocked."

"okay!"

To be honest, I always felt more nervous than entering my girlfriend's room for the first time when entering my mother-in-law's room. Qin Ren slowly opened the door, but before he saw the scene, a strong fragrance slowly penetrated into his nostrils. It actually calmed down Qin Ren's originally tense mood, and when he looked inside, the furnishings inside were extremely simple.

The only thing that can be regarded as a feature is probably that there is a double bed in the bedroom, but there is only one pillow on the head of the bed.

But Qin Ren was well aware of this. After all, Xiao Chengzi had said last time during the Mid-Autumn Festival that Mrs. Tong and her father-in-law had always slept separately.

But compared to these, when Qin Ren really opened the door completely, the scenery that greeted him was enough to shock him.

Tong Lu's bedroom is the kind of master bedroom that is connected to the free sun room outside, and the so-called sun room has been converted into a balcony. There are a variety of beautiful things, rows of large and small green plants, flowers and even fruits seem to fill the balcony inadvertently, but it seems that there is a special combination of horticultural ingredients, just like a delicate small garden that can only be matched with a villa.

And in this small garden that looked like Alice's Wonderland, a soft and beautiful figure was holding a small white watering can in his hand. When Qin Ren came in, he straightened up, with a bright and charming face in the flowers and plants. Under the cover, a sweet smile slowly bloomed.

"Qin Ren, happy new year, Qin Ren."

"Ah good…"

Qin Ren stared blankly at the pair of water-cut autumn eyes of the young and beautiful woman in the garden, and felt that the glimpse she had just lifted up was really like an elegant deer quietly passing through the forest.

(End of this chapter)