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Chapter 60 I Only Slapped One Hand
Chapter 60 I Only Slapped
"Nian Ziyue?"
The imperial concubine smiled, "Why did Nan Zhou get the princess to make a proton, saying it's beautiful, how does it compare to me?"
The waiter next to him followed behind with a parrot shelf, and the parrot opened his mouth, "Good lady, good lady."
Jiao Li smiled, "This flat-haired beast is smart for a while."
The imperial concubine narrowed her eyes slightly, "Your Majesty is busy?"
What is a superior?
That is, she can throw a riddle to you, and you can only rack your brains to guess what it means.
Jiao Li was obviously an old guesser, so she didn't answer the emperor's whereabouts, because it was taboo, "Ziyue said that she didn't look very good back then, it was just... an indescribable aura."
One of the servants added, "Wouldn't it be a fetish atmosphere?"
The imperial concubine glanced at the servant and walked forward slowly.
Snapped!
The leader of the servant who followed stayed behind, and after the imperial concubine was far away, he gave the servant a slap, "Full of bullshit, hold back."
"Breathe." The imperial concubine smiled and touched her cheek inadvertently.The emperor's favorite is also her breath, which is said to be natural and straightforward, and the beauty is natural.
"Your Majesty is down."
The two servants in front were running, and Jiao Li shouted, "The maiden is here, don't collide."
The emperor came with Han Shitou and a few servants.
"His Majesty."
The imperial concubine was blessed and leaned forward slightly, and the bottom line that was not high suddenly dropped a bit.
Don't believe what a man says that he likes your breath, the breath can only be felt, and men prefer to work hard.
The emperor's eyes stopped for a moment at the bottom line, he helped her up, and said with a smile, "Why should Hongyan be more polite?"
Hongyan is the nickname of the imperial concubine. She raised her head, "There are many affairs in the DPRK and China, and your majesty has worked hard."
"My name is Erlang." The emperor held her hand.
"..." The imperial concubine bowed her head in embarrassment.
"Speak." The emperor became more and more interested.
"Two... Erlang."
"Hahahaha!" Looking at the shy and timid concubine, the emperor couldn't help laughing happily.
The two walked slowly in the palace, and they met many concubines along the way, or played the piano or danced by the roadside.
"Help!"
By the pool, a palace servant was screaming desperately.In the pool, a concubine floated and sank.
After waiting for the emperor and others to look away, the palace servant said: "Cairen, they are gone."
The concubine immediately swam up like white stripes in the waves.
The emperor and his concubine arrived at the palace.
After the concubine fell in love, the imperial concubine pretended to be casual and said, "Erlang, I heard that there is a princess of the Southern Zhou Dynasty?"
The emperor nodded, and his eyes became more clear, "Nan Zhou had a stupid prince as a proton last time, and he felt guilty, so he sent the most favored princess this time."
Jiao Li was a little worried on the side.
The imperial concubine chuckled: "The Tang Dynasty is most worried about the confluence of Southern Zhou and Northern Liao. Since the princess is beautiful, the men who want to come to Chang'an City will flock to it, the concubine thinks... It is better to send someone to protect it, so as not to avoid it. There is something wrong, Nanzhou and Datang are at odds."
The emperor pondered.
The imperial concubine raised her glass to her lips, her eyes calm.
Han Shitou glanced at Jiao Li and understood.
The emperor suddenly said: "What Hongyan said is very true. Since you said it, then I will test you. Who is going to protect that princess?"
Han Shishi lowered his head.
Jiao Li released her hands and breathed a sigh of relief.
The imperial concubine raised her eyes and said in surprise: "Your Majesty..."
The emperor smiled, "Come on."
"My concubine thinks... The bad handsome who saved my concubine last time was very brave and loyal..."
……
"Fa Cao is one of the last three of the six Cao Cao. There are many things, and it is easy to make mistakes if you are not careful."
The so-called Liu Cao is to classify local affairs according to their attributes, such as Cang Cao, Hu Cao, etc., and manage them by category.
Back home, Cao Ying was a little worried when she learned that Yang Xuan was in charge of Fa Cao.
"Then Huang Wenzun was originally a guard who honored the emperor. After he went to honor the emperor, most of the people around him, except for the current left minister, were mostly scattered. The guards are not very promising. ."
Yi Niang poured a cup of tea for Yang Xuan and said, "It's probably a dog thief!"
Yang Xuan and Cao Ying nodded in unison.
Yi Niang said proudly: "I'll go shopping first, by the way, the law Cao Wei will be the law Cao Wei, anyway, I will go to Chang'an in the future."
This is comforting.
But comfort is only comfort after all.
In the county.
"It's not easy for Wei Cao to do it." Qiu Sheng had been struggling for a few years, and he was almost crying, so he hoped for a successor, "If anything happens in Wannian County, Mingfu can throw it to him, and then wait. He made a mistake, hahahaha!"
Qiu Sheng happily drank a few cups of tea.
He drank too much water and urinated a lot. Qiu Sheng was not too young, and he had some problems with his prostate. He got up and went to the toilet.
As soon as I came out, I heard someone say, "Someone from the palace, where is Yang Xuan?"
Uh!
Someone from the palace.
Qiu Xing hurriedly stood up and watched as a servant came in with two sergeants.
Huang Wenzun came out to greet him, "Yang Xuan said he was going to the Imperial College."
"Dare to ask..."
Quietly, a small piece of silver slipped into the cuff of the waiter.
Great way!The inner servant praised: "It seems that Huang Mingfu's love for his subordinates is indeed well-deserved."
What do you mean?
Huang Wenzun was puzzled.
The inner servant said, "Yang Shaofu is not here, so let's explain his errand first. Your Majesty has an order to send Wannian County magistrate Yang Xuan to guard Nanyang Princess Nian Ziyue."
After feeling the weight of the silver nugget in the cuff, the servants gave some inside information for free, "The mad bees and butterflies in Chang'an City... are all dispatched."
……
Yi Niang picked it up and bought it back, still walking down the alley.
The beggar was still sitting there, staring blankly at the moss across from him. On his feet were the shoes that Yi Niang had given him last time.
Hearing the familiar footsteps, the beggar lowered his head and put his hands between his thighs.
Pu Lu stopped in front of him, and a white hand put the oil paper package on the ground.
"There is a happy event in my family today."
After Yi Niang left, the beggar opened the oil-paper bag.
A few still warm hu cakes, a mutton flavor is extremely strong.
The beggar turned his head to look at Yi Niang who was walking out of the alley, and cupped his hands, "The family is safe."
The voice was hoarse, as if scraping the bottom of a pot.
When Yi Niang arrived at the door all the way, she saw Wen Xinshu.
The door opened, and Wen Xinshu couldn't wait to say, "Big event, big event."
The people heard the news.
Wen Xinshu wiped away his sweat, "Young mansion, someone from the palace has gone to the county seat, and I ask you to guard that Princess Nanyang."
What?
Yang Xuan was confused, "What Princess Nanyang?"
Wen Xinshu said, "Princess Nanyang of the Southern Zhou Dynasty said that she came to Chang'an to be a proton."
"Small thing." Yang Xuan didn't think it was worth a trip to Wen Xinshu.
"Lang Jun."
"What's the matter?" Yang Xuan looked at the old thief.
The old thief said seriously, "Ziyue was called the most beautiful woman in the world that year."
"The opportunity to improve your genes has come. Get her, and your descendants will become more and more beautiful!" Suzaku said in the ears of the confused Yang Xuan.
"Yang Xuan!"
Liang Jing came and knocked on the door a few times.
The door opened, Wang Lao Er looked at him, "Who are you looking for?"
A kid with a smirk, Liang Jing went in, and the entourage behind him also swaggered in.
The old thief said that you can't lose Lang Jun's face.
What is shame?
The old thief said shame is... the other party is proud.
The guard glanced at him, and that look was triumphant.
The guard frowned, "What do you see me doing?"
Wang Lao Er said, "You can't go in."
Yang Xuan is just a small county captain, and naturally he is not in the eyes of the guards of the noble concubine's brother.
Bah!
……
In Liang Jing's eyes, the female of the Yang family is a servant girl, that is, Yi Niang, so naturally there is nothing to be taboo about.Back then, he and a group of foxes and dogs were able to enter the room.
"Yang Xuan."
The two meet.
"This is an errand that the mother-in-law has won for you." Liang Jing patted Yang Xuan's shoulder, "the most beautiful woman in the world, there are not many men in Chang'an who want to kiss Fangze, even if they can guard the gate for her. But you can be with her. together...isn't it beautiful?"
"Look at the thighs!" Suzaku said.
Yang Xuan smiled bitterly, "I'm afraid it will be a big trouble."
Liang Jing got up, "The more troublesome you are, the more you can show your ability. By the way, county lieutenant, at least you can get some normal-looking servants at home, otherwise you will lose your mother's face."
Cao Ying and the old thief looked at each other and felt like they were talking about themselves.
Liang Jing walked to the door and turned around again, hesitating for a while, "If some... important people want to see Nian Ziyue, you and my brother, um!"
"The emperor climbs ashes, and the concubine is worried that he will climb outside the palace." Suzaku's voice was very happy.
Yang Xuan looked solemn, "Please rest assured."
Liang Jing pointed at him and said with a smile, "Smart man."
After a while, Liang Jing's roar came from the front yard.
"Yeye was about to go in and say a few words, how could you just get down on the ground!"
Everyone looked at Wang Lao Er who came in.
Wang Lao Er squatted down and said aggrievedly, "I just slapped me."
(End of this chapter)
"Nian Ziyue?"
The imperial concubine smiled, "Why did Nan Zhou get the princess to make a proton, saying it's beautiful, how does it compare to me?"
The waiter next to him followed behind with a parrot shelf, and the parrot opened his mouth, "Good lady, good lady."
Jiao Li smiled, "This flat-haired beast is smart for a while."
The imperial concubine narrowed her eyes slightly, "Your Majesty is busy?"
What is a superior?
That is, she can throw a riddle to you, and you can only rack your brains to guess what it means.
Jiao Li was obviously an old guesser, so she didn't answer the emperor's whereabouts, because it was taboo, "Ziyue said that she didn't look very good back then, it was just... an indescribable aura."
One of the servants added, "Wouldn't it be a fetish atmosphere?"
The imperial concubine glanced at the servant and walked forward slowly.
Snapped!
The leader of the servant who followed stayed behind, and after the imperial concubine was far away, he gave the servant a slap, "Full of bullshit, hold back."
"Breathe." The imperial concubine smiled and touched her cheek inadvertently.The emperor's favorite is also her breath, which is said to be natural and straightforward, and the beauty is natural.
"Your Majesty is down."
The two servants in front were running, and Jiao Li shouted, "The maiden is here, don't collide."
The emperor came with Han Shitou and a few servants.
"His Majesty."
The imperial concubine was blessed and leaned forward slightly, and the bottom line that was not high suddenly dropped a bit.
Don't believe what a man says that he likes your breath, the breath can only be felt, and men prefer to work hard.
The emperor's eyes stopped for a moment at the bottom line, he helped her up, and said with a smile, "Why should Hongyan be more polite?"
Hongyan is the nickname of the imperial concubine. She raised her head, "There are many affairs in the DPRK and China, and your majesty has worked hard."
"My name is Erlang." The emperor held her hand.
"..." The imperial concubine bowed her head in embarrassment.
"Speak." The emperor became more and more interested.
"Two... Erlang."
"Hahahaha!" Looking at the shy and timid concubine, the emperor couldn't help laughing happily.
The two walked slowly in the palace, and they met many concubines along the way, or played the piano or danced by the roadside.
"Help!"
By the pool, a palace servant was screaming desperately.In the pool, a concubine floated and sank.
After waiting for the emperor and others to look away, the palace servant said: "Cairen, they are gone."
The concubine immediately swam up like white stripes in the waves.
The emperor and his concubine arrived at the palace.
After the concubine fell in love, the imperial concubine pretended to be casual and said, "Erlang, I heard that there is a princess of the Southern Zhou Dynasty?"
The emperor nodded, and his eyes became more clear, "Nan Zhou had a stupid prince as a proton last time, and he felt guilty, so he sent the most favored princess this time."
Jiao Li was a little worried on the side.
The imperial concubine chuckled: "The Tang Dynasty is most worried about the confluence of Southern Zhou and Northern Liao. Since the princess is beautiful, the men who want to come to Chang'an City will flock to it, the concubine thinks... It is better to send someone to protect it, so as not to avoid it. There is something wrong, Nanzhou and Datang are at odds."
The emperor pondered.
The imperial concubine raised her glass to her lips, her eyes calm.
Han Shitou glanced at Jiao Li and understood.
The emperor suddenly said: "What Hongyan said is very true. Since you said it, then I will test you. Who is going to protect that princess?"
Han Shishi lowered his head.
Jiao Li released her hands and breathed a sigh of relief.
The imperial concubine raised her eyes and said in surprise: "Your Majesty..."
The emperor smiled, "Come on."
"My concubine thinks... The bad handsome who saved my concubine last time was very brave and loyal..."
……
"Fa Cao is one of the last three of the six Cao Cao. There are many things, and it is easy to make mistakes if you are not careful."
The so-called Liu Cao is to classify local affairs according to their attributes, such as Cang Cao, Hu Cao, etc., and manage them by category.
Back home, Cao Ying was a little worried when she learned that Yang Xuan was in charge of Fa Cao.
"Then Huang Wenzun was originally a guard who honored the emperor. After he went to honor the emperor, most of the people around him, except for the current left minister, were mostly scattered. The guards are not very promising. ."
Yi Niang poured a cup of tea for Yang Xuan and said, "It's probably a dog thief!"
Yang Xuan and Cao Ying nodded in unison.
Yi Niang said proudly: "I'll go shopping first, by the way, the law Cao Wei will be the law Cao Wei, anyway, I will go to Chang'an in the future."
This is comforting.
But comfort is only comfort after all.
In the county.
"It's not easy for Wei Cao to do it." Qiu Sheng had been struggling for a few years, and he was almost crying, so he hoped for a successor, "If anything happens in Wannian County, Mingfu can throw it to him, and then wait. He made a mistake, hahahaha!"
Qiu Sheng happily drank a few cups of tea.
He drank too much water and urinated a lot. Qiu Sheng was not too young, and he had some problems with his prostate. He got up and went to the toilet.
As soon as I came out, I heard someone say, "Someone from the palace, where is Yang Xuan?"
Uh!
Someone from the palace.
Qiu Xing hurriedly stood up and watched as a servant came in with two sergeants.
Huang Wenzun came out to greet him, "Yang Xuan said he was going to the Imperial College."
"Dare to ask..."
Quietly, a small piece of silver slipped into the cuff of the waiter.
Great way!The inner servant praised: "It seems that Huang Mingfu's love for his subordinates is indeed well-deserved."
What do you mean?
Huang Wenzun was puzzled.
The inner servant said, "Yang Shaofu is not here, so let's explain his errand first. Your Majesty has an order to send Wannian County magistrate Yang Xuan to guard Nanyang Princess Nian Ziyue."
After feeling the weight of the silver nugget in the cuff, the servants gave some inside information for free, "The mad bees and butterflies in Chang'an City... are all dispatched."
……
Yi Niang picked it up and bought it back, still walking down the alley.
The beggar was still sitting there, staring blankly at the moss across from him. On his feet were the shoes that Yi Niang had given him last time.
Hearing the familiar footsteps, the beggar lowered his head and put his hands between his thighs.
Pu Lu stopped in front of him, and a white hand put the oil paper package on the ground.
"There is a happy event in my family today."
After Yi Niang left, the beggar opened the oil-paper bag.
A few still warm hu cakes, a mutton flavor is extremely strong.
The beggar turned his head to look at Yi Niang who was walking out of the alley, and cupped his hands, "The family is safe."
The voice was hoarse, as if scraping the bottom of a pot.
When Yi Niang arrived at the door all the way, she saw Wen Xinshu.
The door opened, and Wen Xinshu couldn't wait to say, "Big event, big event."
The people heard the news.
Wen Xinshu wiped away his sweat, "Young mansion, someone from the palace has gone to the county seat, and I ask you to guard that Princess Nanyang."
What?
Yang Xuan was confused, "What Princess Nanyang?"
Wen Xinshu said, "Princess Nanyang of the Southern Zhou Dynasty said that she came to Chang'an to be a proton."
"Small thing." Yang Xuan didn't think it was worth a trip to Wen Xinshu.
"Lang Jun."
"What's the matter?" Yang Xuan looked at the old thief.
The old thief said seriously, "Ziyue was called the most beautiful woman in the world that year."
"The opportunity to improve your genes has come. Get her, and your descendants will become more and more beautiful!" Suzaku said in the ears of the confused Yang Xuan.
"Yang Xuan!"
Liang Jing came and knocked on the door a few times.
The door opened, Wang Lao Er looked at him, "Who are you looking for?"
A kid with a smirk, Liang Jing went in, and the entourage behind him also swaggered in.
The old thief said that you can't lose Lang Jun's face.
What is shame?
The old thief said shame is... the other party is proud.
The guard glanced at him, and that look was triumphant.
The guard frowned, "What do you see me doing?"
Wang Lao Er said, "You can't go in."
Yang Xuan is just a small county captain, and naturally he is not in the eyes of the guards of the noble concubine's brother.
Bah!
……
In Liang Jing's eyes, the female of the Yang family is a servant girl, that is, Yi Niang, so naturally there is nothing to be taboo about.Back then, he and a group of foxes and dogs were able to enter the room.
"Yang Xuan."
The two meet.
"This is an errand that the mother-in-law has won for you." Liang Jing patted Yang Xuan's shoulder, "the most beautiful woman in the world, there are not many men in Chang'an who want to kiss Fangze, even if they can guard the gate for her. But you can be with her. together...isn't it beautiful?"
"Look at the thighs!" Suzaku said.
Yang Xuan smiled bitterly, "I'm afraid it will be a big trouble."
Liang Jing got up, "The more troublesome you are, the more you can show your ability. By the way, county lieutenant, at least you can get some normal-looking servants at home, otherwise you will lose your mother's face."
Cao Ying and the old thief looked at each other and felt like they were talking about themselves.
Liang Jing walked to the door and turned around again, hesitating for a while, "If some... important people want to see Nian Ziyue, you and my brother, um!"
"The emperor climbs ashes, and the concubine is worried that he will climb outside the palace." Suzaku's voice was very happy.
Yang Xuan looked solemn, "Please rest assured."
Liang Jing pointed at him and said with a smile, "Smart man."
After a while, Liang Jing's roar came from the front yard.
"Yeye was about to go in and say a few words, how could you just get down on the ground!"
Everyone looked at Wang Lao Er who came in.
Wang Lao Er squatted down and said aggrievedly, "I just slapped me."
(End of this chapter)
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