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Chapter 1519 Have you ever heard of dumping
Chapter 1519 Have you ever heard of dumping
When I wake up in the morning, my chaotic mind is filled with things in an instant.
Then, various considerations, various judgments...
The emperor felt that he was a computer from another world, and his brain was the CPU.
At the moment, his mind is full of conquest of the Shu land, mixed with worries about the prince, and he has no space to feel the people around him.
"His Majesty!"
Jiang He'er was awakened by his movement, opened his eyes, rubbed them and said, "It's still early!"
"It's late!"
Jiang He'er sat up, and the emperor glanced at him.
Little He'er is actually not small at all.
The emperor's perseverance probably ranks first in the palace, and he still insists on getting up to practice in the face of temptation.
And Jiang He'er yawned, only to realize that his chest was cold.Looking down, "Ah!"
"Your Majesty is awake."
Concubine Jin's dorm is quite different from other people's dorms. Others' dorms, such as the empress's dormitory, are warm, while Concubine Li's dormitory is a little more charming.
There is a painting hanging on the wall of Concubine Jin's bedroom. It is not a picture of a lady, let alone a landscape painting, but a tiger.A woman sat on the tiger's back, holding the tiger's nape with one hand, and clenched a fist with the other, making a gesture to beat it.
The woman, of course, is Jiang Nvxia.
Not long ago, a painter came into the palace to paint portraits of the emperor and empress. Jiang He'er watched from the sidelines, very moved. After the painter finished the work, he begged the emperor to ask the painter to paint a picture for himself.
The painter was ready. Who would have thought that Concubine Jin would ask him to draw a picture of a heroine fighting a tiger.
Jiang He'er got up, washed up, and lazily practiced.
"Be serious!"
The emperor stood facing the east, with his hands in circles, and took a long breath.
"It's useless for me to practice!" Jiang Nvxia sighed, "Unless I can still go to the rivers and lakes."
As she said that, Jiang Nvxia's eyes lit up, "Your Majesty, let's go to the rivers and lakes when we find an opportunity in the future!"
Although the palace was not bad, it was a bit boring and uncomfortable for Jiang He'er.
"It's okay to want to go out of the palace, and it's okay once in a while. What are you walking in the rivers and lakes, give up!"
The emperor closed his efforts and inhaled in his mouth, only to hear that the tide was raging and long.
Then he exhaled shortly, and the sound of breaking through the air was very sharp.
After breakfast, the emperor went to the front to discuss matters with his ministers.
"Your Majesty, the food and grass are in place."
Cao Ying has been very busy these days, and looks rather haggard.
"Has the army ever been in place?" asked the emperor.
"Your Majesty, except for the five thousand cavalry in the south who are still on the way, the rest are in place," Song Zhen said.
"Why are you late?" asked the emperor.
Delay is a serious crime in the military.
"They encountered bandits on the way. They should have been on their way after they were defeated, but when they were interrogated, those bandits confessed. After Shi Ni's defeat, there were remnants who escaped into the mountains and were preparing to attack the surrounding counties recently. Therefore, they went ahead and suppressed these bandits. The thief..."
"Make a decisive decision, not bad!"
The emperor nodded appreciatively, "I will reward you when it is due, but the crime of delay is inevitable. Merits and demerits cannot be offset!"
"Yes!"
This is the way to rule the army!
You have a reason, he has a reason, and in the end a large army is in disarray.
The emperor glanced at the prince sitting below, and said: "The dike of a thousand miles is destroyed by an ant nest. Many times, when you let go of a hole and don't take it seriously, the root of the disaster has already been planted."
The prince nodded, "Yes."
After the outside world questioned the prince's ability to supervise the country, many people speculated that the relationship between the emperor and the prince might change.
The prince is somewhat respectful, the emperor is somewhat dogmatic...
"By the way, Your Majesty." Liu Qing said: "Recently, envoys from various countries have come to inquire about the assembly of the army, but they are going to attack Shu."
"Are you worried that I will deal with them?" The emperor said indifferently: "You sneaky people!"
These small countries behaved well when the Central Plains was strong and prosperous, so they were called godfathers.
After arriving in Chang'an, the kind of tears filled the eyes, as if the shock of coming to the center of the world made Datang people quite proud.
To pay homage to the emperor of the Central Plains, to offer pitiful tributes, and to say pitifully that the country is small and the people are few, these are the gifts that were obtained with great difficulty, Your Majesty, please forgive me.
What can the emperor say?
The more others show weakness, the happier and prouder he is.
This is human nature, no matter whether you are talented or stupid, you cannot avoid such pride.
Then, the emperor in a good mood waved his hand, "Return the gift more generously."
Reciprocating gifts often made these envoys tremble, and Tian Khan's voice became louder and louder.
Immediately, the emperor waved his hand again, and the title of king should not be thrown out like money.
Those messengers raised their buttocks and thanked them happily.But looking back, he dismissed those titles aside.
After the decline of the Central Plains, for example, after the rise of the Northern Liao Dynasty, when the Central Plains was in a melee, those small countries immediately sent envoys to Ningxing to show their loyalty.
Later, he stood with Beiliao, pointed fingers at the Central Plains, and even sent troops to help Beiliao suppress the Central Plains.
After the founding of the Tang Dynasty, Beiliao was beaten to the ground with a magnificent counterattack, and the two countries gradually formed a balance of power.
Those small countries immediately changed course and came to Chang'an again, shouting: God Khan!
The emperor said sarcastically: "The grass on the wall will fall wherever the wind blows. How did the Ministry of Officials and Honglu Temple deal with it?"
"Ambiguous."
"Why?"
"Worried about leaking secrets."
"I'm going out this time to be upright, with great fanfare, and I must let the world see that even the women in the market in Chang'an City are talking about this battle, so keep it secret? I think they are used to being kind to foreigners, right?"
The emperor was very dissatisfied and said: "I don't need the name of Tian Khan to embellish my emperor's career, and I am not interested in watching a group of aliens pouting their buttocks and shouting long live. Between countries, interests come first!"
"Yes!" The officials bowed their heads.
This is the hero... If it is an ordinary emperor, the ministers will definitely argue with the emperor for a long time as long as they wait to set the tone on foreign affairs.
"His Majesty!"
A servant came to report, "There are envoys from various countries asking to see you."
"It's a spy that I'm about to leave, so I'm here to test you." The emperor said flatly, "Then we'll see you."
More than ten envoys then entered the hall to salute.
No ass poking, just clapping hands.
Liu Qing glanced at the emperor, and saw the emperor squinting his eyes, half smiling, feeling sad for these small country envoys.
"What are you waiting for?" asked the emperor.
An envoy said: "I heard that His Majesty is about to go to war. Although our country is small, we are willing to send troops to help."
The army is assembled, the food and grass are in place, and we just need to find an auspicious day to set off. You are willing to send troops to fight at this time.
Don't talk about the news from Chang'an to Xiaoguo for a few months, and then assemble the army and set off to Chang'an, don't talk about it for more than half a year.
That adds up to almost a year.
Do you think the emperor can wait for you in Chang'an for a year?
This sincerity is not as good as plastic.
Song Zhen was furious, and just about to get out of work to scold him, the emperor smiled and said, "That's fine!"
messenger:"……"
Let's just say it politely!
Why are you serious?
But the emperor nodded, and the army must come.
The surrounding environment of these small countries is not good, and they are staring at each other. Once the troops are dispatched to Chang'an, the country will definitely be empty...
What the hell!
You are self-inflicted!
Luo Cai glanced at the emperor.
Bow your head and mourn for the messenger for a moment.
The emperor didn't act according to common sense at all, making the envoy's face pale, but he dared not refuse... That was hitting the emperor's face. If the emperor didn't make a move, the important officials present would teach him how to behave with a wat board.Then the army set out to destroy the country!
"This battle is to attack Shu!"
The emperor looked at the envoys and said, "After this battle, the interior of the Tang Dynasty is stable."
In Xijiang, the emperor didn't care at all.
If Zhao Song had the ability, he would establish himself as king there, and when he freed his hand, he could kill this person with a single slap.
"A stable Datang will help to stabilize the surrounding areas."
The emperor's words were cryptic, but the envoys all heard it.
——When the domestic conquest of the Tang Dynasty is over, where will those warlike tigers go?
Kill red-eyed soldiers, you want them to throw away their knives and guns is impossible.
"I was thinking, maybe, I should find a place for the soldiers to do some activities."
"Your Majesty!" The former envoy's heart trembled, he knelt down, and stuck his butt up against Lao Gao, "Damn the foreign minister! I implore Your Majesty to make amends."
It stands to reason that the emperor gave him a stick, and then he should comfort him with kind words.
"You are used to fooling the emperors of the Central Plains, do you think that I am also the kind of emperor who likes to listen to flattery?"
The emperor said coldly: "Put away those petty thoughts you have been waiting for!"
Everyone was terrified and knelt down one after another.
It seemed the emperor was about to beat the emissaries.
Liu Qing and the others spent all their time waiting to see the emperor go crazy.
"In those years, you flirted with Beiliao and flirted with each other. I was supposed to raise troops to destroy the country and kill chickens to scare monkeys. But then I thought about it, God has the virtue of good life, so why bother to kill evil."
what!
This style is wrong!
Liu Qing, Luo Cai and the others looked at each other in blank dismay.
Has Your Majesty switched to vegetarianism?
The messengers looked up in astonishment.
"Killing, it's time to stop."
The emperor sighed.
Isn't this the same as the stick emperors in the Central Plains in the past?
I kowtow a few times and shout Tian Khan a few times to make them feel at ease, and then everything will be easy to talk about.
It turned out that the emperor was not exempt!
The messengers laughed wildly in their hearts.
Extremely disdainful.
The emperor looked at them and said, "Only one thing, from now on, the merchants of the Tang Dynasty must not be prevented from entering and exiting trade. Whoever dares to stop them will destroy the country!"
Isn't it just doing business?
These envoys rejoiced in their hearts, "I definitely dare not!"
"If the trade routes are opened, the Great Tang will never attack small countries like you!"
The emperor said seriously.
This is the standard mallet!
The envoys suppressed their ecstasy, and some people were moved, "Your Majesty, foreign ministers take the liberty, if this is the case, we are willing to sign a contract to guarantee the free trade of Tang merchants. If we violate the contract, we are willing to be punished!"
Let's write down the contract clearly. According to the nature of the Central Plains, as long as Li Tang is there, we will be as stable as Mount Tai.
The emperor hesitated for a moment, and the envoys looked at him nervously, and then all kinds of flattery and praise...
"That's it!"
The emperor nodded, and the envoys knelt down again, this time, their buttocks almost went up to the sky.
The emperor squinted and watched them leave happily.
then.
smiled.
"These idiots, have you heard the word dumping?"
(End of this chapter)
When I wake up in the morning, my chaotic mind is filled with things in an instant.
Then, various considerations, various judgments...
The emperor felt that he was a computer from another world, and his brain was the CPU.
At the moment, his mind is full of conquest of the Shu land, mixed with worries about the prince, and he has no space to feel the people around him.
"His Majesty!"
Jiang He'er was awakened by his movement, opened his eyes, rubbed them and said, "It's still early!"
"It's late!"
Jiang He'er sat up, and the emperor glanced at him.
Little He'er is actually not small at all.
The emperor's perseverance probably ranks first in the palace, and he still insists on getting up to practice in the face of temptation.
And Jiang He'er yawned, only to realize that his chest was cold.Looking down, "Ah!"
"Your Majesty is awake."
Concubine Jin's dorm is quite different from other people's dorms. Others' dorms, such as the empress's dormitory, are warm, while Concubine Li's dormitory is a little more charming.
There is a painting hanging on the wall of Concubine Jin's bedroom. It is not a picture of a lady, let alone a landscape painting, but a tiger.A woman sat on the tiger's back, holding the tiger's nape with one hand, and clenched a fist with the other, making a gesture to beat it.
The woman, of course, is Jiang Nvxia.
Not long ago, a painter came into the palace to paint portraits of the emperor and empress. Jiang He'er watched from the sidelines, very moved. After the painter finished the work, he begged the emperor to ask the painter to paint a picture for himself.
The painter was ready. Who would have thought that Concubine Jin would ask him to draw a picture of a heroine fighting a tiger.
Jiang He'er got up, washed up, and lazily practiced.
"Be serious!"
The emperor stood facing the east, with his hands in circles, and took a long breath.
"It's useless for me to practice!" Jiang Nvxia sighed, "Unless I can still go to the rivers and lakes."
As she said that, Jiang Nvxia's eyes lit up, "Your Majesty, let's go to the rivers and lakes when we find an opportunity in the future!"
Although the palace was not bad, it was a bit boring and uncomfortable for Jiang He'er.
"It's okay to want to go out of the palace, and it's okay once in a while. What are you walking in the rivers and lakes, give up!"
The emperor closed his efforts and inhaled in his mouth, only to hear that the tide was raging and long.
Then he exhaled shortly, and the sound of breaking through the air was very sharp.
After breakfast, the emperor went to the front to discuss matters with his ministers.
"Your Majesty, the food and grass are in place."
Cao Ying has been very busy these days, and looks rather haggard.
"Has the army ever been in place?" asked the emperor.
"Your Majesty, except for the five thousand cavalry in the south who are still on the way, the rest are in place," Song Zhen said.
"Why are you late?" asked the emperor.
Delay is a serious crime in the military.
"They encountered bandits on the way. They should have been on their way after they were defeated, but when they were interrogated, those bandits confessed. After Shi Ni's defeat, there were remnants who escaped into the mountains and were preparing to attack the surrounding counties recently. Therefore, they went ahead and suppressed these bandits. The thief..."
"Make a decisive decision, not bad!"
The emperor nodded appreciatively, "I will reward you when it is due, but the crime of delay is inevitable. Merits and demerits cannot be offset!"
"Yes!"
This is the way to rule the army!
You have a reason, he has a reason, and in the end a large army is in disarray.
The emperor glanced at the prince sitting below, and said: "The dike of a thousand miles is destroyed by an ant nest. Many times, when you let go of a hole and don't take it seriously, the root of the disaster has already been planted."
The prince nodded, "Yes."
After the outside world questioned the prince's ability to supervise the country, many people speculated that the relationship between the emperor and the prince might change.
The prince is somewhat respectful, the emperor is somewhat dogmatic...
"By the way, Your Majesty." Liu Qing said: "Recently, envoys from various countries have come to inquire about the assembly of the army, but they are going to attack Shu."
"Are you worried that I will deal with them?" The emperor said indifferently: "You sneaky people!"
These small countries behaved well when the Central Plains was strong and prosperous, so they were called godfathers.
After arriving in Chang'an, the kind of tears filled the eyes, as if the shock of coming to the center of the world made Datang people quite proud.
To pay homage to the emperor of the Central Plains, to offer pitiful tributes, and to say pitifully that the country is small and the people are few, these are the gifts that were obtained with great difficulty, Your Majesty, please forgive me.
What can the emperor say?
The more others show weakness, the happier and prouder he is.
This is human nature, no matter whether you are talented or stupid, you cannot avoid such pride.
Then, the emperor in a good mood waved his hand, "Return the gift more generously."
Reciprocating gifts often made these envoys tremble, and Tian Khan's voice became louder and louder.
Immediately, the emperor waved his hand again, and the title of king should not be thrown out like money.
Those messengers raised their buttocks and thanked them happily.But looking back, he dismissed those titles aside.
After the decline of the Central Plains, for example, after the rise of the Northern Liao Dynasty, when the Central Plains was in a melee, those small countries immediately sent envoys to Ningxing to show their loyalty.
Later, he stood with Beiliao, pointed fingers at the Central Plains, and even sent troops to help Beiliao suppress the Central Plains.
After the founding of the Tang Dynasty, Beiliao was beaten to the ground with a magnificent counterattack, and the two countries gradually formed a balance of power.
Those small countries immediately changed course and came to Chang'an again, shouting: God Khan!
The emperor said sarcastically: "The grass on the wall will fall wherever the wind blows. How did the Ministry of Officials and Honglu Temple deal with it?"
"Ambiguous."
"Why?"
"Worried about leaking secrets."
"I'm going out this time to be upright, with great fanfare, and I must let the world see that even the women in the market in Chang'an City are talking about this battle, so keep it secret? I think they are used to being kind to foreigners, right?"
The emperor was very dissatisfied and said: "I don't need the name of Tian Khan to embellish my emperor's career, and I am not interested in watching a group of aliens pouting their buttocks and shouting long live. Between countries, interests come first!"
"Yes!" The officials bowed their heads.
This is the hero... If it is an ordinary emperor, the ministers will definitely argue with the emperor for a long time as long as they wait to set the tone on foreign affairs.
"His Majesty!"
A servant came to report, "There are envoys from various countries asking to see you."
"It's a spy that I'm about to leave, so I'm here to test you." The emperor said flatly, "Then we'll see you."
More than ten envoys then entered the hall to salute.
No ass poking, just clapping hands.
Liu Qing glanced at the emperor, and saw the emperor squinting his eyes, half smiling, feeling sad for these small country envoys.
"What are you waiting for?" asked the emperor.
An envoy said: "I heard that His Majesty is about to go to war. Although our country is small, we are willing to send troops to help."
The army is assembled, the food and grass are in place, and we just need to find an auspicious day to set off. You are willing to send troops to fight at this time.
Don't talk about the news from Chang'an to Xiaoguo for a few months, and then assemble the army and set off to Chang'an, don't talk about it for more than half a year.
That adds up to almost a year.
Do you think the emperor can wait for you in Chang'an for a year?
This sincerity is not as good as plastic.
Song Zhen was furious, and just about to get out of work to scold him, the emperor smiled and said, "That's fine!"
messenger:"……"
Let's just say it politely!
Why are you serious?
But the emperor nodded, and the army must come.
The surrounding environment of these small countries is not good, and they are staring at each other. Once the troops are dispatched to Chang'an, the country will definitely be empty...
What the hell!
You are self-inflicted!
Luo Cai glanced at the emperor.
Bow your head and mourn for the messenger for a moment.
The emperor didn't act according to common sense at all, making the envoy's face pale, but he dared not refuse... That was hitting the emperor's face. If the emperor didn't make a move, the important officials present would teach him how to behave with a wat board.Then the army set out to destroy the country!
"This battle is to attack Shu!"
The emperor looked at the envoys and said, "After this battle, the interior of the Tang Dynasty is stable."
In Xijiang, the emperor didn't care at all.
If Zhao Song had the ability, he would establish himself as king there, and when he freed his hand, he could kill this person with a single slap.
"A stable Datang will help to stabilize the surrounding areas."
The emperor's words were cryptic, but the envoys all heard it.
——When the domestic conquest of the Tang Dynasty is over, where will those warlike tigers go?
Kill red-eyed soldiers, you want them to throw away their knives and guns is impossible.
"I was thinking, maybe, I should find a place for the soldiers to do some activities."
"Your Majesty!" The former envoy's heart trembled, he knelt down, and stuck his butt up against Lao Gao, "Damn the foreign minister! I implore Your Majesty to make amends."
It stands to reason that the emperor gave him a stick, and then he should comfort him with kind words.
"You are used to fooling the emperors of the Central Plains, do you think that I am also the kind of emperor who likes to listen to flattery?"
The emperor said coldly: "Put away those petty thoughts you have been waiting for!"
Everyone was terrified and knelt down one after another.
It seemed the emperor was about to beat the emissaries.
Liu Qing and the others spent all their time waiting to see the emperor go crazy.
"In those years, you flirted with Beiliao and flirted with each other. I was supposed to raise troops to destroy the country and kill chickens to scare monkeys. But then I thought about it, God has the virtue of good life, so why bother to kill evil."
what!
This style is wrong!
Liu Qing, Luo Cai and the others looked at each other in blank dismay.
Has Your Majesty switched to vegetarianism?
The messengers looked up in astonishment.
"Killing, it's time to stop."
The emperor sighed.
Isn't this the same as the stick emperors in the Central Plains in the past?
I kowtow a few times and shout Tian Khan a few times to make them feel at ease, and then everything will be easy to talk about.
It turned out that the emperor was not exempt!
The messengers laughed wildly in their hearts.
Extremely disdainful.
The emperor looked at them and said, "Only one thing, from now on, the merchants of the Tang Dynasty must not be prevented from entering and exiting trade. Whoever dares to stop them will destroy the country!"
Isn't it just doing business?
These envoys rejoiced in their hearts, "I definitely dare not!"
"If the trade routes are opened, the Great Tang will never attack small countries like you!"
The emperor said seriously.
This is the standard mallet!
The envoys suppressed their ecstasy, and some people were moved, "Your Majesty, foreign ministers take the liberty, if this is the case, we are willing to sign a contract to guarantee the free trade of Tang merchants. If we violate the contract, we are willing to be punished!"
Let's write down the contract clearly. According to the nature of the Central Plains, as long as Li Tang is there, we will be as stable as Mount Tai.
The emperor hesitated for a moment, and the envoys looked at him nervously, and then all kinds of flattery and praise...
"That's it!"
The emperor nodded, and the envoys knelt down again, this time, their buttocks almost went up to the sky.
The emperor squinted and watched them leave happily.
then.
smiled.
"These idiots, have you heard the word dumping?"
(End of this chapter)
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