Great Sui Storyteller

Chapter 210 209. The Unexpected Ending
"Zhong Lichun finished putting on makeup, turned his head to look at the mirror, and was startled! Hey, goblin!... The maid at the side quickly said: Madam, that's a mirror."

"Hahahahahaha..."

"After the maid finished speaking, she was still muttering in her heart: My good guy, it's good enough. You can't be called a goblin with your appearance. Even a goblin looks good. You...at most, you're just a goblin."

"Pfft...hahahahaha..."

"When the ministers from all walks of life saw the appearance of this empress, they were all dumbfounded. You look at me, I look at you... A few ministers just muttered there."

"This... what is this thing?"

"Hahaha~"

"I thought it was a monster from Fanbang as a tribute?"

"Hahahaha~"

"What species?"

"Hahahahahaha~"

"Male and female?"

"Hahaha~"

"Nonsense! I want to know male and female, but I still ask you?"

"Hahahahaha... woo~~~~~"

……

"Ugly Empress", as the name suggests, tells the story of Zhong Lichun, Queen Xuan of Qi during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period.

This story is full of jokes, and there are really a lot of jokes.

At the beginning, King Xuan of Qi was unhappy because he didn't have a national mother. He got the advice of Prime Minister Yan Ying and went to a mulberry forest to find a wife.In the end, I found this 1.9-meter-long, powerful, and ugly woman who went back and became the mother of the country.

At this point in the story, the jokes are mainly focused on the word "ugly".

Set off by ugliness, five or six sentences are almost a burden.

The audience laughed out loud.

As for Li Zhen, she was also happy when she said it.

After talking for a while, he looked in the direction of the gate.

The three women smiled sweetly.

Apparently, they like to hear it too.

have to.

Since I like to listen.

Then I'll tell you!
Even if it's a little longer...

If you want to tell the whole story of "The Ugly Empress", you will have to talk for seven or eight hours.

In fact, the time of the nine-headed case is about the same.

But he didn't care.

accepted.

This time I want to tell the whole story.

Before I tell you all, guys...

Let's not leave.

So, one hour, two hours... Li Zhen breathed heavily on his dantian and talked for three hours without letting go.

The audience is in great shape.

I hold it very much.

The applause should be applauded, and the booing should be booed.

But I don't know when it will start...

The three women on the other side of the gate stopped laughing.

The three pairs of eyes looking at him were full of worry.

Reluctant to give up.

Still struggling.

And Da Qi didn't know when, he appeared in the direction of the starting gate.

When Li Zhen mentioned the burden point, he laughed out loud.

When Li Zhen mentioned the beauty, he applauded.

It seems to be driving the emotions of the audience.

But Li Zhen didn't stop.

four hours.

Five hours.

six hours.

From the beginning when King Qi Xuan wanted to harm the ugly empress Zhong Lichun, to the time when he took in a beautiful and beautiful Beigong empress to build a dressing room.

Then Zhong Lichun smashed the dressing building, and went to Caifengshan to set up a sign to recruit his husband.

It was also said that King Xuan of Qi went to apologize, and the two reconciled.

Then he said that Empress Beigong and her adulterer wanted to seek power and usurp the throne.

Continue to say that the ugly lady was plotted against by the Chu people, and her life was dying...

He kept talking, kept talking.

Obviously talked for a long time, but none of the audience left.

Sitting on the chair, he applauded desperately and booed desperately.

The applause has never stopped since the beginning of the stage until now.

Not a single sound was weak.

And Li Zhen didn't think about anything anymore.

There was only one thought in his mind.

I... have to finish.

At the end of this story, King Xuan of Qi found his long-lost son, put down the traitors, made the country peaceful and peaceful, and the two finally lived a happy and peaceful life...

The ending was... great.

so perfect.

I'm going to finish.

I must finish!

But at this moment...

The little girl behind the gate came out.

He walked directly to Li Zhen's side.

He grabbed his arm:

"Daoist... Daoist... Don't say anything, don't say anything."

"Password: Empress is the most beautiful!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Li Zhen turned a deaf ear to her words, and was still telling the story of this ridiculous but happy ending.And the audience laughed as if they didn't see her.

At this moment, the woman in white also came out:

"Lang Jun, don't talk any more."

"My lady said..."

"Lang Jun, stop talking!"

She held Li Zhen's hand.

But Li Zhen wanted to break free.

But just can't break free.

One pulls an arm, the other holds a hand.

They didn't let go.

Li Zhen didn't stop either.

Say more.

Until...the woman in green finally came out.

She didn't hold Li Zhen, but walked gently behind the seat.

Gently put her hand on Li Zhen's shoulder:
"Lang Jun, are you tired... let's take a rest, shall we?"

"Then King Xuan of Qi..."

Li Zhen's words stopped suddenly.

stopped.

And when he stopped, the audience was not happy.

"Hi! What are you doing?"

"It's wonderful to hear!"

"Why, why don't you say it if you don't let it?"

"Go down quickly! Don't disturb us listening to the book!"

"Go down!!"

"Applause!!!!"

"If you don't finish speaking, the ticket will be refunded!"

"Go down! What are you coaxing!?"

The scene was noisy.

And Li Zhen didn't know when he became dull eyes, and a wry smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

He didn't turn his head.

Just ask:

"Why...don't let me finish..."

At this moment, his voice was no longer as loud as before.

After a few hours, how to use the dantian to make a sound, my throat is also tired.

The tone became extremely hoarse.

The three women said nothing.

He said to himself:
"Obviously... this is a good story..."

"Obviously... I'm going to talk about the ending."

"Do you know what the ending is? King Qi Xuan and Zhong Lichun are happily together again."

"They are happy, and they are living their little life steadily."

"The state of Qi is strong and prosperous, the country is peaceful and the people are safe, there is no war, and there is no suffering."

"The weather is good and the weather is good, living and working in peace and contentment...how wonderful...what a happy ending..."

"Why...won't you let me finish?"

"This is the first time I've told you a story...it's a pity that you don't finish it..."

"This story is really good, very good...very happy...very happy...very happy...please...let me finish, please..."

"Let me finish..."

By the end, his eyes were completely red.

But at this moment, the woman behind chuckled lightly:
"Ha~"

Her hands began to rub slowly.

Lang Jun, who had been sitting for several hours, gently kneaded his shoulders.

Just like before.

Soothe him.

Relieve his fatigue.

At the same time, the gentle voice that seemed to never change sounded:
"Since we know it's a good story... that's fine. As long as it has a happy ending... we... have no regrets."

(End of this chapter)