No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 60 Crystal Slime (4500 words count as two changes?)

"Fifth Department, we have a meeting here."

"coming."

The company's IT brother Wang came over with his shiny forehead and squeaked, and everyone from the fifth department walked to the meeting room.

"Qin Gong, Qin Gong, you didn't bring your notebook."

Qin Ren walked forward with drowsy sleepy steps, and Cheng Siyu's voice came from behind him. He turned around and saw that his sister-in-law was holding a notebook under her arm, and was frantically looking for a gel pen.

In fact, there are many gel pens in the pen holder on the table, but for some reason, there are very few gel pens that can be written.

So Cheng Siyu tried one by one on the paper, but couldn't find any that worked for a long time.

"Never mind, let's go."

"Don't you bring your laptop to the meeting?"

"Trust me, it won't work."

Qin Ren is an old fritter. He holds a meeting, and important things will be posted in the group. He holds a small meeting, and there is no need to record anything.

If it's really important, they don't need these basic employees to take care of it. Anyway, the minister will write it down and post it to the department group.

The so-called bringing a pen and paper to a meeting is just a matter of principle, at most highlighting the so-called attitude.

So Qin Ren yawned and pulled Cheng Siyu's sleeve. Cheng Siyu put down his notebook and followed him in two or three steps. When he arrived at the door of the meeting room, Yun Wanhe glanced at the two people walking side by side, and his eyes flashed across Not happy at all, he asked Cheng Siyu directly:

"Xiao Cheng, where are your notebook and pen?"

"what…"

"Go back and get it."

"Oh…"

Cheng Siyu looked up at Qin Ren with grievances, then turned around, halfway around, Qin Ren turned her shoulders back, and then angrily said to Yun Wanhe:
"Sister Yun, don't make trouble."

"Who made trouble..."

Yun Wanhe pursed her lips, hummed and didn't insist much, after all, it wasn't the first time Qin Ren had offended her, what if she got angry again?

Anyway, she's a minister, and she's being bullied by her juniors every day, so she doesn't want to lose face.

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There was a meeting on this side, and no one was at the other desk, so no one noticed that there was a pool of clear, glue-like slime on the floor that was creeping from the corridor to the office.

Metaphorically speaking, this puddle of mucus is like before the venom in "Venom". a pool of water.

When the sound of nearby footsteps disappeared, it continued to squirm.

……

About half an hour later, the meeting ended, and Qin Ren, who returned to his work station, was still sleepy, but his lunch break hadn't arrived yet, so he was not afraid of other things when he fell asleep in broad daylight, except that some boss of the company would wander over and cause trouble.

Why worry?Only coffee.

In fact, Qin Ren, who is used to drinking coffee, is already quite immune to the refreshing effect of this thing. He wants to buy Red Bull, but Red Bull is too expensive. For a person who has three girls at home, this kind of detail If you can pick a little bit of something, you can earn a little bit.

So Qin Ren took out a Nestle thickened bottle from the drawer, twisted it with his left hand, and picked up the mug with his right hand to make a cup.

"what?"

However, as soon as he stood up and picked up the cup, Qin Ren felt his hand sink.

"When did I get the water..."

Qin Ren looked into the glass, and saw that the glass was full, neither hot nor cold, and was lukewarm. He was frowning in doubt, but saw a string of small snot-like bubbles bubbling out of the water.

"???"

Is the water fine?

Half of Qin Ren's drowsiness dissipated, and only then did he belatedly sense the faint heat from the stigmata on his collarbone.

"Brother Ren, what are you doing? Counting tadpoles?" Zhou Chi asked from the opposite side, picking his nose.

"I... go to the bathroom."

It was also the first time for Qin Ren to meet a demon descendant in the company, so he walked outside muttering indiscriminately.

"To the bathroom?"

Zhou Chi looked at his back strangely:
"Why do you go to the toilet to get a cup?"

He couldn't help but think of the news that Ah San, who was selling drinks by the side of the road, poured urine into the cup while the customers weren't paying attention, and his thoughts wandered for a moment...

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Qin Ren came to the bathroom and easily found a clean cubicle.

I think he had been an intern in a state-owned enterprise back then. In comparison, the bathrooms of a super-A office building like the IFC Center can be said to be several times cleaner, especially when there is a smell of disinfectant, which is obviously just cleaned. You can sit down on the toilet seat with confidence, and then look at the glass, the full glass of "water" has grown two vague oval beans, slightly protruding above the water surface, like two eyes.

"Ji Gu Ji Gu~"

"..."

There was a gurgling sound in the cup, and Qin Ren already knew from experience that this was not a water essence, but a slime.

Slime, as a demon descendant as common as vampires, Qin Ren used to encounter him often.

Swamp slime, poisonous slime, lubricating liquid slime, silicone slime, white slime, and the carrion slime that caused Qin Ren to break up, etc...

There are quite a variety of species, and their habits are also different. Most of them are harmless, kind and timid.

For example, the crystal slime in the quilt in front of him is a timid one.

"You came to find me?"

"Grrrrrrrrr~!"

There was a string of snot bubbles in the cup, and Qin Ren could guess without asking too much, that this slime, like the one-legged pigeon Tie Zhu that day, had come to report the latest news about Yu Linger.

But the difference is that although Tie Zhu can only "cuckoo", she can fly a pigeon to send a letter, and slime is not convenient to carry a carrier, so it will be a lot of trouble to communicate effectively with Qin Ren.

So, in Qin Ren's cubicle, many sticky water balls the size of a fist quickly squeezed in through the crack of the door. It is unknown when these avatars condensed, and the one in the cup was more than that. 100 two hundred water polo began to melt in front of Qin Ren.

"Please hurry up, I'm still at work."

Qin Ren glanced at the time, but he couldn't rush her too quickly. She had to wait for her to merge into a complete human form before she could speak human words.

After about 5 minutes, a slightly transparent, somewhat bluish silhouette of a female body appeared, not only with a nose and eyes, but also with other physical features, and a sloppy concave figure that conforms to the aesthetics of a human male.

Plump and slender legs, the waist is as round as a peach, and the chest looks similar to Yu Yourong.

It's just like modeling, some details have not been done yet, for example, the two big rabbits in the arms have no eyes, they are naked, and there is no camel toe shape like ordinary human girls.

In addition, this slime may not have much experience in transforming into a human form, and it has not mastered the cohesive size. Although the proportions are not problematic, the overall size is a little bit taller, a head and a half taller than Qin Ren. A feeling of Mr. Hachisha in "Resident Evil 8".

"whisper…?"

"..."

At first glance, everything was fine, except that this guy's brain was as clear and clean as his body, and his mouth was not exposed among his five sense organs. He was still pinching his fingers stupidly, looking at Qin Ren anxiously, wondering why he couldn't speak.

"Pigby."

Qin Ren pointed under her nose:
"Didn't you find that there is something important missing?"

"grumble…"

A certain slime, who obviously had no brains, actually held his chin and looked like he was thinking, which made Qin Ren's eyelids twitch.

"grumble!"

Suddenly, she understood, and then she became inexplicably shy. The whole light blue body gradually became pink, and then "boo", the rabbit sisters lying in her arms each grew a cardamom-like Eye.

"Ji..." She closed her eyes, and her pink eyelashes drooped, shyly.

"That's not it!"

This slime's mind is simple to say, and it seems to be filled with a lot of knowledge that is completely unnecessary. Qin Ren ran over [-] alpacas in his heart, and put his hands on his forehead:
"It's the mouth! How do you talk without a mouth?!"

"Goo!!"

Qin Ren made a little noise, and the cowardly slime trembled in fright, took half a step back and sprained, then fell heavily into Qin Ren's arms, croaking, and fell in two.

"..."

There were some funny scenes in this weird scene, which was somewhat black humorous, so Qin Ren didn't know what expression to show.

Fortunately, the body of multiple avatars is not sticky and wet. Qin Ren squeezed it subconsciously. The skin feels as smooth and comfortable as human skin. The cross section... has a little friction, but it is also dense , a bit like ripped soft rubber.

I have to say that the tactile feel of this watch is very similar to that of the flying plane and cup...

Of course, it can only be said that it looks like it. After all, Qin Ren never really used that thing. It was just that someone in the next dormitory bought it when he was a freshman, and everyone touched it a few times out of curiosity.

"Cuckoo..."

The slime that fell into two yelled aggrievedly, and then gathered two smaller girls faster than the first time.

About the same age as Luoyao, she is beautiful, her complexion has returned to its original light blue color, her long hair is soft and smooth, but the strands are not subdivided, so it is just like real satin.

Moreover, their facial features were finally complete, and their lustrous lips were opened. Sitting on the toilet, Qin Ren heard two naked little girls on the left and one on the right speak at the same time, their timid voices carried immature meaning:
"The exorcist..." said the little girl on the left.

"I found it..." The little girl on the right took up the words.

"Shh-"

Qin Ren made a gesture to silence. After all, this is a men's room. If such a clear female voice was heard by someone who came in suddenly, it would not make sense to just use the phone to explain.

"Keep your voice down... Tell me in detail..." Qin Ren pointed to his ear.

The two little girls just looked at each other and moved closer timidly. With their soft and cool bodies, one hugged Qin Ren's left arm and the other hugged Qin Ren's right arm. Both stood on tiptoe with crystal-like feet and soft lips. Petal pressed close to Qin Ren's ear:

"that person…"

"found it…"

"Under the locust tree..."

"In the clouds..."

"No. 85, Qingfang Road..."

"dirty…"

"Stupid..."

……

The two voices filled his head alternately from left to right. Qin Ren seemed to be listening to Jay Chou's "Dragon Fist", but from the messy information, he sorted out the most important information and concentrated it Probably:

[Yu Ling'er, who is currently down and out, appears at No. 85 Qingfang Road]

And where is No. 85, Qingfang Road?

Qin Ren first found Yu Yourong at the Golden Arch near Longhu Community. The address of that Golden Arch was No. 81, Qingfang Road.

So is this fate...

Qin Ren didn't think so. Thinking about it, the reason why Yu Yourong and Luo Yao were wandering around his house at the beginning was because they sensed a "spirit of aura" in the house. Nine is also for the same reason.

……

"Brother Ren! Brother Ren, have you finished pulling?"

"!"

Zhou Chi's loud shout suddenly sounded at the door of the toilet, which shocked Qin Ren enough, let alone the two slimes. , as visible to the naked eye as latex melting, continuously dripping a viscous light blue liquid onto the ground.

Qin Ren subconsciously stood up and made some noises, and Zhou Chi knocked on the door after hearing the sound:
"Brother Ren? Party A is looking for you, hurry up."

"Nimma, I know! Can you climb?!"

Panicked, Qin Ren glanced at the two translucent beautiful slime girls behind him, recalled the experience of the last time he encountered this situation, and then grabbed the half of one of the buttocks that was about to melt .

"Hmm~" Slime closed her eyes, melting and turning pink again.

"Relax."

Qin Renxu ordered in a low voice, and then the half of the buttocks was slowly peeled off, turning into one of the balls of water that first formed the body.

"Guji Guji..."

The little guy was a little apprehensive and anxious, Qin Ren gently put her back into the mug like holding a piece of tofu, then mercilessly stuffed the rest of the two little girls into the toilet, and pressed the flush button .

slam-la-

"call……"

Qin Ren did this with his eyes closed, even though he knew that the one in the cup could continue to copy the avatar and build an identical entity, even though he knew that the two that were flushed into the toilet were bodies that were about to disappear, even though he had done it before in exorcisms Such a thing…

But the exorcist is still human after all, and the human heart is fleshy. No matter how many times you do some things, you will never get used to them if you are not used to them.

But fortunately, it's a crystal slime, flushing it down is like flushing a few basins of clean water, if it's a carrion slime or something...

Tsk tsk tsk, that's a pure bloody B-movie.

Quentin couldn't understand it, but it was the kind that was shocked.

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Finally, when Qin Ren came out, Zhou Chi saw the water stains in the cubicle and thought it was the toilet leaking. Apart from teasing the cup in Qin Ren's hand, he naturally found nothing unusual.

"Hey, you can go home now, where should you go? I'll see you off."

"Guji..."

At night when he was about to get off work, Qin Ren took advantage of others to go to dinner and quietly asked about the crystal slime who had been in the cup all afternoon.

"Do you like this cup?"

"Gee~"

"..."

Ok…

Speaking of which, after many years of exorcising demons, Qin Ren really never thought about raising fancy little pets after retirement. Looking at the crystal slime in the cup, this idea suddenly came to his mind, and he opened it casually. He found a small red paper box with the word "Happy" written on it on the desk.

It contained wedding candy given by colleagues from the company when they got married a few months ago.

Originally, there were many kinds of chocolate gold coins, white rabbits, corn fudge and so on.

But Qin Ren eats one every day when he has nothing to do. Now, the rest are strawberry-flavored alpine caramels.

Qin Ren always thought that strawberries were delicious, but strawberry-flavored things were unpalatable, including alpine.

So just make do with it, peel one off and throw it in a cup.

"Grumble~"

The crystal slime burst out a string of small bubbles happily, and the strawberry toffee melted quickly, turning the full glass of slime pink in the blink of an eye, even more so than when I was shy in the bathroom just now Deeper, like a human being drunk.

"Gu~gu~" she hiccupped.

"Hahaha…"

Qin Ren found it interesting. For the first time, he developed a different kind of liking for creatures like slimes, that is, the kind of liking for Tuantuan. He thought it would be good to keep one. It can be played in the office, and maybe it can be used at home. To be able to accompany You Rong and Luo Yao.

"Can I give you a name?"

"Gee~"

Qin Ren thought for a while, Tie Zhu and Goudan were taken, what else...

Cuihua?

Erya?

Iron lump?

Qin Ren thought about it for a while, and her pink body gradually emerged in his mind, as well as the sticky dripping when it melted...

"From now on, you'll be called Honey Juice!"

Qin Ren thinks this is good:

"How is it, honey?"

"Guji~~~"

(End of this chapter)