No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 70 Brother's Surprise

Longhu District.

Unit 1701, Building [-], Qin Ren stood at the door for a while, and then fixedly looked at Pixiu next to him.

"What are you doing…"

Is this seat so pretty?

Luo Yao shyly touched the little pineapple hairpins on her ponytails, she seemed a little bit prettier than usual today, not to mention kissing Qin Ren at that time, if Qin Ren fell in love with Lord Shangxian now It is also understandable.

"Yao, what..."

Qin Ren didn't know the mess in the little girl's head, so he fumbled in both the front pocket and butt pocket of his trousers, and checked suspiciously if there was a hole in the trouser pocket, and finally spread his hands in discouragement:

"...do you have the key?"

"No."

what is the keyIs she prettier than Luo Yao?
It turned out that it wasn't Luo Yao's business, the little girl started to feel drowsy and wanted to go back to sleep, in a daze.

"You didn't bring it?"

"I thought you had it."

"..."

Qin Ren was also in a hurry to leave in the morning. Fortunately, there was someone at home, so he knocked on the door.

no response.

Knock harder.

Still no response.

It was only then that Qin Ren remembered that he had asked Yu Yourong to take her master to take a bath before he left, and now both of them are probably in the bathroom.

This has been washed for an hour, right?
It is troublesome for a woman to take a bath, but it is even more troublesome for two women to take a bath.

What's more, one of them is a newcomer, without Qin Ren's beating to remind him, Yu Yourong's apprentice is definitely not good, but there are too many of her, if the cleanliness kicks up, it is possible to wash for two hours.

"Meow…"

"round and round!"

Fortunately, through the door panel, I heard the sound of flannel balls at home. Tuantuan can open the door of the room at home. Although the anti-theft door handle is relatively tight, Qin Ren still hopes that she can give it a try:
"Tuantuan is good, come and open the door to have a look."

"Meow~"

"Uh... Tuantuan?"

"Meow~~"

"?"

However, Qin Ren heard the cat meowing far away from the door, so he pressed his ear against the door to listen, and soon came the faint sound of the TV.

Damn, this dog is better than...

No, this cat... actually ignored him and went to watch TV?

……

That's right, Tuantuan wanted to ignore Qin Ren.

As soon as she heard that Qin Ren was asking for something from her outside, she turned around decisively, raised her hairy buttocks, raised her soft and fluffy tail, and jumped onto the sofa with small steps in disdain.

As for why...

Hmph, who told him to bring another woman back...

I really can't tell the big and small kings in the family, can I?
When Luo Yao came, the number of times Qin Ren touched her was halved, and when Yu Yourong came, it was halved again.

Now Luo Yao is the one who fucks her the most every day.

Is this plausible?Is it plausible?

After all, she is still a young female cat with a normal orientation. Does this shit-shoveling ghost want to break her up?

But Qin Ren had done everything, and Tuantuan had nothing to do.

After all, she is just a young female cat with a normal orientation.

At least the excrement shovel hasn't messed with other cats and dogs, which is pretty good.

So compared to the beginning when he would fight for the remote control with Luo Yao, now Tuantuan has already thought about it, and has learned to sulk quietly, such as deliberately ignoring Qin Ren, and asking him to lock him up outside for a while is considered a kindness to him. A kind of punishment of rubbing in the dark.

"Meow…?"

However, what Tuantuan didn't expect was that when she was leisurely watching TV, a fish tank on the coffee table suddenly "lived".

To be precise, the water inside moved.

Looking through the transparent fish tank, it is no different from being alive.

"Meow..."

The transparent and calm water suddenly became more and more viscous, wriggling out like a ball of glue, standing up on four legs, and gradually arching its back, looking at it vigilantly.

dong dong dong-

"Good boy, come here."

The shy shit-shoveling officer flattered him outside the door, and Tuantuan didn't care about him, but saw that the glue in front of him seemed to be accelerated suddenly by Qin Ren's voice, quickly leaving a string of wet marks on the coffee table and the floor that looked like snails had crawled over Finally, he got into the kitchen, followed by the sound of running water.

After a while, a translucent light blue girl about the size of Luo Yao, without clothes, carefully poked her head out from the kitchen
"Meow?!"

Who is this woman?Where did it come from?
Tuantuan's eyes widened, the whole cat was not well.

Naturally, she doesn't know Honey Juice, and Honey Juice is quite taboo.

It's not because of anything else. No matter how timid Crystal Slime is, at least she won't be afraid of felines before they show their sharp claws inside the pink fleshy ball. In my "glue-like paint" body, if there is too much contamination, it will be very troublesome to discharge one by one.

Just like that kind of keyboard cleaning glue, it sinks in cleanly, and when you pull it out, you will be covered in dirt.

So Honey still kept a distance from Tuantuan subconsciously, glanced at her timidly, then trotted to the door and opened it for Qin Ren.

"Oh? Honey juice?"

"!"

"!"

Qin Ren was surprised by the slime's spirituality. Luo Yao and Honey exchanged a glance, then hid behind Qin Ren full of hostility, and muttered dissatisfiedly:

"Qin Ren, do you know what I want to say?"

"do not know."

"Scumbag."

"?"

Qin Ren knew now.

"Where did this come from whose master?"

"It's honey juice."

"who?"

"..."

Tong Yanwuji, Qin Ren believed that Pai Xiu asked subconsciously, and had no other unhealthy thoughts, but his own heart was dirty and sinful:

"Honey juice, it's the slime in the vat that I introduced to you."

Luo Yao was stunned, and then unwilling:
"Why is she a woman!"

Not to mention Qin Ren, Honey didn't know why she was a girl, she looked at Qin Ren innocently and aggrievedly, her pale blue body turned slightly white.

"No clothes yet!"

"I'm wearing it, I'm wearing it."

Qin Ren looked sloppy:

"It's tights, so tight that you can't tell. You see, she doesn't have a small spot, and she doesn't have... In short, it's very different from when you don't wear clothes, isn't it?"

Luo Yao looked at it, and it seemed that it was true. Honey is also very interesting. She can become more refined, just like last time, but in order to cooperate with Qin Ren, she didn't say anything, and ran back to the fish tank, Running and making a vertical leap, it turned into a vat of clear water very silky, and the excess water absorbed to condense the body splashed all over the ground.

"..."

"Guji?"

Honey juice was blinking Xiaodoudou in the fish tank. At present, he didn't know much about the trouble caused by his transformation. Qin Ren might need to train him specially in the future, just like training cats and dogs.

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"Hiss—! Rong'er, this is so hot."

"I told you not to touch it, it's the pipe from which the hot water comes out."

"Oh, what about this side... Hiss! Damn, I remember wrong, it's still the same side..."

"..."

After entering the door, Qin Ren took Pixiu back to sleep, and under the shocking eyes of Tuantuan, he dragged the "corpse" of honey juice in the living room with a mop. Accompanied by a strange "pop".

this movement...

Qin Ren couldn't help daydreaming, then knocked on the door and urged:
"You two, come out after washing, and after washing, you will have to wash and shed your skin."

The two snakes finally came out wrapped in bath towels after hearing the words.

Yu Yourong wrapped one piece, and Yu Linger wrapped two pieces, tightly covering the shoulders and thighs, dodging behind the apprentice, the fresh water vapor lingered on the white and tender skin, and the two pieces had their own merits The pretty faces were also powdery, one was beautiful and lovely, the other was gentle and shy, moving back and forth, swaying and swaying, quite competitive, Qin Ren couldn't help but stare in a daze.

"Brother..." Yu Yourong was shy and annoyed, her eyebrows frowned slightly, because she couldn't tell whether her brother was looking at her or Master...

"Eh? Oh, you..." Qin Ren scratched his head, "...you may change your other suit for Master Yu."

Yu Yourong took Master to the living balcony. There was a blind spot at the corner of the living balcony, where you couldn't see the outside, let alone the inside, but it could be conveniently used as a "dressing room".

Yu Yourong touched his other T-shirt and denim trousers that were drying on the hanger, and found that they were not completely dry, so he took off Qin Ren's shirt and handed it to Yu Linger.

Shirts are long-sleeved, not as "revealing" as T-shirts. Yu Ling'er would rather wear shirts, but Qin Ren's shirts are a bit too big. After wearing them, except for the chest that is slightly stretched, the other parts are a little loose. As far as the hips, the long sleeves cover the palms of the hands, only revealing a few jade-like fingers pinched at the cuffs.

"strange."

Yu Linger muttered to confirm with his apprentice:
"Rong'er, this... can I wear it?"

"..."

Not only is it wearable, it's even a little...

Gee.

Yu Yourong couldn't tell the feeling, anyway, she felt that if Master wore it like this, brother would love to see it very much.

So, Yu Yourong was silent for a moment, and took off the shirt from the master.

"What... what's wrong?"

"Not suitable."

"Eh?"

Yu Ling'er actually thought it was okay, but Yu Yourong just didn't think so.

"It doesn't fit, it's ugly, and..."

And...she didn't wear her brother's shirt...

Although the master is a master, but there are some things, Yu Yourong thinks it's better not to let the mere "newcomers" get ahead first.

So in the end, Yu Yourong dug out another set of vest + yoga pants from a locker in the living room that was exclusive to her, and asked her master to try it out, and immediately took it off again.

"The vest is a bit too revealing... but the pants are fine."

"No, the problem is the pants."

The master's figure looked too indecent in yoga pants, so Yu Yourong finally gave Yu Linger the Hanfu he bought on Taobao, and changed her into the bra and underwear he bought not long ago for washing .

"what is this?"

"Underwear, on Earth."

Yu Yourong opened his T-shirt, then unzipped the denim shorts, leaned down a little, and turned around to show Master a general look, which made Yu Linger marvel:
"So lovely…"

"It's called lace, and you have it too."

"Lace...are these little flowers?"

"Well, you're black and I'm white."

……

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"So lovely…"

Coincidentally, at this moment far away in dormitory 117 of F building of Jiaotong University, Gu Qing also sighed the same in front of the mirror.

She was wearing the off-the-shoulder dress that Wang Li gave her that day, and today was the last time she tried it on secretly while her roommate was away.

The dress is indeed pretty, but... what kind of reaction will he have?

After all, it's not long or short. I haven't seen my brother for so long. Lu Qing can't help but imagine his various possible reactions after he suddenly appears in front of his brother, and then the corners of his lips can't help but twitch. from a slight arc.

I don't know if I am a surprise to that guy...

(End of this chapter)