No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 414 Horror Movie Wei Chair
(retro title form, retro everyday)

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"I am back."

"Hmph, dead man, where have you been fooling around?"

"..."

As soon as he got home, Qin Ren saw a certain little thing on the sofa, with a resentful face on his face like a human being, and there were ten thousand alpacas running past in his heart.

"My ugly words are up front, man, keep yourselves clean outside, don't pick those unclean wild flowers, you will make a mess, I will divorce you sooner or later... Oh, it hurts——!"

"You still divorced me..."

Qin Ren held Pixiu's soft little face and kneaded it into various fun shapes:
"Say, what unhealthy little TV are you watching again?"

"Didn't read it! If you don't believe me, ask Tang Bobo!"

"?"

Only then did Qin Ren discover that Tang Bobo was there too, with his little butt pouted, and his head stuck into the pillow on the sofa. Because the pants were the same color as the pillow, they were directly mixed into the pillow like camouflage, and Qin Ren was not caught for a while. Discover.

"Bobo."

"Brother Qin Ren...hey..."

Tang Bobo supported her "old waist" and stood up from the pillow:

"Uncle Qin Ren~"

"What are you doing?"

"Yaoyao wants to watch a horror movie, I'm preparing to cover."

"When did this seat say you watched a horror movie?"

Pixiu hugged her little arms in dissatisfaction, because her face was still being pulled, her voice was a bit vague:
""Bigfoot Leech" is a costume film, not scary at all."

"???"

Bigfoot leeches?

This title, which strongly smells like a third-rate American movie, not only reminded Qin Ren of "Five-Headed Shark" and the like, but it also sounded like a horror theme.

However, after Lord Shangxian turned on the TV, Qin Ren found out in silence that this was really a domestically produced period drama.

"This is "Queen of the Bigfoot Horse"! God damn the bigfoot leech..."

"Bigfoot Horse Queen" starring Tang Guoqiang and Lu Liping, joked about Zhu Yuanzhang's wife, the story of the unbound foot queen horse. This TV series may not be very famous, but it is also Qin Ren's childhood memories. I don't know Luoyao's day Where did the tears of these times come from at night.

"Bobo, don't be afraid, it's not a horror movie, just sit and watch it."

"oh oh."

……

As the holiday continued, Qin Ren turned on the computer and sat down in front of the chair. Good guy, he yawned first.

Back in the day, Qin Ren would only yawn as soon as he sat down at his desk when he was in school.

Now it is reasonable to say that it should be like this when I go to work, but I didn't expect that I would yawn when I was preparing to relax in front of the computer.

"Damn, it's sunny again..."

"Eh…?"

In front of another computer next to him, Big Snake, who was waiting for the game update, bit his lip and looked sideways. His eyes were seven parts shocked, two parts comforting, and one part resentful.

"No, no, baby, I'm talking about electronic Yangwei."

Qin Ren patted his chest:

"Your husband, I am healthy!"

"Oh, that's how it is…"

Yu Ling'er breathed a sigh of relief, her pretty face powdered slightly:

"If you don't speak clearly, Bai is worried for Rong'er..."

"Hey, you're only worried about You Rong...?"

Qin Ren leaned over cheaply, and his two big hands began to skillfully dishonest.

"Otherwise...ah! Don't...in broad daylight..."

"Baby, my hands are mainly cold and I want to warm up...Huh? Baby, have you hidden a warm water bottle, let me see..."

"Hey~!..."

Put it here, move it there, after a little fuss, Qin Ren's mental state has improved a lot, and he decided to accompany his girlfriend to have a gang fight for a while, and open 4399 when the game is updated, wanting to reminisce about his childhood Play a little game.

"Escape... escape..."

Qin Ren tried a few key words, and clicked on "Escape from the Room". There are countless deciphering games like this, such as "Escape from the Room", "Escape from the Room", "Escape from the Room" and "Escape from the Room 2010". However, there are only a few who have done well or even become famous. When Qin Ren was a child, he memorized the name and cover of the game when he was in computer class at school, but now he doesn't have that kind of thought.

Randomly picking the one that was pleasing to the eye, Qin Ren completely relaxed and slacked off after playing with people, his buttocks became restless, he sat on the chair twisting and turning, and his whole body began to bow like a prawn.

Qin Ren sat on an old-fashioned single stool with four legs. It was the same kind of chair he used to sit at school, but the chair at school had a back, which was not available at home. Qin Ren twisted and twisted there and dreamed back to his school days. He turned the front two legs of the chair up, leaving only the back two legs to shake on the ground, and finally left only one stool leg, playing acrobatics on the spot.

"Meow?"

This time, Tuantuan, who was lying on the floor in a big font and dozing, was dumbfounded. Even she knew that this was a very dangerous move. She didn't know which tendon of Qin Ren was wrong. Could it be that he thought he was also a vigorous cat? ?

Of course, the fox is also in good shape.

"Meow…"

So, out of concern for his master's safety, Tuantuan cautiously walked to Qin Ren's chair, raised his claws and tried to stabilize his chair legs.

But at this moment, Yu Yourong's voice came from the kitchen:
"Tuantuan, where's Tuantuan? The last bit of fish is dried, and I'll give it to you soon."

"Meow~?!"

Tuantuan's big blue eyes stared, his hind paws scratched the smooth floor, and his furry body shot straight towards the kitchen, and Qin Ren fell back on the ground with his chair clattering.

"Qin Ren!"

"hiss…"

"Are you okay?"

"It's alright..."

Qin Ren stood up with grinning teeth. It wouldn't hurt to break someone at this level, but the chair was torn to pieces.

"Unfortunately, it has been used for many years."

"This wood is rotten, and sooner or later it will."

"Well, but it's quite memorable to keep at home."

A mere chair, in fact, Qin Ren himself can't say what commemorative significance, but he has always been a very nostalgic person, always reluctant to part with some old things in the house, so he put away the broken chair and put it in the I put it in the cabinet in the corner, thinking that one day I have nothing to do to repair it by myself, or find a carpenter to repair it, and then save it.

As for using it as a computer chair, it's really not suitable.

"As for the chair, it's time to buy one."

Yu Linger suggested:

"Qin Ren, do you understand artificial mechanics?"

"Ok?"

Qin Ren was taken aback when he heard that:
"What mechanics?"

Qin Ren had studied architectural mechanics in school, which was a relatively difficult course, but is this the time to talk about it?

"That's right... I heard that there is a kind of artificial mechanical chair, which is very suitable for people like you who go to work. It is good for the waist and cervical spine."

"Oh--"

Da Sheer explained with gestures, and Qin Ren understood:
"Is it an ergonomic chair?"

"exactly!"

Da She'er clasped her hands in front of her chest, and looked at her boyfriend seriously:
"Qin Ren, I'm going to get paid again soon, can I buy you an ergonomic chair then?"

"Damn, why do you want to buy it..."

Qin Ren felt warm in his heart. Looking at the sincere baby Ling'er, he was a little moved:
"Since you also know that ergonomic chairs are good, you should buy one for yourself. Every time you stop at a convenience store, it takes so long."

"No need, I'm a cultivator, so I'm not afraid of these things, and the snake clan's body is very soft, you...you don't know..."

"..."

It's true, Qin Ren suddenly became a little envious.

(End of this chapter)