Great Sui Storyteller

Chapter 261. 260. Straw Shoes, Bamboo Pole, Tofu Umbrella

There are new customers today, and there is a Gao Gong who seems to have never heard of his book.

In order to keep people, Li Zhen specially spent 10 minutes to review all the previous articles.

From Ma San'er meeting Boss Jia in Zhenwu Temple, to Xiao Liba'er delivering water, to the shopkeepers in Shandong and Shanxi.

And Ma San'er went to the city.

After reviewing everything, the book transitions to the encounter between Ma San'er and Da Lao Miao at the intersection of the street.

"Then what does this big old Miao do?"

An introduction was thrown first.

Everyone pricked up their ears.

Li Zhen said with a smile:

"This master, and Ma Laosan, are little brothers. They used to live in the same alley. Ma Laosan's house is here, and Da Lao Miao's house is over there."

Void pointed in two directions, expressing the meaning that the two families are very close.

"Everyone, think about it, people like to flock together, and things are divided into groups. Ma San'er and his family were richer than before. If they are rich, they certainly can't live here with a group of beggars, right? Gao You, isn’t that the allusion of Meng’s mother’s three relocations? When a family reaches a certain level, it will naturally look for people with similar status and status to be friends and neighbors.

Of course, this has to be explained in detail, and there are some conceptual and moral reasons in it.But it can be summed up in one sentence, even if you are not as good as yourself, you can follow suit if you are friends with an expert.Be it friends or neighbors, remember that it is better to be with one good person than ten bad ones.

Ah, that's what it means. "

Following Li Zhen's words, the judges nodded slightly.

don't you say...

Stopping these two days, what Li Daochang said is not trivial, but also very profound.

But this principle is useful.

It is also very clear.

There is no understanding.

Nor is it preachy.

It sounds really comfortable.

Reminiscent of Li Daochang's words of "Don't dare to teach on high ground, but at least persuade people to be kind", these people have a little understanding in their hearts.

"Ma San'er's family used to be rich, and this old Miao's family is not bad. But later, this old Miao's parents passed away, and with just such a son, all the wealth of Wan Guan's family was left to him... this master As for my son, I have been taught by my husband to recognize characters and books. I also know that Pangu opened the world, the Spring and Autumn Qin, Shang and Zhou Dynasties. But, it is not too much to make progress. Learning is also learning in a whole way. But only, there is A hobby."

He raised a finger, attracting everyone's attention.

Seeing that everyone's attention was concentrated here, he stretched his head and asked a question:

"what is it then?"

Then, without waiting for anyone to guess, he said directly:
"I just like to collect. Collect some famous calligraphy and paintings, or some antiques. I like these things."

"If you say that a person has money, it's not bad. But this person has the biggest shortcoming, that is, his ears are hard."

"What do you mean? That is to say, someone kindly told him: Your stuff is fake.... As soon as he heard it, he stopped dealing with people. You see, this is the kind of person. You must buy the things he accepts." It must be the kind: Oh, this thing is really amazing, the only one in the world is actually in the hands of Brother Miao, Brother Miao is really amazing..."

"You have to say that, so that he can make friends with you. And with your praise, gentlemen, this old man can manage your drinking money for a month."

"Huh~"

"Tsk tsk tsk..."

"This……"

Listening to Li Zhen's words, a group of people were amazed.

Good guy.

Is this person a fool?
Accompanied by their emotion, Li Zhen shrugged:

"Anyway, Da Lao Miao is such a simple and kind cultural relic lover..."

"Hahahahaha..."

The whole room couldn't help laughing.

And Xuan Suning, who was sitting next to Lord Huqiu, couldn't help shaking his shoulders twice.

Li Zhen shrugged with a smile:

"As the saying goes, if you don't become famous, you will be spread far and wide..."

"Hahaha~"

"It's impossible for such a kind person not to be tricked. As a result, someone took aim at him."

As he spoke, he tilted his head and unfolded his fan.

As if talking to the side air:
"Hey, Boss Miao, I have a pair of straw sandals, do you want them?"

Then he turned his body to the other side, expressing another kind of character, and his tone became...smart and a little silly, and he said stupid...and shrewd:
"What do I need him for, broken straw sandals?"

"Hey, Boss Miao, these shoes were worn by Su Wu when shepherding sheep."

"Oh! Su Wu?...Han...Han Dynasty?"

"...Well! We all know you, everyone in Yanjing City! These shoes belong to my friend. Let me ask you if you want them. If you want them, you can keep them. If you don't want them... we will have another He used it. Ladies and gentlemen... Where did these shoes come from? They were worn by sheep herders outside the city. Seeing that it’s winter and it’s cold, they changed a pair of boots. That’s how they came from. There are others. What is it for? It's very simple, just throw it away..."

"puff……"

"Hahahahaha..."

Now, Xuan Suning really couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.

And she laughed, and the others laughed too.

But it's not over yet.

I saw Li Zhen staring at the folding fan on the table, amazed:
"Ah, ah, ah... This... Su Wu wore it?... How much do you plan to sell it for?"

"This...we don't understand either, please give me a price."

"Well...Although I like to collect, I can't spend money carelessly, you know? Good steel must be used wisely. If it's more than 500 taels of silver, I don't want it."

"..."

Seeing the astonishment of the shoe swindler represented by Li Zhen... the whole room finally couldn't bear it anymore.

"Hahahahahaha!!"

"Hahahahahahaha~"

"This person...hahahaha...hahahaha~"

Everyone, including Liu Ding, who was pouring tea, laughed so hard that he couldn't hold the pot anymore.

Then, Li Zhen made a gesture of handing over:

"You take it~"

"Hahahahahaha~"

……

"Everyone, once this hole is opened, there will be more people coming."

As he spoke, he picked up the fan again, this time holding it closed.

"Another person is holding a bamboo pole: Jiang Taigong's fishing pole, do you want it?"

"Would you like it, how much?"

"Let me ask you, is it Su Wu who is older? Or Jiang Taigong who is older?"

"That must be Mr. Jiang."

"Then how much do you plan to pay?"

"...Stop talking, 1000 taels."

"Hahahahaha..."

The whole room started laughing wildly again.

……

"Take the fan that fanned the fire at home: Do you want Zhuge Liang's fan?"

"Hahahaha~"

……

"The tofu sold by Guan Erye back then, you can see it's all black, do you want it?"

"Hahahahaha~"

……

"Do you want the wheelbarrow that the first emperor used when he built the Great Wall and pressed down the first brick with his own hands?"

"Hahahahahaha..."

……

"In the Beacon Fire Play Princes, when Bao Si was watching the Beacon Fire, it was raining. Do you want an umbrella?"

"Hahahahahahahaha~"

……

In the library full of joy, Li Zhen shrugged:

"Everyone, think about it. The Wanguan family's wealth is almost complete, and they carry his treasures every day. They step on Su Wu's shepherd's shoes under their feet, carry Jiang Taigong's pole on their shoulders, and hold Zhuge Liang's fan in their hands. On the wheelbarrow of the first emperor, Guan Erye’s black tofu was placed on it, and a Baosi’s umbrella was covered on the tofu... You think this is good, okay?"

"Hahahahahaha~"

The audience, without exception.

Everyone covered their bellies with laughter.

Hahaha~
(End of this chapter)