No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 438 New Year's Gift
I don't know who made it, or maybe only the Qin family has such an unwritten rule.

That is, all bulk melon seeds, candies and snacks do not belong to the category of "snacks" in the true sense during the Chinese New Year, but belong to a special category of commodities that truly have the meaning of "New Year's goods".

The so-called "sweeping goods in the supermarket" mainly means sweeping these things.

In this most important link, a few people can't patronize to buy it by themselves, but are going to wait for Gu Qing, who went back to school for a last-minute business, to return, and then everyone will continue to buy together.

……

Therefore, after a group of people waited for Luo Yao to finish piling up her hill, they went to the digital home appliance area first. It happened that various promotions were being held there, and they could play game consoles and use them as a rest area.

In the era of Internet information, places like supermarkets seem to be slower to be sensitive to popular products in terms of electronic and digital products. This is probably why many groups who are really interested in digital products, such as men, often do not Will be interested in physical digital stores.

For example, the fitness ring and ps4 that are currently being promoted, one was once an Internet celebrity two years ago, but it is actually not compatible with otaku, and the other is already a product of the previous generation.

So the entire promotion area is almost occupied by girls and children. A group of Yingying and Yanyan are trying out the fitness ring, while another group of children are frantically rubbing the handles. Qin Ren looked at it and never expected this kind of digital area. At this time, he was actually the only man.

"Hey."

Su Lili raised a soft paw, and stepped on Chuxiong's feet:

"What are you looking around for?"

"No, I'm just looking at where all the men around here have gone."

"Oh, they should all be over there."

Su Lili squatted down in one direction, and Qin Ren looked along, only to find in astonishment that there was another area on the other side of the digital promotion area that was on sale, and the products were all kinds of products including fishing rods and baits. With fishing gear, a group of old men are watching an uncle salesman with their hands behind their backs.

……

To be reasonable, even though Qin Ren himself is not a fishing enthusiast, but he doesn't know why, seeing that these married men are so obsessed with fishing, something in his heart seems to be hooked, and suddenly Also ran over with great interest to join in the fun.

As a result, not too far away, I heard the uncle in the crowd using a little bee, explaining his exclusive nest-making secret recipe in a straight-forward manner:
"One bag of big crucian carp Terminator! 3+1 half bag! One bag of crucian carp master! One bag of non-air force! Another bag of blue crucian carp storm and god crucian carp! One bag of Antarctic shrimp powder! Buy one get one free now! Ha! Then there is the Almighty Brother, fishing for crucian carp like crazy, one bag for each one..."

……

As an amateur, Qin Ren listened for a while, his brows gradually furrowed. Instead of talking about the exclusive bait recipe, he always felt like he was giving the fish the name of the dish.

Promoters are still sparing no effort to promote the above "dishes", claiming that as long as they are bought back and used, any fish can be caught.

No matter what the other spectators thought, Qin Ren curled his lips in disbelief anyway. Instead of buying a bunch of baits, he might as well choose a good fishing rod.

For example, Qin Ren's family had two fish, all of them were plump and tender, and they came from another world. Qin Ren promised that he didn't need to use any bait, he only needed to take out his big fishing rod and make sure that each one caught them accurately.

Hmm...Sometimes it is much more interesting to lift and fling the fishing rod on purpose, watching the cute fishes scrambling for food than making nests...

……

They were buying fishing gear there, but a certain pervert thought of something strange. When Qin Ren came to his senses, he couldn't help feeling depressed for a while, somewhat worried about his present and future mental health.

Back in the digital promotion area, Qin Ren discovered that Yu Linger, his master and his apprentice, had also played with fitness rings.

First of all, Yu Yourong came on stage. Reasonable, even if Yu Yourong didn't play video games very much, Qin Ren didn't have to worry about her performance in Ring Fit Adventure.

After all, he was born in physical training.

Sure enough, after the short trial of the first level, Little Snake didn't even take a breath. With a seemingly flat expression, Qin Ren read the word "just this" from his girlfriend's face. The girls watching from the side also looked enviously at the little snake's figure, especially the abdomen and arms.

From their point of view, people like Yu Yourong who have "twigs bearing fruit" often only exist in video special effects. If they want to be compatible with super high physical fitness, they must have a vest line. Muscle or something.

It's a pity that it's winter, and they really can't see it after watching it for a long time.

……

Next came the Big Snake.

Different from the disciple, the master is not a physical trainer in the first place. After coming to the earth, he has always been far inferior to the disciple. Otherwise, he wouldn't be spanked by the rebel if he didn't understand.

Therefore, Yu Ling'er's performance after holding the fitness ring is naturally not as good as that of Little Snake's finger. She started panting in just half a minute, her pretty face turned red after 1 minute, and sweated finely after 2 minutes. It began to ooze out on the tip of the nose and forehead.

All of this, of course, was as Qin Ren imagined.

However, beyond Qin Ren's imagination, Baby Ling'er, who had worked so hard on the fitness ring, had created a different kind of beautiful scene because of it.

Frowning willow eyebrows...

The hot air between the lips...

The blush of the cheeks...

Hair wet with sweat...

The ever-swollen and heaving chest...

……

Qin Ren was shocked when he saw it, and now he finally understood why the fitness ring was once so popular in the Internet celebrity circle. Some female anchors were ignorant, but they really understood men.

……

"Ah, ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no..."

In the end, Big Snake ended the trial play under the understanding eyes of the girls onlookers, and then immediately went to his boyfriend in aggrieved way:

"Husband~ I...I really can't do it..."

"Hmm! It's okay!"

Although his performance was far inferior to that of Little Snake, Qin Ren gave Big Snake a thumbs up from the bottom of his heart:
"Baby, you have to believe in yourself! In fact, this game is pretty good. Why don't we buy a fitness ring and go back, so you can play more when you have nothing to do at home. After playing for a long time, you will become better, how about it?"

"Eh?"

The suzerain was a little confused, he raised his head in doubt, and blinked his almond eyes twice:
"But...but I don't want to become better. I can't play this kind of game well, but I don't really want to play..."

"It doesn't matter, I checked the price when you just started playing, a host set is cheaper than online by a thousand, it doesn't matter if you buy one back... um... just treat it as a New Year's gift for your baby, even if you don't play fitness rings You can play other games too."

"new Year's gift…?"

The sudden surprise made Yu Ling'er overjoyed all of a sudden, and immediately hugged Qin Ren like a wild beast, and kissed him twice:
"Husband, you are so kind~"

"Hey…"

Qin Ren was smirking, when suddenly there was a light cough behind him, his smile faltered, and he turned around to see that a certain little snake was pretending to look at the scenery in the distance. But it was obvious that he was going to poke or not.

"Ugh..."

Immediately afterwards, a certain little bitch also lay silently at her feet, her ears flopped, her big eyes were dark and watery, she looked away, and whimpered for no reason.

"..."

Qin Ren couldn't laugh or cry in his heart.

Well, now at least three New Year's gifts must be prepared.

(End of this chapter)