Great Sui Storyteller

Chapter 21 021. Rules are Rules
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The restaurants are overcrowded.

Whether it's the group of frontier soldiers, or the two adults who are close to Li Zhen, and the few idlers who made an appointment yesterday and came here today to listen...

Even shopkeeper Qu and Zhang Xiaoer.

Everyone stared straight at Li Zhen...

My mind was also spinning wildly.

he……

What did he say?
How many... how many heads?
One, two, three... one! ?
How come there are three?

Isn't it two?
There are obviously two in the bucket...

How can it be three?

Those with companions couldn't help looking at them, and there was one meaning in those eyes:
"Did you hang it?"

The companion will roll his eyes:

"Fuck off."

Also, what did Niubi just say?
What do you mean?
Let's listen to the next chapter to break it down?
You... why don't you speak human words! ?
You listen, do people say anything?
What's the matter?
Let's not talk about it?
No...you have to finish!

"Everyone, everyone, this is the end of Xiaodao's book today, everyone, old and young..."

Li Zhen started to see Chumenzi asking for money, and at the same time gave Zhang Xiaoer a look.

Zhang Xiaoer is like waking up from a dream... Although he is unwilling, but with the experience yesterday, he is not blind today, so he quickly picked up a bowl and walked towards the regular customers from yesterday.

Mr. Huqiu's table... He was a little scared and didn't dare to go, so he could only pick up the regular customers first.

But at this moment, Lord Huqiu spoke again:

"No...don't tell me?"

See, even he stuttered.

Li Zhen clasped his hands together:

"My lord, that's the end of today's book. I'll only talk about one paragraph a day, to earn some incense money for Guanli. If you want to listen, you can come back tomorrow morning."

"Bold!"

Hearing this, General Xue slapped the table:
"You are so brave! How dare you tease the adults!"

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The corner of Li Zhen's mouth twitched...

My heart said that besides being bold, would you say anything else?

But he was already prepared for this, cupping his fists together:

"If you go back to the general, Xiaodao dare not tease the two adults. It's just that the lunch hour is up, Xiaodao must return to the mountain gate as soon as possible to worship Sanqing and pray for His Majesty and all sentient beings in the world. This is a matter of great merit, and Xiaodao dare not fool..."

This was an excuse he had thought up before.

Talking about things like storytelling and stand-ups is like a dog who writes novels out of chapters, everyone deserves to be killed.

But there is no way, in order to support the family, people rely on this button to tie people and keep the guests for dinner.

Storytelling started from the day Liu Jingting came out, and it has lasted for hundreds of years. Which storyteller has not been forced to stay in various ways?

But the rules are like this.

no way.

If you don't follow the rules, you're breaking the rules.That is to say, if you don't leave a meal for your colleagues, you will be poked in the back.

And even though he came here through time travel, he can be a "storytelling ancestor" at this time, without any taboos.But there should be some rules, no rules, no rules.

Don't care about how much you earn today, a few grandchildren are enough for me to live.

The so-called daughter does not sell morals, saying once is enough, who will I eat in the future?

You two adults may have listened to it and left, but after you left, I turned around and I starved to death, will you pity me?

Right?

Of course, he didn't expect this guy to let him go just because of this excuse.

According to his observation, this Master Fox Fur must speak more weight than this Hulk.

So he clasped his hands together:

"My lord, the book is not just words, and the bottom of the sea is not exposed. A thousand taels of gold is not for sale, but for old friends at the crossroads. My lord holds your hands high, and Xiaodao is just for food. Please don't make things difficult for Xiaodao, my lord."

"you……"

General Xue seemed to want to say something else.

But Master Huqiu raised his hand again.

Stopping him from speaking, he turned his head and glanced at the waiter who was standing next to the two tables of guests but did not dare to step into the tables of the frontier army, and then looked back at the handsome Taoist priest through his eyes under the bamboo hat.

Suddenly, I heard him chuckle:
"Ha~ What a book, it doesn't just say that the sea does not show the bottom. It means that if I kill you, this book may not be heard in the future, right?"

"Xiaodao dare not."

Li Zhen quickly surrendered.

Master Huqiu ignored it, and slowly picked up the last glass of wine and put it under the bamboo hat.

When I took it out again, the cup was already empty.

"Let me ask you, is this book not just words but rules?"

"... Exactly."

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Hearing Li Zhen's answer, the cloak moved up and down slightly.

"Forget it, let's drink up all the wine, and listen to it today."

After finishing speaking, he stood up and threw his hands in his arms.

"Ding ding dong dong~"

An ingot of silver landed in Zhang Xiaoer's pottery bowl accurately.

This hand is Lian Jiazi at first glance, such a heavy ingot of silver fell into the bowl without any mistakes, and the bowl has not yet been smashed.

This strength...is not simple.

And he walked up to Li Zhen.

Li Zhen lowered his head and bowed.

I heard a voice from above:
"One, two, three, not two, but three heads, but are you sure?"

Li Zhen smiled slightly:
"Exactly three."

"Okay, then tomorrow, I will listen to whether the extra head is yours...or someone else's!"

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"General Xue."

"The end is here."

"Rules are rules, understand?"

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Li Zhen, who lowered his head, was surprised for a while.

Then I heard the strong man's response:

"Go back to my lord, I understand."

"Ah."

The pair of white boots in front of Li Zhen left.

Then came the tiger boots.

In the end, it was sparse, and accompanied by the sound of "Hurry up and change places, don't let the general blame you" and the sound of ding ding dong dong copper coins falling into the bowl, a group of black boots also left.

Several of them patted him on the shoulder:

"Bring the brothers to listen to it some other day! Niubi, you are not bad!"

"Congratulations to all the military masters."

……

"Hu~~"

When everyone left, Li Zhen let out a long sigh of relief.

Looking up, he saw that the regular customers at the tables were still staring at him, with a much more relaxed smile on his face than before:
"Everyone, it's still morning tomorrow, please be early~"

As he spoke, he grabbed the pottery bowl that Zhang Xiaoer handed over enviously, glanced at Shopkeeper Qu, and walked towards the back room.

Arriving at the room where he fainted that day, shopkeeper Qu quickly came over.

Li Zhen handed over the silver in a regular manner:

"Treasurer Qu, I'm sorry to trouble you."

According to the rules, the two have to split the bill fifty-fifty.

Faced with such a piece of silver, after the "reasonableness" of Mr. Huqiu just now, shopkeeper Qu would be happy and pinch his beard.

"Xiao Er! Xiao Er! Let the cook kill the chicken!"

After yelling, he quickly said to Li Zhen:

"Sit down for a while, Daoist, I'll break open now... Good guy! Guanyin!"

Holding the snow-white snowflake in his hands, he walked out quickly.

grinning.

And Li Zhen was thoughtful...

Is that official silver?

When he came to Tai Sui...he saw silver for the first time.

For a while, I didn't know the difference between official bank and local bank.

But... according to the systems of the Ming and Qing dynasties, this official bank is silver from internal and external treasuries, and it would be difficult to circulate in the market without proper means.

This Master Fox Fur used official silver...

If you look at it according to this rule, it is difficult to...

Is it the imperial envoy or the son of the capital?
Then the problem is coming...

Counting the copper coins in the bowl, Li Zhen was a little puzzled.

The imperial envoy doesn't go to guard the beautiful wife and concubine in the capital during the winter, so come to this little Qiemo...

doing what?
(End of this chapter)