No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 536 Another Sister Su

"Eat and eat."

"Xiaoyu, I don't want to eat Zheer roots."

"No picky eaters."

"Hmph, Xiaoyu, don't blame me for not reminding you. Although I'm a little later than you, I'm still the first one. The size of the wheel, I'm big, you're small, you... oh, it hurts—— !”

At dinner time, Little Snake's face turned black and red, and he pinched a certain Pixiu's little face in an angry and funny manner, using the same technique as his boyfriend:
"If you don't learn well, you are nothing...what a melon...you are just a little melon, and you are so funny..."

"Hmph, you are really great at white winter melon. It needs to be broken... eh, it hurts, it hurts -!"

……

It feels like this guy has become more and more aggressive at home since that thing. Fortunately, the little snake has already learned how to clean up Pixiu. While calling her to get the dishes and chopsticks, he shouted towards the sofa:

"Qin Ren, do you want to eat or not? You...eh? Sister Qing'er? When did you come back? You...where are your clothes?"

"This is not Gu Qing, so what... I have permission to eat first. I... uh... study this Lin Shanshan..."

As he spoke, Qin Ren pulled up the "Lu Qing Plus", ignoring the teasing vampire girl beside him, and took the mechanical girl back to the bedroom.

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Snapped!
After closing the door, Qin Ren looked at "Gu Qing plus" who had a figure comparable to that of Cheng Siyun. He reminded himself several times that the other person was not really Gu Qing. At the same time, he immediately rummaged through the box to find some clothes for her to wear.

"..."

"Okay, stop shining, stop searching. This is called a shirt. The fox girl outside the balcony is also wearing this."

Before, when she had no facial features, Lin Shanshan's face would light up when she was searching for information.

Now that she has facial features, Lin Shanshan's pupils glow when she searches for information.

After Qin Ren explained it directly to her, her glowing pupils dimmed, and then she blinked her eyelashes and stared at Qin Ren, her eyes filled with mist:
"Master...are you trying to hurt Qing'er..."

"???"

Qin Ren almost choked.

"Qing'er did something wrong...Does the master want to punish Qing'er?"

"..."

It seems that not only the figure, but also the coquettishness and other aspects are completely plus. He is not the same type as the original Gu Qing. He is less reserved and more... attractive than the original one.

Of course, Qin Ren saw that "sister" was still able to stay awake despite being called his master and being coquettish. He patted his face, took a deep breath and said seriously to Lin Shanshan:
"Can you go back to normal mode?"

"Good host."

As if performing a mechanical dance, Lin Shanshan knelt down beside the bed in an instant. Although she still had the same face as Lu Qing, her expression changed into a look of neither joy nor sorrow in a second, and even the water that had just appeared in her eyes The fog suddenly dissipated, and Qin Ren called Niubi.

"You were crying just now, how did you do this?"

"One-click defog."

"..."

Why does it sound like the function of some household appliance...

"Household appliances are for public use, and strictly speaking, according to [Master Directive No. 2], they are your private appliances."

Lin Shanshan still made a distinction between public and private affairs, and after returning to normal mode, she warmly reminded Qin Ren:

"Do you want to save the newly added intimacy mode?"

"Uh…"

Do you think this thing can still be stored?

It's obviously an alien god-level civilization, but why does it look like a smart small appliance...

Qin Ren thought for a while:
“What does storage include?”

"Including simulating appearance, simulating behavioral patterns, simulating body shape, simulating age, simulating personality, simulating voice, simulating..."

"Wait a minute!"

Qin Ren seemed to have heard something extraordinary.

Although he felt quite guilty when facing Gu Qing's face, some curiosity in Qin Ren's heart still drove him to ask vaguely:
"Can you really even simulate that... something...?"

"can."

Lin Shanshan is very sure:

"I can simulate any living thing on earth, any individual."

any type…

"Is it okay to use sea...dolphin ones?"

Qin Ren suddenly asked a question out of nowhere, just because once, Zhou Chi posted a cold knowledge about dolphins in the wechat group.

Although Qin Ren is not the kind of outrageous pervert who doesn't even spare non-human beings, he has always been curious about it.

Unexpectedly, Lin Shanshan also nodded.

This made Qin Ren have a bold idea in his mind...

Of course, it was just an idea. Qin Ren did not lose his mind after all, and he also realized that he was interested in "simulating Gu Qing's way", which was a bit treacherous in itself.She is Gu Qing...

"lets change a topic."

Qin Ren patted his face again and asked Lin Shanshan some serious questions to divert attention:

"Shanshan, given your level of skill, why did you have to search for so long for information about shirts like that just now?"

In fact, the search didn't take long, but Qin Ren explained quickly at that time. Judging from the duration of her pupils flickering, it was almost the same as the time it took for an ordinary person to enter the word "shirt" in the search bar.

But for a god-level AI that is in harmony with God, this search speed seems too slow.

However, Lin Shanshan said that when she is searching for a new information, she is really searching in an all-round way that is not limited to the human Internet.

"For example, when I want to understand [shirt], I will use the 5651 identified languages ​​on the earth plus the grammar of languages ​​that have survived in history such as Chinese classical Chinese and ancient English to understand all languages ​​separately. All the meanings in the environment, the model reads all the information including [shirt] that has been recorded in human history so far.”

If you put it this way, it's really quite impressive.

Qin Ren now, as the master, has such an awesome mechanical girl, it can be said that it feels like Nobita got Doraemon.

So if an adult in real life gets Doraemon, what wish will he make first?

Anyway, Qin Ren was unavoidable, so he said to the machine girl nervously and apprehensively:
"Shanshan, can you change money?"

"This request violates [Master Directive No. 1]."

"Tsk, no..."

Qin Ren frowned in disappointment:
"Does this kind of thing still need to be placed in the No. 1 main command?"

"In order to prevent me from being abused, when my civilization created me, it set up relevant rules such as prohibiting disruption of economic activities. There are more than [-] billion detailed rules. Because they are relatively rough, the request you just made, Master, is also among them. "

"More than 6000 billion lines are still rough?"

"The economic activities among interstellar civilizations alone are complex and diverse enough, especially in the economic activities of high-level civilizations. To use the [butterfly effect] on your earth to explain, the economic interference of just one currency may be enough to cause The war between thousands of high-level civilizations has subsequently led to the destruction of star fields, the evaporation of black hole groups and other uncertain physical factors."

"Ah this..."

Although Qin Ren also knows the importance of economy, and most of the wars on the earth from ancient times to the present are due to economic reasons, Qin Ren feels that the butterfly effect of "a currency triggers the destruction of the star field" in Lin Shanshan's words is too exaggerated. .

"The currencies used by many high-level civilizations are not real physical currencies, but involve extremely complex mathematical laws. It is not an exaggeration to be even slightly different, and the mathematical laws themselves can be used as the basis for these high-level civilizations. Weapons of civilization, therefore..."

"Wait, a weapon? A mathematical law weapon?"

Qin Ren instantly thought of the physical law weapon described in a famous science fiction novel. At that time, the author also mentioned the concept of mathematical law weapon in it, but basically even the author himself could not imagine what kind of weapon it was. .

Similarly, although Lin Shanshan confirmed that mathematical law weapons do exist in the universe, she also said that it is far beyond the ability of earthlings to understand through description.

"But Master, I can give you an example."

"Okay, quickly lift it up."

"If there is a person who eats an apple, and then eats another apple, then according to the mathematical laws on earth, he has eaten a total of 1+1=2 apples, right?"

"Yes, nothing wrong."

"But Master, you need to know that in the mathematical concepts of some civilizations, this may be understood as: eating an apple, and then eating another apple, so there are no more apples. Therefore, in this civilization, their mathematics is 1+1=0.”

"..."

Qin Ren was stunned when he heard it, but as a scientist, he was not unable to understand this crude metaphor.

"If one day, a war breaks out between civilization B with 1+1=0 and civilization A with 1+1=2, then civilization B can first use its own mathematical laws to hide a certain destructive factor in '0', and then When any '1+1' appears in the world of civilization A, set it = 0 instead of = 2, and then the destruction factor will be released according to such mathematical rules, thus destroying the entire civilization A."

Lin Shanshan looked at Qin Ren, who was a little confused:

"In addition, there are other methods such as using 0-1=1 to copy the army, or directly using 1+1=0 to erase the concept of existence of another civilization. These are the basic methods of using mathematical weapons. Master, can you Understand?"

……

Qin Ren understands, but it is impossible to fully understand.

He knew that in a world where even the rules were different, many things there were no longer understandable to humans.

Qin Ren thus gave up on his dream of becoming rich overnight using Doraemon, as well as the confusing backstory involved.

Compared with these things that sound painful to the head, he decided to be a secular person seriously and realize other wishes that can be realized.

"Shanshan, besides my sister, can you change anyone else's face?"

"can."

"Then you become Cheng Siyun... um... then imitate her figure and take off your shirt."

"Is that so, Little Almond~?"

"Yeah! Very good! Then change into... a fish spirit..."

"Husband, is that true?"

"Okay, okay! Then...ahem...one more...Sister Su..."

"Qin Ren, you unfilial thing, this is the last time!"

"???"

(End of this chapter)