No one knows monsters better than me

Chapter 88 Yu Linger's Self-Development5000 words

Yu Linger answered shyly, and recalled for a while the knowledge reserves he had acquired from various books for thousands of years, and finally thought: It is okay to teach, but you can't teach by example, you should be reserved and stop at the end.

Hongchen's erotic relationship is often too broad and profound, some things are still too early for Rong'er, it is better for her to explore and comprehend by herself in the future.

After all, although one day is a teacher and a lifelong mother, it is not the daughter who is going to get married right now, so what's the rush?

The reason why Yu Ling'er cares about the apprentice's cognition of love and ethics is mainly because the people on Earth are too unruly. It is a psychological protection mechanism for Rong'er to understand more so that he can adapt better.

Her judgment is correct, but she may not be aware that there is a special word for such things on Earth called [sexual enlightenment].

Of course, the master only has a little understanding in theory, and he emphasizes [fragmentation], [side-by-side] and [step-by-step] in the sexual enlightenment of the disciples.

For example, when it comes to the matter of the mother raising the baby, Yu Ling'er can start chatting with her about the formation of a mortal family.

"Everything has parents, and the male is the father, and the female is the mother. Only the male and female...unity can be parents."

"Combine..."

Yu Yourong knew that people have parents, and so did she, but she was picked up by her master after being abandoned for various reasons.

But she really didn't know that parents must have a male and a female. There is a saying of "male mother" on the earth's Internet, and Yu Yourong thought there was nothing wrong with it.

"How to combine male and female?" Yu Yourong blinked her eyes seriously, as if she was learning the mental method from her master for the first time hundreds of years ago.

"This...combination..."

There should be a detour here, Yu Ling'er tried to speak implicitly:

"Master will use ordinary people as an example, Rong'er, you know that ordinary people are going to get married, right?"

"know."

Marriage is marriage, so marriage is union, Yu Yourong still understands this:
"There's marriage, and there's divorce."

"From... eh?"

Yu Linger was taken aback, what is divorce?
It's bad, she is still full of ambitions and plans to teach Baba to others, why does she feel that the apprentice knows more than the master?

Even she hadn't heard of "divorce", was it in the dictionary? Is it in "Children's Encyclopedia"?

Maybe, anyway, Yu Ling'er hasn't learned this yet, after a simple inquiry, it turns out that she is divorcing her wife and husband.

"But people on Earth have... strange requirements for marriage and divorce." Yu Yourong blushed slightly.

"What request...?" Yu Ling'er also blushed, she didn't know why, anyway, she felt that women should blush when talking about such things, so she just blushed casually.

"I also heard from Luo Yao once that it was...Mao..."

"?"

"Master, come over here..."

"oh oh…"

rust-

rustling——

The two snake heads were touching each other slowly and whispering, and when they parted, Yu Ling'er's pretty face was puffed up:
"It's true, but... But why? Are there any human beings?"

"I don't know, I heard from Luo Yao, and Luo Yao heard it from... my brother again."

"what…"

If even Qin Ren said this, then maybe the people on earth are really like this.

"The body of a jade worm can't be married, it's so strict..."

Yu Ling'er muttered to himself, which made Yu Yourong feel confused:

"Master, we are snakes, what does this have to do with insects?"

"You don't understand, this worm is a 'big worm', and a big worm is a tiger. This tiger also means 'pot', so the jade worm is..."

Yu Ling'er stopped halfway through her speech, and waited for Luo Yao to put down the dog bowl to play with her mobile phone on the sofa, and then confirmed that Qin Ren and Gu Qing were still tired of crooked in front of the computer, and then continued to educate Yu Yourong, her cheeks continued to puff up:
"In short, it is white, and in short, it is tiger. If you think about it carefully, do you think it looks alike?"

what a mess...

Yu Ling'er was taken aback by her master, and after thinking about it for a while, she felt that there was nothing similar except Bai:

"White is white, so why must it be a tiger, not a snake, or a fish?"

Is this important?
Yu Ling'er didn't think it was important, and the answer was quite embarrassing, so she faltered and hawed a bit when answering:
"... Anyway... Anyway, since ancient times in the Ten Thousand Monsters Continent, there has been... there is a saying that there is nothing like that, how can I get a tiger..."

"?"

"Oh, let's not talk!"

Yu Ling'er held her face in her hands, as if on fire:
"...Anyway, Rong'er, you... just slowly realize it by yourself in the future..."

"???"

Yu Yourong suspected that he would not be able to realize it until the year of the monkey and the moon of the horse. There is also a saying on the earth that "if you don't enter the tiger's den, you will get tiger cubs", but it seems to be different from what the master wants to express.

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In fact, the master and apprentice talked about this point, and then they gradually digressed.

But it doesn't matter, sexual enlightenment doesn't happen overnight, Yu Linger herself is half a jar of water, and Qin Ren just came back after finishing work, so the first class ended in such a hurry.

……

"sister."

"!"

After dinner, Gu Qing was fussing about in the bedroom, Qin Ren didn't knock on the door, and when he broke in, he was covered in pillows thrown over his face.

It smells so good, Qin Ren moved his nose, took it off and saw that his sister was yelling at him embarrassingly:
"What are you doing?"

"I came to see what you were doing."

Qin Ren's eyes brightened:
"Sister, you look good, did you buy it new?"

"Sent by my roommate..."

It turned out that Lu Qing changed clothes in the bedroom, a half-shoulder light blue long-sleeved shirt, the neckline was cut obliquely, the delicate and small left shoulder and a little collarbone were exposed, a kind of girlish sexiness, Lining the original petite body is extraordinarily soft and charming.

"Does it look good..." Lu Qing finally showed his younger brother the dress, and asked him a little nervously.

"Two words!"

Qin Ren gave a thumbs up, it wasn't enough, so he gave another thumbs up:
"Stunning!"

boom!
Qin ren was hit on the chest by his sister's small fist.

"Is there any way to describe your sister like that?"

Lu Qing's soft ears felt a little hot, all because of being angry with his inattentive brother, he lifted his clothes, and then couldn't help but think of what his roommate Wang Li said at that time.

[This dress is highly elastic, and men are big pigs, when the time comes, gently pull it like this,...]

……

"Sister?" Qin Ren waved his hand, "What are you thinking so stupidly?"

"No... nothing."

Lu Qing woke up from some outrageous imaginations, her brother would definitely not be in her arms, but when she looked up, she found that something was wrong with Qin Ren's eyes, as if she was dumbfounded.

"Call me stupid, how about you?"

Lu Qing also stretched out his little hand and waved in front of his younger brother, feeling a little secretly happy in his heart.

"Eh? Oh yes, I have something to see you."

Qin Ren moved his eyes away with a hot face as he changed the topic.

……

My sister's dress is really pretty, it can be called a blue battle suit, but I don't know if she forgot or something, it seems that she is not equipped with inner armor?

That's weird... Take another look.

Gu Qing is the older sister in name, so Qin Ren didn't have any thoughts, just out of curiosity, so he turned his head casually, let his eyes quickly sweep past Gu Qing, and used his dynamic vision to go through it. .

Well, sure enough...

……

"Qinger"

"Ok?"

Qin Ren didn't know whether the clothes should be worn like this or if she was too careless. Anyway, remind her from another angle:
"You look good in this outfit, but I suggest you don't wear it outside."

"Nonsense, what am I doing outside at night..."

"No, don't wear it out during the day, it's fine at home, but there are perverts outside."

"..."

Is this taking advantage of his desire for her?

Lu Qing felt it was possible, and couldn't help but blush.

But to be honest, she didn't plan to wear it outside herself. Compared with her usual attire, this dress has a lot less fabric, which is a shame.

"If you have to worry about perverts, you can wear it at home, anyway, it's a gift."

Gu Qing, who was in a happy mood, spoke with a lighter tone:
"So what do you want from me?"

"It's nothing serious, just come with me."

Qin Ren pulled Gu Qing to the door of the kitchen. The fish inside had just put away the dishes and chopsticks and was about to wash the dishes. Qin Ren gently pushed Gu Qing into the kitchen:
"Well, You Rong, Qing'er wants to wash the dishes for you."

"?"

Gu Qing, who was planning to take a bath first, was startled when he heard this, and turned his head to question Qin Ren, but was abruptly held back by his younger brother's winking expression.

"Good sister, everything is going well at home..."

"..."

He quickly passed these words by Gu Qing's ear, and then smiled at Yu Yourong who was also surprised:
"Sorry, I won't help you anymore, I want to do more work tonight, thank you for your hard work."

After speaking, Qin Ren slammed the kitchen door, leaving the two girls in the kitchen.

"..."

"..."

The two sides looked at each other, not to mention how friendly the eyes were, at least there was no smoke of gunpowder during the day.

"Give me the plate."

When Gu Qing walked over slowly, Yu Yourong also said "huh":
"Then I'll wash the bowl."

"Where's the dish soap?"

"here."

"Libai, it doesn't feel as good as the axe, it smells good and doesn't stick to your hands..."

"I...have never heard of this brand."

"Anyway, Qin Ren and I used it all the time when we were kids."

……

The conversation between the two of them was inconsistent, and sometimes fell silent, but as far as washing dishes itself was concerned, Yu Yourong had to admit that Gu Qing was much more useful than Master.

Master is clumsy at washing dishes, but Gu is very skillful and quick at washing dishes, not at all like the cold little princess she thought at first.

With four hands moving through the foam in the sink, Yu Yourong glanced slightly sideways at Gu Qing's arm:
"you…"

"?"

"No…"

She opened her mouth to say nothing, waited for a while, and spoke again:
"You... your arm still hurts..."

Gu Qing was stunned for half a second before realizing that Yu Yourong was talking about the place where she took a spoon to pat her during the day, so it was quite surprising that she brought this up on her own initiative.

"It doesn't hurt in the first place, who is so delicate..." Gu Qing muttered softly.

"...all red."

"People with good skin are like this, and they turn red when they touch it."

Yu Yourong's skin is also good, Gu Qing squinted at Yu Yourong's bulging skirt, the one on the left was the one she beat:
"Do you dare to say that you are not popular?"

"I don't know, I didn't read it."

Yu Yourong was a little shy, silent for a while, picked up the pot silently, and poured the pot of water into the sink.

Then, Gu Qing heard three words mixed in the sound of splashing water:
"…sorry…"

"..."

Gu Qing was sure that he heard clearly, so he didn't say anything, and stayed silent for a few minutes before closing the chopsticks and spoons in his hand.

So, Yu Yourong also heard three words mixed in the sound of clattering:
"…Me too…"

"..."

After that, no one spoke in the kitchen for a long time, only the interlaced rhythm of pots, pans and pans covering each other.

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At the same time, Qin Ren, who was sitting in front of the computer, had a smile on his lips that seemed to hide his merit and fame.

it is good!Home and everything are prosperous, great!

For him, as long as there is no ping-pong-pong in the kitchen, and no words from you to me, it means that he has already planned.

Both Yu Yourong and Gu Qing are not unreasonable people, it's better to let them resolve the conflicts between girls by themselves, as long as they are given a relatively peaceful environment, such as the kitchen.

"Qin Ren, I want to grow happy beans!"

Luo Yao, who had been lying on the sofa for a long time after eating, raised her head and pointed at the balcony angrily:

"I'm going to plant one row, two rows."

"Grandma, please let go of my number."

Qin Ren's three QQs and WeChat have all become private workers, and the beans have been squeezed out by the brave, not a single drop left.

"I don't blame this seat."

Luo Yao ran over and hugged Qin Ren's neck, and whispered in his ear:

"Qin Ren Qin Ren, in fact... In fact, the beans were all lost..."

"Meow?"

A little furball squatting next to the fish tank moved its ears, raised its tail, and looked around.

"Luo Yao, do you think I'm a fool?"

"Then I want beans~" A certain spirit beast became more and more proficient at acting like a baby, rubbing its soft face against Qin Ren's beard.

"Are you a pig? The Internet is virtual, and Happy Beans are also virtual. Where can I grow them for you?"

"in spite of."

Luo Yao pinched Qin Ren's lips to prevent him from following up with Lord Xian:

"I want to rob the landlord."

It costs money to refill beans, or register a new account. Luo Yao will not spend the family's money like some brats in the news, so I just want Qin Ren to register a new account for her.

"Uh huh huh (we'll talk about it tomorrow)" Qin Ren didn't bother to talk to her, so she pinched his mouth and hummed perfunctorily.

Luo Yao let go of his mouth:

"Then make sure you give me Doudou tomorrow morning."

"What kind of guarantee does the little brat want...uuh—?"

Luo Yao pinched him again, giggled, and then let go again:

"Guaranteed or not?"

"Luo Yao, I'm warning you... Uhhhhh!"

Luo Yao pinched Qin Ren's mouth again, unless he promised.

"Luo, you are crazy tonight, right? I, um..."

blocked again.

Huh?But it doesn't seem to be done by hand.

Soft, sweet, and faintly milky...

Marshmallow?
Seeing Luo Yao's wicked smile, Qin Ren let go of the mouse and took it out of his mouth to see, good guy, this guy actually took off her little sock and stuffed it in his mouth.

"Spanking!"

"No~ I'm going to take a shower."

Luo Yao ran away in a hurry, and Qin Ren didn't chase her, but it wasn't because he had to work.

……

What he said to his sister at that time to "do more work" was just casually. In fact, it is a break time and he is playing League of Legends in front of the computer.

"Damn, I can't catch it..."

Qin Ren was playing a hero named [Crag Sparrow], a jungler. From Luoyao's upper body just now, he has been fighting wits and courage with the opponent's top laner, but every time he was shopping, he couldn't catch anyone. In other words, the level economy has always lagged behind the opponent's jungler.

This was the first one in a few days, so Qin Ren played it seriously, but when he died again on the gray screen and rubbed his neck, he found that someone who had been sitting quietly behind him, He watched more seriously than he played.

"Master Fish."

Qin Ren found it interesting:

"How long have you been watching?"

"long time."

Yu Ling'er was also staring at the screen when she was talking, her beautiful almond eyes were shining. She always remembered the game Qin Ren played, in which there was a female sword fairy called [Sword Fairy], which resonated with her very much. of.

It's just that today, Qin Ren changed another hero. Although Yu Ling'er couldn't understand it, she found it very interesting.

"Qin Ren, do you want to obliterate this person?" Yu Ling'er pointed to Qing Gang Ying, the opponent's top laner on the screen, and her words were quite mysterious.

"Yeah, but...he's too bad, he won't come out to confront me head-on, so I don't care about him anymore." Qin Ren didn't change his expression, distorting the fact that he was very good.

"Is that so..."

Yu Ling'er was convinced. While feeling righteous indignation for Qin Ren, she also expressed puzzlement about the ID of the top laner:

"Qing...I steel...the door will be...shadow, what is it?"

"Hey, this is... the Dao name."

Qin Ren clicked on the settings, turned off the ID display, Yu Linger's eyes lit up again, and pointed at the enemy's jungler Yasuo:
"Is he a male sword fairy?"

"Well, he's a swordsman, a blast swordsman."

Qin Ren actually thought it should be a knife, maybe Tang knife, but he didn't know the details.

It's like he doesn't know much about the current game. He hasn't played it for half a season. When he went online, he found that Yasuo can also play wild.

"What about you, Qin Ren? What are you?"

"I am Rock Sparrow, the master of Jian Hao."

Qin Ren remembered it wrong here, but it's not important. While speaking, Qin Ren, who had been resurrected, caught the enemy's residual blood stealing buff compression in the wild area, and killed him with a q.

"He was beaten by you?" Yu Ling'er seemed very happy.

"Yes! Violent beating!" Qin Ren uttered nonsense against the stats of 1-7, his skin thicker than the city wall.

But Yu Ling'er was completely attracted, and she felt an impulse developed in her heart.

.........

In this world called a game, the master can actually beat the apprentice!It's not the master being beaten by the apprentice!
……

"Qin Ren, I want to play games!"

　I watched "Tom and Jerry" yesterday, I watched 55 episodes, sorry
　　
　
(End of this chapter)