No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 411

New Year's Day, late at night.

I don't know if it's because of being with his mother-in-law today, but Qin Ren rarely felt a little tired today. After chatting with his ex-girlfriend and the vice president for a while at night, he went to sleep with Pixiu in his arms.

This time I fell asleep very quickly, and woke up very quickly.

It didn't take long for Qin Ren to be awakened by a series of wechat ringtones, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that it was indeed his sister-in-law's daily harassment.

[Little Chengzi: Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, my mother praised you when I went back today~]

[Little Chengzi: Say you're sensible, caring, talented, etc~]

[Little Chengzi: Don't pretend to be asleep!Knife.jpg]

[Little Chengzi: Well, it’s been a long time since I told you a story. I’ll tell you a bedtime story. I made it up myself. It’s called "The Thousand and One Nights of the Frog Prince and the King’s Second Daughter, the Little Princess"]

[Little Orange: 52'']

……

It's the same style as always...

If it was Qin Ren in the past, he would have ignored her as usual, but now Qin Ren remembers clearly that time he promised Xiao Chengzi that he would never completely ignore her on WeChat like in the past.

Thinking of this, the appearance of the sister-in-law that came to mind made Qin Ren feel helpless, a little doting smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, he still didn't listen to the voice, and just slapped Typed back to her:
[It's the atmosphere, not the weapon.Pig head.jpg]

Such a terrible typo, it must not be intentional...

……

After dismissing my sister-in-law and preparing to fall asleep again, the vampire princess appeared.

Qin Ren was thinking that he hadn't fed her today.

"Are you sleepy?"

"Ah...a little..."

Qin Ren yawned:

"It's okay, you can eat first."

"Oh."

"Hey hey!"

Qin Ren's face darkened, and he raised his hand to support the vampire girl's chin:

"Not eating this!"

"Aren't you sleepy?"

"so what?"

"No, dear master, the main reason is that I'm really sleepy, so I can cook porridge or something... I can't make an appointment tonight..."

Of course, Qin Ren was not dissatisfied, but felt that this statement was obviously unreasonable.

However, when Su Lili suddenly spat out a few mouthfuls of demonic blood with a mouthful of "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

So just like that, Qin Ren fell asleep again in a daze after a few ten minutes, and then the wechat bell rang again, startling Qin Ren who was about to fall asleep.

Ding-dong-

Opened WeChat and saw that it was Yu Linger Baby.

[Lingbao: Husband, are you asleep? 】

[Qin Ren: Asleep]

【Lingbao: oh oh】

The night fell silent again.

After half a minute.

Ding-dong-

[Lingbao: Bad guy!You lied to me! 】

"..."

At night, Qin Ren, who was already sleepy, was directly amused by a certain idiot girlfriend.

[Qin Ren: Baby, I was sleepwalking just now, what's wrong? 】

【Lingbao: It's nothing... I just woke up, couldn't fall asleep, and missed you again, so I wanted to chat with you or something...】

To be honest, it's really an unfortunate coincidence. In the past, Qin Ren would definitely accompany him, but now...

Qin Ren looked at the two sleeping little lolis on the left and right, thought for a while, and finally pulled himself together, and decided to chat with Big Snake for a while.

"So who woke you up?"

"Rong'er..."

"Her, what's wrong with her, sleepwalking too?"

Although the two of them slept in different rooms, they both put their mobile phones on the pillows, with the microphones facing their mouths, and their voices were slow and soft, as if the other party was beside their pillows.

Yu Ling'er likes this kind of feeling like a husband and wife talking at night, wrapped in the quilt, three points of sweetness and seven points of happiness in her heart, unknowingly talking to her boyfriend is more sweet than usual.

"Rong'er doesn't know how to sleepwalk, she just talks in her sleep, humming, humming..."

"Humph? Humph what?"

"..."

"Ok?"

"Just keep calling... the name of a certain pig's trotter..."

"Well, that's normal."

"Hmph! Normal shit!"

Qin Ren generously took the initiative to recognize the identity of the pig's trotters. Yu Ling'er hummed lightly, not knowing whether it was a complaint or something, and added in a shy voice:
"She just... huh, huh, called you by your name... it's so... burnt! Don't be ashamed..."

"That's a bad word."

Upon hearing this, Qin Ren immediately corrected his eldest girlfriend:
"This is the heartfelt longing between lovers, baby, I think you should learn from Rong'er in this regard."

"Pooh!"

Who wants to learn from that little burner? The suzerain is the one who knows the most shame. After spitting on Qin Ren, he suddenly fell silent for a long time.

"Hello? Baby? Still there?"

"Huh? Um... yes."

Yu Linger on the other end of the phone was thoughtful:
"I just suddenly remembered that the sound just now came from... It seems that it wasn't Rong'er who woke me up just now..."

Not Ronger?

Who could that be?

There are only three people in their bedroom, either a big snake or a small snake, or...

"?!"

Therefore, Qin Ren was also silent.

The two of them seemed to realize something at the same time, and the atmosphere suddenly became awkward, especially Qin Ren.

"Qin...Qin Ren, I didn't say anything..."

In the end, Big Snake opened her mouth cautiously. She didn't want to offend the elders of her boyfriend's family, and in terms of qualifications, it seems that someone who is an older sister is indeed qualified to miss Qin Ren...

"cough…"

Qin Ren also belatedly perfunctory:

"That...Qing'er sometimes just likes to have strange dreams, baby, please understand, don't worry..."

"Uh-huh!"

"I'll just pretend you didn't say anything, and don't tell Qing'er tomorrow, lest she be shy or something..."

"Uh-huh!"

The so-called husband sings and the wife follows, whatever Qin Ren says, the big snake is what it is.

Anyway, he is the worst, he should be the most experienced when encountering such bad things...

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In this way, after tossing about all night, Qin Ren slept until noon the next day.

The caring little snake didn't even make his lunch at all.

"Ah? Didn't do it?"

Yu Linger felt sorry for her boyfriend at that time:
"Are you hungry?"

"Hungry, are you going to work for a while this afternoon? I just happen to go to the convenience store with you later and have some oden."

Little Snake regretted hearing this:

"If I had known earlier, I should have steamed more rice for you."

"No, no, no, I don't have any appetite when I just woke up, so it's fine."

Qin Ren immediately gave an example of a company colleague:

"There is a sister in our company. For some reason this year, she lives with her husband and her parents-in-law. The parents-in-law are the kind of people who can't take time off. Every weekend, after working overtime, she and her husband want to sleep well. I was lazy, but the parents-in-law insisted on forcibly waking the two of them up for breakfast and lunch. She and her husband were so angry, but every time they said it, the parents-in-law would say "for your own good" or something like that Let’s talk, it’s very tormenting.”

What Qin Ren meant was that in fact, when you love someone and feel sorry for someone, understanding is the most important thing, and you must never patronize your own good intentions.After hearing this point, Xiao Snake nodded in agreement with relief.

However, Qin Ren, who was about to go to the convenience store for dinner after washing up, received an unexpected call when he was about to go out.

"Hello? Ah Cui?"

"Exorcist, about the photo you posted of my horn last time, come over when you have time?"

(End of this chapter)