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Chapter 94 Yu Linger's Qi Qi (5500 words, 0.25 more to go)
"Qin Ren, is Cheng Siyu more and more like her sister now?" As soon as he got home, Gu Qing opened his mouth and asked Qin Ren, who had just changed his clothes, in a daze:

"Did you see Cheng Siyu? When?"

"Oh, I just suddenly thought of it..."

Lu Qing helped his younger brother smooth out the wrinkles on the T-shirt, once, twice...

Well, kind of addicting.

Qin Ren's strong chest muscles didn't seem to be relaxed due to hard work, and when his soft fingertips ran across his muscular physique, Lu Qing would feel his heart beating a little warmly:
"...Just tell me, right?"

"Yes, but no."

Qin Ren thought for a while and said carefully:
"That guy's hairstyle is indeed more like her Siyun, but if you look at it in the company, the style is still quite different."

"What style?"

"It's very newcomer's workplace style, ponytail, shirt, jacket, trousers, silk..."

"?"

"Cough cough."

Qin Ren lowered his head, frowned and changed the topic:

"Oh, my shorts seem to have shrunk and are a little stretched, no wonder I feel uncomfortable..."

Lu Qing took a look, and his face turned slightly red.

It's a bit stretched...

Qin Ren was possessive and wouldn't let his sister wear off-the-shoulder skirts outside, so Gu Qing could also be possessive and wouldn't let his younger brother wear such tight shorts on the street.

Now is the era of masculinity, there are enough Yingyingyanyans in the family, and my younger brother's body can't be seen by more bad women.

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Changed into a pair of looser shorts, Qin Ren was about to go out for errands, and had to call Yu Linger.

dang dang-

He knocked on the bedroom door:
"Master Yu, are you ready?"

"immediately."

After a while, Yu Ling'er came out and changed into an ancient costume according to Qin Ren's request.

It wasn't the Hanfu for Yu Yourong, but the fluttering white dress she wore when she first came to Earth.

Yu Ling'er didn't know what Qin Ren was going to take her to do, but she felt a little embarrassed to change into this after such a long time.

"Wouldn't it be strange?" Su Ling'er twisted the skirt of the shirt lightly with her bare hands, Yu Ling'er shyly blinked her long eyelashes and looked around the room.

"No, it's beautiful."

nice?
Yu Ling'er has heard Qin Ren praise many people for their beauty, Gu Qing, Luo Yao and Rong'er have all praised them, but this is the first time the word "beautiful" has come out of his mouth, but he did not expect it to fall into his ears inside.

"It's...not that..."

That being said, which woman doesn't like to be praised, Yu Ling'er gently brushed her hair on her temples, hiding the joy in her eyes.

"No, I really think it's pretty." Qin Ren looked him up and down, showing a rigorous academic attitude.

When I saw Yu Ling'er for the first time, the clothes were a bit sloppy, and so was I, so it was a kind of little woman who was more like a market.

Now that it's been tidied up properly, it's more like a suzerain with a sense of immortality.

A little woman has also become a big woman, that is, in ancient times, she would have the temperament of a queen dowager or a wife of a royal family.

"It's as light as a light cloud coming out of Xiuxiu, with a fairy spirit and a faint brilliance, with a unique style."

Qin Ren was so stinky, he shook his head and praised:
"Master Yu, your clothes suit you very well... eh?!"

Just as he was talking, Qin Ren felt a strong force coming from under his feet, which almost pushed him down. He was stunned to see that a mop had stuck to his feet.

"Brother, let me go." Classmate Yu Yourong stared at the mop, with a sullen tone.

"No, no, please stop working, it was just delayed yesterday."

When Qin Ren went to get the mop in her hand, Yu Yourong stubbornly turned her head and dragged it to the other side.

"Hey, Rong Rong?"

"Ronger?"

Qin Ren and Yu Linger looked at each other, feeling a little helpless and puzzled. In the end, Qin Ren chased after her and stopped her on the balcony:

"Yourong, don't work so hard, take a rest, why don't you go out with Luo Yao for a while?"

"You know I've worked hard, but you still stand there with Master blocking my way..."

Yu Yourong was holding a mop, glanced at Qin Ren, turned her face to the side, and looked at the green potted plants on the balcony, expressionless.

……

Why don't you see your brother dragging words and phrases?It's just an ordinary gown embroidered with silkworm silk, as for...

Yu Yourong also had that kind of clothes in the beginning, and she might be more beautiful than "some people" when she put them on...

……

"It's unintentional to block the way, but if you cook and wash dishes and then mop the floor immediately, it's intentional not to feel sorry for yourself."

Qin Ren took her mop over:

"You don't have spiritual power now, and you have to eat and sleep and you will be tired. Let's rest."

"But I still have internal strength."

Yu Yourong took the mop back:
"With internal strength, you can be more capable than ordinary girls, and you don't need to feel sorry for yourself."

"Hey, you don't feel sorry for me..."

Qin Ren grabbed it again, then looked back at the living room, and after confirming that his sister was in the bedroom, he mysteriously leaned into Yu Yourong's ear:

"Which brother doesn't love his sister? Qin Ren loves Xi Shi the most... But keep it a secret, don't let Qing'er know."

After finishing speaking, she deliberately winked for a while, Yu Yourong's face flushed slightly, and after rolling her eyes, she muttered in a low voice:
"Then what are you going to do with her this afternoon..."

"she?"

Qin Ren's thinking got stuck, and Yu Yourong glared at him:
"Fish spirit."

"Oh, yes, yes... harm, it's actually nothing."

If I remember correctly, this seemed to be the first time Yu Yourong glared at him, coquettishly, Qin Ren was quite happy, which meant that the girl was more integrated, which was a good thing:

"We're going to pop some gold coins this afternoon."

"What?" Yu Yourong couldn't understand these nonsense words.

"It's just that there was one thing before, I have been working overtime and I have been forgetting it, and it has been delayed for a long time..."

Qin Ren made a fool of himself first, because he actually remembered the jewelry that Yu Ling'er sold cheaply for dinner.

It has been a while since today, and some of the little bosses who are a little more serious may have already taken it for appraisal, and they may not want to hand over the jewelry anymore.

But for this situation, Qin Ren also has a way, but from the legal point of view of exorcists, it's not too kind...

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"Look, Mom, Sister Sword Fairy."

After going out with Yu Ling'er, who is immortal in Xianli, apart from the children, they didn't attract too many eyes along the way.

After all, Rongcheng is a "big city of cosplay", and costumes such as ancient costumes have always been quite common.

And a considerable part of the reason why many children would look over was because of the sword in Yu Ling'er's arms.

"Master Yu, why are you holding this sword?"

Qin Ren has been quite puzzled:
"Aren't they usually worn on the back, or tied around the waist?"

"Well... I know it's true on Earth, but..."

Yu Ling'er hugged the sword in her arms, and from Qin Ren's perspective, she could see that the soft groove on her body was stretched a bit deeper. Yu's apprentice's rabbit sister also bounced slightly:

"But in Wan Yao Continent, at least in Liu Yunzong, we don't even have a habit of using swords, because we don't need them."

"Oh?"

Qin Ren's eyes lit up:
"Is there a Qiankun bag, a storage ring or something?"

"No…"

Yu Linger frowned and couldn't even understand these words:
"When we have spiritual power, we always put swords in our bodies."

"In the body?"

It sounded awesome, Qin Ren retreated tactically:
"Details."

"Well... Actually, it can be regarded as a blood inheritance. There is an ancient ancestor of the snake clan named Ba Snake, who came to the earth before, Qin Ren, do you know?"

"I know, Ba Snake Tunxiang."

"Yes Yes."

When Yu Ling'er nodded, the round bun on the back of her head trembled, cute and cute:
"The supernatural power of the ancestor Ba Snake is one of the blood inheritance left to our snake clan, so the swords of our snake clan are usually swallowed in the stomach when not in use."

"what?"

Swallow the sword?Qin Ren remembered those acrobatic performances in the past. There was a sword swallower in "Approaching Science", doing X-rays while swallowing a sword.

But speaking from Yu Ling'er's mouth, it feels a little more mysterious.

But the mystery is mysterious, and it is not a very weird thing. The basic operation of [Speaking Magic Treasure] is not surprising from classical novels such as "Fengshen Yanyi" to the current fantasy novels.

Qin Ren has a good memory of this in recent years. It is probably an online writer named Chen Yigeng. In it, there are often various powerful people who open their mouths and spit out magic weapons, sword qi, and a mountain and a world. What, the Dao has been wiped out.

"Are you... going to swallow it hard?"

"Almost, Qin Ren, you don't know, our snake clan has deep throats."

"How deep?"

"Almost..."

Yu Linger touched the middle of her collarbone:
"It's almost here. When you have spiritual power, no matter how thick the sword is, you can swallow it and make it invisible, and then spit it out when you want to use it."

"Then if you don't have spiritual power, you can't show it?" Qin Ren felt a little regretful and wanted to see it.

"Actually, it's okay, but it can only be swallowed here."

Yu Linger pointed to her collarbone:
"Transfiguration and the like are not allowed, so I just hold the sword in my arms, and I'm not used to wearing it on my waist or on my back."

But when it comes to this, Yu Linger is also puzzled:
"Qin Ren."

"Ah."

"We are going to redeem things, why do we need to change clothes and bring the sword?"

"It's easy to see at a glance."

According to Yu Linger's memory, Qin Ren looked for those small restaurants one by one in the afternoon, and it took about a week. Those bosses basically took a look at Yu Linger behind Qin Ren, and they could quickly remember Yu Linger with that attire. Er, when Qin Ren asked, most people directly admitted that Yu Ling'er had indeed traded things for food before.

Then Qin Ren started talking nonsense, saying for a while that he was a blogger in the living area of ​​station B, what kind of xxx challenge he was doing, and for a while he was from a variety show crew of a TV station, and that the jewelry he gave before was a prop, and he made a mistake , the crew rented it outside, and now they want to buy it back with meal money.

In this way, an earring, a jade pendant, a pendant, and a bracelet of unknown material were all recovered successfully.

There is no way, if you want to go smoothly, you have to play a little fancy, so that these small bosses feel that they are not "incompetent", Yu Ling'er is not a momentary miss, and those things are not very valuable.

Judging from the results, there is a need to do so.

Because in the end, there were still two bosses who went through the appraisal and found that the jewelry was made of top-quality materials, so they beat them to death and refused to exchange them for it.

It included another jade earring and a jade pendant.

It's difficult to get people to spit out after picking up a big deal, so Qin Ren changed his face at that time.

"To be honest, I am actually an exorcist."

Of course, the exorcist Qin Ren was talking about here was not his real identity, but he started to act as a magic stick, reminding the two bosses that the jewelry they got was full of "ominous".

"Ominous?"

"Ha ha!"

The two bosses are naturally staunch materialists, and those who have read the book cannot believe it, so Qin Ren will use a less kind method here.

"Let's go, Master Yu, we're going back."

"Are you back?"

Yu Ling'er, Pidian'er, followed with small swaying steps:

"Don't we want those two?"

"Don't worry, they will call and deliver it to your door after a while."

Qin Ren's method is actually to find A Cui again, the chicken-headed demon descendant who helped Qin Ren inquire about Yu Linger's whereabouts, and ask her to find some harmless but more terrifying demon descendants, and go to the two If there is some supernatural movement in the boss's house to scare them, then they will naturally believe that the jewelry is "ominous".

As for the jewelry that had been obtained today, Qin Ren sold them all at the jewelry store.

This was naturally agreed by Yu Ling'er.

"Sell it casually!" Master Yu was very bold, "Anyway, it's just a decoration, and after taking it out and getting too much smoke and smoke, it won't have a soul."

[No Soul] This word was just learned by Yu Linger, and it was used just right, but Qin Ren was a little curious:
"Master Yu, you cultivators still wear so many jewelry? Yourong doesn't seem to have any."

"Rong'er...she is still young, she doesn't understand jewelry at all..."

Yu Ling'er's eyes wandered, her face was red and she lowered her head, and her jade hands were pinching the pattern on the scabbard:

"This child is quite boring. It's fine if you don't wear it yourself. Others usually wear it a little... and call him hypocritical..."

"Is that so..."

Qin Ren looked at Yu Ling'er's pretty face with great interest, and wanted to laugh a little.

When Yu Ling'er raised her eyes, she also noticed Qin Ren's expression that seemed to be a smile but not a smile. She panicked, and couldn't help but stomp the embroidered shoes under her feet lightly, and emphasized to him with a slight frown:

"Qin Ren, it's not me that she scolded me for being hypocritical. I'm her master. She dare not."

"exactly."

Qin Ren nodded with a smile:

"She doesn't dare to scold you, she only dares to beat you."

"She...you..."

Having said all this, Yu Ling'er felt ashamed, the red glow on her skin crawled all the way from her slender neck to the tips of her ears, holding the sword in one hand, and covering her buttocks with the other, Turning around in shame and annoyance, he quickened his pace and walked in the direction of home.

Qin Ren chased after him with a smile:
"Hey Master Yu, don't be angry, it's nothing, just talk about it."

"..."

Yu Linger ignored her.

"You don't want the money for this jewelry?"

"..."

Still ignore.

Hmph, hypocrisy...

He clearly knows that he is the master of the family, so why would he ask her for money...

"Okay, okay, Master Fish..."

Not to mention, Yu Ling'er is a cultivator after all. When she got angry, she stepped on the lotus steps with her smooth and steady feet. She walked not slow at all. Qin Ren even took a few steps to catch up:

"Master Yu, Master Yu, I was wrong."

"..."

Yu Ling'er tightly pursed her mouth and did not speak, her tender and moist face was still slightly blush, holding a sword in her arms, Shuishui's eyes looked at the floor tiles on one side, as if she would rather count how many cracks there were in the floor tiles He didn't want to talk to Qin Ren anymore.

In this way, the suzerain of Xianli Xianqi can be regarded as "revealing his original shape", and the appearance of the resentful and resentful woman next door is revealed, which has a slight sense of grievance.

"Master Yu, actually, I don't know if you have learned a common saying on Earth these days, which is that everyone has the desire to love beauty."

Yu Yourong turned his head quietly, and just took a look at him:
"What do you want to say..."

"I want to say that it's a joke, but knowing jewelry is not a hypocritical thing. People who know jewelry can dress up. I think it's very feminine."

Qin Ren didn't have a hippie smile, but was gentle and serious.

It seems... the truth...

Yu Ling'er's nostrils fluttered slightly, and she hummed a few times, willing to look at Qin Ren a little more:

"Femininity... what is it..."

"It's the charm of a woman."

"charm…"

Yu Ling'er didn't refuse Qin Ren's compliment like she humbly accepted the word "beautiful" back then, and blinked her puzzled eyes slowly:
"Which charm is the charm?"

"so."

Qin Ren typed the word "charm" on the phone and showed it to Yu Linger. After a glance, Yu Linger retracted her neck, and spat softly in embarrassment:
"Why is this 'charm'...the foxes of the Hehuan Sect all have this word tattooed on their bodies, I...I don't want to be feminine anymore."

"It's not the same. Charm on earth is a good word. The most attractive women are praised for their charm and femininity."

Qin Ren explained to Yu Linger solemnly:

"Glamour, refers to bright attractiveness, not seductive allure."

"..."

This argument sounded decent, Yu Ling'er accepted it, and ran behind Qin Ren's butt again holding the sword:
"Then go home, you go ahead, I will follow..."

"I want to go back, but to show my sincerity, Master Yu, let me buy you a glass of water."

Yu Ling'er wondered what is good about water, and looked in the direction of Qin Ren's finger, it was a shop called "Hey Tea".

"Many girls on Earth like to drink this. There are all kinds of juice drinks in it, hot and cold. Oh, and milk tea. Have a look?"

"Um…"

It's good to have a look, Yu Ling'er is quite interested, and her mood quickly warms up.

Because this was Qin Ren's apology to her, this nature made the suzerain quite satisfied.

Doesn't that villain often make her angry?Even she has never paid any gift to Master.

However, after actually entering the store, Yu Ling'er was a little bit repulsed by those colorful fruit teas and milk teas, and she was a little uncomfortable with the appearance alone.

The most typical kind of discomfort is something called "Full Cup of Passion Fruit". The densely packed beads in it make Yu Ling'er get goosebumps.

This scene also appeared in the pearl milk tea that Yu Yourong liked to drink, so Yu Linger never drank pearl milk tea.

"Don't you have anything to drink?"

"Ah."

Yu Ling'er nodded, and then felt that someone sitting in the store was secretly pointing their mobile phones at her, so she timidly pulled Qin Ren's trouser pocket:

"Qin Ren, I'm not angry anymore, let's go out first, they all..."

"Okay, let's go out."

The little fairy in the milk tea shop was lucky enough to meet the real fairy, and she was naturally shocked. It is understandable that when Qin Ren took Yu Linger out of the shop, Yu Linger's eyes lit up, pointing to a small shop not far away:

"Qin Ren, soy milk!"

"Okay, buy it."

When two people met for the first time, Yu Linger drank soy milk. It was clean and pure white, slightly sweet. This is what people drink.

The soy milk this time was the kind that was packed in plastic bags when I was a child. It was very nostalgic. Inserting a straw required a little angle and skill. When I was young, Qin Ren and his sister often drank this, and my sister always asked Qin Ren to help insert the straw.

"tasty?"

"Delicious."

Yu Ling'er didn't know how to drink, so she drank her mouth so white that Qin Ren took out a tissue and wiped it for her:

"Master Yu, forgive me?"

"I'm not really angry, I just forgave..."

Yu Ling'er said embarrassedly, and then looked at Qin Ren very seriously:

"Qin Ren, you are a good person."

"..."

This was the third time or the first few times Qin Ren had heard Master Yu comment on him like this.

(End of this chapter)