Covering the sky: I became emperor and returned to Earth to be a security guard

Chapter 10 Cut the Sun, Moon and Stars
Another two years have passed in a blink of an eye, and time flies.

"Little Leaf, as the saying goes, a grain of sand can fill the sea, and a blade of grass can cut down the sun, moon and stars!"

Li An squatted in front of seven-year-old Ye Fan, preaching to him.

In the past two years, Little Leaf has grown very fast, and is much stronger than children of the same age. She was nicknamed the Little Barbarian in the kindergarten.

Ye Fan immediately pursed his mouth, he didn't believe it at all, did he still think he was a five-year-old child?
For the past two years, he has been following Li An, but he has never seen him use any miraculous methods. He is still a complete lazy person. Swallowing the essence of heaven and earth, he has long been in the realm of the gods who would not die without eating. Tasting these folk fireworks is just to satisfy the appetite of the stomach.

It's obviously pure bluffing, but my parents who couldn't help themselves believed it.

Sooner or later you will be exposed, you old liar!
On weekdays, Little Ye Fan also wanted to expose him by letting Li An teach those magical powers that were described as miraculous in his mouth, but Li An was sent to see those things on the grounds that your foundation is not solid. Obscure books.

Although he was not taught to practice Taoism, perhaps because he had read a lot of ancient Taoist books in the past two years, his little head became more and more bright, and his IQ far exceeded that of children of the same age, and he was almost called a child prodigy.

But it is precisely because I have read more books that I have self-awareness of the world.

The seven-year-old Xiao Yefan knew that those supernatural powers about picking up the stars and taking the moon were false and could not exist.

Therefore, I no longer believe Li An's words. Where there is any cultivation of immortality, it is all fake.

What did this old magic stick say that a single blade of grass cut off the sun, the moon and the stars? Pooh, can you talk more?Even the ancients are not as good as you.

"Old... Uncle Li, look at the sky."

Ye Fan almost said the old liar, but hurriedly shut up, otherwise he would be beaten in the ass. He stretched out his finger and pointed to the sky.

"what happened?"

Ang Lee asked.

"There is a herd of cows flying in the sky!"

Ye Fan's face was serious, and he said seriously

Li An's nose is crooked, and he learned yin and yang strange qi at a young age. Who did he learn from?
Nancun children bully me old and feeble, so angry!
"Ugh!"

Li An stood up, with his hands behind his back, and his whole demeanor changed in an instant.

This transformation, from an old liar to a real god... stick.

"Climb to the sky, step on the song, and cover the sky with your fingers!"

Li An put his hands behind his back, looked at the sky and spoke softly.

"Little Yezi, do you really think I'm a liar? Cultivation of Daoism is the crystallization of wisdom left by the ancestors in ancient times, and it is not a strange force."

Although it was only a few words, he said it seriously, which made people feel the urge to be convinced.

Even if the facts in his words are too outrageous, it will make people think whether their own vision is too shallow to understand.

Ye Fan, who was seven years old, was obviously intimidated all of a sudden, and began to wonder if there really was a mysterious way of cultivating Taoism in this world.

"Could it be that I really blamed Uncle Li wrongly, he is a truly righteous person?"

Ye Fan was puzzled, it was really because Li An's temperament changed too quickly, that dusty temperament really looked like a person who had accomplished Taoism.

Such a person is not a liar just by looking at him.

"Little Yezi, haven't you always wanted to see the supernatural powers I'm talking about?"

Li An spoke indifferently, with a face full of aloofness, exactly the same as the down-to-earth image just now.

Ye Fan gulped down a mouthful of saliva, his small body became agitated.

Could it be that the supernatural powers that Uncle Li said are all true?

There is no one like me in the world who holds the sun and the moon and picks the stars.

What day did not give birth to me, Li Daoqing, the way of the sword is like a long night, the sword comes!
What is against all sentient beings, arbitrariness through the ages...

……

Thinking of all kinds of words that Li An had said, Ye Fan stared at him with wide eyes, not daring to miss a single bit.

Who hasn't dreamed of being a martial artist, flying over eaves and walls to get things from the air, let alone more advanced immortal methods?

Although seven-year-old Ye Fan has read a lot of books, he firmly believes that there is no such thing as cultivating immortals in this world. Only science is true. Even if there are some mysterious things that are not understood by people, as long as they are rigorously scientific Research will be explained in a scientific way.

But no matter how determined a materialist is, there will still be some mysterious expectations in his heart, let alone Ye Fan who is only seven years old, which is the age that is most full of fantasy.

"Even if there is no flying to escape and burn mountains and seas, as long as I can simply emit flames, I will believe it."

Ye Fan thought to himself, looking expectantly at Li An with his hands on his back.

Li An was born in the world, standing there with his hands behind his back, like a banished fairy.

This involuntarily made the seven-year-old little Ye Fan look forward to it even more. It perfectly satisfied his imagination of a cultivator. It would be great if Uncle Li opened his mouth.

"Look out, Little Leaf!"

Li An put his hands behind his back and said to Ye Fan.

"Great!"

Xiao Yefan's eyes widened, and the expectations in his heart were already full.

Is it finally time to see another mysterious world?

He seemed to see a door slowly opening in front of him, as long as he stepped into this door, his little fantasy would come true.

When I succeed in cultivating Taoism with Uncle Li, I must first cure myself of urinating... every night!

Although he hadn't seen Li An perform the miraculous Taoism in his mouth, the serious Li An convinced Xiao Yezi at this moment, and imagined the scene of becoming a monk in his heart.

But soon, the road construction that hadn't started yet was about to collapse in Xiao Yefan's heart.

In the eyes of the seven-year-old Ye Fan, he only saw Li An, who was standing with his hands behind his back, bent down and stretched out his right hand, pulling up a weed from the ground.

"?"

A big question mark appeared in little Ye Fan's heart.

Isn't it to show the Taoism?Why are you pulling weeds!

While Ye Fan was puzzled, he saw Li An who had pulled up the weed stood up again.

Then, holding the unremarkable weed, he waved it casually in front of him a few times.

Then, as if he was tired from these few wavings, he threw the weeds on the ground and put them down.

Then he put his right hand behind his back again, and looked up at the sky with an unfathomable look.

Ye Fan looked at Li An's actions in a daze, his little head was full of doubts.

It turns out that this is Taoism... What a ghost!

After waiting for a long time, nothing happened. I thought there was some sword energy tearing the earth and breaking through the sky, but it turned out that it was not as loud as my fart.

The seven-year-old Ye Fan's face was flushed with anger. He was so looking forward to it just now, and he almost believed that this old liar is really some kind of supernatural being!

You return my feelings!
Xiao Yezi was so angry that she wanted to turn around and ignore this old liar.

But he still restrained himself from doing so, looked at Li An who was still raising his head and pretended to be an expert, and asked with a cold smile on his small face: "Is this your supernatural means?"

"That's right, Little Ye Zi, Uncle Li, I just chopped off a few stars in the distant star field with a blade of grass." Li An's face was not red, and his heart was not beating. Facing the little guy's questioning, he said coldly, Like a peerless master, he also made a gesture of cutting in half.

Your uncle's!

The seven-year-old Ye Fan's little nose was almost crooked, which was really irritating.

I really think he is still the same five-year-old who still wets the bed... Ah bah, I, Ye Fan, never wet the bed.

That's not the bed I peed, it was the little sister next door who peed when she came to play.

Anyway, you old liar, just blow it up hard. It’s okay for you to say that you are the strongest who overwhelms the entire universe.

"Hahaha, Uncle Li, I'm so good!" Li An said with a smile, no longer maintaining the lonely image of a master, "As long as you follow me and cultivate the Tao, you can kill the sun, the moon and the stars with a blade of grass in the future!"

"Follow you to learn? I don't think you want to teach me to be a fool or a magician!"

Xiao Yefan muttered in his mouth, if it wasn't for the old liar who could always get some very old Taoist scriptures and ancient books, he would have stopped learning from him a long time ago.

Sure enough, there are no strange powers and chaos in this world, only science is the eternal god!

Xiao Yefan firmly upholds the concept of maintaining the core values ​​of materialism, and resolutely opposes the feudal superstitious folk culture.

"Hey, you little guy thought I couldn't lie to you, Uncle Li."

Li An looked at Xiao Yezi's contemptuous expression on his face, and said with a nonchalant smile.

"Do not believe!"

Ye Fan looked contemptuous, he didn't believe this old liar at all.

Even if there really is a mysterious and extraordinary power in this world, how can anyone be able to cut down a few stars with a single blade of grass.

Is it really as simple as cutting a watermelon with a kitchen knife?

In the past two years, Xiao Yezi has not only read the ancient Taoist scriptures that Li An threw to him, but with the light of his head, the seven-year-old little boy has started to read other modern books on his own initiative.

Up to now, Ye Fan, who is only seven years old, has read all the textbooks in junior high school and mastered all the knowledge in them.

It is natural to know how much energy is needed to destroy a planet.

Even the nuclear bomb, the most powerful weapon of mankind, can only wear away an insignificant layer of skin on the earth.

Even if the nuclear weapons of the entire human society are added up, it is impossible to destroy the earth under the feet, and it can only be regarded as tickling.

And what Li An said is that a plant of grass cuts the stars so far away. Just sending the matter there, I don’t know how much energy it will consume, not to mention that after the decay, it can be cut in half. .

This is an astronomical figure.

"Uncle Li, if you can cut off that tree over there, I will believe you once."

Ye Fan sneered, and decided to give Li An another chance to prove himself.

"No way, little leaf, your Uncle Li and I are too powerful, I'm afraid I won't be able to control it and the earth will be split in half with my sword."

Li An shook his head and refused.

Ye Fan rolled his eyes at Li An, and ran back to his house with a small body.

What kind of excuse is this, I don't even believe it!

What is the difference between this and those bluffing qigong masters in the 80s. Once someone wants to verify it, the qigong masters will say that I am using qigong to help the country lift two satellites.

"Oh, why don't you believe it!"

Li An showed a smile on his face, with an expression that no one believed him when he clearly told the truth.

Hehe, I'm telling the truth, you didn't believe it, Xiao Yezi, so don't blame me in the future!
He raised his head and looked at the sky again, as if he had crossed an endless space. In his eyes, in a deserted star field, several ancient stars were chopped down, emitting endless light and heat at the moment of explosion.

"Master, that's...so amazing!"

On the ground, Jiuye, who buried herself in the soil again when Xiaoye Fan was not paying attention, sent out a vague consciousness.

　Signed a contract ~ Hungry!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)