No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 68

It is not a day's cold to freeze three feet, and it is not necessary to accumulate soil to form a mountain.

Qin Ren also knew that the reason why things like heart knots became heart knots was because they were not so easy to resolve.

take it easy…

He looked at Luo Yao beside him, and the little girl was also peeking at her. When she met her eyes, she blushed in a panic, turned her head away, and the little hand stuffed in Qin Ren's palm moved uncomfortably.

"What's wrong?" Qin Ren smiled.

"nothing."

Luo Yao looked at her toes, her little leather shoes were always polished by Qin Ren, and tried to see if she could see Qin Ren with the reflection.

After trying for a while as if she didn't believe it, Luo Yao still hesitated and whispered, a little nervous, worried and embarrassed:

"Qin Ren..."

"Ok?"

"Is this seat going to have a baby?"

"Cough...cough cough!"

Qin Ren choked on the air, and pulled her away from passers-by:

"What's the mess? Be cautious in your words and deeds, surnamed Luo, do you want me to be imprisoned like Yu Linger?"

Anyway, Yu Ling'er only came out in a few dozen days a month, but it would take years for Qin Ren to go in.

But one thing to say, after Qin Ren said this, he also reflected. His reaction should not have been so big.

After all, when Luo Yao was young, he was zero for several months, and when he was older, he was an old witch. Facing this kind of "Yaoyan Yaoyu" that suddenly appeared, he must not feel guilty first.

"I watched TV."

Luo Yao changed from holding hands to holding his hand coyly:
"People on TV... After the kiss, there will be children..."

"I told you to watch less TV shows like that, it's not healthy!"

Qin Ren knew a lot of domestic TV dramas. In the first scene, two people were kissing each other, and then the screen went black in the next scene. After a few more episodes, the woman's stomach grew bigger.

As for what happened during the black screen in the middle, it is obvious that Pixiu didn't know about it.

"Qin Ren, I kissed you just now..."

Luo Yao spoke vaguely, her voice was so low that she could hardly hear her:

"...have any other girls ever kissed you..."

"Have."

"Who?" Luo Yao immediately became dissatisfied.

"Cheng Siyun, my ex-girlfriend."

"Oh, that one."

Master Shangxian scornfully called him "that" because Cheng Siyun had already passed away, and it was a thing of the past.

"She won't be able to kiss you anymore."

Luo Yao reminded Qin Ren, and then thought of the two wild women with big breasts at home,

"Others will not be able to kiss you in the future."

"You want to monopolize me?" Qin Ren thought of some IT chaebols today.

"Not to break you."

Luo Yao was thinking about another thing, it felt very cruel, sometimes kicking and stepping would be enough, breaking it would definitely be worse than her bleeding:
"Anyway, if you let someone else kiss you again, I'll...I'll show you my jealousy."

"Okay, received."

It's good to be jealous, Qin Ren likes to see her jealous.

For a beautiful little girl like her, the only way to be jealous is to be coquettish. Girls are animals that are born to be coquettish. There is no one who does not feel cured by lying softly in her arms with a tender and tender look. .

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Actually, the word cure has many meanings.

Letting the jealous Pixiu act like a baby in his arms is a kind of healing, and relaxation after long-term physical and mental fatigue is also a kind of healing.

When Qin Ren took Luo Yao to ride high, the new snake at home chanted in the bathroom:

"Ah - so comfortable..."

The rushing water soaked the waterfall-like hair, and the naked Yu Linger stood under the shower together with the naked apprentice, and the water droplets slipped smoothly from the delicate porcelain white skin, like dewdrops on the lotus leaves .

"Master, have you never taken a shower at the police station?"

"No, they asked me to wash it, but I won't go, I hate it very much."

The lack of aura doesn't mean that the body of snake monks is as easy to get dirty as mortals. Yu Ling'er also meditates and breathes every day like Yu Yourong, no matter what, he is much cleaner than ordinary mortals.

"Master, turn around."

"Oh... hey!"

Yu Ling'er felt a chill on her back, and her apprentice's hands suddenly became cool and slippery, and she couldn't help turning around:
"What? What are you doing, Ronger?"

"do not move."

Yu Yourong turned back the panicked Master:

"This is called shower gel. It's the bath beans on the earth. I bought it with a rose scent. It smells the same as Master himself."

"Oh... wait a minute, hey~itch... Ronger, don't..."

"Get used to it slowly, Master, don't move."

"That's weird...Rong'er, why don't you forget it? I don't need this anymore..."

Yu Ling'er still didn't get used to it, her gourd-like plump figure twisted back and forth, her waist like a bee like a willow couldn't help dodging Yu Yourong's hand, and the perfect peach-like arc under her waist also swayed majesticly , watching Yu Yourong frowned, and immediately became angry:

"Tell you not to move!"

"what!"

Snapped--

There was crisp applause in the bathroom, Yu Linger trembled, covered her buttocks with her hands, bit her lips angrily and looked back at the expressionless villain:
"Fish is tolerant!"

"I'm sorry master."

"It's against you!"

"I made a mistake, Master."

It wasn't the first time it was reversed, and it wasn't the first time it was wrong either. While apologizing skillfully, Yu Yourong turned Master's body around again, and after wiping out the bubbles, she asked her to wipe the front of her face.

"Look, master, as long as the bubbles come out, you can wash them off after a while, but don't squeeze them too much."

"why?"

"It's not necessary, and then it's about saving."

Speaking of this, Yu Yourong's eyes softened a little when she was angered by Master just now:

"Brother, he... earns money very hard..."

?

elder brother?

Yu Linger looked at his apprentice blankly:

"Who is your brother?"

"..."

Yu Linger pondered for a moment:
"The elder brother is Qin Ren, and his status is inconvenient, so I will be his younger sister."

"That's true... we are black households."

Yu Ling'er probably understood the meaning of "inconvenient status" in the situation, and turned to muttering:
"If you recognize him as your elder brother, then he is also your senior brother..."

"?"

Yu Yourong was taken aback, where did this idiot Master think?
Yu Ling'er thought about it seriously:
"My Liuyun Sect stopped accepting male disciples as early as the Dharma-ending years. I didn't expect my generation of suzerains to make an exception because of the matter of ascension. It's really embarrassing..."

"A brother is a brother, not a senior brother."

Yu Yourong didn't bother to talk to her, squeezed some cool stuff and rubbed it on Yu Ling'er's head.

"Again?"

"Close your eyes, are you closed?"

"Closed..."

The tall apprentice has 1.7 meters, which is slightly taller than the master, so washing her hair will not be too tiring:
"It's called shampoo, it's similar to body wash, but it's specially used to wash your hair. Be careful not to let it flow in..."

"Hey! Rong'er, eyes...my eyes..."

"..."

Before he finished speaking, he was tricked, and Yu Yourong finally knew what it was like to experience "high blood pressure" online.

Snapped--

So, after washing her eyes, there was another crisp sound in the bathroom.

"I told you to close your eyes!"

"Yu Yourong! This is not a sect!"

As the head of the sect, Yu Ling'er also has a temper:

"This is your... your senior brother's territory. Are you going to keep being so stubborn in the future? How decent!"

"If you don't obey, you will be beaten. This is the etiquette here."

Yu Yourong took Pixiu as an example with reason and evidence, and used a sentence that Pixiu once said to remind Master:

"When you enter the Qin family's door, you must follow the rules of the Qin family. If I don't beat you, does master want to be beaten by your brother?"

"..."

If you can't do it, it's really out of order.

People in this world are already indecent enough, the streets are full of shirtless women, and from time to time you can meet a few vixen who have the inner flavor of the Acacia sect, and Yu Linger has also wandered on the street for several times Genius gradually adapted, but that didn't mean she didn't resist at all.

"Rong'er..."

"Say."

So, after letting Yu Yourong wash her hair without saying a word, she thought of something she wanted to say when she first entered the door, but she didn't say it:

"I saw...Rong'er your clothes..."

The T-shirt is acceptable, but Yu Linger mainly cares about the pair of denim shorts:
"Our Liuyun Sect is a decent family, what you are wearing...is it a bit too lewd..."

"..."

Snapped--

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(End of this chapter)