No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 53 The Morning Miscellaneous
(It's numb, swallowed by madness, repost)
Jingle Bell--

I still remember what Zhou Xun said: "Every time the alarm clock rings in the morning, a beater will go into cardiopulmonary arrest."

So did Qin Ren.

As if the death knell was ringing, he touched the pillow reflexively. There was only one data cable plugged into the charger.

"Well…"

After whispering softly like a dream, Qin Ren felt his slightly numb arms being hugged tighter. With one side of his head, a corner of a mobile phone came into view from the loose neckline of someone's nightgown.

Jingle Bell--

The ringtone and vibration haven't woken this guy up yet. It seems that he should have slept quite well last night, maybe he is still having sweet dreams now.

"Hey…"

Qin Ren squeaked, and the little girl in his arms shrank back, raising her thin eyebrows:
"Look at her chest again...gouging your eyes..."

"..."

Qin Ren's face darkened, and he scratched his fingers, itching, Luo Yao woke up with a moaning itch, and his arms could not help but loosen, Qin Ren took the opportunity to pull out the phone.

Although she didn't connect to the charger all night, as a power bank, Luo Yao still used her body to maintain a considerable amount of power for the phone unconsciously.

"Get up and eat."

Qin Ren turned off the alarm clock, Luo Yao rubbed her sleepy eyes and rolled around on the bed:
"I have to get up again... I just got up yesterday, why do I have to get up again..."

"I just ate dinner yesterday, so I won't eat today?"

"Yes~"

"Then get up."

Qin Ren shook the light blue cotton dress that had been folded on the other side of the pillow. When he turned around and was about to change Luo Yao's clothes, he saw her shy and thoughtful eyes:

"Did you just...did you touch me just now..."

"No."

Qin Ren didn't bother to pay attention to her, raised her arms, and then took off her nightdress and changed into regular clothes.

"Puff ha..."

Luo Yao felt that Qin Ren was lying, and after her little head got out of her collar, she continued to question him with a blushing face:

"You obviously touched it."

"Touch! Not touch!"

Qin Ren severely corrected her wording

"A little brat... I haven't figured out how much meat there is, so what's there to touch..."

"I'm eighteen, I'm an adult, and I'm legal."

Luo Yao shook her calf and kicked angrily. She had reiterated this matter more than once. When would Qin Ren remember it?

And what's even more infuriating is that he actually compared his sister with himself.

"Qin Ren, you've met Gu Qing too!"

It must be!Otherwise, how would he know who has more meat?

"My surname is Luo, I will send you four big characters, be cautious in your words and deeds."

Qin Ren found that he was gradually getting used to some of this guy's outrageous remarks. As long as it wasn't in public, as long as he didn't let him die, he didn't bother to care about it, so he knelt down and put socks on her.

"Okay, let's wash up."

Qin Ren patted his butt, Luo Yao went into the bathroom, Qin Ren went to the kitchen to heat up milk, and then saw classmate Yu Yourong doing morning exercises on the balcony.

It's not meditating anymore, it's Wing Chun, probably influenced by the "Ip Man" I watched before.

The girl was wearing short-sleeved pajamas and pajamas with a cartoon shark print, and the hood was also on. From the back, she looked like she was wearing a cute shark's head. She strode on the yoga mat and gave a seemingly weak fist It hit the air straight and straight, but it seemed to bring a faint strong wind.

It's just that because of the shark pajamas, it doesn't seem to be sharp, but more of a cute and full of energy.

"Why do you practice in pajamas, don't you feel in the way?"

"kind of."

Yu Yourong also felt that her hands and feet were in the way, but the jeans were even more inconvenient.

"That's why I bought you yoga pants and a sports vest."

In addition to this set of pajamas, Qin Ren also bought yoga suits and Hanfu for Yu Yourong online last time, but Yu Yourong didn't seem to realize that they could be used for morning exercises.

"Brother, what does yoga mean?" Yu Yourong had used a yoga mat for a long time, but she still couldn't figure out the specific meaning of these two words.

"Yoga is... it can be regarded as a physical skill."

Qin Ren felt that Yu Yourong would understand faster when he said "Physical Skills", so he randomly found a yoga video for her:
"Yoga can exercise the flexibility of the body. Look at these people doing splits, tsk tsk..."

Qin Ren's stiff old bones expressed admiration for the yoga lovers in the video, but after watching it, Yu Yourong tugged at Qin Ren's clothes uncertainly:

"elder brother…"

"Ok?"

"Are these movements...difficult...?"

When Qin Ren heard this, his eyes opened:
"What do you mean? You will?"

"Ah."

Yu Yourong nodded, and then his whole body fell on the spot, his slender legs separated into a straight line, and a standard split-horse came with ease, which made Qin Ren suddenly stunned.

Yes, she is a snake...

The flexibility of snakes is not comparable to that of ordinary humans.

"Are there any more difficult ones?"

Of course there is, Yu Yourong doesn't even need to make use of inertia at all. While strolling in the courtyard, he raised his whole right leg straight up against his body, and then leaned back with his upper body, his whole body After being folded in half, the head can still poke out from the middle.

It's just like those people who specialize in jujitsu on TV. They are really soft and boneless. It reminds Qin Ren of the kind of mobile phone bedside stand that can be broken at will.

Of course, Qin Ren might be very interested in this kind of silly trick, but Luo Yao would not.

"Qin Ren, comb my hair."

After washing, Luo Yao took the bottle of milk she was holding and sat on the sofa. Qin Ren quickly came over with a comb, and Luo Yao gave Yu Yourong a slightly smug look.

If she remembers correctly, cartilage is a derogatory term, and she doesn't know what's so great about it...

No matter how soft her body is, will Qin Ren comb her hair?Will you braid her hair and have a nice hairstyle?

Not will.

But it will be for Luo Yao.

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"I am leaving."

"Do you work overtime today?"

"I don't know, let me think about it..."

Qin Ren stood at the door recalling the recent work content, Yu Yourong arranged his shirt collar and tie, and then carefully rolled it from the jacket to the waist with the sticky roller, and then squatted down to the trouser legs.

"Probably not, what about you, do you have any plans for today?"

"No, watch TV, clean the house, and..."

"Then?"

Yu Yourong was a little embarrassed, and looked up at Qin Ren, a little embarrassed:
"Actually, I recently... learned how to cook online."

Learn to cook?
Qin Ren had never thought of making Yu Yourong cook or something, but this made his eyes shine. Is the snake girl so capable?

"I've been learning it for a while, and I want to try it myself tonight."

Yu Yourong stood on tiptoe, and gently put on Qin Ren's coat:

"Brother, if you get off work early, can you go home and have a taste...?"

Looking at the anticipation in her eyes, Qin Ren suddenly felt that this girl from the snake tribe had the potential of a so-called treasure girl, and a warm feeling that was like gratification surged up in his heart, and he took her soft little hand pinch it:
"Of course, wait until I get home."

"Hmm~"

Yu Yourong smiled, lightly, but it was the first time that he was generous, faintly bright and beautiful.

(End of this chapter)