No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 51 Two Tigers
After dinner, Qin Ren was too lazy to go downstairs to throw out the trash, but shrimp shells were easy to attract insects if left at home in summer, so he came up with a way to wash the shrimp shells with clean water, then put them in a plastic bag and tie them tightly.

In this way, the shrimp shells that have washed off part of the fishy smell can persist overnight without infestation, and then take them downstairs and throw them away tomorrow.

The same principle applies to Qin Ren every time he eats watermelon.

After eating, wash the watermelon rind, wash off some of the residual sweetness with water, and then throw it in the trash can so that there will be no worms for a while.

"so smart."

Yu Yourong admired Qin Ren's little life tricks:

"Brother, are you a genius too?"

"Yes, same as you."

The two boasted about their business, and Yu Yourong even used the six children in "Gourd Baby" to describe her brother.

Because Liuwa is the smartest gourd baby, he fights if he can beat him, and runs away if he can't beat him.

"Have you finished reading Gourd Baby?"

"Well, I just finished watching it today."

Since getting along so far, Qin Ren discovered that Yu Yourong, a girl, besides respecting her teacher and repaying her kindness, has another obvious advantage, that is, she has a sense of justice.

For example, after watching "Gourd Baby", as a snake clan, she did not stand side by side for the snake spirit, but supported the gourd baby, and expressed that she wanted Qin Ren to take her to pay homage to the building that the gourd baby had turned into. Mountain.

"I can't look up."

"why?"

"That's a lie, a story made up by people on Earth."

"make up a story…"

Yu Yourong felt that the people on Earth were dishonest, and everyone in Liuyun Sect never made up stories.

Except Master.

Every time the fruit snacks stored in the kitchen for the disciples of the outer sect were lost, the master would make up some stories about the puppy stealing them, but in fact she was the puppy herself, which is really shameful.

No, it's really a snake.

"The kind of stories you mentioned can also be found on Earth. It's called [Adapted from real events]."

"Brother, are there any stories like "Gourd Baby" on TV where good guys defeat bad guys?"

Yu Yourong asked Amway, Qin Ren thought about it, and recommended "Ip Man".

It just so happened that Yu Yourong was interested in Taoism, so Qin Ren thought that she would like kung fu movies.

So, at night, Yu Yourong searched for Ye Wen on the TV.

……

In terms of electronic technology and the Internet, Yu Yourong has an inexplicable talent, and he can learn it faster than Luo Yao.

The most typical example is that she has now learned to type on a keyboard.

Including the kind of Jiugongge.

"Meow."

After opening the movie, Tuantuan jumped onto Yu Yourong's chest, sat down and watched it with her, anyway, she hasn't found anything else good recently.

"Luo Yao, do you want to watch it together?" Yu Yourong turned to look at Luo Yao on the other side of the sofa.

"What?" Luo Yao was lying on the sofa with her butt pouted, flipping through a book of "One Hundred Thousand Whys".

"Movie, "Ip Man."

"Who is Ye Wen?"

"Ip Man who knows Wing Chun."

Luo Yao hadn't heard of it, so she didn't even lift her head:
"Is he as powerful as King Luo Bin?"

"Who is King Luo Bin?"

"King Luo Bin can chant geese."

Yu Yourong bit her nails, she didn't quite understand:
"Is Wing Goose better than Wing Chun?"

"of course."

Stupid woman, Luo Yao is too lazy to explain to her, if she is as smart as Luo Yao, she only needs to count the strokes of "spring" and "goose" to know which one has more strokes.

Things with more strokes are more powerful. For example, Pixiu is more powerful than snakes.

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However, no matter how good Pixiu is after studying for a long time, she will get tired. After watching "One Hundred Thousand Whys" for a while, Luo Yao went to the bedroom to play with her mobile phone, and Qin Ren came out of the bedroom to pass two new bath towels Give Yu Rongrong:
"I've washed your previous bath towels, and I'll use these two tonight."

The community still had to cut off the water today, so Qin Ren let the two girls take a bath together at night, saving both time and water.

"Brother, do you have to stop every day?"

"Should be all week."

After hearing this, classmate Yu Yourong couldn't help but tell him the truth:
"Actually, the water was cut off yesterday, and I didn't wash with Luo Yao..."

"You didn't wash?"

Qin Ren looked at Yu Yourong strangely, and Yu Yourong became slightly anxious, and bit his lower lip:
"I haven't washed it for a day...it won't be dirty..."

"No, no, I didn't say you were dirty."

Qin Ren didn't know whether to laugh or cry:

"I just want to ask why, are you not used to being with other people?"

Yu Yourong shook her head. When she was in Liuyunzong, she was soaked in the same pool as her master and junior sisters. Luo Yao's transformed appearance was no different from them. She was also a normal and beautiful girl. Nothing out of the ordinary.

"It's Luo Yao who doesn't wash with me."

"why?"

"She said she'd get needles in her eyes."

"..."

Qin Ren's eyelids fell, and Yu Yourong still tilted his head:
"Brother, what is the eye of a needle?"

"It's something that a fool grows up with."

After saying that, Qin Ren went back to the bedroom and questioned the idiot who was lying on the bed fighting landlords, and asked her for a reasonable explanation:

"It's just for you and Yourong to take a bath, why did you get a needle eye?"

"Humph…"

Master Shangxian stared at the phone, switched to Qin Ren's other account and continued to fight for the landlord, and then snorted coldly as a matter of course:
"Her breasts are too obscene. Not only me, Qin Ren, you will get needle eyes if you look at them too much."

"You look like the eye of a needle to me."

Qin Ren raised his palm, and Luo Yao quickly threw the phone on the bed, ran out of the bedroom with his hands on his buttocks, and took the initiative to find Yu Yourong to take a bath together.

"Yourong, take care of her, don't let her catch a cold." Qin Ren asked, Luo Yao's good friend hasn't left yet, so she should have to wait for two days.

"Oh, I see."

The two girls moved two small plastic benches into the bathroom. Luo Yao interpreted "care" as "serving" and ordered Xiaoyu to help her undress.

Her little skirt was easy to take off, and Yu Yourong's movements were gentler than when Qin Ren changed her clothes every morning and evening, which made Luo Yao's affection for Yu Yourong +1.

However, when Yu Yourong also took it off, she frowned and felt uncomfortable, and her favorability -1.

"Why are your little clothes like this?"

Luo Yao is used to referring to underwear as small clothes, she looked at hers, it was made of thin cotton, it was just a shorter vest, hanging on her slender shoulders was nothing special.

But Yu Yourong was different. There were two soft semicircles with a layer of black lace mesh on top. Apart from the two clumps of excess fat that were an eyesore, the little clothes themselves were very beautiful.

Including panties, they are not as domineering as Luo Yao's, but...but they are very good-looking, like the kind that perverts would like.

"Has Qin Ren seen your little clothes and panties?" When mentioning abnormality, Luo Yao thought of someone.

"No."

"He's seen mine."

Luo Yao muttered to Yu Yourong, and then stared at Yu Yourong's chest for a while:

"These two pieces on you are the same as those foxes in Hehuan Sect."

"no."

Yu Yourong firmly denies:
"They wear it outside, I...I don't..."

"Humph…"

"Okay, let's not talk about that."

Yu Yourong didn't know why Luo Yao mentioned her elder brother and He Huanzong in the bath, anyway, she gradually became a little embarrassed, because she just remembered that Qin Ren didn't seem to have seen her little clothes.

For example, he must have seen and touched his own "Fish Leaping over the Dragon's Gate".

"Why are you blushing?" Luo Yao looked at Yu Yourong displeased.

"Hot...hot."

As soon as Yu Yourong turned on the shower to turn on the water, she said it was hot before the water was hot, Luo Yao couldn't believe it.

Because his brother said he would take care of Luo Yao, Yu Yourong paid close attention to the water temperature, and asked Luo Yao several times before he hung up the shower that had adjusted the water temperature.

"Let me wash your hair first, and close your eyes."

The two of them were already naked, and Luo Yao happened to be out of sight and out of mind about the obscene breasts. She twisted her buttocks and turned around to close her eyes. The inverse scales that are tolerant to touch fish.

"What's the matter?" Unlike Qin Ren, Yu Yourong didn't feel anything unusual, just a little itchy.

"It's nothing."

Luo Yao shook her head, her eyes moved down a little, her eyes were white, and she felt a little gloating:

"It seems that you will not be able to divorce Qin Ren in the future~"

"divorce?"

"Well, it's a method women on Earth use to threaten and control men."

Luo Yao explained to Yu Yourong:

"Qin Ren said that if you want to get a divorce, you have to get married first. You can't get married if you don't have hair. Anyway, I can't, but obviously you can't either."

Yu Yourong was at a loss, always felt that Luo Yao was talking about something messy again, and began to consider whether to sue her brother for spanking her after she went out.

(End of this chapter)