10,000 Ways to Clear Players.

Chapter 1 When the system goes awry

The Chief Supporting Actor System, the Deficiency System of Everything, the Master of Cooking System, the Emotional System, the Good Teacher System, the Divine Prosperity System, and the Wide-ranging Kindness System...

The pop-up windows in my mind jumped out one after another.

Lin Bai was dizzy for a while, his head was like a computer with a virus, and programs were constantly loaded in, so that his reaction to the outside world was much slower.

WTF?

This is Goldfinger?
Avalokitesvara's hand?
Either don't come, so many come, this is the rhythm of playing him to death!

……

"Brother Lin, Brother Lin..."

A sound of calling awakened Lin Bai from the shutdown state. He turned his stiff neck and met a pair of concerned eyes. The scene in his pupils gradually changed from blurred to clear.

However, my mind was still in chaos, and the pop-up windows jumped out one after another.

"Your complexion looks so bad, do you want to invite a doctor?" A scholar wearing a scarf and a green shirt touched Lin Bai's forehead with his hand.

"Brother Lauro is concerned, it will be fine if you rest for a while, it's okay." Lin Bai tried his best to adapt to his brain that was about to collapse, dodged to avoid his hand, tremblingly picked up the teacup next to him, and took a sip with difficulty.

After drinking the bitter tea, the system in Lin Bai's mind was loaded, and the overloaded CPU was idle in an instant, and he was completely relieved.

Perhaps the systems realized that running at the same time would cause the body to collapse. After most of the systems were loaded, they fell silent.

There are only four systems left that are still active, namely, everything is missing system, emotion management system, chief supporting role system, and God of Cooking system.

Feeling the four systems active in his mind, as well as the other systems hidden in the depths, who do not know when they will explode, Lin Bai has an indescribable feeling, how does it feel like he has been violated after a good golden finger delivery? !

Is this a rogue software or cheat?
Lin Bai has read tens of thousands of books, so he naturally knows that the system as a famous golden finger is enough to send people to the pinnacle of life without any effort, show their holiness in front of others, and become a glamorous social moth.

But he never thought that one day, he would be bothered by the golden finger.

System Family Bucket?
With so many systems operating at full capacity, I am afraid ninety-seven is not enough to describe his blessing...

……

Lin Bai browsed the descriptions of the four systems:
Everything has a deficiency system: There is no perfect thing in the world, and flaws are the normal state of everything. You have to let everyone learn to accept flaws and get used to regrets.

Is there a shortage?

Broken Arm Venus?

Shit system!

Lin Bai complained that he had been pursuing perfection for more than 20 years, striving to be meticulous in every step he took, and only then had a relatively successful life after graduating from university.

If it wasn't for the sudden time travel, there is a high probability that he will have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of his life, and his life should be happier than most people.

The pursuit of perfection has become his life attitude, why should he get used to the shortcomings?

Whoever invented the system specified what was wrong.

Emotional management system: When you learn to mobilize other people's emotions, you are the master of the world.Emotions, anger, sorrow, shame, fear, and deep understanding of the mysteries of emotions!

Different from the everything is lacking system, Lin Bai agrees with this so-called emotion management system. Indeed, when you can easily control other people's emotions, you will get twice the result with half the effort when doing things.

The chief supporting role system: if it is not a blessing, it is not a disaster, if a tree is beautiful in the forest, it will be destroyed, if it is better than others, everyone will blame it.If you don't fight, the world can't compete with it.

Find yourself a boss, the second child is the most perfect existence in the world.

fart!
Lin Bai lived in an era where everyone was vying to be the first, and everyone showed different personalities, wishing that Lao Tzu would be number one in the world; or he would lie down and die.

Be the second child?

Such a system is simply driving history backwards.

R the dog!

The God of Cooking system is the most serious-looking one among several systems, but Lin Bai is a time traveler, and he finally figured out the structure of this world!
In this strange world, surviving is already very difficult. Learning literature to become an official, learning martial arts to settle down is the right way, to be a hairy chef...

……

That's right.

Lin Bai is a time traveler.

Seven days ago, he inexplicably came to this strange world. The social structure of this world is similar to the complex of ancient Chinese dynasties. There are medical clinics, wine shops, inns, escort bureaus, Yihong courtyards, and government offices...

The only difference is that this world has martial arts, goblins, and, very likely, fairy arts...

So, people's life here is more difficult.

Traveling to this world, Lin Bai was penniless and unaccompanied, and finally figured out the structure of the world. Relying on the awesome social skills he mastered on the earth, he hooked up with a scholar named Luo Congwen and solved the problem. The problem of eating and drinking...

He is a person who is unwilling to be ordinary. After crossing, everything starts from the beginning. He doesn't think about complaining about others. After figuring out the environment, Lin Bai quickly planned a new life for himself, and planned to use Luofu as a pedal to use the knowledge on the earth. Back to the pinnacle of life.

Unexpectedly, when all the planning had just started, Goldfinger appeared out of nowhere, and the waves were turbulent, which caught him off guard.

……

[Let ten people experience the incompleteness... Reward: "Nine-Day Scripture" · Incomplete. 】

[Collect a copy of the pure emotions generated against you; Reward: Spirit One. 】

[Find a big brother for yourself; Reward: Luck 1. 】

[First you need to open a restaurant; reward: 10 taels of silver. 】

The initial missions of the four systems also seem unserious.

Especially in the everything is missing system, not only the released tasks are incomplete, but even the rewards are incomplete...

It's a fucking dog.

What is missing?
beauty of?

disaster?

It's fine if there are a few words less in the task content, it doesn't affect the understanding of the meaning, and it doesn't hurt.

But the reward given was changed from the Nine Suns Manual to the Nine Days Manual, which is still a fragmented copy, which is a bit too much.

Nine-day scriptures can be practiced instinctively?

What is missing?
This is so immoral!

……

"Emotions should be mobilized!"

After calming down, Lin Bai still decided to do some system tasks.

There is no need to be a fool to have golden fingers.

In this world full of demons and demons, he is an ordinary person, and he always needs some skills. Compared with working hard by himself, the golden finger is obviously faster.

Of the four initial tasks, the emotional system is the easiest to develop.

He has just arrived and is unfamiliar with the place, where can he find a big brother for himself?
Opening a restaurant requires krypton gold.

I don't have a clue about letting others experience the incompleteness.

In comparison, mobilizing emotions is much simpler and has the lowest cost.

……

Therefore, Lin Bai aimed his gaze at the scholar opposite.

The scholar's name is Luo Congwen. He comes from a wealthy family. He has passed the government examination and has a place as a child student. After passing the college examination next year, he will become a serious scholar with official status.

But this young man who studied has grown a chivalrous heart, thinking about punishing evil and promoting good, killing demons and eliminating demons all day long, but he is impatient to learn martial arts and suffers from physical exertion.

It is this character that allows Lin Bai to take advantage of the loopholes. A story in "A Chinese Ghost Story", where a scholar meets a female ghost, makes him feel full of substitution, and he is so addicted that he wants to die, and he draws Lin Bai as a confidant.

"Brother Lin, since it doesn't matter, why don't we continue talking about Ning Caichen?" Luo Congwen rubbed his hands, a look of anticipation flashed in his eyes.

"Hmm!" Lin Bai looked at Luo Congwen, thinking about finding a suitable entry point for the task.

"What happened after Xiaoqian left? Who is stronger, Grandma Dryad or Yan Chixia? Is he going to worship Yan Chixia as his teacher?" Luo Congwen didn't notice Lin Bai's strangeness, and pulled up a chair, Sitting opposite Lin Bai, he asked a series of questions.

Lin Bai pondered for a moment, took another sip from the tea bowl, and said, "Don't worry, let's talk slowly."

"Yes, yes, speak slowly." Luo Congwen nodded hastily, "What happened to Ning Caichen?"

After a while, Lin Bai made up his mind and smiled: "Brother Luo, prick up your ears, the story behind will be exciting."

Luo Congwen sat upright.

After a pause, Lin Bai looked at Luo Congwen who pricked up his ears, and said vividly, "But that day, Ning Caichen met the female ghost Nie Xiaoqian, and at midnight, he was teased by the beautiful female ghost. Heart rippling.

The young Mu Ai's mind is full of images of the female ghost looking forward to her beauty.But being warned by the bearded Yan Chixia that humans and ghosts go the other way, she was naturally uncomfortable, and went back to her room early, expecting Nie Xiaoqian to come.

But he is a scholar after all, he has encountered many things in the past few days, he was exhausted, and he fell into a deep sleep within a short while.After an unknown amount of time, there was a noise in the room that woke Ning Caichen up..."

Luo Congwen's eyes lit up, and he twisted his body unconsciously: "Xiaoqian came to the door?"

"Brother Luo, don't worry, just listen to it." Lin Bai chuckled, "Ning Caichen took advantage of the moonlight to take a closer look, but it was Yan Chixia who lived next door. He was inevitably a little disappointed, so he just asked." Great Xia Yan, come at midnight...'.

Before she finished speaking, Yan Chixia's beard and hair were all stretched out, her eyes were red, as if possessed by an evil spirit, she rushed towards him with a grinning smile...

A miserable cry resounded through Lanruo Temple, countless night birds flew away, the tree demon grandma and all the female ghosts trembled..."

An adapted version of A Chinese Ghost Story comes from Lin Bai's mouth.

In Lanruo Temple.

The sky thunder set off the ground fire.

Half an hour later, the weak scholar Ning Caichen covered his face and wept...

"..." Luo Congwen's expression gradually turned from anticipation to dullness, and then turned into a flushed face.

He is obsessed with cultivating immortals, and he is replaced by Ning Caichen. Lin Bai's story makes him feel like he is on the scene, but this time the plot is completely beyond his expectations.

That feeling is like watching "The Legend of Condor Heroes" fascinated, Xiaolongnv suddenly encountered Yin Zhiping, a fly stuck in her throat, wishing to kill the author on the spot.

Not to mention.

This time it is the protagonist who has the little dragon girl encounter, the protagonist he substitutes for.

The more exciting Lin Bai's speech was, the more uncomfortable Luo Congwen became. The thought of Ning Caichen being trapped by a bearded beard...

Waves of nausea surged up from my throat!
Luo Congwen slapped the table heavily with one hand, interrupting Lin Bai: "Enough!"

Lin Bai's voice stopped abruptly.

at the same time.

A reminder of the task completion came from his mind: [Collected a piece of anger against you; Reward: Spirit One (already issued)].

(End of this chapter)