Great Sui Storyteller

Chapter 436 435. Li Shimin: I Don't Like This Man

He left the house with a choking Taoist.

Enduring the hunger in his stomach, when he saw that it was the two brothers of the Yan family and a young man he didn't know who was wearing armor, he would definitely have to greet him politely in the past.

What's more, he saw the bamboo slices on the table in front of the young man.

This shows that people paid for it.

But at this moment, his spirit was withered, and the energy of heaven and earth was lacking, so he urgently needed some food to make up for the deficiency in his body.

So he just nodded his head politely, waved to Yan Lide who called out "Taoist", and went straight into the kitchen.

Fortunately, the kitchen has leftover pasta steamed yesterday, as well as the salty soup made by Wen Guan in the morning.

With a bowl of salty soup, one dangling from his mouth and two pastries in his hand, the Taoist left the house.

"Is the Taoist priest finished training? It's been a long time since I saw you."

Hearing Yan Lide's words, Li Zhen couldn't speak because he had a piece of cake in his mouth, so he could only nod politely, and then put the food on the table next to him.

He took off the steamed buns in his mouth, saw that there was nothing on the table of the three of them, and thought that the child's mind was more rigid than Liu Ding's, so he shouted outside:
"Wen Guan, Wen Guan!"

"Huh? Sir."

The figure of the young man appeared at the door:
"When the guests come, pour tea and refreshments first! Don't make the guests wait! Hurry up!"

"Uh... ok, here we go."

"Don't mind the three of you. The child has only been here for a few days, and he is not yet familiar... Well, the three of you, let the poor have a meal first, and we will start the book in a while."

With that said, he sat down on the wicker chair, took a big bite of the pastry, and then took a sip of the salty soup.

During this period, since he appeared, Li Shimin has been observing him.

First look...

How does this Taoist look like he was hollowed out by wine and sex?
His eyes were bloodshot, lifeless, and his lower eyelids were red and swollen... He looked like he was hungover or overindulged.

However, he naturally would not directly draw a conclusion.

When he got closer and observed again, he found that...the other party should not be what he thought.

It should be because of the excessive use of divine sense that it looks so sluggish.

After clearing up the misunderstanding, he continued to observe.

Then...the brows really frowned.

This person... looks like he should be younger than my sister.With delicate features, if he is not a Taoist priest, he must be a handsome young man.

It is also because of his handsome appearance.

For some reason, Li Shimin suddenly didn't like this person anymore.

He is very clear about sister's temper.

Irrelevant people, don't talk to them, they can't even catch their eyes.

That letter was so secretive, why did he add him?

Why! ?

For a moment, he felt a... faint displeasure.

But sister's words must not be violated.

Sister said she wanted to take him away, so she had to take him away!

only……

"?"

Subconsciously, Li Laodao raised his eyes and glanced at the military master.

He always felt that the other party... didn't look like a good person.

But it doesn't matter so much now, the guests are waiting here, even if there are only three people, but the rules are the rules.

It has to be said.

The Yan family's second idiot didn't bother him to eat, and the military master didn't say a word.

He watched as Li Laodao finished eating three pastries and drank a bowl of soup.

This Taoist can really eat.

Li Shimin was a little disgusted.

People, that's it.After having some preconceived impressions, whether you like or hate a person, you basically don't care about the reason.

Stereotypes are here to stay.

It's just how I look at you and why I don't like you.

……

After eating, the Taoist wiped his mouth and drank the cup of tea poured by Wen Guan. Then he cupped his hands and said with a smile:
"Three, I'm really sorry. I made some mistakes in my practice last night, and today I'm a bit late. But don't delay, let's start the book right now. The two young masters haven't been here for a long time. Why did you go recently? ... This Mr. Jun looked strange, friend, right? You sit down, drink the tea slowly, and listen to the story slowly."

"..."

Glib.

Li Shimin muttered secretly in his heart.

At the same time, he was also a little surprised. Logically speaking, the two brothers of the Yan family should get up first and introduce him.

But for some reason, the two of them didn't.

And if they didn't introduce themselves, Li Shimin would naturally not take the initiative to introduce himself.

Isn't this nonsense, I didn't look down on this Taoist, even if it was my sister's order, but he was unwilling.Being able to sit here is already giving face to you, a poor Taoist, do you want me to be polite to you?
dreaming.

Still let me sit still... who is being polite to you?
The more he looked at the Taoist's face, the more Li Shimin wanted to go up and beat him up, and there was a trace of dissatisfaction in his eyes.

Did Li Zhen see it?

I must have seen it.

But... he was actually guilty.

All the guests have come, but you are still eating... This is really something that shouldn't be done.

I came here at the opening time of the library, and now I was delayed by another 10 minutes or [-] minutes.Warriors are straight-tempered, and it is normal to be dissatisfied.

Hmm... At worst, I'll just give you a few words and something like that.

soothe soothe.

So, with a sinking dantian, he sat down at the table, picked up the Xingmu and set it down:
"Snapped!"

The gentleman has a good posture and talks eloquently:

"A piece of Xingmu is divided into seven points."

As he said, he pointed to the top with his hand:
"From the king to the minister."

"The king governs civil and military affairs together,"

"Civil and military control Li people together."

"Saints guard against Confucianism together,"

"The celestial masters work together to warn ghosts and gods."

"The monks and family persuaded the Buddha together,"

"Taoists persuade Xuanmen together."

"One piece fell into the hands of the rivers and lakes,"

"This is everywhere~"

He picked up the Xingmu again, and lowered it down gently. Facing the three listeners, the Taoist stopped his voice:

"Advise the world~"

"it is good!!"

As usual, the Yan family foolishly said hello to save face.

He is a serious and old listener, so he naturally understands all the rules and regulations.

It's just a pity...

When the talk started next year, there would always be those old people applauding with him, the whole library was bustling, and the sound of teacups clashing could be heard endlessly.

But in this busy spring, I don't know if these people think that the Taoist priest has closed the store or something, but there is no one today.

Just thinking about it, the Taoist priest sitting on the high platform laughed and said:
"There are quite a lot of people today."

"..."

The corner of Li Shimin's mouth twitched.

I said in my heart that you, a Taoist, are really talking nonsense, talking nonsense with your eyes open.

There are still many people...

Not to mention people, except for the three of us, we didn't see a ghost.

How dare you lie?

But suddenly I heard the two brothers suddenly laugh:
"Haha, that's a lot."

"Well, there are so many."

then……

On and off the stage, the three laughed "hehehe".

Fine.

Loneliness is mine, excitement is yours.

Li Shimin, whose face was as still as a mountain, did not move.

Whoever moves is the bastard.

Li Zhen didn't mind either, and continued to say to himself:
"Hey...Business, there are many people and few people, it's always a business. Besides, I have rules here. Don't say that only the three of you are here today. Even if it is windy and rainy, come to my door alone to hide from the rain. Come in for a sip of hot tea, then we have to talk. As long as someone listens, then we have to talk. But... if that happens, we have to close the door and talk."

"...?"

Looking at the puzzled eyes of the two brothers, Li Zhen pointed to the door:
"When the time comes, I will ask my little guy to close the door, and I have to tell the old man directly: Hey, old man, since you are here, my book has begun. Then you just sit here honestly." Listen to me! If you want to be convenient, you must say hello to me! Otherwise, if you make me unhappy, there are too many of us, so if we lock you up and beat you, you will definitely not be able to escape!"

"Hahaha~"

The Yan family brothers seemed to be able to get this kind of joke very well, and they laughed even more happily.

But Li Shimin remained motionless like a mountain.

Just sarcasm.

beat?
With the three-legged cat skill of you, a Taoist with exhausted spiritual thoughts?
Li Zhen also muttered now.

I thought to myself, could this military master have some kind of facial paralysis?
Why can't oil and salt enter?

Xianbai'er changed the joke, why are you still putting on a shoehorn face?

have to.

Mr. Storyteller pays attention to his own taste.

This person probably has a higher level of humor...or he is not educated enough to understand these jokes.

Let's talk about something easy to understand, and let's get straight to the point.

So, the rhythm of the voice changed:
"Okay, let's stop gossip, what about today, let's tell a new story. This general looks at his face, is it his first time?"

"..."

People don't care about themselves at all.

Seeing this appearance, Li Zhen simply stopped being entangled, turned around and said to the Yan family's two Tie Hanhans:
"This is a stranger. We want to pick up the previous "Swordsman" and the like. The story is not coherent, and the military master doesn't quite understand it. It's a waste of money. So, let's talk about it today. New story, the story is not too long, similar to "Nine Heads Case". But it is more interesting, a bit more fun~ You two are also sitting down, let's start the book now. Cough~"

Opening his throat, the Taoist put his hands on the table and said directly:

"By the way, what era did this story take place? It happened during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. You all know the Spring and Autumn Period? Hey, you two have read poetry and books, so you must know it too. Five tyrants and seven heroes are in the Spring and Autumn Period. What? It happened in the country of Qi. At that time, a strange woman came out of the country of Qi..."

Speaking of this, he saw that Yan Qian seemed to be taken aback, as if thinking of someone, so he pointed directly:
"Hey, Second Young Master Yan seems to know someone."

Following Yan Lide's puzzled look at his younger brother, Li Zhen nodded:

"That's right, this story is about a woman who is famous all over China, and who never gives up to her husband! The ugly empress Zhong Lichun --- Zhongli Wuyan!"

Zhong Lichun?
Empress Qi Xuan, the mother of Qi State?

Ah.

Li Shimin wanted to laugh for no reason.

After a long time of trouble, the so-called storytelling, is that all?

Retell the deeds of some ancient people through your mouth?
Li Shimin, who had no shortage of poems and books since he was a child, naturally wouldn't be unaware of the story of Zhong Lichun, a wonderful woman. Don't say too much, give him some time, and he can memorize the records about Zhong Lichun in the history books perfectly.

My heart said... Is it okay for me to go home and read a book?
Need to listen to you?
This Taoist... really has no culture.

Just thinking about it, suddenly I heard the Taoist continue to say:
"The story happened in the Qi State in the Spring and Autumn Period. However, we have to talk about the things in the sky first. Let's talk about the height of the sky, which has 33 layers. And beyond the 33 layers of heaven is the residence of the Jade Emperor. Who is the Jade Emperor? You all know, right? That’s the top official of the poor!”

"..."

The corner of Li Shimin's mouth twitched...

What a Taoist priest who speaks wild words.

But immediately he heard a "puchi".

The two of the Yan family, Tie Hanhan, knew too well the taoist and grinning style of the Taoist priest.

Hearing this, he immediately laughed out loud.

"Don't laugh, you two, the poor are right, right?"

Li Zhen also said something with a smile, and then continued:

"The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother..."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Dayan laughed again.

Li Zhen didn't care, and continued:

"For a lifetime, I have no children, and I have given birth to nine daughters. Everyone understands this, right? Isn't yesterday the seventh day of life..."

"???"

"????"

"...?????"

In an instant, the three of them, including the two brothers, were dumbfounded.

Wasn't it Qingming yesterday?
Old Seven... Seventh Fairy?

Seven fairies' day?
No... no, right?

Isn't the Seven Fairies the Weaver Girl? (Note 1)

Even if it's a regular day, doesn't it have to be the seventh day of July?
How come it's a good day?
Just when Li Shimin frowned and wanted to correct this ignorant Taoist, he heard the other party say:
"Look, everyone, this story is not nonsense, we have to have a basis. You all know, who are the Seven Fairies? Hey, Weaver Girl. The Cowherd and Weaver Girl will meet on the Magpie Bridge on the seventh day of July. Right?... But think again, Cowherd She is a mortal, and Zhinu is a fairy, the most beloved daughter of the Jade Emperor. It’s okay for a fairy to have a private meeting with a mortal, and the two of them will have a tryst for one night on the seventh day of July... Don’t say she is a fairy, she is just an ordinary woman. , that is also a big mistake. So, the Emperor of Heaven just click..."

He made a gesture of raising the knife and falling, and under the blank expressions of the three, the Taoist shrugged:

"Beheaded. I feel bad after beheading... oh my daughter..."

With a bitter face, he pretended to cry a few times, wiped away his tears, and the Taoist continued:

"Death is the most important thing. Yesterday was Qingming. The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother carried a small basket with three sacrificial offerings of millet and went to their daughter's grave early in the morning. Isn't it a good day?"

"Hahahahahaha..."

Following the Taoist's words, the two brothers of the Yan family jumped up and down their minds repeatedly, and finally appeared an old man and an old lady carrying small baskets up the mountain to the grave.

Unable to bear it any longer, he burst out laughing.

But Li Shimin was speechless, even absurd.

Can this myth be so distorted?
how can that be!

In the myths in the history books, there is no saying that the Emperor of Heaven beheaded his own daughter...

In fact, he didn't even notice it at the moment, that is, in this short period of time, even though his heart was full of absurdity, his ears were already pricked up, and he no longer had the time to judge the character of the Taoist, but turned his head instead. I went to find the "BUG" of this story.

"As for our lady Zhongli, she's on the sixth day. My sisters say that we have nothing to do, so let's take a bath? It's been very windy in Heaven these days, and we're covered in so much dust... "

"Hahahaha~"

"Or to put it another way, the girls like the Queen Mother can't take a bath. Once they take a bath, there will always be accidents... Look, Lao Qi met the Cowherd because of taking a bath. The grass on the grave is three feet high now..."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

"puff……"

Now, even Li Shimin couldn't help it anymore, and laughed outright.

But he smiled more reservedly, he couldn't hold it back for a while, and then stopped it all.

Then the preacher went on to say:

"The sisters are washing, and the sixth child has picked a cloud, using it as a loofah, and is thinking of someone to wipe his back..."

"Hahahaha~"

A burst of vulgar metaphors made the second brother of the Yan family really unable to hold back.

Obviously, there are only three people in a room without Taoist priests.

But abruptly, the two brothers laughed out the sound of thousands of troops.

Li Zhen had a serious face, as if what he was telling was a very serious story, and while he was scrubbing, he looked at the table:
"Yo? After picking up the cloud, the sixth princess saw it. This world is full of smoke, so she said one more thing: yo~~~~ What is this world doing? Good guy, who's in the house? Why so much smoke?"

A scent of Yanjing aunt emerged spontaneously.

"The eldest sister said: Hey, sister, you don't know. This family is in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States period. Oh, these ordinary people... really are really struggling...the old nose is dead."

He said the elder sister's accent, and he used a Northeast accent. (Note 2)

To distinguish characters.

Li Shimin frowned again...

This accent... Could it be that he has been to Liaodong?

Hearing this different accent from the Central Plains, he secretly thought.

Then, the Taoist seamlessly switched between the Northeast accent and Yanjing aunt, and finished the passage of the sixth princess reincarnated.

Unknowingly, following Li Zhen's story, Li Shimin didn't realize that he had quietly lost the shadow of the Taoist in his mind.

He just followed his mouth, discarding all the stereotypes in the book about the peerless and unparalleled woman Zhong Lichun, and replaced it with a vivid ugly empress... reflected in his heart.

(Note 1: Strictly speaking, Zhinu is actually the grandson of the Emperor of Heaven. The "Historical Records·Tianguan Shu" of the Han Dynasty said: "Weaver Girl is also the grandson of the Heavenly Lady. But at the same time, when I checked the information on Baidu, I saw such a sentence "Qixi , Weaver Girl and Seventh Sister’s Birthday.” In order to keep the content of the storytelling from being so boring, it should be changed to “interesting words”, and everyone just needs to laugh and be lively.

So here I directly distorted the content, turning the two into one person.In order to make the plot of the storytelling look more interesting, but it is definitely not that the Seven Fairies are the Weaving Girls, everyone scores clearly.Made up, just made up.But don’t talk about Qixi Festival with everyone and say that the Weaver Girl is the Seven Fairies. Then when it’s time to get serious and look up the information, how embarrassing is that?
The reason why I say so much is that storytelling is not nonsense, and similarly, writing books cannot be nonsense.I have to be worthy of your subscription money, the elders of Jiangshan can tolerate me, and don't let the world make illegal money.Thank you for following up to the present, I express my love to you.

Note 2: The accent problem has been explained before, everyone just think that this is a world where Mandarin exists.Everything is based on me, otherwise many plot passages such as Huayin in this book would not be valid.Still the same sentence, take me as the standard, thank you all.Today is still [-] changes, ask for a monthly ticket! ! )
(End of this chapter)