Magnificent Years

Chapter 44 Don't patronize yourself

The hat can't wait until the writing is finished, and immediately cuts out the Yuexiang homework page and enters the college forum.

The screen was full of ridicules that shocked him, most of them laughed at Li Zi for mistaking a dog that likes to eat shit as a pervert, and half of them laughed at him and Xiaohong for being cold and cold when eating shit, preferring to eat it while it's hot.

Click on the posts of a few certified writers of the Wenzhou Society, and see a comprehensive report of the incident. All the evidence points to him and Xiaohong eating shit, including the proof that Wenrui spoke in person.

"That's right, I heard Goujing say it smells so good and I really want to eat it. Thinking about it later, I really don't look like a satyr. A satyr doesn't hide in the corner outside the urinal, just staring at the bright yellow thing, and keeps sighing how delicious it is." .”

The hat clenched its fists and shouted: "Lu Anru! Come out!"

The sound shook all directions, and Aila rushed to bear the brunt of it, knocking on the door with concern to make sure Lu An was safe.

"Anru, are you okay? If you have something to say, please say it, don't fight."

In a head-to-head duel, winning or losing is hard to tell, she is afraid of tricks.I especially remember that in the junior high school exam, the hat can be transformed into a cushion that allows hundreds of people to pass through, which is unbelievably terrifying.

After Lu Anru finished rinsing, she changed into her pajamas, wrapped her dry hair cap, and walked out leisurely.

He threw a fussy and contemptuous look at the hat, and loudly reported to the worried people outside the door: "It's okay, the hat has been changed earlier, I will give him psychological counseling."

"Okay, let's live in peace."

Aila gave a lot of advice, and dispersed the two gossip groups who came around.

Lu Anru rubbed the dry hair cap and stimulated the constant temperature drying system inside. When she walked in front of the cap, her hair was completely dry.

He unbuttoned the hat, hung it on the sundries hook, and turned his head to meet the fiery gaze waiting for an explanation.

The hat looked more confused than him. If he didn't know the little witch's personality too well, he might be easily fooled.

Persevering to the end, he pushed the computer into Lu Anru's eyes, and asked viciously: "You made such a big show, entrusting Mou Xinyue to find Yi Yin, but in the end you made up excuses that you can't get rid of shit, and made a show to humiliate me and Xiaohong." Fan?"

"This has nothing to do with humiliation. Secondly, there is no need to care about the process. We should be optimistic about the results. After you and Xiaohong are liberated, Xiaohong will have no psychological burden on the outside world. You don't have to go in and squat for half a year. Everyone is happy."

Lu Anru didn't look at the computer, unscrewed the rose essential oil, and patted it evenly on her face.

The bursts of heavy breathing reveal a dangerous signal that cannot be ignored. He stops his hands and calms down patiently: "You can change your image at will. Don't go out and admit that you are that yellow dog. No one knows you are. I remember the appearance of the Firefox family It's very beautiful, the spirit master's fluff is as dazzling as that of the bird Phoenix Suzaku, and Xiaohong can gradually evolve into her original form."

Hat was furious, and when he saw Lu Anru's hint at the door, he lowered his voice and shouted distractedly: "You know it's going to take a while!"

Lu Anru grabbed Xiao Hong, who was lying on the bed and thinking, stretched out her hand to the hat, and said softly: "Don't patronize yourself, you only know how to fight against injustice, you can ask him for his opinion."

The hat stared at Xiaohong, expressing support with tough eyes.

But Xiaohong drooped her head, showing an uncharacteristically sluggish look, and said in a low voice: "Brother Hat, I think it's good that things have been handled like this. From now on, I can be a puppy and accompany Sasha to and from school. During her recess time, my appearance will not arouse others' suspicion."

All the anger in the hat was replaced by surprise, Xiaohong rubbed her sharp cheeks with her paws, and laughed at herself: "I know you are standing up for me, and I have made you very embarrassed by doing this, but I only hope to be by Sasha's side and let you She gets bullied less. I'm sorry, Big Hat, really," sorry.

"Needless to say, I understand."

The hat interrupted Xiaohong's hoarse voice, and patted her trembling head with her bright yellow fat paw.

Lu Anru let go of the little brown-red fox, pushed the computer back, and also blocked the hat's embarrassing explanation.

"Hurry up and write. There's a lot of content today. I don't want to stay up late with you."

The cold and unfeeling words made the hat change and let out a sigh of relief, and made faces at each other at the same time as Lu Anru.The chubby paws clicked into the homework interface of the middle C fighting day, and worked hard.

Lu Anru woke up after sleeping for ten hours, and went to the large dining hall of the West Campus with Ella.

The red bean paste buns and salted tofu nao here in the morning are so delicious that many people come here just to eat.

Due to her height disadvantage, it is easy for people in the queue to be overwhelmed. Every time Lu Anru consciously occupies a seat, Ella queues up to buy it.

When I entered the cafeteria today, I saw a very strange scene. There were not many people in front of the dining table, and people were all surrounded by the window, not knowing what they were doing.

The two girlfriends exchanged glances, and Ella shouted: "I'll go, maybe we're late and we've lost it?"

"Go and see."

Lu Anru pulled Ella up, and went to the salted tofu nao dining table first, and saw that the big pot was filled with fragrant and hot tofu nao.Looking up at the chef in charge, he made sure that there was no replacement.

All of a sudden, the best friend became the second monk.

Ella took out the meal card and asked tentatively, "Hi, may I buy it?"

The chef in charge nodded, raised his hand to the credit card machine as a gesture of invitation, and said with a smile: "Yes, swipe."

"Ok."

The two put the prepared salted tofu nao and bean paste buns on the dinner plate, and sat down at any empty table.

Lu Anru picked up the spoon anxiously, scooped out a mouthful of tofu nao, put it in his mouth, tasted it, and continued to scoop out a big mouthful.

Ella put the steamed stuffed bun into her mouth, and muttered wonderingly: "It's so strange, don't people think differently?"

"Let's eat. It's rare that we don't have to wait in line. Instead of worrying about meaningless things, why not grab a few more bowls." Lu Anru was serious about cooking.

"Okay, I'm going to fight now." Ella put it into action.

After the two finished the five bowls as if to relieve their hatred, Ella touched her full stomach and said happily: "It's so cool, I hope to enjoy this special case every day in the future."

"Wow! It's really cool."

With a cry of surprise, Ella raised her eyes to look for like-minded people.It was found that the other party did not speak to her at all, and the voice came from the crowd.

After exclaiming, many people praised with emotion: "It really feels amazing, Ye Zi, did you rely on this magical medicine to quickly get rid of control and restore health?"

"Yes." A familiar voice pretending to be deep replied.

"Oh, no wonder, I heard that the three Hakka brothers who were also cursed are still in the hospital. This medicine is so powerful, I will buy 50 pills."

"I'll buy 100!"

"Looking at it this way, the single price of 500 yuan is very reasonable. Unfortunately, I have relatively little savings. I will order 30 pieces first."

Ella opened her red lips speechlessly, pointed Lu Anru to the window where the crowd gathered, and whispered, "Grandma, this kid is cheating openly, let's clean him up."

His eyes, as nimble as a deer's, were bent, and he smiled brightly, and replied, "Okay, it's time to tidy up."

(End of this chapter)