No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 457 Interesting

"Uh... Siyun, you said this hat, it..."

"The surname is Qin!"

Cheng Siyun's face darkened, and he held Qin Ren's handsome face with both hands, making him look into his eyes:
"If you play tricks on me, I'll buy a ticket and fly away now."

"no!"

Qin Ren frowned, raised his hand and put aside her weak arms, and hugged Chengzi tightly with open arms:
"When you come back, don't go anymore. If you want to go, I will go too."

"Oh... you..."

She was still counting hats, why did he seem to be a guest...

But after all, he is the man he loves, Cheng Siyun's eyes softened, one hand pressed on his generous back, the other hand stroked his hair, and said faintly:

"I've convinced you, the big man is acting coquettishly, acting like a girl... What do you mean I go and you go too? You go, what about the green hats you put on me at home?"

"Take it, together."

"???"

Cheng Siyun was stunned for a moment, then angry and funny at once, picked up the pillow on the sofa and threw it on Qin Ren's cheeky face.

"Qin Ren! Do you think I'm so angry! You can kick your nose in the face!"

"No, Siyun, Orange..."

"Shut up! Are you full!"

"Full...full..."

"Go wash the dishes!"

"Oh…"

Qin Ren nodded like pecking rice, and went to the kitchen with the bowl in hand.

……

Big Snake, who was sitting behind the sofa in front of the computer the whole time, was wearing headphones, but turned on the mute. He wanted to interrupt a few times in the middle, but was stopped by the little Snake who was more blatantly eavesdropping.

After all, Little Snake seldom plays games, so standing next to his master and pretending to watch the battle is somewhat unreasonable, what else could it be but eavesdropping?
"Stupid, what do you want to do?"

"I... I am..."

Yu Linger held his apprentice's hand, with a look of grievance and anxiety:

"Rong'er, look at Sister Siyun...so fierce to Qin Ren..."

"..."

useless stuff...

"Can that be called fierce?"

The little snake couldn't bear it any longer, and gently picked up Master's soft ears:
"Are you less aggressive towards him than usual?"

"That's... mine doesn't count..."

The Sovereign's pretty face blushed:

"...I was playing with him..."

"Oh, you are allowed to play around, but sister Siyun is not allowed to play around?"

"No...it's not the same..."

After all, it was her husband. Although Cheng Siyun came here earlier than them, it was the first time for her to return to China. Yu Ling'er looked at the "new woman" at home who was attacking her husband, and she couldn't help feeling distressed.

"Linger, Rong?"

"!"

"!!"

The beautiful and moving voice sounded, the master and the apprentice looked at Cheng Siyun, who had come over at some time, and looked behind her hands, there was a hint of cuteness in her warm and sweet smile, and they couldn't help sighing in their hearts at its beauty, even the girl I couldn't help but want to stick with her.

Of course, it's not because of Lala's kind of feelings, in short, it's because of the overwhelming affinity.

"What are you whispering?"

"It's nothing."

The little snake shook her head vigorously, but the big snake couldn't think about it a little bit, her cheeks puffed up, her eyebrows frowned and she hummed:
"Sister Siyun, have you always been fierce to Qin Ren?"

"Master!..."

The little snake hurriedly pulled the collar of the big snake, but Cheng Siyun smiled even more happily:

"Yeah, it's actually much better now. In the past, when I was in school, he made me angry, and I even hit him with books~"

"what…"

Big Snake bit his lip, no wonder her husband was so playful, he must have been knocked on the head by Cheng Siyun at that time...

"Oh, I used that kind of big textbook, not the edge of the book. When I was studying, everyone just played around like this occasionally. It doesn't hurt...why? My heart hurts?"

"a little bit…"

"Oh."

Cheng Siyu took the pillow and put it in Da She'er's hand:

"Then you avenge your husband and hit me."

"No no no..."

Big Snake's face turned red and white suddenly, and he waved his head and hands together:

"Si... Sister Siyun, I didn't mean that..."

"Tsk, I didn't believe you were allowed to say that you were a stupid master before, but now it seems that you are indeed stupid."

"...?"

Cheng Siyu glanced at the clumsy Yu Ling'er, held back a smile on the corner of her mouth, took her hands and shook them:

"Ling'er, do you know that this man has to be beaten sometimes, otherwise, after a long time, the superior atmosphere at home will make him confused, and even affect his character and work …Of course, it’s mainly psychological beating, physical beating is just a kind of...uh...auxiliary fun~"

"Sex..."

"That's right, if you want to have a good life, you need tastes of different natures in every aspect. Linger, don't say that you don't know what tastes mean..."

As Cheng Siyun said, he suddenly moved his face closer to Yu Ling'er, and there was more teasing in his eyes than before, and he whispered:
"...When you and Xiao Xingren'er were on the bed, did you have some fun...?"

"!!!"

Yu Ling'er's heart skipped a beat, and a beautiful blush instantly crept from her neck to her ears.

"Huh? To be shy is to admit it?"

"..."

To be reasonable, at this point, it would be okay if she was with her husband, apprentice, or even Su Lili, but Yu Linger would not be ashamed to be asked such a careless question by a "new woman".

Cheng Siyun asked a few more times, and Yu Linger simply pushed the pillow into Cheng Siyun's arms angrily and ashamedly:
"Sister Siyun...why do you like to bully people just like that bad guy..."

"Oh——so you would call him a bad guy..."

Cheng Siyun nodded thoughtfully:
"anything else?"

"Sister Siyun!..."

"Hee hee~ let's talk~"

"oops…"

……

Seeing that Master was about to bury his head in the swollen skirt, Xiao Snake realized that when he was looking at the two of them from the side, the corners of his lips raised unconsciously.

Xiao Snake suddenly realized that the scene after "that woman" he had once imagined after returning home was completely different from what happened in reality.

"That woman" is not as fierce as imagined, nor as pear blossoms and rain as imagined, but after just one chat with the girls in the family, she silently, joyfully, happily and harmoniously blended in...

No.

It should be said that it was me and the master who in turn merged into her...

There are other girls who may also...or soon...

……

For a long time, Xiao Snake, who was obsessed with becoming the mistress of the Qin family, suddenly realized that this is the real mistress demeanor, and a sense of frustration suddenly surged in her heart...

"Huh? What's wrong with you Rong?"

"It's okay, Miss Siyun..."

The little snake sniffed at the slightly sour nose, but the red corners of the eyes could not escape the corners of Cheng Zi's eyes.

So she stopped teasing Yu Ling'er, and took classmate Yu Yourong to Qin Ren's bedroom alone.

"Don't say anything, it's okay."

Cheng Siyun looked at Yu Yourong seriously:
"Yourong, we are all one family, and you and I are girls. On earth, we are your closest relatives. You really have the heart to hide your unhappy little secret and let your family replace you. Are you worried?"

"Sister Siyun..."

Now that it has been said to this extent, Xiao Snake finally couldn't help but choke up a little:

"...I...I think I might...be a little jealous of you..."

"envy?"

"...You are the mistress of the Qin family. You are very suitable... No, you are born because you were the first... Before you came back, I was still thinking about myself..."

"You can be wrong."

"Eh…?"

Cheng Siyun interrupted the little snake and said:

"You are just longing, not jealous."

"Is there... any difference?"

"Of course, jealousy is to see the good points of others, but you don't make progress yourself. You just want others to be bad all day long. You Rong, you are a kind-hearted snake. Do you want me to be bad?"

The kind-hearted Snake touched the corners of his eyes, and shook his head firmly:

"No! Absolutely not!"

"That's it, and you don't want to make progress. It is good enough for ordinary people to have one thing they are good at, but You Rong is not only good at cultivation, but also good at learning everything after you come to Earth. You want to use it in everything you do. Do it well...so you, at best, dream of me, but it's all an illusion."

"illusion?"

"Uh-huh."

Cheng Siyun thought for a while and gave an example:
"It's like when two strangers get along, they treat each other with gentle manners at the beginning. If everyone is excellent, maybe they will appreciate each other and look forward to each other. As a result, after a long time, they become best friends, and the aura fades, and they start calling each other little bitches. What a showy hoof..."

……

The example Cheng Siyun gave made Xiao Snake's heart startled, because she always felt a sense of déjà vu.

Well…

It seems that she and the master were restrained in various ways when they first stacked Arhats, but now... as Sister Siyun said, they are more relaxed.

……

"So Yourong, maybe you have longing for me now because of psychological reasons, but in fact it's just that you are not familiar with me. In fact, I have many shortcomings."

"Really?"

"Yeah, for example, when I came home, I was shocked to see that the house was orderly and tidy everywhere, but when I was in the school dormitory, the words "dirty and messy" accounted for two of them."

"Dirty and messy?"

"It's chaos and badness!"

Cheng Siyun tapped Little Snake's forehead:
"How can a girl be dirty? If you don't like cleanliness, you won't be fragrant~"

"But you are a good cook."

This is true. Little Snake only found out when Cheng Siyun returned to China. It turns out that Cheng Siyun taught most of Qin Ren's cooking skills. Today's lunch was also shown by Cheng Siyun. Little Snake can only admit that he is slightly inferior one chip.

"I'm good at cooking, but I'm not good at sports. I can go forward and turn smoothly. And when it comes to work, I like to play corners. It's all unnecessary. When I was doing the final project, I even quarreled with the teacher because of this problem." Stand up..."

"Do you fight with people too?"

The little snake was completely shocked:
"You have such a good personality..."

"No matter how good they are, they are not clay figurines... and some have even worse personalities... It's hard to say..."

Cheng Siyun muttered in a lower and lower voice, and finally patted his face:

"Okay, Yourong, in short, I don't have anything worth looking forward to. Speaking of which, what do you yearn for in me? Is it character?"

"Probably... Anyway, I just now... I feel like 'No wonder my brother likes her'..."

"Wow, you actually praise me so much? Then let me tell you a secret."

"What secret?"

"Actually, from the time when Xiao Xingren and I had a crush on each other, to when I first went abroad, there were always many good girls around Qin Ren who liked him and tried to poach me..."

"?"

This is indeed a secret, the little snake pricked up his ears:

"and then?"

"Then they all failed. Qin Ren...Actually...he was very specific. As far as those who chased him before, I thought there were more girls who were better than me, but he just refused firmly, even if they were all I have been with a certain beautiful woman as a friend for a long time, but as soon as she revealed his true purpose, he turned his face and refused to recognize her, and deleted the phone in seconds..."

Speaking of this, Cheng Siyun glanced at the expression of the little snake, and knew that the "single-mindedness" in his mouth might mean "to tease her" to the little snake, so he scratched his hair in embarrassment, and seriously added road:
"Of course! He's changed now! He's changed his mind! And it started with allowing you!"

"..."

Little Snake lowered his head, grabbed the bed sheet with his hands, and blinked his long eyelashes:
"Sister Siyun...I'm sorry..."

"Wrong! That big pig's hoof is sorry for me, sorry for us!"

Cheng Siyun with his arms akimbo, full of heroism:
"Yourong, if you can make Qin Ren really like you, at least it shows that you are a better girl than those who once wanted to chase him. At the same time, if Qin Ren likes you, it shows that he is a big pig-footed scumbag. It's two different things, understand?"

……

Little Snake doesn't really understand, so let's just nod first.

……

Afterwards, the two girls kept chatting for a long time. When Qin Ren outside went to eavesdrop on the door, he even heard two strings of silver bell-like laughter. It was obvious that the chat was not generally happy.

"Cow..."

Qin Ren had no choice but to give his "ex-girlfriend" a thumbs-up, but he also knew that the situation on his side was not optimistic. Cheng Zi had already pointed out that he had cuckolded her. Qin Ren originally thought of some specious euphemisms All have lost their meaning, and the next step is to consider how to make her forgive herself.

Forgiving is not the hardest part, the hardest part is getting her to accept her relationship with other girls.

From the looks of it now, she treats other girls very well, but it's hard to say if it involves herself...

……

Soon, the night was getting dark.

Little Snake and Cheng Siyun finally came out of the bedroom talking and laughing.

"hey-hey…"

Qin Ren hurriedly greeted him with a smile, but what he got was two girls' eyes and a unanimous sentence:
"Scumbag..."

"..."

After finishing speaking, Cheng Zi and Xiao She'er went to watch TV on the sofa. The two girls held back their smiles together, leaving Qin Ren depressed in place.

……

I didn't watch TV for a long time, and it was time to wash up as usual, and the family washed up one after another, but there was another girl.

It was time to go to bed after washing up. Qin Ren was already laying out the sofa, but his ass was suddenly kicked by a small foot.

"?"

Qin Ren rubbed his ass and turned his head:

"Orange, how did your feet get smaller?"

"What does it mean to be smaller? I've always been 37."

"Huh? Isn't it 39?"

"You don't even know this!"

……

Qin Ren rubbed his head. His impression of Cheng Zi's feet mainly came from a physical education class when he was studying. At that time, Cheng Zi accidentally stepped on Qin Ren's vitals, and then felt that her feet were very big, at least 39...

Oh!
Qin Ren suddenly realized that it wasn't that he remembered wrongly, nor that Cheng Zi's feet had gotten smaller, but that he had grown up...

……

"What are you doing?"

"It's laying out the sofa."

"What kind of sofa should you lay out? If you have a bed, don't you sleep on the sofa?"

"?"

Qin Ren chuckled:
"Orange, would you like to... follow me..."

"Bah! Good idea! I just returned to China, and you scumbag want to sleep with me?"

"But if you sleep with them..."

Qin Ren counted, two snakes plus Pixiu and sister:

"...Siyun, the bed is too crowded, you... hiss!"

Pig's trotters are pig's trotters, Cheng Siyun pulled the soft flesh of his "ex-boyfriend":

"I'll sleep with Gu Qing and Luo Yao tonight, you go to sleep with Yu Ling'er and Yu Yourong, isn't it crowded enough?"

"???"

"It just so happens that I catch up with Gu Qing and chat with Xiao Pixiu..."

……

After Cheng Zi said that, she went to look for Gu Qing. Qin Ren behind him rubbed his eyes in shock, and then pinched his own face.

real or fake…

Cheng Zi returned to China, and saw that she was hiding a room full of girls, but she still allowed herself to continue sleeping with them?

……

Regardless of whether it is true or not, the facts have already happened. Qin Ren sat on the head of the bed so familiarly, sitting between the two snakes, and the snakes were lying on the left and right sides, and then put the tablet on Qin Ren. Watch video on Jen's belly.

Qin Ren had been in a daze at first, feeling a little unreal, but surrounded by the fragrance and softness of the girls, he couldn't accept it gradually, calm down, relax, return to normal, and finally forget himself...

……

"Master, can you stop touching the tablet?"

"I'm not moving."

"Then why is this tablet up and down...Ah!~..."

"Bad guy! So it's you... um!..."

……

It was the third stroke of the month, exactly 12:[-] in the morning.

Su Lili in the kennel woke up hungry.

Well... it's time for dinner...

Tsk, it feels like today, the bastard Chu Huan has put his mind on that woman...

She's just an ordinary woman, and she doesn't know what's so special about her.

Just wait, that is, you will be treated specially by Qin Ren for a couple of days. After that, you will be coaxed into bed, and watch me transform into a four-headed dragon, so that you can do as the Romans do...

"what?"

The little bitch was whispering harsh words in her heart, when suddenly she felt a black shadow passing by outside the kennel.

Just as she was about to eat, Su Lili crawled to the entrance of the aisle to see that it was "that woman".

hiss…

What is this woman doing sneaking around in the middle of the night...

Out of curiosity, Su Lili simply used a magic to reduce the sense of existence for herself, and got a little closer, only to find that there were some familiar voices coming from Lu Qing's bedroom, and "that woman" was actually Listening carefully outside the bedroom door, the beautiful face was slightly dazed, the legs were tightly closed, and there was still a blush on the cheeks...

?

? ?
???

Su Lili was dumbfounded.

Wait!Something is wrong with this!Something is wrong with this woman!

……

About two or three minutes later, until "that woman" tiptoed and hurried back to the room, Su Lili still stared in disbelief, and after a long time, she gradually narrowed her eyes, and then a smile that a puppy shouldn't have appeared on the corner of her lips.

original…

in this way…

It seems that even "that woman" that the snakes fear day and night is just a normal woman with needs.

No.

To be precise, compared to other women, she is even a little abnormal...

Su Lili licked her mouth, this is interesting~
(End of this chapter)