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Chapter 503 A new machine?
Chapter 503 A new machine?
When everyone outside began to take a nap, Qin Ren also came out of the leader's office.
The next step is to help the leader with the business he promised, and go to the convenience store downstairs to buy her coffee and pineapple buns.
Qin Ren tidied up his clothes, stuffed the extra piece of toilet paper in the breast pocket of his jacket, and as soon as he went downstairs and entered the convenience store, he felt a strong "strange" atmosphere.
In the convenience store, there are a lot of colorful hair.
Qin Ren quickly realized that this was a cosplay made by the players of "Tower of Angels". Because it was an otome game, all the characters in the game were male, and the cosplayers were all female. At this time, there were about thirty people standing Inside and outside the convenience store, people taking pictures, chatting and shopping are all bustling.
Thirty people are very crowded. This is because the International Finance Center is more prosperous, and the whole family linkage here naturally attracts more people.
From the very beginning when Qin Ren squeezed towards the facade, he felt that something was wrong. He always felt that the players who came to participate in the event were staring at him, but when he arrived at the cash register and was about to buy coffee, a cosplayer finally stared at Qin Ren's shirt After studying the tissue in his pocket for a moment, he took the initiative to talk to him:
"Sister, is the cosplayer Johnny?"
"?"
sisters?
Qin Ren was stunned for a moment, looked around, and was sure that the woman in front of him was asking him, and he firmly denied it:
"Sorry, I'm a man."
"Ah!"
"?"
After hearing Qin Ren's voice, the other party actually showed such an expression, and then directly winked at a distance not far away, and immediately two women disguised as men came over, Qin Ren just said:
"Please leave."
"???"
Qin Ren was completely dumbfounded.
"We don't welcome men."
"???"
Qin Ren continued to be stupid.
Seeing that Qin Ren really didn't understand, the other cosplayer with blue hair who was more burly, that is, more "shabby" clasped his arms and explained tentatively:
"I'm sorry, Otome games have never welcomed male cosplayers, and the male characters are our Jimei's own cosplayers, please leave."
"..."
Qin Ren understood that this group of bastards mainly regarded his office worker's outfit as cosplay.
Is this reasonable?
He's only wearing formal clothes, he hasn't been to work, has he?
"I didn't engage in cosplay, thank you."
Qin Ren explained directly, but the woman who started the conversation suddenly laughed:
"Ah, yes, yes, you wear a breast pocket handkerchief in your regular clothes, what upper-class people?"
"..."
God damn the breast pocket handkerchief, Qin Ren's face turned dark at that moment.
He obviously just stuffed a piece of toilet paper after reporting his work to the leader. Are you talking about Nima...
At this time, the other "friends" around had already begun to chatter.
……
"What's going on with this guy?"
"It's just a low-ranking man who deliberately sneaked into offline activities."
"Could it be that there are men playing otome? It's disgusting."
"I've never seen a woman like this, intentionally sneaking into female players."
"But he seems to be quite..."
"Tsk, do you understand the rules? Who doesn't know that men can't come to otome games?"
……
These people are able to cosplay offline and participate in linkage activities, obviously they have been mixed in some circles.
In the otome game circle, the most important thing is to row men.
Once in a manga exhibition, a boy came out with a cosplay character from an otome game, which was immediately smashed by the female players, and all kinds of hats that normal people couldn't think of were buckled up, such as [Why don't you give money to the otome game? Female coser earn?Oppress women, right? 】
……
Of course, Qin Ren didn't know about these things at this time.
"I'll say it again, I'm not cosplaying your character, it's just a piece of paper."
Qin Ren explained again very clearly, and then went to the front desk to buy coffee.
Probably because Qin Ren's attitude was more decisive, the girls didn't talk about cosplay anymore, but they frowned immediately when they saw Qin Ren buying coffee:
"Can you line up?"
Qin Ren became a little impatient, and a cold air gradually rose between his brows and eyes:
"That's what I lined up to get here."
"Didn't you see that there are a few girls behind you? Haven't you thought about letting them go?"
"..."
Qin Ren was almost laughed at, but he held back and waited silently for the clerk to make the coffee, then turned around after picking up the coffee and pineapple buns.
"Step aside."
He opened his mouth and looked down at the three women standing in front of him.
"you!…"
At first, the woman looked at his attitude and was about to say something, but the two people next to her who were more flattering grabbed her in time and silently stepped aside.
To be reasonable, Qin Ren's expression at this moment already gave them goosebumps.
Especially the blue-haired very rusty Jimei, who obviously couldn't compare to Qin Ren's fierceness. Qin Ren walked through the group of things with such a gloomy face, and all the people who were rustling outside the shop just now were silent. , only one or two would raise their eyes and quietly look at Qin Ren's face and figure.
……
Coincidentally, as soon as Qin Ren arrived at the entrance of the office building, he met a familiar figure.
"Yo? Brother Ren."
Zhou Chi, who was walking and taking pictures with a mobile phone with a bracket, saw Qin Ren, and immediately moved the camera lens of the mobile phone slightly downward, and then said in doubt:
"What's your expression? You're a man?"
"No, I want to ga."
"..."
Actually really angry, Zhou Chi immediately rolled up his sleeves:
"Fuck, who messed with you?"
"Forget it, I'm too lazy to waste time with those gangsters in the convenience store."
Qin Ren waved his hand and got on the elevator, but Zhou Chi was different.
At this time, he was afraid that he would not have a pen to pass the time.
……
A person who is about to change careers is extraordinarily diligent in dealing with new jobs.
Just like when Li Wei first started writing novels, even if there were only dozens of collections, he still insisted on three changes every day.
Zhou Chi didn't even take a nap at the moment, so he came out to live broadcast outdoors at noon. He was worried that there would be no live broadcast content, but when he heard Qin Ren say that the convenience store had a bunch of "bad pens", he became excited at that time.
……
"... There are a lot of tricks to explore the store. For the real and the fake, water friends, go to the Family Mart convenience store and pay attention..."
"...Huh? There seems to be some cosplay. Is the whole family doing some activities..."
----------
Just like that, Qin Ren didn't pay much attention to one thing at first, but when he was on vacation later, his sister Gu Qing suddenly sent him a video link.
[My Lady Queen: Qin Ren, look at this person, isn't he Zhou Chi? 】
[Qin Ren:? 】
Zhou Chi?
Qin Ren curiously opened the video called ["Tower of Angels" Offline Event Players Chase Customers], and saw that the voice of the video shooter was really familiar, and the convenience store was the one downstairs from Qin Ren's company.
In the screen, Zhou Chi seems to have encountered something similar to Qin Ren.
At first, he kept the camera on himself and avoided taking pictures of other passers-by. He went into the store to buy coffee as if he were visiting the store. However, he soon encountered rejection from the players.
Probably because of Zhou Chi's image problem, those people's attitude towards him was obviously worse than that towards Qin Ren back then.
But they never expected that apart from his appearance, Zhou Chi's temper could also be quite different from Qin Ren's.
"I cnm!"
In the video, there was a greeting from Liu Haizhu, a professional mage, sounding the clarion call for the two sides to start a war. Zhou Chi also directly pointed the camera at the faces of those players, followed by a wonderful tear-off.
……
Qin Ren watched the whole video with a smile on his melon seeds, and found that Zhou Chizheng's work was more than that.
Under the recommendation of this popular video, there is another popular video, also uploaded by Zhou Chi.
Basically, on the basis of this incident, an in-depth analysis of the phenomenon behind it was made.
……
"...It's also a recreational work! They don't allow us to go one step further! They don't allow us to "teach them with a father's taste" and "care less about beautiful girls"..."
"...How about us? How many self-entertaining things, regardless of comics, novels and games, naming is a product of imagination, but they still have to be called 'meng', 'misogynist', 'shrimp head' and so on in reality Label!…"
"...When will our compatriots unite like them! To safeguard our rights..."
……
In the video, Zhou Chi wearing a mask speaks loudly and impassionedly. Qin Ren never knew that this guy could have such a writing style. Almost every sentence hits the sensitive point of certain phenomena today.
What's even more rare is that Zhou Chi was not impulsive, and the release of the video came prepared.
Because Qin Ren discovered that he coded himself in the first video, and also wore a mask in the second video, and then watched his live video at that time, as well as the previous live video, which had been deleted by him.
The young anchor who just entered the industry didn't have anyone to cut the clips. In this way, even though he was on the cusp of two popular videos, Zhou Chi was prepared to protect his privacy.
Of course, if things continued to escalate, Qin Ren was still worried that he would be dug out.
Fortunately, he was a complete victim in this incident, and there are countless people supporting him in the two videos, and he has an overall upper hand in the field of online public opinion. "There will also be enthusiastic people who will take the initiative to help him.
……
But these are all vague things. Generally speaking, Qin Ren knew that Zhou Chi was angry.
And his way of getting popular is very unfree, and in the future it will probably be bound to a specific group will and position. If he continues to live broadcast, once he says something wrong, he will be easily backlashed.
These things depend on Zhou Chi's good fortune.
As a brother, Qin Ren couldn't help it either.
Just like Qin Ren once wanted to help the girls from other worlds in his family build an "Internet ivory tower". Cleaning up and rectifying the Internet is a difficult task that non-aliens cannot do, let alone things like Zhou Chi. It's the same as rectifying the people behind the network.
If he could really solve this kind of problem artificially, with Qin Ren's imagination, he couldn't imagine what a great power it would be...
Huh?
wrong…
Don't talk about Zhou Chi's shit for now.
When Qin Ren was sitting on the sofa and looked down at the video, he didn't notice the surroundings. Now that he looked up after watching the video, he finished sighing again, only to realize that there was something wrong in the living room at home.
It seems that there is something more.
Specifically, it seems like something that "belongs" here... is back.
Qin Ren frowned, and slowly focused his gaze on the lower left corner of the TV cabinet, and then his heart skipped a beat.
In the place where the sweeping robot was originally placed, something appeared.
Although this thing is no longer a sweeping robot from the outside.
But the texture of the white metal shell made Qin Ren unable not to associate it with the sweeping robot.
It can only be said that in the living room of the Qin family, at some point, there was another mechanical device silently nestled in the corner.
And as for its appearance...
Qin Ren cautiously approached the white machine in the corner, and after looking at it for a while, he finally decided that if he had to describe it, this thing was basically a "peach".
Or rather, half a peach.
It's like the shape of a big peach that has sunk halfway through the floor.
……
Of course, this is actually a more euphemistic statement.
……
After Qin Ren called the other girls in the family over, everyone carefully observed this brand new machine and came to the same conclusion:
It's a perfect, pretty, sexy…
Mechanical metal ass.
(End of this chapter)
When everyone outside began to take a nap, Qin Ren also came out of the leader's office.
The next step is to help the leader with the business he promised, and go to the convenience store downstairs to buy her coffee and pineapple buns.
Qin Ren tidied up his clothes, stuffed the extra piece of toilet paper in the breast pocket of his jacket, and as soon as he went downstairs and entered the convenience store, he felt a strong "strange" atmosphere.
In the convenience store, there are a lot of colorful hair.
Qin Ren quickly realized that this was a cosplay made by the players of "Tower of Angels". Because it was an otome game, all the characters in the game were male, and the cosplayers were all female. At this time, there were about thirty people standing Inside and outside the convenience store, people taking pictures, chatting and shopping are all bustling.
Thirty people are very crowded. This is because the International Finance Center is more prosperous, and the whole family linkage here naturally attracts more people.
From the very beginning when Qin Ren squeezed towards the facade, he felt that something was wrong. He always felt that the players who came to participate in the event were staring at him, but when he arrived at the cash register and was about to buy coffee, a cosplayer finally stared at Qin Ren's shirt After studying the tissue in his pocket for a moment, he took the initiative to talk to him:
"Sister, is the cosplayer Johnny?"
"?"
sisters?
Qin Ren was stunned for a moment, looked around, and was sure that the woman in front of him was asking him, and he firmly denied it:
"Sorry, I'm a man."
"Ah!"
"?"
After hearing Qin Ren's voice, the other party actually showed such an expression, and then directly winked at a distance not far away, and immediately two women disguised as men came over, Qin Ren just said:
"Please leave."
"???"
Qin Ren was completely dumbfounded.
"We don't welcome men."
"???"
Qin Ren continued to be stupid.
Seeing that Qin Ren really didn't understand, the other cosplayer with blue hair who was more burly, that is, more "shabby" clasped his arms and explained tentatively:
"I'm sorry, Otome games have never welcomed male cosplayers, and the male characters are our Jimei's own cosplayers, please leave."
"..."
Qin Ren understood that this group of bastards mainly regarded his office worker's outfit as cosplay.
Is this reasonable?
He's only wearing formal clothes, he hasn't been to work, has he?
"I didn't engage in cosplay, thank you."
Qin Ren explained directly, but the woman who started the conversation suddenly laughed:
"Ah, yes, yes, you wear a breast pocket handkerchief in your regular clothes, what upper-class people?"
"..."
God damn the breast pocket handkerchief, Qin Ren's face turned dark at that moment.
He obviously just stuffed a piece of toilet paper after reporting his work to the leader. Are you talking about Nima...
At this time, the other "friends" around had already begun to chatter.
……
"What's going on with this guy?"
"It's just a low-ranking man who deliberately sneaked into offline activities."
"Could it be that there are men playing otome? It's disgusting."
"I've never seen a woman like this, intentionally sneaking into female players."
"But he seems to be quite..."
"Tsk, do you understand the rules? Who doesn't know that men can't come to otome games?"
……
These people are able to cosplay offline and participate in linkage activities, obviously they have been mixed in some circles.
In the otome game circle, the most important thing is to row men.
Once in a manga exhibition, a boy came out with a cosplay character from an otome game, which was immediately smashed by the female players, and all kinds of hats that normal people couldn't think of were buckled up, such as [Why don't you give money to the otome game? Female coser earn?Oppress women, right? 】
……
Of course, Qin Ren didn't know about these things at this time.
"I'll say it again, I'm not cosplaying your character, it's just a piece of paper."
Qin Ren explained again very clearly, and then went to the front desk to buy coffee.
Probably because Qin Ren's attitude was more decisive, the girls didn't talk about cosplay anymore, but they frowned immediately when they saw Qin Ren buying coffee:
"Can you line up?"
Qin Ren became a little impatient, and a cold air gradually rose between his brows and eyes:
"That's what I lined up to get here."
"Didn't you see that there are a few girls behind you? Haven't you thought about letting them go?"
"..."
Qin Ren was almost laughed at, but he held back and waited silently for the clerk to make the coffee, then turned around after picking up the coffee and pineapple buns.
"Step aside."
He opened his mouth and looked down at the three women standing in front of him.
"you!…"
At first, the woman looked at his attitude and was about to say something, but the two people next to her who were more flattering grabbed her in time and silently stepped aside.
To be reasonable, Qin Ren's expression at this moment already gave them goosebumps.
Especially the blue-haired very rusty Jimei, who obviously couldn't compare to Qin Ren's fierceness. Qin Ren walked through the group of things with such a gloomy face, and all the people who were rustling outside the shop just now were silent. , only one or two would raise their eyes and quietly look at Qin Ren's face and figure.
……
Coincidentally, as soon as Qin Ren arrived at the entrance of the office building, he met a familiar figure.
"Yo? Brother Ren."
Zhou Chi, who was walking and taking pictures with a mobile phone with a bracket, saw Qin Ren, and immediately moved the camera lens of the mobile phone slightly downward, and then said in doubt:
"What's your expression? You're a man?"
"No, I want to ga."
"..."
Actually really angry, Zhou Chi immediately rolled up his sleeves:
"Fuck, who messed with you?"
"Forget it, I'm too lazy to waste time with those gangsters in the convenience store."
Qin Ren waved his hand and got on the elevator, but Zhou Chi was different.
At this time, he was afraid that he would not have a pen to pass the time.
……
A person who is about to change careers is extraordinarily diligent in dealing with new jobs.
Just like when Li Wei first started writing novels, even if there were only dozens of collections, he still insisted on three changes every day.
Zhou Chi didn't even take a nap at the moment, so he came out to live broadcast outdoors at noon. He was worried that there would be no live broadcast content, but when he heard Qin Ren say that the convenience store had a bunch of "bad pens", he became excited at that time.
……
"... There are a lot of tricks to explore the store. For the real and the fake, water friends, go to the Family Mart convenience store and pay attention..."
"...Huh? There seems to be some cosplay. Is the whole family doing some activities..."
----------
Just like that, Qin Ren didn't pay much attention to one thing at first, but when he was on vacation later, his sister Gu Qing suddenly sent him a video link.
[My Lady Queen: Qin Ren, look at this person, isn't he Zhou Chi? 】
[Qin Ren:? 】
Zhou Chi?
Qin Ren curiously opened the video called ["Tower of Angels" Offline Event Players Chase Customers], and saw that the voice of the video shooter was really familiar, and the convenience store was the one downstairs from Qin Ren's company.
In the screen, Zhou Chi seems to have encountered something similar to Qin Ren.
At first, he kept the camera on himself and avoided taking pictures of other passers-by. He went into the store to buy coffee as if he were visiting the store. However, he soon encountered rejection from the players.
Probably because of Zhou Chi's image problem, those people's attitude towards him was obviously worse than that towards Qin Ren back then.
But they never expected that apart from his appearance, Zhou Chi's temper could also be quite different from Qin Ren's.
"I cnm!"
In the video, there was a greeting from Liu Haizhu, a professional mage, sounding the clarion call for the two sides to start a war. Zhou Chi also directly pointed the camera at the faces of those players, followed by a wonderful tear-off.
……
Qin Ren watched the whole video with a smile on his melon seeds, and found that Zhou Chizheng's work was more than that.
Under the recommendation of this popular video, there is another popular video, also uploaded by Zhou Chi.
Basically, on the basis of this incident, an in-depth analysis of the phenomenon behind it was made.
……
"...It's also a recreational work! They don't allow us to go one step further! They don't allow us to "teach them with a father's taste" and "care less about beautiful girls"..."
"...How about us? How many self-entertaining things, regardless of comics, novels and games, naming is a product of imagination, but they still have to be called 'meng', 'misogynist', 'shrimp head' and so on in reality Label!…"
"...When will our compatriots unite like them! To safeguard our rights..."
……
In the video, Zhou Chi wearing a mask speaks loudly and impassionedly. Qin Ren never knew that this guy could have such a writing style. Almost every sentence hits the sensitive point of certain phenomena today.
What's even more rare is that Zhou Chi was not impulsive, and the release of the video came prepared.
Because Qin Ren discovered that he coded himself in the first video, and also wore a mask in the second video, and then watched his live video at that time, as well as the previous live video, which had been deleted by him.
The young anchor who just entered the industry didn't have anyone to cut the clips. In this way, even though he was on the cusp of two popular videos, Zhou Chi was prepared to protect his privacy.
Of course, if things continued to escalate, Qin Ren was still worried that he would be dug out.
Fortunately, he was a complete victim in this incident, and there are countless people supporting him in the two videos, and he has an overall upper hand in the field of online public opinion. "There will also be enthusiastic people who will take the initiative to help him.
……
But these are all vague things. Generally speaking, Qin Ren knew that Zhou Chi was angry.
And his way of getting popular is very unfree, and in the future it will probably be bound to a specific group will and position. If he continues to live broadcast, once he says something wrong, he will be easily backlashed.
These things depend on Zhou Chi's good fortune.
As a brother, Qin Ren couldn't help it either.
Just like Qin Ren once wanted to help the girls from other worlds in his family build an "Internet ivory tower". Cleaning up and rectifying the Internet is a difficult task that non-aliens cannot do, let alone things like Zhou Chi. It's the same as rectifying the people behind the network.
If he could really solve this kind of problem artificially, with Qin Ren's imagination, he couldn't imagine what a great power it would be...
Huh?
wrong…
Don't talk about Zhou Chi's shit for now.
When Qin Ren was sitting on the sofa and looked down at the video, he didn't notice the surroundings. Now that he looked up after watching the video, he finished sighing again, only to realize that there was something wrong in the living room at home.
It seems that there is something more.
Specifically, it seems like something that "belongs" here... is back.
Qin Ren frowned, and slowly focused his gaze on the lower left corner of the TV cabinet, and then his heart skipped a beat.
In the place where the sweeping robot was originally placed, something appeared.
Although this thing is no longer a sweeping robot from the outside.
But the texture of the white metal shell made Qin Ren unable not to associate it with the sweeping robot.
It can only be said that in the living room of the Qin family, at some point, there was another mechanical device silently nestled in the corner.
And as for its appearance...
Qin Ren cautiously approached the white machine in the corner, and after looking at it for a while, he finally decided that if he had to describe it, this thing was basically a "peach".
Or rather, half a peach.
It's like the shape of a big peach that has sunk halfway through the floor.
……
Of course, this is actually a more euphemistic statement.
……
After Qin Ren called the other girls in the family over, everyone carefully observed this brand new machine and came to the same conclusion:
It's a perfect, pretty, sexy…
Mechanical metal ass.
(End of this chapter)
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